All you TikTok chefs out here making pasta chips, I made chip pasta. Dump a bunch of Doritos into a blender, water, couple of eggs. Mash it around. Looking good there, son of a god. Finger into a hole in your flour. Dump all that Dorito paste, fold it in. Now I’ve got a nice smooth Dorito dough. There you go, I did it. Pull that Dorito pasta. Nice thick pappardelle. Lovingly drop your pasta in heavily salted water today. Come and check this out. Then put some Doritos on! Today what I’ve made for you is Doritos with spaghetti. Mmm, that is demonically delicious.