Who would win in a fight, Gordon Ramsay or Guy Fieri? Let’s start with Gordon Ramsay, the British Bulldog. According to the internet, he’s 6’2″ and weighs 196 pounds or 14 stone in British and Gordon does have a background in athletics. He was an elite junior footballer for the Glasgow Rangers until an injury took him out. And here’s the kicker, he has a black belt in karate. Now, Guy Fieri the mayor of Flavortown, the Duke of Donkey Sauce. The internet lists him at 5’10”, 210 pounds, but I think a more accurate estimate would be about 230 to 240. So Gordon has him on reach, but Guy Fieri has him on bulk. Another factor here is the pure aggression and frothing rage shown by Gordon Ramsay. He’s known for emotionally annihilating absolute strangers on television, whereas Guy Fieri is the Good Guy Greg meme come to life. That said, Guy Fieri is a Raiders fan so you know there’s some dormant fury lying underneath the spikes. If Gordon can use his jab defensively to keep Fieri on the outside and use his fitness to tire him out, we could see a multi-round strike fest end in a split decision. However, I think Gordon’s aggression and arrogance get the best of him. I think Guy Fieri gets on the inside, takes him to the mat, gets in his guard, and just hammer fists him like he’s pounding out a steak. Final decision, Guy Fieri wins.