Hi, can I get the Nick Cage meal? Thank you so much. I’m really excited about this, thank you. You have a good one. Stoked. Right, so this is the brand new Nicholas Cage meal from McDonald’s that just came out today. Check it out. All starts off with a quarter pounder with cheese, but here’s where it gets really cool. You gotta get the “Not the Bees!” barbecue sauce. And what you do is you take the barbecue sauce, pour it all over that burger. Oh man, I can’t believe Nick Cage did this! Mm. Oh my god. That’s so good. Call my taste buds Memphis Raines because they’re Gone in 60 Seconds. But that’s not where it ends, check it out. Instead of fries, you get a large Chiclets. Castor Troy’s favorite. Dude this is so cool! And I love the direction they went with the drink to wash it all down. You get a chilling wave of Nicholas Cage’s laughter. Oh god that is startling. Why does he do that? But oh man, what a great meal. And remember if you scream “killing me won’t bring back your honey!” at the cashier, you get 69 cents off. Oh no, the napkin is the Declaration of Independence. Aw, thanks Nick Cage.
