MK 399: Why Disney Cloned Corbin Bleu

You died in 2013. 2013, you died, I read it on the internet. I done Googled it. Oh, my god. I forgot about this. Did you really? You tweeted, there was “RIP Corbin Bleu,” trended on Twitter, and you tweeted a picture of yourself from Magic Mountain going- Yes! “Nope. Still at Magic Mountain.” But then I read another article that said that you were a clone. Once Disney heard that I had died, they realized that they were gonna lose out on some of their money, so they decided to make a clone. And I really just have the panel in the back of my head. I’m a robot. They already made the action figures, so they had to… That was a horrible, horrible day. I remember that. Why? Because my mother called me. No! Crying. Shame on you, to all of those people out there that started that rumor. You owe an apology to Corbin’s mom.

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