MK 521: We Made a Blue Takis Chicken Sandwich

We made a blue Takis chicken sandwich ’cause the internet demanded it. Dump ’em on to a food processor. Add a little bit of flour. Look at that. Pound out some chicken with some well-placed palm heel strikes. Season it up with some Donnie’s. Hit that chicken with the old one, two skidoo. Dropping into some oil. Bluennaise, blue cabbage slaw, blue Takis chicken, blue Kool-Aid pickled onions, top it with our bun. Come here, you abomination of God. It’s so hot. I mean, that was a good ass chicken sandwich. Trevor, come eat it. It’s good.

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