MK 528: Pro Chefs Try Flamin’ Hot Cheeto Makeup

Hi. Welcome to Aprons Off the show where we stop cooking and just hang out with one another. Today, the ladies of the Mythical Kitchen are going to be trying food inspired makeup palettes. Yes. You heard right. Makeup palettes inspired by food. And we’re gonna have looks and we’re gonna try to recreate our looks and prepare to be partially disappointed or pleasantly surprised. I don’t know. Would you guys consider yourselves makeup gurus? Absolutely. Not I’m gonna be a disappointment today. Okay. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I dabble, I’m not good, but I dabble. Yeah. Yeah. I’m gonna show everyone my look. As you can see, I have the Chipotle palette. So this is the look I’m going to be attempting as you can see, very green, very red. And then these are the colors that I’m working with. You guys it’s literally set up like a Chipotle one. I like that guacamole. Sure is! That guac looks nice. Literally this is the setup of like a regular Chipotle station. I like it. I’m so excited. I’m leaning towards black beans. My favorite color As you should. This is like very poison ivy esque vibe. Totally. Totally. And I like it. Okay, your turn. Okay. I have flaming hot Cheetos. And this is the look I’m going for very simple orange and then these are the colors. Wow. That’s a lot of shade of orange. Looks like it’s from Claire’s. I’m not gonna lie. It’s a little Claire’s esque. Very. All colors I don’t wear. So this is gonna be very interesting. Hmm. I’m excited to see it. I’m excited to see it. I have Sour Patch kids. This is a very ambitious look that I’m going for. The last time I was sitting at this booth I was spraying Pam on my face. Now go in with the setting spray by Pam, which gives me a beautiful Dewey look. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is good. I don’t know where to start. I don’t know anything about makeup. What’s your guys’ normal like start to finish When it comes to eyeshadow, you guys, do you just go you just go for it? Just go like this and then I kinda swipe and hope for the best. I, I do a little blending. I do a little, you know, You know stuff. I do know stuff. I enjoy makeup. I spend a lot of money and time on makeup. But I’m not good at it at all. Are you going for both eyes or just like, concentrating. What do you guys think? I’m gonna, we’re on a time limit here, so Yeah Is this like a fast, It’s just like, it’s gonna be like one of those tutorials, that Lily likes to watch sometimes during lunch and it’s like, oh, five minutes versus 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah. Well I’m not really rushing. I think I’m gonna do both eyes ladies. I think I’m going, I’m gonna just go for it for For both eyes right now. I have a lot of colors to accomplish Everybody gets to see all the fun ugly faces I make when I do my eyeshadow. Looks like pinto beans is going to be my crease color. Okay. I’m going with a sharp pinto bean. This is really light on me. Kind of looks like I’m in the two thousands clueless movie. You know, you’re the, you know how smart you are. You’re putting white as your base for everything, which is I always do, You’re a genius. And you’re gonna win, even though we have no stakes. But you’re, I’m already like embarrassed at what I’m doing right now. Guys, this is where my painter skills have to come in handy, okay?` Oh yeah. She’s an artist. She has like the one up. Yeah. Kind of. Not, not when it comes to this. Not when comes to freaking hot Cheeto, I don’t know the name of these. You guys have flavor names. I don’t. Oh gosh. Everything’s just hot and flaming I guess. Guys, I don’t know. How do you do this? Let me look at you. It’s beautiful. Whatever you’re doing. Tell me I’m beautiful. Looks like my inner corner is corn salsa. Get it? CORNer. Oh yeah. Salsa Oh, I see what you did there. I love corn salsa. This may shock you, but I’m all about puns Oh, it went on my contact. Uh oh uh oh. Get it out, Get it out! Oh, hazard, hazard, it’s okay. It’s okay it’ll add to the look. Whenever someone looks in my eyes they’re gonna be like, wow. Her eyes were shining. But it’s because I have the corn salsa glitter in my eyeballs. All righty. I constantly get makeup, at least eyeliner in my eyeballs. Probably like three times a week. Look at this. Look at this lettuce and Guac. Look at that. Oh my god lettuce looks so good on you. Oh, are you feeling it? Yes. I’m feeling the lettuce. I just remember how I did my makeup in like middle school. Yeah. I just put like blue eyeshadow on and like thick bottom black eyeliner. Yeah. You’re living your middle school fantasy right now. I really am. We all are. I always wanted to be a a makeup guru and when always, it was like a month like it was a month where I was like dedicated. I’m like, I’m gonna learn everything there is to learn about makeup and I’m gonna start a channel. Never did it. Never. but you still have time now! But now we’re 29, and look at us now. Yeah. It feels so beautiful. See, the thing is, I don’t even know what color that is. What color is that? That looks like this color, but it also looks like this color. Mm, pass, sorry. Oh, you’re no help at all. Oh gosh. I think it’s this one. So I’m gonna just go ahead and go for it. My mom actually used to do my makeup always in high school. Like on my prom, homecoming, everything. She was like the super guru for that. Was she good? She actually was very good. Prove it I need to see photos. Prove it. Well, Shoot Do you want me to pull my prom picture right now? Yeah. Everybody has to send in prom photos. Okay, okay. I took my third cousin to prom. You took, what? Like on like, like a, like a date? No He’s like my friend. He was like my friend and he was also my third cousin. So you dated, No, he had a girlfriend at the time. No, it was, it was just going as friends. I’m Confused. We were just going as friends, you guys. You, did you not have anyone else to go with? I’m sure I had options, but I just felt really comfortable with him and I was like, let’s just have fun. Yeah. That’s great for us. And he was just, and lemme tell you so he got his GED which meant like he never and he wanted to go to prom, right? Yeah. But he, but he, he wasn’t at school. So I’m like, okay let’s just go together because like, I didn’t care. And yeah, so that’s the story. You gotta blend things when you make up. Honestly Whatever that means. I -low key feel like I’m close to completion. Are you? Wait, like do you have both eyes? I only have one eye done. I still got like eight colors to go. I don’t know how to do this. You look beautiful. You look like you’re gonna go to Ultra Music Festival. On one side of my face. I Look like I worked with Chipotle. Wait, should we do, is this like how… Oh my, Wait. You do. You do work at Chipotle! And you love your job. Like this is the job for you. Yeah. They hired you cause you knew how to match all the sauces. Yeah. They’re like, Hey Nicole we’re doing like a new feature. Oh, are you doing the thing? Yeah. We have to all do the thing. I don’t… What are we doing? If you know, you know. Okay. This is this color right here. This is flaming hot. This is pink. This is a 4 32 brush from Mac. It’s not. Oh, I was like it’s really on brand. It’s from Amazon.com I’m like actually trying to make things happen over here. Okay. I need to go black because, Yeah. She’s got a little black on the lid. This is the fastest I’ve ever done my makeup guys. I know, I feel like I should be taking more time. I think I’m getting, it’s getting worse. I kind of look like a superhero. Let me see. Or I used to serve at Cleopatra. Wait, you look good. You look great. You should wear colors like this all the time. Should I? keep going. Yeah, keep going! You got a little bit more to practice. You know, you’re almost there. Can I borrow some of your black? Sure, of course. You know I think we’re gonna start sharing pallets at this point. Are we? I’m going to, I’m gonna share. Not me. Oh no, this is where it goes downhill. Okay, we got, we got some more red happening. Yeah. Oh no. Fire hot flames over here. Oh no. I’m gonna use like a little of this for blush. You’re gonna put blush on? You’re supposed to be just doing your eyes! Is this a full face? Oh, Mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake. What are you doing? It’s too late, too late. Now I look like Cleopatra. I screwed up. I screwed up. No, you’re good. Nicole, you’re really good at this. I look really abhorrently bad right now. Stronger than, oh gosh. Let me see Oh my God. Oh, Lily! Lily, what did you do? I forgot what color I used! It won’t come off. It won’t come off. So the colors are super pigmented. They really do work. They’re like staining my hands. Don’t put ’em anywhere else on your body. Wow. This looks horrific. I’m doing good guys. I’m doing good. Yeah. Okay. There’s, hold on a little bit more. How did she get yellow up there? I don’t know if I should start the other eye. Go. You have time go. You have plenty of time. You, you’re doing good. You’re doing good. Am I doing good? But I don’t know what’s happening. Oh God. My eyes burn now. They’re hot. Like these Cheetos. Oh my god. I got it on my base What? Where’s that color? How did she do this? I’m gonna be honest with you. That picture was not from the pallet. Just found it on the internet. Oh, what the heck. Oh my God. Same with you Lily. What? Sorry. I’m the only one! Sorry. You gotta get it in the crease. Whatever that means. Hmm. Almost done. What’s like your makeup? Like, do you guys open your mouths when you do your makeup? Like, do you make a face? Oh, you smile? I guess. I like to, I’m usually like looking up like this. I do mine kinda like this. Where do you do your makeup? Do you do it in the bathroom? Do you do it like in a vanity? Like what’s your sitch? I, I have a little janky set up. It’s like in my bedroom. And it’s like on our dresser cause there’s a mirror on the dresser. And Alex gets really mad at me cause I just have my makeup everywhere. Yeah, I feel you. I I, David built me a vanity because I was getting too much makeup on the floor. Yeah. What you guys have Great people That’s so nice of him though. I might be almost done. I think I’m almost done too. Yeah. I’m not there. But you know, we just gotta go with what we have. Lily you look great. You look, like you’re ready to go to a EDM concert in like three hours. I can’t wait. Can I just say it looks really good. I love these like bright fun colors on you. I think you should wear more color. You don’t wear enough color. Thank you. Yeah. I like black, but I’ll start wearing more colors I, I wear black all the time too, but I love, I love the blue. Thank you. Blue is your color. Blue eyeshadow back in. Blue Is your color. Okay. Everybody look into Morgan’s camera and give your fiercest look. Ooh. Okay. Time to wrap up. Who do you think did the best? Let’s look. Can you close your guys’ eyes? Okay. Okay. I think V’s is like blended a little more, but I think I like Nicole’s look better. Okay. It looks so good on her. I like yours fits with your eyes the best. Really? I think you’re the winner. Really? I like yours. I think it’s fun. Are we all winners? Oh, no one chose me, nevermind. Sorry Lily! Sorry Lily. It’s okay, you guys won! Congratulations. I guess. I guess me and you both kinda win. We did good. We did good. We did good. Now that the bell went off, it’s time to answer some advice. Alright, so let’s see what PNWExplorer X says. They said, how can I become a more efficient chef in my home kitchen? What is the first thing I do after stepping into the kitchen to cook a meal? Hmm. V 30 seconds. I’m trying to think of back when I was like doing this. Honestly, stick to the basics. Like don’t try to make super complicated recipes and try to do some oldie chicken pot pie like Josh and make some dough. Like stick with something very simple. Make some tacos impress somebody with a nice, simple pasta. And yeah, you’ll be good to go. People will love you regardless because you’re trying to be a better home chef. That was really good. Okay. The first thing you’re gonna do is you’re gonna pull your hair back. You’re gonna wear shoes that are not open toed. You’re gonna wear close toed shoes. You’re gonna buy a nice apron for yourself. You’re gonna wash your hands and then you’re gonna get to work. You’re gonna read your recipe, you’re gonna read it forwards. You’re gonna read it backwards. You’re gonna read it 1, 2, 3 times and you’re gonna understand it. Once you understand it, then you’re gonna start your mis. Your mis is your prep. You’re gonna cut up all of your veggies you’re gonna set out all of your things. You’re gonna make sure everything is measured out. And then you start cooking. And then you follow the order of operations. And then once you follow the order of operations your dish is done. And guess what? You’re a winner baby. Wow. That was good advice. Trash bowl. Just get a trash bowl. Anything you got a coffee cup, anything. If you have a trash bowl in front of you it just makes you so much cleaner and you’re taking less steps to the trash can and all of a sudden you’re gonna be cooking a lot more efficiently. So. Well, thanks for watching aprons off. We’ll see you next time. One more smize to the camera ladies. One more. One more. Fierce. Fierce. Beyonce. Beyonce. Rihanna. Rihanna. Who’s the other pop stars? Shakira. Lady Gaga Shakira. Do some Lady Gaga stuff. Yeah, that’s good. Yeah. Yeah. Very close. That’s very gaga of you Yeah. Hey, you cook up your own feast while wearing the mythical kitchen. Apron. Available now at mythical.com.

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