Just because you’re trying to get swag jacked and live your life according to a bodybuilding.com comment thread doesn’t mean you can’t have a nice, elegant protein presentation. Pour in 16 ounces of whole milk. Milk is good for you. There’s a poster of Shaq that said, “Got milk in my school library, and I said ‘yes’.” 12 ounces of Greek yogurt. Greek yogurt is good for you because Greek people are jacked. Now, 10 scoops of Whey Isolate protein powder. I’m sorry, that was a harmful stereotype about Greek people, not all Greek people are jacked. Blend it up. Oh god! Now, you’re gonna pour your protein sludge into your chocolate fountain with all your favorite protein accoutrements, and there you have it. And most importantly, get sought your friends. Guys, come on, protein party. There’s 200 grams of protein in here, so we all gotta eat this until it’s gone. I love myself. Got that equal part’s like disgusting and inspiring, And so are we. but I.