MK 534: Let’s Play Would You Rather

Hey, today we’re walking around the office playing a little game called Would You Rather. Hey, would you rather eat a sandwich that’s been soaked in water for five days or a burrito that’s been filled with cat food? A burrito that’s been filled with cat food. Okay, bring it in. Oh. Do it, do it. It’s not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Hey, would you rather drink cottage cheese water or eat bologna that’s been left out in the sun for a month? Cottage cheese water. Prove it. Oh. Hey, would you rather rat poison or roach poison? Rat poison, I guess. Okay, here you go, eat up. You got it. Hey Josh, but this is a pretty big safety issue. It’s just part of the game, it’s Would You Rather. Josh, no poison in the game. Hey, would you rather see one of your coworkers in a hotdog costume or one of your coworkers covered in hot dogs? Neither. This makes no sense, we should have kept the poison.

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