MK 536: Are Crumbl Cookies Overrated?

Crumbl Cookies are incredibly sweet, apparently. I’ve never had one. Because they’re incredibly American? Because they’re incredibly Mormon. Incredibly Mormon. Here’s the thing, here’s the thing. Oh, are they Mormons? They’re Mor… So they were founded by Mormons. They were founded by two Mormon cousins in Utah. I know they were founded by cousins. I just didn’t know they were Mormons. I believe they tend to have a sweet tooth. Is that true? Because they cannot drink caffeine. They do not drink alcohol. And so I think the vice sort of becomes sugar. We got a big ol’ box. Holy smokes. These are not cookies. These are cookies that fell into a Chernobyl, you know radioactive waste vat. They look beautiful. They’re beautiful. And then like- Grotesquely beautiful. Came out and were branded by Jojo Siwa.

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