MK 551: The Internet Killed Gabriel Iglesias 4 Times

I was gonna ask you what you think happens when you die, but you already died. Because I read on the internet, and you can’t fake things on the internet, I read on the internet and 30 million other people did too, that you died from diabetes complications and then you came back from the grave ’cause your manager wanted you to make more specials. I guess that, first of all, that’s a sign that you’ve achieved certain level of status. Yeah, yeah. Because yeah, the internet killed me. I wanna say, what, 10 years ago? I think it was about 10 years ago. 2014. Yeah, it was my first ever death hoax. Not the last? Well, no, I’ve actually had like three, maybe four. But after the first couple you say, “Ah, whatever.” Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll die again next year. It’s cool. I got to read a lot of comments, and man, some people like, oh my God, it was so touching, like, “he did this for my family and so much happiness and joy.” And then there was others that were like, “Oh, it’s about time.” You know, It was only a matter time. Yeah, that guys is overrated. “That dude was.” You know, “He was on borrowed time, man.”

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