I have an upsetting opinion. I’m ready. A corn dog is a tamale. F-off. What, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, think about it, think about it. F-off. You need to f-off. It’s like a loose corn-based batter that’s cooked around a central filling. Am I crazy here? You’re cooked around a central filling. Am I crazy? Am I crazy here? Yeah. A corn dog shares so many more similarities to a tamale than a Wellington. I disagree. I think the corn dog is more related to fried catfish than it is to tamale. I like how I looked at the graphic to see what a corn dog is. Fried catfish, what is that?