Sesame Street characters and how I would cook and eat them big bird this 82 yellow nightmare is the size of a fully grown bull ostrich which is why I would remove its loin sear it crust it in Black peppercorn and Juniper and serve it with a huckleberry gastrique Cookie Monster grass-fed cows taste like grass cookie fed monsters taste like cookies I would render all of Cookie Monsters fat out into lard then add that to a sablé pastry dough and then fill that with Creme peier Oscar the Grouch pigs also live in their own filth which is why I would simply remove Oscar’s belly sugar and salt carrot smoke it slice it thinly sear it and serve an Oscar the Grouch BLT Oscar you’re a grouch Elmo the prized beast of the Sesame Street world I would remove the Boston butt portion of Elmo’s upper right honch then Cony it emulsify it with Elmo’s fat and Marrow to make Elmo torson I would serve with pamic vinegar alongside crusty Jewish Ry bread in honor of Larry David its sworn enemy tell me what Sesame Street characters you would cook and eat and how