My First Kiss wasn’t until my junior year of high school and I was studying abroad actually what was her name I’m I would never call a woman that my mom had packed me Hanukkah gifts and so every night I had the nice ritual of opening my Hanukkah gift from my mom but one night this guy that I wasn’t even really dating kissed me mid Hanukkah present opening what was the present I don’t know I just was like I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay poor thing poor me performance a zero it was so bad and I was just like is this what kissing is like it was the type of like butthole mouth tongue your first kiss was on a butthole yeah that’s impressive I told you I only like happy