We’re making foods from World War II. How are we going to make this funny, Josh? Any way we can. Today’s historic meal is inspired by World War II. World War II was the biggest and deadliest war in history, involving more than 50 nations. Over 16 million Americans served, some living in treacherous conditions and surviving on food rations. Various rations were developed during this time, like the C-rations, which were canned foods that ranged from meat stews to eggs and potatoes. There were also K-rations, which were lighter meals. Meanwhile, on the home front, families in America had to adjust their meals since the demand for many food and materials for the war were so high. Today, we’re doing our part by recreating a K-ration supper and other wartime foods. We’ve got pork loaf, tuna veggie pancakes, and victory cake! Alright, I guess it’s time for me to get in a costume. I’ve got just the mustache. Well, it’s time for Meals of History! Yeah, alright! Go America! What was that? Are you okay? I just have to be cheerful all the time. I’m a Donut Dolly. I haven’t met you yet. Hi Josh, lovely to meet you. I’m Dot. It’s nice to meet you too. Donut Dolly Dot. Yeah, I’ve been getting that a lot. Is Dot your real name or that’s? It’s Dorothy. Okay. But, you know, it’s, it’s it’s easier to go, help! Dot! Or something like, when it’s one syllable. Yeah, can you explain to me what a Donut Dolly does? So, I just started yesterday. They moved me. From, I was a Clubmobile driver, but I don’t know how to drive. I’m a woman We shouldn’t laugh at that. Okay. So the Clubmobiles we have I don’t know if it’s “Club-mo-bile” or mobiles. That’s probably your first fudge up. Yeah, that’s fine. Yeah. I don’t have to know it to be in it. Anyway, so we show up and we give the soldiers donuts and coffee, and smiles. You seem good at the last part. I’m good at the donuts and the coffee part. Do you make the donuts? I don’t know why I have to be smiling. Yeah, we do. We make them in the cart thing. So you got cooking experience. Yeah, that’s why this thing’s so tight. I’ve been eating all the donuts. That’s probably another reason why I’m always in trouble. Yeah, you got a combat medic out there starving. He’s like, I ate all the donuts. Sorry, buddy. We’re gonna make some K-rations right now. So, I know what you’re saying. You mean a C-ration? No! C-rations were invented in 1938. Ooh, I have pockets here. That’s cool. We had to start taking our boys, putting them up in aeroplanes, and then paratrooping down behind enemy lines. So we needed lighter rations that could fit in your pocket. So you’d have three meals a day, over 2,800 calories. It was all designed by Dr. Ancel Keys at the University of Minnesota. And these were designed not only to nourish your body, but to nourish your mind psychologically, which is why they put cigarettes in there. Oh man. Cigarettes and toilet paper were actually the two things. So, we’re making the main course from supper right now. You had breakfast, you had dinner, and you had supper. We’re dumping a bunch of crap into a blender right now. So this is the corned pork loaf. Okay. That had dehydrated apples in it. We’re just gonna grind that right with the pork. And then whole carrot chunks in there. Cause you needed some sort of vitamins. And so we’re just canning everything. We’re gonna drop some rice flour in there. This is just to bind everything. Are those peaches? No, dried apples, actually. So it’s like, it’s like pork chops. I got excited. I’m from Georgia, can’t you tell? I love that thick Georgian accent. I know. This is the one character that doesn’t have a southern accent. We got some corn starch going in there. We’re gonna throw in some beef broth. So the idea is, you have, like, pork chop and applesauce, and also some, you know, carrot chunks on the side, but they needed to pack it all into this one can, because this fit in a dude’s pocket as he was jumping out of an aeroplane. So, this is what fueled all that. There’s a key on the outside of the can. That was another invention. Everything was lined with wax. It was actually a really big deal to have these K-rations instead of the heavier C-rations. And they really only lasted for a couple years. We have nitrate salts in there. That’s going to be a preservative. And at this time, all the factories in America, they were just canning meats as fast as they possibly could. Even like Chef Boyardee during World War II was sending cans over. They ran their factory 24 hours a day. How old is Chef Boyardee? He was like active in like the 20s and 30s. What? Through the 40s, yeah. And he didn’t start canning, he just had like a restaurant. And then he just started canning all of his ravioli. I should know that! We have to win the war! That’s pretty cool actually, I like that. Kill the Mussolini! So what we’re doing now is we’re getting the salt and the sugar, which are preservatives, to just bind with all of the proteins in the pork. This is effectively making Spam. This is war Spam. But they had so many different kinds. How long has Spam been around? That’s a good question. Pretty much every K-ration supper was just centered around either processed cheese spread or processed meats in a can because both of those offered a lot of protein and, you know, nutrition in the sense that it would keep you going in the war. They would also put gum and mints things like malted milk powder in there. We sold those. 1937 Spam, we would have had it but he’s making it. – That is. – Hey, hey, hey, it’s war time! It’s gonna be delicious, I’m sure of it, but it looks woof. What did you want filet mignon, huh? We gotta beat the Nazis! It kinda looks like what they made, Quaid out of in Total Recall. Okay, hey, can you help me mash that in? Alright. I’ll prepare the can, so. I might have to take this tight jacket off. I love this jacket so much. But it’s, and it’s hard to get off. Do you need help? Do you need me to wrassle you out of it? No, I think I got it. Actually, can you help? What am I pulling? Just get the button out. Get the button out? Okay. On three. – One, two. – One. I’m kidding. I’m trying to pack the meat as densely as I can because you need to fit as much nutrition and as light a weight as possible in here. Smells like cat food. K-ration literally for Dr. Ansel Keys, his last name, despite the fact that C-rations are for combat ration, and I don’t like that naming iniquity. Why? You know, cause I just, I think of, like, it should’ve been called like a P-ration, but then, but, yeah, I guess P-ration sounds like you’re rationing your pee. Yeah, like, for like, paratrooper ration, but. I dated a guy who had jars of pee. His own or others? His own. I, one of my best friends has pee bottles, yeah. Yeah, it was big mason jars. But not just one, it was like a few. And, well he lived in a, in a, what do you call it? Is it a train car apartment? What’s it called? It’s like you have to go through someone else’s room to get to the bathroom. Did you date like a old timey traveling hobo in a train car? No, I just dated in New York. Was he a singing hobo or a standing? Railroad apartment! I did it. I packed all the pork slop into a can. Nice! So now what we’re gonna do, we’re just gonna cover it. We ain’t gonna seal it, but we’re gonna cover this and we’re gonna bake it off in a water bath. It’ll probably be boiled. And then we’re gonna unseal it with our key later and eat some pork slop. You ready, Donut Dolly Dot? You know, you mentioned, cigarettes earlier. You need a smoke break? I would love to do a smoke break. You know, I got in trouble. They made me a nurse for a minute. It was hilarious. I don’t know why they did that. They made me a nurse and then I may have dropped a cigarette into somebody’s wound. Oh, God! And I was so upset because I had a couple drags left. You’ve got the right to vote. That’s right, I love it! You don’t even have to smile when you vote. And neither do you! If you go to votelikeabeast.com, you can register to vote. Go out there and exercise your whichever amendment rights. What amendment gave people voting? – 19th. – Nice. 19th. 21st was, 18th is prohibition. Don’t ask me about any of them. Anyways, go to votelikeabeast.com register to vote. It’s important to go out there about your conscience all that kind of stuff Please do. I was figuring out what this voice is by the way. You got it? Okay. No, I was, I think last night I watched A League of Their Own and I just listened to everyone’s accents because, like. Because like, Lori, Lori Petty’s kind of like this. I love Lori Petty. I love Lori Petty. And then Madonna’s like this. Madonna? Madonna’s like this and she’s got the boobs and stuff. I’ve never seen the movie. And then, it’s so good. I can’t believe you haven’t seen that movie. Rosie O’Donnell! But I’m realizing that I’m Rosie O’Donnell. Yeah, okay. I’m Rosie. She kinda has, but no, she’s got a little bit of a nasally thing, but I gotta think of her as this, as this. So that’s everyone from A League of Their Own. – I can’t believe I had. – And now I’m Tom Hanks! Is that Tom Hanks? Was that good? I don’t know, I’ve never seen the movie! The war is going on, and what people were advised to do by the US government is create what were called victory gardens. Because you had Hormel, as it turns out, we just found this out, was sending 90 percent of their canned foods over to the war. You just happened to ask that. It’s so cool that we just found that out. I know, I kind of feel guilty that I didn’t look it up before. We do a lot of research, if you could believe that I do. I look at this, look at this, look at this. I got, I got two whole pieces of paper, two! And it’s not even, it is pretty double spaced actually, never mind. I’m cutting some asparagus and I’ll tell you why in a second. All right, so what we’re making right now are asparagus tuna and cheddar pancakes. And the reason we’re making that is because people were advised. That was really elegant. What? Do you usually do that? What? No, it kinda, I’ve become a little bit more, more theatrical. That was gorgeous. I think I kinda like it. We’re gonna get some asparagus sautéing in bacon grease right now. Because people were advised to create what were called victory gardens. If you lived in a place like California, Back when people had, like, houses with space, people would grow gardens and the government would give people advice on how to cook with vegetables. Also, newspapers were really instrumental in giving people this advice, too, so we actually found a column in the LA Times 1943 by Miss Marian Manners, who was, like, a pseudonym. It was a pseudonym where they would give you recipes and she recommended pancakes as a, quote, meat extender. That would not be my meat extender of choice. But that’s what she said. And so she was like, you know, you can put asparagus, you can put canned fish, you can put any sort of fresh meat. in a pancake and it’ll make it more voluminous. So that’s what we’re going to do today. We’re sautéing up asparagus. Can you grate this cheese? Absolutely. Ms.Donut Dolly Dot. Thank you very much. Anything to not have to go back to my job. Listen, I get it. I’ll go back though. Cause I love everybody. I just don’t like the way they make me act. A big. Am I doing it on here? You can do it on there. You can do it on the plate. Do whatever. I’m going to start mixing stuff into this pancake batter. Cause we’re going to throw that asparagus in there. Wait, Maggie Melon was a pseudonym? Okay. Maggie Melon? I don’t know. No, Maggie Melon was one of the dancing gals that would entertain the troops. Maggie Melons. No, Marian Manners. And then there was also Prudence Penny from the Hearst newspapers. Well remember we did an episode about Great Depression Thanksgiving. Absolutely did. About someone who also did the same thing. You should go and watch that. Gotta go faster. Come on, we got things to do. We got wars to win. We got more pancakes. Listen, I’ve had a lot of other jobs other than this. Alright? You know what I was doing? What I was doing? They had me in the entertainment club for a little while. I was a singer. I did a lot of old standards. Is that all you did? You wanna hear what the old standards were? Absolutely! Alright. There’s a stick bug in my sherry, get it out, get it out, it doesn’t live there. There’s a what in your what? The stick bug. There’s a stick bug in your where? Sherry! What do you mean there’s a stick bug in your Sherry? I don’t know, I didn’t write it. Who’s, that’s a real song? Yes, it is! God, they had already invented jazz. It was very popular. I like that you’re dancing with me. You want to do another one? Yeah. Scooch, scooch, scooch your baby out the window. I’ll grate the cheese. You did a pretty good job grating the cheese, though. Can I do another one? Another cheese or another song? Don’t you tell my daddy that I’m dead. That’s my favorite one of all. All right. So they didn’t want me to do it anymore. Yeah, I can see how they didn’t really raise morale. I think it’s like, I like deep cuts. Not the hits, I like to do the B sides. You were too indie for the US oceans. That’s right, so then they had me be the entertainment for the German POWs. They were a real captive audience. That’s how the Geneva Conventions actually happened. That was a really good joke and you did not catch it. No, I missed it, what’d you say? I’m not doing it again! We can do it again! No, we’re just, it’s for the people, not for you! I’m adding a ton of cheese to the pancake batter. I’ve never made anything like this before and I’m pretty stoked on it. Okay, question about asparagus. Go ahead. Do you think asparagus tastes better when you, make it all chopped up like that or when you keep it long? I like it chopped up. I like chopping all my vegetables. I don’t like having to cut things on a plate. I hate the whole stick, like, what am I doing here? I agree with you. I look like a, like I’m from Tennessee in a wheat field or something with one of those things. Hell yeah, dog. Sometimes I like to go down to town and get a hat. Got our tuna pancakes with the cheddar cheese. This is awesome! That looks like stuff I see on the sidewalk in Los Angeles. Yeah! Don’t eat that! Oh man, I was, I was supposed to, I did do something. You’re grating the cheese. I’m really proud of you for that. Well, you never tell me how much cheese you want, Josh. That’s true. If it’s there, all of it would be my recommendation. You know what I do when I grate the cheese? I just make a little house. I grate it on one side, and then I grate it on the other, and I’m like, look at that little roof. And then I get distracted. Then I’m like, I don’t want to mess up this cute little house I’ve just made. These are big, voluptuous tuna pancakes. Damn. There’s tuna in there? I’m, you know, I’m controlling my own response. You know, and I’m simply walking away. I thought you were putting pork in it. What was the thing you put in the blender? That’s okay. That’s why I thought it was like spam. I wouldn’t have said that had I known it was tuna. The blender was like 15 minutes ago. Yeah, and I’m not the chef. Yeah, I know, but I, you know, thought that you were at least that you were watching. But we’re we need to we’re gonna wait for the pancakes to sorta cook and then we’re gonna flip. Now hang on a sec, why are they looking I’m over here. Screw that guy, he left. Oh yeah, Emily, can you make the salad? Sure. There’s green’s back there. Oh, okay. I made these pancake’s way too big. Look at that salad. You did so good. Hold on. I finished the salad. I did it. In one day. Nice! That is way too big of a pancake. Nah, I think it’s good. Were you trying to slap my hand? There we go. Okay. Okay, this is for if you have very large sons in 1943. This is the size of pancake you would need to feed them. No, this ain’t gonna work. I know, I don’t have. Fudge it, go. Nice! I think that was good. Yeah, how did they greet each other? What was, when was the high five invented, Annaliese? I hear some people show this to their classrooms. Oh yeah, I’m so sorry. I hear that, and I, here’s the thing. Some of the stuff we say is real. Well, a lot of it’s real. Well, the stuff he says is real, but some of the stuff I say, real. But my favorite thing is while watching all of these World War II documentaries on YouTube, the ads would pop up at the worst moments. There would just be like, I’m in the shower listening to it, and there’d be somebody who’d go. BlueChews! No, they would be like, shrapnel was especially deadening to the soldiers. I thought my hair was just frizzy and straight, but it turns out it’s wavy and I was using the wrong products. It’s like that’s what happened all the time. And that’s how I lost my husband, Casper Mattress. If Google really had their ads targeted, they would have done an ad for shrapnel cream. Look at those asparagus pancakes. I like them. I’m stoked on this man. Is that good? Hold up. What do I do with the salad? Is this it? This is it, man. This is what you’d serve your family for dinner. Just naked, naked lettuce. No, man. We dressed, I dressed, I dressed it. You did? You got a big old stack of pancakes. You only use one can of tuna. You’re gonna get about 15 pancakes out of this. You serve it with just a big old honkin salad. Boom! This is a World War II victory garden meal for a large boy that’s gonna grow up to then fight in another war. That was less just. Large boy, large boy, won’t you hold my hand, you large boy? Don’t hurt it, don’t hurt it. You are big and I am small. Well, we’re on the home front, Ms. Dolly. Whoa, where did that voice come from? I have no idea, man, that was my attempt. He’s going like this and going, on the home front. We already had pancakes for dinner, now it’s time for dessert and we’re making more cakes. We’re not making a normal cake, we’re making a victory cake. Okay. So this is a mouth watering, sugar saving, victory cake and the idea was you would make cakes without as much sugar, because they were sending that to the war effort. There will literally be packets of just straight sugar in K-rations in C-rations. Yeah, damn, they were really like sucking up all the sugar because I literally made donuts. Yeah. No truly, and so at home they were like, well, we got all this new fangled. They call this glass sugar. This is straight corn syrup, baby. Yeah, fair. And so today we’re gonna be learning how to make a victory cake without sugar, just corn syrup. They’re probably gonna be pretty good and then jelly syrup. This is from an actual recipe in 1942. I’m gonna add in some milk here. We got eggs. There’s also one egg cake, trying to save eggs. But again, a lot of people with victory gardens, if you had it, were encouraged to raise their own laying hens to get their own eggs. And even people in like Brooklyn would start these little terraced gardens, just putting vegetables out on their balcony and stuff like that. I had roommates in New York who had a compost pile on our balcony. Oh, no. Never a good idea. How many rats came? So many bugs. Add a bunch of vegetable shortening. It was just tons of bugs, and then they’d be like, everyone needs to chip in with cleaning the kitchen. I’m like, y’all. It’s not the kitchen. It’s, it’s the literal steaming pile of eggs that’s outside. That’s, you know. Look at that glassed sugar. All that corn syrup. That’s cool! Get a, get a, get a thing on it where, with sexy music. Oh yeah. That is very weird and horny. I’m sorry. Alright, we got our cake batter all mixed up. We’re gonna go ahead. Drop this into that here cake pan, just like gravity. It smells really good. Yeah, it’s gonna taste good. I mean, it’s got all this stuff in it. And corn syrup, honestly, when you bake with it, because the difference between sugar and corn syrup is that sugar, it turns liquid when you heat it, but corn syrup, no matter how much you heat it, it sort of never crystallizes. It always just stays wet. So it makes it moist. It makes it super moist. And also, like, at this time, farms were heavily incentivized to grow big production crops like corn to make stuff like corn syrup so they could send it to the war effort, but also, we’re coming straight out of the Great Depression in The New Deal, so during all that, like, I think FDR had big plans for taking rural farms and sort of connecting them to the power grid, so you can refrigerate stuff like milk and transport across, there were huge road building programs. So, they say that World War 2 was won by British intelligence, American industry, and Russian blood. Because truly, America was so well suited at this time to just produce a ton of steel, a ton of food, a ton of everything. So do you think that, like, the Great Depression was a time of just innovation and stuff because you had to do it? Correct, yeah, and big time for government innovation and big government programs. Boy, I should look into history. It’s really interesting, you guys. Just hold the bowl, but don’t don’t get your fingers cut. I’m scared. Streaming the corn syrup should get nice and fluffy. It’s like a sheet on the bottom. Yes. Can you use your finger to shove the rest of the corn syrup in there? I’m scared. Yeah, we’re all scared. It’s so weird. Yeah, there you go. Get that corn syrup in there. Now we’re going in with our jelly. So the protein is in the egg whites. – What kind of jelly is it? – Currant jelly. Currant jelly. I know there’s a spoon, but I’m not going to use it. What’s your favorite kind of fruit jelly, Josh? I’m an orange marmalade boy. I like doing this voice. Oh, it’s pretty. Dude, that rules. Try it. Okay. I can grab my own. So good. Oh my god. It’s so frothy like a marshmallow fluff. Yeah, no, whipping the egg whites in here, making it effectively was like a Swiss meringue or Italian meringue frosting with whipped egg whites, but the jelly in there is really really nice. The corn syrup is giving it like a unique texture. It’s super fluffy You’re doing the DQ Blizzard thing. They can’t see it when you do that. Innovation, I know, but they can see the fact there’s, there’s you know, I’m doing a little Criss Angel Mindfreak, you know, there’s frosting in there and now it didn’t turn over. It’s still there. I’m not taking the frosting out. You know, just like Criss Angel, all my tricks are legit. Yay, more baked goods. Yeah. Yeah, that’s all you wanna see right now. We got a dense, wet cake right now. What I’m gonna do, hold on. We gotta write a V for victory. That’s how the boys are gonna win the war. I’m gonna shave this off. But whoever eats the shaved off part, that’s your only cake ration for the week. I want it. But then you can’t eat a slice of cake. You don’t know where I am. You can’t eat a slice of cake. Because we can’t, like, save, we can’t waste any of this because our large boys gotta eat because they got dreams of playing baseball. Okay, what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna flip this. What was that rant? What? They got dreams of playing baseball. They got dreams of playing baseball! They’re big strong boys! Why is the cake like that? Well, what I wanted to do. It’s like it’s sitting on its own ass. So wait, all this food is for the people that weren’t in the war, but it was during the war? Yeah, this is on the home front. I think I missed that at some point. What do you think we’re talking about raising? I thought this was the food for the soldiers. What? No. No? Okay. This is back home. We made the pork loaf for the soldiers. Oh, oh, so we did make something for them. Yes. We talked about Dr. Ancel Keys. That means nothing to you. That is beautiful. Thank you. Even this out and then check this out. V for victory. V! Nicole, I’m so sorry. Wait, wait, to them it’s not a V. Yeah, flip it. Okay, now Nicole’s gonna be happy. There it is! We did it! Do your little thing you did earlier. What? I don’t remember what I did. I have no idea what you’re talking about. You threw something in the trash can and it was gorgeous! I gotta throw something else in the trash can. Cut to that in slow motion. Give me like. And now we’re back! You did it right into the trash! Yeah, I got it. That was a good Sharpie. Anyways, here we have our one egg, no sugar, victory cake. Our rations have been cut one sharpie. Donut Dolly Dot, you ready to eat the feast that we’ve made? Oh yeah! We’ve boiled our corned pork, dammit, and I’m ready for supper in combat. Donut Dolly Dot, we have our World War II feast today. We have stolen the K-rations from one of our paratrooper boys. We got the corned porkloaf in there. We have our meat stretching tuna and asparagus cheddar pancakes with a little side salad from our victory garden. And then we have our, yes? The tuna’s in that? The pancake, yes. You helped me make it. I know, but I thought that the tuna was in this, and that’s what I was confused about. That’s the corned pork loaf, for our boys! Okay, well that’s what I thought was in there, and then you argued with me about where the tuna was. We do often play a game of hide the tuna, in fairness. And I always win. And then we have our victory cake, made without sugar, made with glass sugar or corn syrup, and her little corn syrupy jelly frosting. You wanna open up that can of corned pork loaf for me? I’m so excited about this. Look at this little key thing. Isn’t this cute? I’ll dish you up a tuna pancake. All right. Thank you. Of course. And of course the salad dressed with bacon fat. I’m trying to open this. You’re distracting me. Bacon fat in your salad is so good, though. This is taking a lot of concentration. Be a strong woman. If you fail at making the boys smile with the donuts, they’re gonna put you in a canning factory. That’s gonna be bad for everyone, because I can’t open it. You gotta, I believe in you. I’m gonna try the other one. I’m gonna eat my salad. Maybe it’s just the can. It’s not me. All right, hang on. Let’s do this. Come on. You know, this makes me think of a song. Get your cans while you can, and tell the nuns not to cough. Why can’t the nuns cough, Emily? I don’t know. Emily, tell me why the nuns can’t cough. Well, they work with children. Don’t get the children sick. Yeah. Oh, war! Come on, war! Look at it. Hold on, I’m getting some pork loaf out. Yeah, listen. – Graceful. – Hey, you’re in the field. This is all you got. Hey, you know what? Hey, Josh. What’s up? I’m not eating that. I’m so sorry. Don’t you. Here, it’s terrible. The smell is problematic for me. No, I don’t love it. Well, the smell is simply pork stink in a can. What do you think the tuna pancake with the asparagus? My favorite thing is the tuna is in this. I am not a fan of tuna either. Well it’s in. I wouldn’t have survived in this time period. I would have probably died. That’s pretty good. It’s pretty good. It’s a flavor that I’ve never had before. I will say. Got some asparagus in there for some nutrients. It’s coming from your garden. It’s really doughy and nice, actually. And the asparagus really goes well with everything. It does. This is a lovely dish. Oh no, I love it. And these are the victory cakes? No, the one with the V on it. Well, what are these called? V is not for vendetta. It is for victory cakes. Oh yeah, that’s right. But what are these? Tuna pancakes. And you know what meat was in there? Tuna. The tuna. We found the tuna. All right, when are we gonna eat this cake that has a butt? We’ll eat the butt cake. I still don’t know why you did it like that. Because normally you would trim a cake into like a perfect square, but then you lose a lot of cake from the scraps. That’s a very good point. Here, put it on your salad plate. I’m just eating it all in one slop plate. All right. Don’t worry, I’m gonna eat all that pork loaf. I’m probably gonna grind it up into a chili at home. Can you get your whole mouth around that? No, I’m making a sandwich. Let’s see if I can do it. I did it! Donut Dolly Dot is. Donut Dolly Dot got the biggest mouth of all of the donut. You know it. That’s right. They didn’t give us anything to drink. Well, when they do. – It’s a little dry. – Get us some pig milk! All the cow milk we’re going to the boys. We had to drink pig milk. Oh my god, pig milk. I never even thought about the fact that they make milk. Yeah, if it’s got nipples you can milk it. Well, I’m sure the boys are waiting for another song. Boy are they. Tell me what you think of this one. My mother used to sing this one to me when I was having a bad day. You can’t take a dollar bill from a man who has five dollars. And that is called storytelling, friends a tale old as time. Thank you so much, Dolly, for your service. Not for that god awful song. Can I try another one? One more song for the road, Dolly. Come on. Kiss a tube. Kiss a tube. Everybody gather round and kiss a tube. That makes it lucky. Lucky tube. Everyone likes a lucky tube. Hello! Now that’s what I can get down with. Everyone likes a lucky tube. That is a Donut Dolly. God, thank you so much for stopping by Mythical Kitchen. We got new episodes all the time. Let us know what historical meal you want us to recreate next. As she digs her cigarettes out of the victory frosting. Visit votelikeabeast.com to make sure you’re prepared and informed to cast your vote in this year’s elections.