Today we’re recreating famous mob bosses favorite meals. You like my mob wife aesthetic? You look like a soprano that didn’t make the final cut. What does that mean? Like they died? Today’s historic meal is inspired by the mafiosos of the Roaring Twenties. The Prohibition Era started in 1920 with the 18th Amendment to the US Constitution which banned the manufacture, transportation, and sale of intoxicating liquors. With bars and breweries out of business, someone had to step in to fuel the thirst of the Roaring Twenties. No one was better equipped than the mobsters. They could protect illegal breweries and bootlegging operations from rival gangs, provide security for speakeasies, and pay off nosy cops and politicians to leave them alone. Prohibition was finally repealed in 1933, but the sophisticated black market business schemes and money laundering tactics of organized crime were here to stay. Today we’re recreating the mob bosses Al Capone, Meyer Lansky, and Joe Masseria’s favorite meals. We’re making eggplant caponata, clams oreganata, spaghetti with walnut sauce, Grandma Theresa’s ragu, and then some good old fashioned cheese blintzes. Well, guess I better get my costume on for my character. You have a second costume? What does that mean? You wear this out? I have a date later. Where? The Olive Garden? I should’ve, I should’ve thought about this. It’s time for Meals of History! Hey! Hey, whoa! Oh, no, okay, listen. Um, I won’t talk to you. I’m not gonna talk no matter what you do to me. You don’t have to say anything. I’m so sorry. But, hey, if you had to do something, what would you do to me? I don’t, I don’t want to do anything to you. I was planning on making spaghetti. – Would you like to… – No, no, no, no… Listen, listen. Just tell me. I don’t want to tell you. Now you’ve made it weird, frankly. Would you like, I don’t know, like, say you pull my fingers, my fingernails off. I don’t want to do that at all. I would like to make spaghetti. I’ve simply come here to make spaghetti. I get it, I get it. Can I ask you, who are you? I ain’t talking. Oh, yeah, okay. No matter what you do to me. But you gotta… You gotta do something! Have you been bad? Do you need punishment? You get right, like, next to my ear. And you just go, ah! How would you like me to… Alright, alright, I’ll tell you something. Not doing that again. I’ll tell you something. Go ahead. My name’s Alan Capone. Al Capone, for short. Different. Don’t do that. Different one. No, no, no, sorry. I’m so sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They call me Alan. Alan Capone. Well, sometimes, sometimes. It’s Lil Al Fingernails. Lil Al Fingernails. Are you related? Because I like getting my fingernails taken care of. To the Al Capone? Alphonse Gabriel Capone? You’re related to him? Yeah, he’s my cousin. He’s your cousin? Okay. Nice guy. What’s incredible, we’re actually making some of Al Capone’s favorite recipes. As I understand, you may or may not have been there. You don’t have to tell me your whereabouts, but… You know what it’s gonna cost you! you don’t have any money. – He would have Sunday supper… – That’s not what I want. He would have Sunday dinner every single Sunday at his grandmother’s house, cooking their Ligurian cuisine, uh, at 1 PM every Sunday. And so we’re actually making some of her recipes, which are some of his favorites. Were you at those dinners? You eat them? I love those dinners. They’re my favorites. I don’t know if I’m going to be invited anymore. What’d you do? What’d you do? And maybe talk. Who’d you talk to? I’m not an informant, I swear to God. I’m just a simple cook trying to make spaghetti over here. – Trying to make some gravy. – Some may call me a rat. Oh no. Am I implicated now? Nah. I don’t think they care about you. Well, I don’t know. Alright, we’ll figure that out. Just don’t smile at me too much. I’m not trying to. Listen, I told the cops everything. Just cause. They promised me they’d tickle my armpits till I got a… Oh, I don’t want to do that. I don’t want to do that. We can talk about your armpits later. What I’m making right now. They also call me Lil Al Armpits sometimes. A lot of the information we’re getting is from Deirdre Marie Capone’s book, Uncle Al Capone, where she actually gives recipes that they would eat. Except the funny thing about this is, Deirdre Marie’s Aunt Maffie, right? – That’s Al Capone’s cousin… – Boy, how long did it take you to memorize all of these M names? So many. You were like, Maffie, Mary, Modine. Yeah, exactly. There’s gonna be a Meyer coming up, too. Oh, no! But, so this recipe, Maffie opens a deli, and apparently, this is a legend, nobody knows if it’s actually true, but nobody wants to question the Capone family for whatever reason. Uh, so, she opens the deli and she’s serving lasagna. Guy comes in and says, hey, that sauce in the lasagna is incredible. Can I get the recipe for it? Legend has it, he turned that into the original Ragu Company’s sauce they bottled. Turned it into like a billion dollar sauce empire. So this is, according to legend, that sauce. Can I put you to work real quick? Okay. Okay, okay. So what I need you to do. I need you to take these onions, the fennel, the nutmeg, and the basil, put it inside here. I don’t know if you have any experience rolling things up in some sort of carpet. Yeah, well, they only give me the little guys. Yeah, well, these are little guys. Not very strong. Who’s the littlest guy? Look how big this suit is on me. You look smashing. You look really good. I mean, the talking heads. So roll that up in the cheesecloth and then we’re gonna tie that up. We’re going to put that in the ragu. We’re going to let that simmer. All right. Time. And if you screw up this recipe, there might be people coming for us. I don’t know. Well, you like that, I don’t. Like a body. Just like a body. And then while you’re doing that, I’m going to go ahead and chop up some garlic, because there was another dish that apparently was Al Capone’s… Well, I got to chop these a lot smaller if I’m going to do that. What? Well, that’s how you put away a body. Oh, no. Spaghetti alla nocce. It’s spaghetti and walnut sauce. Allegedly, this was Al Capone’s single favorite dish of all time. It was a very specific southern Italian dish. Put that in there. That’s fennel, which I thought was really interesting. That’s going to give it a nice little licorice sweetness to it. So far, I’m not very excited about this. No, it’s going to be good. We’re eating spaghetti. You like spaghetti. With some of that gravy. I ain’t go over to Ma’s house, eat a little gabagool. Yes. You know? What do I do with that nut? Yeah, put the nut in there. That’s nutmeg. Just the whole nut? The whole nut. The whole nut. That’s gonna perfume it. It’s gonna give it some nice flavor. – You never wrapped up a whole nut? – You just like put up, just put shit in there. You never have a nut cloth? You just put stuff in bowls and said put it in a cloth and tie it up. Yes! These are the, you guys are just coming up with jobs for me at this point. No, that’s a real cooking technique. This is called a sachet. I know, it’s cute. I appreciate this. – We’re making a real thing. – Cause I’m not a good cook! Correct! The thing is you guys could also trick me into doing chores. That is true. Yeah, you’re like here wash this dish I’d be – Like, okay, like… – Yeah, call that getting Miyagi. Am I putting that in there? No, not that in there Don’t put that in there. Don’t put that in there. Put that in there. Don’t put that in there I’m gonna put that in there. I can’t stop. I’m talking like one of them. Is this on fire? I actually have a little bit of a business I wonder if you’re interested in it It’s called Everything’s a Flask. – Well, I feel like you should… – Everything can be a flask. – I will say… – Watch this. The goal of a flask is to keep alcohol consumption private, but you’re saying that everything is a flask right off the bat. I don’t know. These are actually kind of tricky. Have you ever thought Uh, let me see. That maybe a better name for it is nothing is a flask? Nope. Okay, this is kind of like what the what’s that thing you guys watch called? Uh, is it cake? This is is it flask? I’m gonna show it. Oh, what? What? There’s something in here? So the funny thing about prohibition is that prohibition… – I found the cup. – Prohibition banned the manufacturer distribution and sale but they never banned drinking so drinking was not a crime which was incredible because then they actually sort of switched that policy in the drug wars in the 70s which the mafia was of course very much involved in as well. What you do is you hollow out the spoon you just get a big hole in there. Okay. Then you put the booze in there. Boom, flask. I don’t know that that’s transportable like a flask Just telling you these are the things this is not a flask, but it will be. – I heard that Al Capone… – You bring me a thing I make it into a flask. I heard that he took over the south side gang when he was only 26 years old because, because, because! There were a lot of very legitimate organization members who did not believe that prohibition was the business opportunity that it actually ended up being sir. Some people like hey, we ain’t getting into the booze game I know you are because you got the flask. Yeah, but it’s like the only straight laced thing I do Everything else is horrible I am not a good man. What’s the worst thing you’ve done? Ah, wouldn’t you like to know? I don’t understand why you put this over here, when you’re doing things right here. Put it over there! What is this? Put it over where else? Put it over there! Just move it over there, then I can make my spaghetti alla nocce. It’s a very complex majorian dish. This thing popped me in the neck. Yeah, it’s boiling over. What was that? What was that? Get down, get down! Am I bleeding? Now I’m gonna toast up some walnuts. This is very riveting film you want to get here with me rolling this up, but i’m gonna put it back here for a minute. So we’re adding the toasted walnuts to the oil and then you’re actually going to sort of emulsify pasta water into this. This is just rip roaring. – I don’t know what I’m doing… – Just to finish this. I put it in here and then make a little twist? Absolutely. They say prohibition was the best thing that ever happened to organize crime and also the expansion west. So Al Capone as you well know your brother. – My cousin. – Your cousin. He’s gonna kill me. Oh no. You’re operating out of Chicago, right? You lived here your whole life? Yep, uh, well, I, yes. As everybody was migrating out west, so too did organized crime. And so like, mafia, of course, has deep roots in southern Italy, but also in Manhattan there was a really big market, but a lot of young enterprising mafiosos were like, yo, I can go somewhere where nobody else is and I can corner the bootlegging market. And they were really involved in every sort of vice market. So you had prostitution, you got gambling, you had bootlegging, you had hard drugs, they were really doing it all. And they were laundering it through legit businesses like construction. There you go. You did good. No, one’s going to find it now. This is more what I do with the head. This spaghetti ala nocci is almost done. This is looking fantastic. I’ve never had anything like this. Don’t do it. It’s not a bowling ball. I’m not worried about it. You’re fine. – I’m gonna add a little pasta water. – What do I do with this? Drop it in the sauce! Drop it in the sauce! God, you take orders terribly for such a hierarchical organization. That’s why they’re trying to kill me! What rank did you rise up to in the organization Until they’re like, eh, maybe we shouldn’t let them rise to their level of incompetence. Um, well, here’s what I mainly do. Uh, we do a lot of, uh, things around the community as well. Of course. We have a soup kitchen. Really good. Um, Al Capone was like, he, he opened the first soup kitchen in Chicago. It was apparently really good soup I’ve heard. It was? That’s good. Incredible. I don’t eat it. Um, I am always afraid they’re poisoning me. Yeah. Um, yeah. But, and then I also tutor kids in math on Tuesdays. At the community center. Are you good at math? Well, they’re basically my bookies. Okay, yeah, well, yeah. You just give them some water and a cracker, and then they just go in a closet and do it forever. Spaghetti alla noci is done. We got our lovely walnut sauce. We’re gonna top that with a little bit of parm. I’m gonna let this ragu cook, make some spaghetti with it. My nose is running, I don’t like it. – I like pain, but I don’t like runny nose. -Al Capone runs for nobody except my nose. Um, I think we’re good. Alright, this was a short episode. Let’s get out of here. Emily, I love goofing around with you. Oh boy howdy, I do too. And I bet they love watching us goof around. Yeah, I hope so. And if you want to watch us goof around in person, live, we’re coming out to Texas the weekend of November 15th and 16th. Doing two shows in Houston and Dallas. Yep, and we’re doing meet and greets. Oh, we’re making food. That’s right. What a good segue. So, uh, we’re, we are making what should have been the last meal of Joe, the boss in this area. So I say what should have been the last meal because the autopsy report said he died on an empty stomach. He was at Nuova Villa Tamaro, a restaurant in Coney Island. He was having dinner with his associate, Lucky Luciano. They’re waiting for their food, they’re playing cards. Lucky Luciano gets up, goes to the bathroom, comes back. Uh oh, Joe Masseri’s got a bunch of gunshots to the back. How’d they not hear that? Well, he needed an alibi, said he was in the bathroom. Turns out his own associate is the one who ended his life. So he’s won. He was working with Salvatore. Little Caesar Maranzano. He becomes il capo di tutti capi, which means the boss of all bosses, but then Lucky Luciano Who’s now underneath him. He double crosses him and then he kills Maranzano Becoming the head of the five five five crime families. This is like Game of Thrones. How did you guys do this? The Castello Marese war is absolutely nuts. It all happened in 1931. Where were you? Where am I now? Can you put those clams in the oven? Thank you. We gotta open the clams to make our oreganata. I’m gonna say the story. Bottom rack or top? Bottom. Can you pull that all the way down? What? Thank you. Yeah, sorry. Your suit is, yeah, also I’m, I’m afraid. . Okay. There we go. Speaking of crossovers, what were you saying? Game of Thrones. Yeah, it’s like the mob was like Game of Thrones. All these characters that you’ve likely heard of. Totally. But also hang on. I had a great in, and then you made me do that. – There were actually… – Okay, I got it. So Al Capone has a lot of hideouts throughout the United States. In every state I’ve ever lived in, they’ve said that like he had a, he had a hideout here. And when I was in college in Arkansas Hot Springs, Arkansas, they said was one of his hideouts. Sure was? Yep. And then I was like, Oh, I wonder what other places he’s had hideouts. And then I Googled it just like randomly and all it did was say places in Chicago, but if you put hideout spots, Al Capone, and then a name of a state, he had one in every state. It’s crazy. Well, so there was actually a reason for that. – So like, Hot Springs, Arkansas… – Well, yeah. I bet there’s a reason! Oh yeah, you didn’t think about it. But it’s genius! I would surely not Alabama. And then it was his sister’s husband built a house in Alabama. It’s said to be one of the most haunted houses in the country. So it’s like, he literally had places everywhere. Alright, I’m adding a little bit of vinegar to this. So, you want to cook down all the vinegar and all of like, it’s kind of a sweet and sour eggplant, uh, dip. But the reason that he had so many hideouts and so many mafia bosses did in all these small towns is because that’s where it was easier to buy politicians and law enforcement because there were few of them. And then you had all these other people like people think of mafia, right? As an Italian thing which it very much was to be a made man in the syndicate. Look at him go. Do I look like Julie Andrews from Victor Victoria? Ew maybe I should just sing like talk like this for the rest of the day. What should I say as a mobster as Julie Andrews? So lucky Luciano, right? He wants power for himself, cause all these guys wanted power. So I didn’t do, uh, research about Maranzano, but I did a lot of Al Capone stuff, so can I do some more of it? You can talk about Al Capone, man, they’re all connected. Alright, so Al Capone got, like, expelled from school when he was a kid because he punched his fe male teacher. And it made me think about a legend that I grew up with, who has passed away. His name was Sputnik Neon Television Rushing. That was his real name. He went, he had a mullet down to his ass, and he put a tack in my second grade teacher’s chair. Sorry, what was his name? Sputnik Neon Television Rushing. What, who were his parents? I don’t think we saw much of them. Gwyneth Paltrow? Like really she’d name some… No, no, that’s like, uh, you know. Bikers and unsavory, not, not the bikers are unsavory, but his parents were unsavory and his grandparents were bikers. All right, we got the clams out, we’ve opened them up, it’s gonna pop a knob of butter, the butter’s gonna melt as this all roasts in there, the caponata, can you give that a stir, Al, please? Al, give that a stir or else I’m not gonna spank you with little bullets. You get a nice little bullet spanking if you stir the caponata. Yeah, they’re gonna be nice, the little ones that you like, they sting. They sting a little bit, yeah. Pierce the skin just slightly. Topping this with the breadcrumbs. There’s that broth and a little bit of olive oil on the breadcrumbs. It’s going to dehydrate get nice and crispy. You got a ton of aromatics in there. Oh, that looks very nice. You go just like they used to serve at Nova Vila Tamaro. They did have to close down once all the murders happened at the restaurant, you see? People were murdered at restaurants. No, it’s not a flask. This could definitely be a flask. You wanna know why? You could just put a hole in it. And then you fill it with alcohol. That’s flask! Hey, I got a flask for you. I got a little flask for you. I don’t like that. You gotta get the other half. You gotta get the other half. Then you’ll have a clam flask. Classic flask. Classic flask. I love it. Yes. Perfect. Then you just pop a popper open. See, it’s genius. They said that the Mafia is really one of the most incredibly run business organizations. Listen, you just put a hole in it. With talent like Al, I see why. And then you fill it with alcohol and then it’s a flask. Broiling off the oreganata. We got the caponata cooking, Al’s figuring out how to get hooched. Well no, I just, it’s like, I’m very good at it. I may have like, uh, kinda took some money from the flask business. That’s another reason why they’re mad at me. But I make all the flasks! I make them all, look at this! Flask. Easy! Now we’re making a little dessert, a little sweet treat. Alright! These are cheese blintzes. Now these were the favorite of Meyer Lansky, also known as the mob’s accountant. He was part of the Jewish Mafia, but then organized everybody in the Atlantic City Conference in what was called the National Crime Syndicate. He took Irish mafiosos, he took Italian mafiosos, Jewish mafiosos, and said, Hey! We should all organize our crime, truly creating, like, the modern corporate structure of organized crime. And he loved Ratner’s Deli on Delancey Street, open since 1918. His favorite thing to order there were the Blintzes. They had his own Meyer Lansky room in the back where he and Bugsy Siegel, uh, would hang out and do all kinds of crimes. I’m gonna switch these pans. Can you make the filling for me? I just put it all in that bowl and stir it around. I want to see if you can do this. Not that I don’t trust you to do things. You do great things. You need to put those three things in that one bowl and stir it around and I don’t mean to be patronizing. I don’t mean to be patronizing. Honestly, I think you gave me too much based on the other stuff you’ve had me do. One of these is oranger than the other. Is that on purpose? Yes, I’ve bred the chickens, one to have a slightly less orange yolk, only to confuse you. That’s kinda hot. You lookin at it? That’s as close as I can do twerking, actually. I don’t think that I can, like, physically twerk. I don’t think, even if you taught me and I took a class, I couldn’t do it. I was just saying, I think I’m definitely gonna get a hip replacement, eventually. You did say that. Yeah, I think that one of my legs is longer than the other, and I don’t know what you do about that. Probably just cut them off and replace them. Or you just shave them down. You just kind of… You take one off and you kind of… Like what they do with a tooth for a crown. Oh my gosh, yes. I have one of those. Do you have a crown? I have six, ma’am. You have six? — a duck! Make one more crepe. How’s that feeling? Can we taste it? Okay. Ooh, nice. It’s like a cheesecake. Yum, yum, yum, yum. You know what, man? I’m just gonna put the butter right in here, dude. I don’t care. I like that pan. What are you doing? I’m gonna fry, I’m gonna fry up my thingies in butter. Fry up my thingy things in butter. I don’t use that pan anymore. We’re going over here. We got the hot butter, so now we gotta fill our blintzes. Okay. What do I do? This is hot. I don’t know. I’m looking for things to call a flask because I want to keep that bit going. Alright! Hey, look over here. Okay, I’m going to add some of her filling in here. Ooh, look here. Nah, she’s fine. She’s okay. This right here, this is a flask. See, you take its little head off, you cut a hole in there. Do you? And you put some alcohol in it. – Let me ask you about this. – Flask! Do you have to like sort of acquire seed funding? What? Do you have to acquire seed funding from your cousin Al to like get this business off the ground? Or what are your goals with like, what’s your 10 year plan? The business is off the ground already. – All right? – It’s off the ground, okay. It’s prohibition. Everybody needs a little flask. – That’s a good call, you know. – This is for children. I mean, what’s, what sort of like EBITDA are you working with? Because they, they’re also my, uh, my bookies. That’s right, that’s right, the books of children need flasks. They need a flask, you know, they work hard. Fryin off these lovely blintzes, we’re gonna get some browning on both sides, top with a little bit of powdered sugar. You know what? I don’t think I knew what a blintz was. Yeah, a little, a little juice drink. I, in my mind, I was thinking of like a little pierogi situation. I feel like this is spiritually adjacent to a pierogi. Meyer, Meyer Lansky was Polish, despite being, uh, born in Odessa to the Russian Empire, he insists on calling himself Polish. Wow, what do you do with all of this? Blintz. Stays in there forever. That’s a crazy Yeah, that’s crazy. I know. I don’t remember anything. Ever. You didn’t remember these were Blitzes. I’ve never known! Alan, look at what we have done. I love it. Both of us equally, with an equal amount of effort. Can I, can I dish you up some of your grandmother’s ragu? That’s my grandmother. I love it. All right. All right. All right. Let’s get some more of that sauce in there for you. Yeah. Get the sauce. Did you hire a small bird to sip up some wine and then put it in this cup? That is exactly what we did. You’ll be surprised at the rates of small birds these days. It’s very low. Can I have some? Can I have some of the pasta alla noci? Some of Al Capone’s favorite? That’s that one. I totally know what this is. I’ve seen it many times. Including today when we made it. Today, I just, like, I see it so many days. This beautiful brown walnut sauce. I’ve never had anything like this. Here, you want me to dish you some? Yes, please. Eat, eat, eat. Perfect, perfect. We got a lot of other stuff on the table. We got the soup. Like you said, your family, the Capone family, they ran a soup kitchen as a way to give back to the community to try and be a legitimate business. So here we have a little bit of minestrone, we got your classic olives, cheese, the gabagool, the coppa, the salaaam. Ooh, alright. Little bit of quenelles, we got the clams, oreganata, dig in, dig in. Which one are you going for first? Wait, wait, wait, we gotta say Grace. Okay. I’d like to hold your hand, Alan. Okay. Alright. Dear God, or whatever. What are you, what are you into? What are you into? I don’t know. You’re asking God what they’re into? Like, like, what kind of God are you into? Oh, what am I into? Yeah. Oh, I’m Jewish, so probably the Meyer Lansky God. Okay, I don’t know one of those. I thought you were asking God what he’s into. I don’t know any of those. Can you do one? Baruch atah Adonai, Aleihem, El Chai Olam, Shabbat Shalom, Shabbat Shalom, Shabbat Shalom, Shabbat Shalom. Meals of history. I love that. Yeah! I don’t know what you said but it felt passionate. Alright, here we go. Did you hear something? Ah! What’s happening, see? I’m getting into character too. Sorry. What was that? The walnut spaghetti is really interesting. – I’ve never had anything like… – I swear to god I hear something. The fact that Al Capone was really into that means that I think he was a weird little psychopath. And I think he was, because this is an insane taste. The walnuts are like kind of bitter, kind of earthy. I don’t like that. No, yeah. Oh. Okay. Joe Mysterio should have been eating. Wasn’t gunned down in his prime by Lucky Luciano, the traitor. I heard Al Capone had syphilis. He did, he died, he died of syphilis, and it was probably, it was probably from the reason you think. When did, when did we get, um, antibiotics? I remembered, I learned this! They, they, one of the theories is that he was afraid of syringes. And he didn’t want to admit that to anybody, so he never got treated. But wait, so that’s how they administered, um, – Antibiotics back then? With syringe? – I don’t know man. Apparently that’s one theory. You want some clam juice in your bread? This is the best thing I have like had in a long time. – That is so good. Dang! – Eat another clam, I’m telling you man A lot of people think of like chicken parm lasagna and all that from like the italian american food canon but like You go to stuff like Clam’s Oreganata, it is one of my favorite things in the world. Tastes rich of the sea. You want some caponata? Have you ever had this before? No. Delicious, sweet, sour. I can see the North African influences in like the Sicilian food. Here, put this on your bread. Oh. Gonna lop it onto your bread. Baby piece of bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s cold. We got a lot of food to eat. I did not expect for it to be cold. It’s cold. I don’t know if I like that. I’m gonna give it a go. I get the lifestyle. I get it. This is fun. Hanging out with your bros. Eating good food. Usually when someone’s hand is raised to me, it’s gonna be something else. Yeah, which was true. But, um, I’m learning. I would not have been cut out for any of this. Um, during the same Valentine’s Day massacre where Capone took out, like, seven people from the Northside gang, they had, like, six new leaders In four years, like they were just constantly getting murdered by their own people by different people I did get a piece of spaghetti on the blintz. I like that put it in the sauce Dude this looks fantastic. Oh, no. Okay, then don’t put it in. Oh god. I got you. Thank you. That might be the best tasting thing. I’m so excited. It’s so good um That’s so good. That’s so fun. It was from actually a kosher dairy restaurant and then you got the Italian sweet cheese taquitos over here, right? Listen, you know, that’s I’m gonna say something very controversial Ironically, this one’s cut. That one’s not should be the flip but here. I do care less about cannolis. I just don’t know because I think the ones I’ve had are the ones that have been sitting in the case for a while and it’s just not quite right. Maybe I haven’t had a good one. Maybe this is the one! Here, here, eat this one. Suck it out the back. Alan, thank you so much for enjoying this meal with me. It truly was a special time. This is a special time. Give me all your money. Oh, hang on. I got two. Give me all your money. I knew this was gonna happen. Come on. A flask! Ooh, you’re right. This can be a flask. You just open it up, and you got a hole in there, and then you just put it, hang on, I got this. Flask! Good Mythical Tour is coming to Texas. Don’t miss our final tour stops in Dallas and Houston. Tickets are available at GoodMythicalTour.com