i’m extremely confident that i’m going to be horrible at this i i mean i’ve built a reputation on not seeing movies like if you name the movies that everybody has seen i i can say in all honesty that i haven’t seen it like name one okay yeah um uh have you seen a nightmare on elm street no no with such a disdain have you seen moana uh oh you know what i have seen that yeah we got it okay we’re good that counts give them a point no eight no famous 80s movies though okay so i also heard that you were bad at movies i i was telling our editor kevin that we were going to get you in and he’s like oh he’s not he’s like notoriously bad he’s not going to be good and i was like okay so i did i want to warm you up is what i want to do i got you a a warm-up prompt because i was like okay i want link to go in it with a little bit of confidence so i went in and i googled what are link’s favorite movies and there’s a list yeah yeah yeah we did a podcast on this i actually found it so i’m going to give you a uh just a gimme here real quick whiny accidentally incestual space amputee finds out bad man did the poke poke with mama right before tricking out a wild west steam engine with sweet ass time powers all right one more time yeah this is um this is star wars take your pick yeah empire strikes back okay great great right before tricking out a wild west steam engine with sweet ass time powers what that’s the second movie uh back to the future three yeah now put the words together what’s the other title star wars oh hold on i’m confused those are all the same thing [Music] we’re still on question number one uh the empire strikes back to the future three oh yeah oh man wow it is hard all right you we’re gonna struggle through this together because there’s gonna probably be some tough ones if you’ve never seen movies i haven’t seen back to the future three i uh for someone who at a young age was like you know what i want to be a filmmaker it really doesn’t add up that i don’t watch films but you know i want to keep it tablerosa you know it’s like i want my creativity to be unintentionally biting every other film not intentionally you want the critics to say link makes films that are obviously not influenced by prior films any private priority it’s like he’s never seen a film [Laughter] you’re blowing my mind like you make me feel like you’re one of those kids that like read every book but you may not even be that you just didn’t watch movies i i you know what i was i was a music guy i listened to a lot of music as a kid and i i stared at my gi joes that i had meticulously posed and never wanted to touch again triple x machina or as i like to call it triple x machina i uh i watched this at like the 1am screening in when i was in new york city [Music] i fell asleep but then i woke up and it was because it was late but that is a good movie his house was so modern remember how modern his house was like next to a waterfall a waterfall went through the house yeah good movie yeah okay i’ve seen it let’s keep talking about it and then and then he was in like the star wars movies afterwards and so was the other guy mm-hmm dominell gleeson yeah i’m like what’s going on what’s you know this is cool and that guy is the son of the red-headed like barbarian dude in braveheart that is mel gibson’s like best friend did you know that no yeah the gun with all the hair yeah the oh my gosh that’s this mad i moody do you watch harry potter that’s mad i moody’s son oh [Music] and i i watch harry potter over the kid’s shoulder sometimes but i don’t want to get it i don’t want to get a spell dude you are for all the the the what we said about you not being able to you got it you’re proving that anybody can play this damn game here we go is that what i’m doing look you are look guys if i can do this anybody can do it and i but i don’t know if i’m i really don’t know if i’m doing it it just tickles me it tickles me in a place where it’s like almost where puns are funny like because i love puns i know puns are polarizing and people are you know they get kind of angry about puns but for me i love puns and so it kind of like takes the whole feeling of a good pun and and elevates it to somewhere else i i’ve never been tickled like that it elevates it to like when you get an algebra problem correct that you didn’t think you’re like wait i’m right yeah yeah yeah or you get back a negative std test you know yes that dude weekly for me weekly love that we got uhf in there that’s so great so many people are gonna love that uhf is included in here no one talks about uhf enough movie is good and holds up it’s really fun absolutely there’s some good funny stuff in it not only is it funny it also has heart like there’s a sweet little little story in there and there’s some there’s some good heart in it makes you wish he would have made like one or two more just like weird al movies like give him a small budget and team him up with like jared hess dude i think he i think he had a bad experience with uhf and and i think that’s why he hasn’t done another one because he he talks about it like he loved he loves it and he’s thankful for the experience but the fact that it was like so hard to do and then it bombed really badly i think it affected me oh it got his it got his heart in place and i learned in uh doing a little research on it the i don’t know i forget which part he played but one of the co-stars died like right after yeah his friend yeah the guy that plays his friend i think oh sad what uh yeah what a what a high note we’re moving on on yeah moving on put keep this in kevin uh no not yet you got it though yeah i don’t think i i don’t think i even saw triple x is it is it worth watching for fun it might be like if you well you already said that you’re not a fast and the furious it’s just like extreme james bond like it’s he’s secret agent i like that hey alana do you think of stylish when you think of daniel craig as james bond is that the word you’d describe him as or what what’s the one word one word yeah is he suave is he i feel like he’s like he’s got like a hot ass body as compared to most james bonds they were kind of like you think he has the hottest body of all the james bond interesting yeah my favorite mighty ducks h e double hockey sticks okay so is it napoleon dynamity ducks [Laughter] damn yeah that’s really good so so the picture for that or the pin for that would be napoleon dynamite but with the mighty ducks like football stuff on yeah right the jersey holding the hockey stick yep that’s good but he still has like the ugg boots on too yeah and he’s got he’s got the dumb face and he’s got like a tater tot maybe i need to watch the movie again it’s been a little it’s great there was an oversaturation for a while once like the world swallowed it up but um it’s so good it’s really good it came out like during formative years for me like most college when i was just getting into like maybe doing this type of [ ] for a living or a hobby and i remember it was brats and bretta kind of at the inception of it and luke saw it and then i saw and i thought it was funny and then i asked him i was like do you think that movie was funny and he’s like i’ve no joke already seen it 11 times in the theater sir you you rallied through the movie movie portion of it now let’s jump into some video game movie games my friend yeah let’s do it i’ve got my favorite controller here with me just is that the new one do you like it that’s the new one yeah it’s it’s the greatest video game controller ever no way really i mean i love the i love the n64 controller a lot it’s i do i really do the one with the little joystick in the middle and the yellow buttons and stuff the one where you’re like do i hold it here or here i know where did i hold it [Laughter] no this is this is i think the great the the best controller that has been made so far for video games for the video game system all right i wanna give you a bonus one before we go all right a girl befriends a fantastical rotund beast with an affinity for umbrellas and riding on a cat bus who is brutally murdered by a vicious gang before coming back as a cyber-bodied no-nonsense man of the law oh [ ] joe is it my neighbor totor robocop that’s so good i love that so much we need to watch robocop which one is that the kroklahoma yeah you got it yes you psyched me out oh i had the crow and then i was just thinking musical and that’s my go-to sing in the shower killing it killing it what’s up bud can you say hi hello can you say hi jackson whoa that’s enough to see jackson’s got cool hair he just drew us cyclops and another sentinel duh getting a sentinel nice job buddy i love it album cover love you bye i don’t know who that is he just showed up your cleaning staff is getting very comfortable 10 things i hate about uhf yeah you got it all by yourself no help whatsoever according to the edit we’re good well i haven’t seen that movie in forever [Music] one of my favorites oh my god that’s one that i highly suggested tell me about weird al he’s like a hero was he great he’s lovely and it’s like talking to a wax figure it’s like yeah a little dead behind the eyes but i enjoy him oh my god i saw him at the bowl like last minute tickets and in between the songs because he had costume changes they put up just a it was a montage hyper cut super cut of everything he’s ever been on television and for a second it cut to me and him on at midnight and i was just did like say that all right next one you’re doing great you’re doing great kids thank you so much you going all right i love you okay bye i don’t know who that was yeah i’m so sorry again your cleaning crew needs some boundaries look i’d be just like this is kind of a hostile now that because of code we’re like stay if you need to do what you got to do triple x triple x mocking off yeah you got it [Music] yes oh wow wow this is the most that movie’s been talked about in five years for sure collectively it’s like it’s like that movie is sleeping at home right now and it’s been in a coma for 20 years i just went my google alerts somebody said my day oh my gosh wow an ex machina came out of nowhere good for you thank you thank you i just needed a little nudge napoleon dynamite ducks doesn’t that feel nice i wish you’d have made it napoleon dino dino mighty ducks three and been like which actually holds up in the trilogy i actually think it’s better than that i don’t i don’t believe that dude re-watch mighty ducks three it’s actually really good the trilogy is good it’s a good trilogy it’s an under as trilogies go it is one of the more underrated ones where do they go in three i forget what do they do i don’t remember it’s so funny ella did you know it was minesweeper or did she just save your ass oh yeah she saved it yeah i had no idea it was minesweeper i knew it was purge and then you got purged i got purged i like it you said it well you got it yeah but you dropped the in the purge and i think that’s yeah and that’s important for the game which is actually available in the just nevermind same with the mighty ducks i’ve decided like there’s some fear there’s a couple like purity streaks inside me that i’m going to drop and one of them is articles articles if the answer is fun yep free the goal is fun like exactly it’s like you’re going to be like he’s fighting his dead friend he’s fighting as a metaphorical representation of america during the cold war and to lose his delicate flower at the age when one is considered over the hill you’re not going to be like rocky the 40 year old virgin you’re going to be like rocky 40 year old virgin and actually wow you’re damn straight yeah uh that pack’s not even open you’re keeping that for the collector’s edition well it’s funny you say that grace we’re actually signing um some of the prototypes and sending them as part of our holiday gifts to our upper tier patrons the 30 and that patrons over at patreon.com the valley folk along with custom frisbees and a bunch of other gifts in a box that’s all going to be arriving in the next couple weeks wow yeah and there’s a link in that for the description link in the description for that as well you’ll fix that flub up kevin all right that’s a good one have you guys seen the muppet show like the actual old school television show yeah my brothers and i used to watch it um we recently watched didn’t we watch a uh the muppet movie a couple of weeks ago we did watch the the jason siegel one yeah um it’s good couple months ago yeah surprisingly cute yeah also i we tried watching the new muppet show but it was two with the skype and the they were making it very current with like the we’re doing video conferencing or whatever yeah and um i couldn’t handle more than five minutes of it but we uh we do like to say in quoting muppet christmas carol thank you for making me a party all the time which is a scene from muppet christmas girl where uh rizzo the rat is being used as a sponge to wipe the window clean thank you for making me a part of this yeah and uh it’s one of my favorite lines in cinema so thank you for uh for remember for reminding me there you go rizzo is one of the best muppets that you forget so good oh my god i mean it’s funny really change the pr for rats yeah it really did what a what a face good good voice too and everything i love it all right good great you guys are amazing here’s the last one we’re gonna we’re gonna end it on this one okay thank you for giving me your time on a saturday thank you for taking our time always you’re welcome i just wanted to throw one really heavy punch and then be down that’s that’s me fighting uh floyd mayweather ah god dang it i was i was texting our group about it it’s like i’m just done betting against the paul brothers sorry i’m future president paul and vice president paul yeah like how frustrating god damn it i watched that fight just to watch him get his ass knocked out and be like okay see now you learned a lesson and he [ ] obliterated a nba basketball star obliterating defense of that fight it does appear as though logan paul trains at boxing i mean he has the time and the money to just decide to train at boxing which most professional boxers have to choose from whether or not they’re gonna like work and live or if they’re gonna meet boxing um but he has all the time and the money to be able to decide to train at boxing and have his meals prepped for him and eat and do all that stuff the other the other guy while also an athlete is an athlete in a completely different world so i don’t know why he thought that his skills of being a basketball player would translate to boxing at all like yeah because his name is jake paul and he’s jake paul hereditary one of the my top three of 2018 and that becomes her one of my top three of 2019. cause we re-watched it it’s so good it’s so good that’s great it’s the one it makes me go good you know it’s one of those movies that makes me so angry that robert zemeckis can be such a bad filmmaker sometimes i know like what is he like he is a sinusoidal curve of ups and downs is what that guy is there’s this whole class of camp death becomes her little shop of horrors like that i just love so much how did they how did they get made genre of films of the late 80s or someone took a chance yeah how many fast and furious movies are there nine nine are we working on nine well it’s a shame they’re not gonna call it nine because they called it fast and furious nine then you could just do one that’s fast and furious nine with the movie nine [Music] uh the the musical or the awesome animated show that nobody talks about the the animated movie with the bad boys yeah it looks so good it’s great yeah great film so remembers that movie but no one remembers that movie oh keith ledger no got it okay i was i was doing how to lose a guy in 10 days as opposed to things i hate about you hf common mistake not one i would make but i always how to lose a guy in 10 days was immediately the name of that movie that popped into my head huh but no okay this is mike o’malley only seen that movie once it’s really good you watch again it’s been years i don’t think i’ve ever seen the whole thing good musical part in it with heath ledger dancing on the bleachers i said i i watched that movie once i said he’ll never be joker and i might have made a youtube comment somewhere about that and you never got over it he’ll never be my joker there’s like a 50 there’s something that 50 is way too high there’s like a 13 chance now that if you are a male actor you could be joker i know eventually you also watched my so-called life and you saw jared leto and you said this guy’s got joker potential i bet that guy could get to mars in 30 seconds you should do band movies oh it’s it’s okay got it what about a word movie movie bread brand movie movie game i was catching up on the mandalorian this morning right before you guys called do you love the mandalorian joe i enjoy the mandalorian i don’t love it but i enjoy it the mandalorian is this every time oh my [ ] my i gotta land because my my my spaceship got [ ] busted by somebody shooting it in space and then you land and a guy’s like you can’t land here and he goes please he’s like okay and he goes can you fix it for whatever currency this planet is he’s like yep gotcha okay watch this kid then he goes to somebody and that person’s like hey can you help me and he’s like no and then they go please and he goes okay that’s the episode yeah every time the credits are my favorite part of the show every time it’s taught me how to enjoy things that aren’t necessarily that great if that sounds like a really backhanded compliment but like i don’t know that it’s especially well written anyway kevin loves it he’s gonna flip out when he hears something oh sorry kevin that’s gonna go berserk at least it’s shot well oh yeah it’s shot well it looks cool um and then i’m not like uh i’m a i’m a vicarious star wars enthusiast i’ve watched everything i enjoy everything i’m not a freak over everything so even all like the fan service stuff i’m like i know that’s fan service i don’t know what it is but i know that’s fantastic yeah and i appreciate that but i don’t but if you don’t care sometimes it feels more like like fan fiction like it feels like sometimes it does feel like a fan film when someone shows up with the exact same like not costume oh well yeah you don’t don’t hate too i’m not trying to hate i’m trying to make myself be less cold-hearted and be like i enjoy watching it that’s all that matters so all right i’m gonna give you guys a bonus because i’m writing all these prompts for the for the box game and holy [ ] i’m not just in like a cave of solitude so i just send them to people i’m like look at this one that i just made up and this is one of my new favorites tickled me pink so this is an exclusive for you great and i think i gave it to steve too so it’s all half a seminar yes town and who knows who else knows who steve’s told yes he’s probably tweeted it this is how covert works a girl befriends a fantastical rotund beast with an affinity for umbrellas and riding on a cat bus who is brutally murdered by a vicious gang before coming back as a cyber-bodied no-nonsense man of the law [Music] okay [Laughter] good job guys that’s great that’s great my favorite oh oh my god death becomes hereditary ah wow you know i don’t remember the like detail the names and stuff from from hereditary i only remember that as the movie that just absolutely ruined me for like a month i watched it once and i’m never i’m never going to watch that movie again unless someone pays me they would have to pay me a lot of money to watch it again and i would all right movie movie game exclusive i’m going to give you the choice do i continue forward with that prompt like that or do i change the prompt to two beautiful women feuding over the affections of a nerdy mortician and just a magic potion turning them into a living crash dummy corpse that totally gets its head yeted off by a telephone pole in the name of demon lord paimon i think demon lord paimon is going to always throw people off because that’s such a like obscure part towards the end of that movie i think the head getting eated is really funny because if you’ve watched hereditary you’re going to know immediately then whereas the pymon stuff i don’t but the head getting heated by a telephone pole is pretty great yeah it’s probably one of the most traumatizing scenes in all of movies and describe it in such a way is really funny i think in the last one from what i heard that i i didn’t realize that there is a culture out there there’s a subculture of humans that are like fast and furious franchise is my jam and i stand by it until i’m dead in my grave and i know upon hearing from some of them that i think like they brought back some tokyo drift characters yeah one of the latest movies yeah they did bring back tokyo drift characters um yeah i mean i’m a die-hard uh fast and furious fan but not like i’m not but not enough to watch tokyo drift um i’ve been recently having this debate with myself but i bring it up to other people i’ve been very troubled by the thought of who in the 2020 election would napoleon dynamite have voted for and it’s really tough it’s tough to figure out where he would have stood if napoleon dynamite if you took napoleon dynamite from 2003 and put him now like obviously in the 17 years from when that movie came out to now which is crazy that that movie came out 17 years ago but um he could have gotten older and become better or worse but in his form then i think he would have been a bernie bro or a yang gang i think you know what he would have been a yang gang because you know napoleon dynamite would have been like the robots are gonna take over and we have to fight against the robots so i think he would have written in andrew yang that’s my theory that’s a good theory i also think he may not have voted uh and uncle rico would a hundred percent been on the trump train i said that but i also think uncle rico would for sure not register he does not have an address he i i think i i don’t think he would have i think he would have i think he would say he’s magga but he would never he wouldn’t vote he just wouldn’t get to it he’d forget to keep in mind they are idaho they are in idaho 80 red oh his elections napoleon dynamite’s aunt is 100 voting like a trump fan 100 i love it all right well dude you killed it you got you got the best one anyways [Music] [Music]