Hey YouTube, it’s fcking Nana Mongeau. I’m fcked up on blood thinners. kiss And my grandkids are coming to visit! Hi, Nana! My boys! Oh God, Nana, you’re naked again! Come on give me a hug! This is gonna be an amazing thumbnail! No, oh God. Hello everybody, my name is Barkiplier. Woof woof. Now I’m gonna cry… Can we tell the difference between cheese and expired milk? Let’s talk about that! Also, I like feet. Stab! sound of impaled knife Je-Jeffree… sound imitation of a bus sound imitation of opening the door of the bus Wait… Wait! Hold the bus, hold the bus! Hey! Give me your purse! woman gasps sound imitation of a gun firing now machine gun disgusts Who are you? creepy voice Once upon a time, I made sketches to– I’m… I’m sorry, I can’t understand anything you’re saying… clears throat Sorry. normal voice Once upon a time, I made sketches too! Uhm… nah, it doesn’t really have the same effect without the voice. creepy voice Once upon a time, I made sketches too! Yeah, it’s — that’s a little better! Yo, do you guys have NyQuil™? Yeah. But, you’re gonna need to get through her. I f*cking dare you! Now, Gordon Ramsay in 2005 you opened up a restaurant– *sighs* I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t handle this f*cking hat. It’s so silly. – Yeah, they’re pretty intense. – God, it’s so stupid! – But not everybody can handle him. – Oh my god. *grunts* Are you ready for the next hat, Gordon? I guess so. Yeah, fine! soft voice Fine. sighs – Good Christ! This hat is so silly– – Gordon Ramsay, you are – known for working car across the world – God! grunts on several different continents– – Can’t fcking handle this fcking silly hat! – Among the two of the platforms… – Can’t fcking handle this fcking silly hat! – Making yourself several hit shows– Get me the fck out of here! Fck! MAN: Oh, hey, look at that pond! LELE POND: No, I’m latina! Let’s charge it in the bottom. iPhone charging sound Charging! Wireless headphones. soft voice Just shove it in. Charging! Charging! vibrator vibrates Charging! It is just so disgusting how he would use his fame, his money, and his power to charge these items in such a disgusting way, when he knows that I clearly have devices that need charging, and he does this just disgusting thing, turning around, and charging something else. And that is just so disgusting to me. Curly Tony O’ Feet. Long Slender Feet. Flat Feet. Arched Feet. Those are mine. Stab! No, just do it. Oh, keep in going it’s alright. I’m gonna actually stab him some more today. Stinky Feet. That’s mine too. Smelly Feet. Same thing. Floral Feet. Feets of Strength. My wig. There’s a whole website. – I’m on it a lot. – Yeah. – WikiFeet packed up. – Yeah. You’ve shown it to me. A few times. Yeah. I drew the nut. Dude, you look so stupid! There’s something special about you wearing that hat being like, “Look at you!” – You have no idea. – I do. I have a feeling I know how silly I look. SHAYNE: I don’t think you know how silly you look.