| ( Cm ) Since the dawn of man people have swam Without shirts or pants wherever they can And some dare to be more audacious And spare underwear baring private places Skinny dipping might be fun for some But I’m on the hunt for something never been done In history Why are we whispering? If we start like this we can increase intensity Man, I got a deep desire To swim while in my full attire For real! I feel it’s time for soakin’ Me, myself, and my clothin’ I wanna float in a coat Get doused in a blouse Snorkel in a cardigan Backstroke in a cloak Aquaboogie in a hoodie Dress up Dive in It’s phatdippin’! (Phatdippin’!) My fellow Americans, let me be clear (Phatdippin’!) I mandate phatdippin’ this year (Phatdippin’!) The country’s in the tank, I’m just being real (Phatdippin’!) Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill? If you’re a first-time phatdipper, by all means Ease in with your sneakers, t-shirt, and jeans For the more advanced, go on, take a chance Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants Our advice is, check a checklist Remove your wallet and your electronic devices Don’t void your warranty Put your phone in a baggie, hand your wallet to me Your cellulite (won’t see the light) Got a farmer’s tan? (still a ladies man) Got back-ne? (what’s back-ne?) Back acne (ew, nasty) All the ladies may be pitching a fit But on the inside they sayin’ (I love to phatdip!) Underwater with my clothes on Feels so right it can’t be wrong I’ve got a soggy sensation saturating me I’m pretty sure phatdippin’s gonna bring world peace (Phatdippin’!) This phatdippin’ craze gives me the urge (Phatdippin’!) To address the public while fully submerged (Phatdippin’!) I hereby issue an executive order (Phatdippin’!) Put on your clothes and jump in the water Phatdippin’ Phatdippin’ Phatdippin’ Phatdippin’ Phatdippin’ Phatdippin’ |