
yesterday I asked you to post a fact and I was going to read your fact I laughed really hard just now at something completely unrelated to this video it’s not related to anything so nothing about Jack films here are some cool facts penis fencing is a scientific term for the mating ritual between flatworms where they try to stab each other with their penis fact if Pinocchio says my nose will grow now it would cause a paradox because then he would say it but he would be lying which would cause his nose to grope which would mean that what he said wasn’t a lie Spazzy says my girlfriend gone kill me you promises no upload cool fact Toby often forgets that his puppy is not in fact named puppy and his name is actually Boon real nice Emily plays real nice observation thank you for making that Hannah says fact the smooth part of your forehead above and between your eyebrows is called a globella hey Cella I never knew about you now I do everything’s going change K plays I think you win uh I think you know the penis F that’s great but also the Pinocchio thing that just mind blown so you’re going to win a t-shirt here’s a montage with me at a r link party and if you want to win a shirt tomorrow post another cool fact this is a lot of fun yes I’m wearing boxers I’m back in Los Angeles and wearing glasses on the side and I’m food now watch follow me a s Charles of B high five I just high-fived the statue uh and I really hope I don’t go to jail for it but like he’s asking for it look at his nose look his nose he has that we found another church to go inside huge and then there’s just the P sculpture just a remake of I can’t you can’t see there yeah look at that gave really good taste IND doors place called Joe’s has a Breaking Bad mural let me walk close oo that’s oo it’s called the hot chick that hot dog is called the hot I’ll take it check you should Snapchat that you like hot CH look at that little puppy are you so ging always Hing always hogging the attention always always I just watched the Terminator videos the three-part terer stuff with Arnold tegger it’s so freaking awesome dude I’m so excited I can’t wait June 22nd we’re post can I give you a tour of red and links awesome freaking Studio from the future let’s do it I’ll see if I’m allowed here’s the theater with c where we can watch Tobuscus videos but they don’t know that that’ll happen here yet here’s the place that has this underwater sea thing which is freaking awesome there’s a lot congrats hi people how’s it going I’m Tobuscus okay what’s this oh my God good Lord uh podcast podcast potential uh it’s just the oh acoustically fantastic acoustic F I should ask before I keep showing you guys all the rooms I’m going to ask first hold on I just ate a pepper and it’s super hot I didn’t even Abdul said he was going to eat it that’s that’s Grace daily and then it’s burning really bad and you can spit it out dude swallow don’t have swallow I swallowed it cuz I’m a man I was I’m a masculine it hurts 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Felicia about rotate and FL the ass it’s so nice to have a man who’s so smart I’m very my brain is bigger than my skull it’s bigger than my skull I need an intern and I need to have that intern be awesome and then that person would eventually help me take over the world cuz we’re going to do some of the coolest stuff ever made ever in the history of the world so I need that I need to find that person I don’t know how to find that person and so I would like for if there’s some if you you have to live in Los Angeles but if you want to make like an audition video and send it to me tweeted at me one of your videos Vlog with my mom was removed from YouTube for a misleading title because was my how do you know was it not my biological mom something is there some real reason that you said that’s not real I just posted a vlog onto Toby Turner and if you guys want to enter to Wi a t-shirt all you have to do is make an acronym for some combination of letters that I specify in the video you should do it since most of you guys watch these videos on Snapchat uh it’s going to be easier to clothe everybody that you know watches it on the on the Toby Turner channel so I’m really excited about getting my clothing out there on bodies and if you want to be an intern because we need a bun which we’re doing like one of the most important shows it’s ever going to happen uh jobs. tusk.com if you no no sorry jobs. Tobuscus gmail.com that’s email there your resume and make like an audition video of like you know you talking about why you’re the best and like you’re ridiculously dedicated and you’ll put way too much time into it because that’s what’s needed we need like way too much time we’re making a show that’s kind of like uh God It’s the funniest show in the world and it’s like a TV looking show it’s going to be awesome and I need help a little bit okay infinite cuz there’s just a million projects I want to work on if you guys need jobs or you know you like to you know you don’t like your job you live in Los VES you want to work on something cool jobs atus gmail.com email me you’re ready and your uh audition video if you can make one if you just don’t want to do that you don’t have to but if you do and say like what your availability is and blah blah and like why you believe that you know it be You’ be doing the most important stuff in the world because you realize that you know my sense humor is the best of all so you want to like help us make the best St because it will be of course you know
