[Music] hello and welcome back to SourceFed nerd with the daily dose of table talk where we talk questions topics things and stuff that you recommend on twitter and facebook using the hashtag is likely to keep toasting hello also reddit.com slash art / source with my name is philip defranco I’m Steve Zaragoza I’m link I’m ray it’s always a special day guys it’s even more special because we’re having a ceremony here I’m glad you guys are here for this thank you it is the changing of the bubble trumpet music uh on the market recorder wow that’s beautiful mouth trumpets oh yeah we were given this awesome bowl in the mail Phil if you’d like to do the honors well did it say on sourdough this source man it says sourdough or SourceFed I love sourdoughs I love wait and keep showing I’m gonna do SourceFed I had a hand drew this bowl on on a pottery wheel and a hand pin and I hand painted it as well I can tell i trace the letters but other than that it’s all by hand Melissa 14 which is either 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into the topic Bowl here it’s kind of small so we’re gonna get used to it but we still love it I’m complain go get it is gonna go get bigger ball Melissa Melissa 15s gets any bigger all right Bryan sketch from reddit says any famous family recipes or famous people in your family um I don’t have anyone famous in my family uh I mean I feel like every Italian family thinks that their family makes the best Italian food ever I think that’s like the law of the land so I’m gonna go with that because both my my mom and my stepmom best cooks in the world yeah not the best bakers but you know did you guys did your family invent prego are they the ones been in Prague oh yes all Italian Oh just like how all Mexicans are connected to Tapatio in some way you didn’t yeah you think if he would his family event Abrego you wouldn’t have already known that something you wouldn’t brag about well you know I mean he’s a humble guy yeah I read him be like you know my favorite I love it I probably roll it with a shirt with a can of prego I’m like dude what’s with the prego temperately my great-grandfather was a miner yeah how old under a piece if you’re eight under 18 he’s dead now right that’s it’s bad with the first thing I want to do is laugh because it’s so weird that you asked it well he was will use a minor what are you 15 you’re a minor I think he’s a silver mine is that is that the most family job you can have are you making all this up no no no well I just started really about I started thinking about famous relatives and I recently found out through a little snooping around that in a my migrate migrate I found I found a bonds with an envelope my great-grandfather and his uncle like started a pretty successful mine like in Minnesota at some point or in Minnesota there’s something to mine and what are they famous for in Minnesota there’s a lot of lakes it’s the land of 10,000 lakes you name I’m late do they minor Lake yeah all lakes were my they mind water Maurice he go so they they were mining it rocking the Lakota comes the water there’s a lake right yes so your most famous relative was a mine as a miner four hundred years ago yeah that’s cool I don’t have a famous relative but uh my wife can make a killer chicken poppy seed guess the role you don’t want to you don’t want to take a drug test after that no II don’t because you can’t you a positive for him yeah you should you show up positive for opiates on how many poppy seeds you put in there that’s why I make Internet videos for a living because I couldn’t get a job otherwise well I like to with my parole officer and just eat handfuls of gets him every time with me every time too will tell you oh well look I come from a Hispanic family so of course we have famous family recipes we got guacamole that turn your goddamn head upside down so what do you feel like I feel like I feel like that’s a good people and Italian people get for the same thing yeah there are potentially 15 different foods that are essentially all the same food yeah pretty right it is all the same foods but they’re all made in like very unique ways like instead of like cream we put in mayonnaise instead of like Lauren will put in Crisco wait wait you put mayonnaise into some well no I’m just saying like like isn’t always like there’s never heard of the Sienese is very versatile that’s the most waiting food on the planet man is I know but that’s the thing you got it you you adapt for the times you know like mayonnaise was like what was the big mayonnaise boom 1970s goodwood mayonnaise is like really yeah before our time it was before was like what are you talking about it was absolutely the manis boom I want to see that dog you better just take on my foot you kind of have to use alternatives especially since old-school Mexican food uses like the most horrible for you ingredients like lard is probably the worst thing you could put in a food which is basically animal fat like burn animal fat and when Mexicans when when they use lard in Mexican food it’s delicious but you can’t really do that now it is because we got we want our tickers to go on a little longer than they normally used to way back when so we substitute mayonnaise yeah a little better for ya no I mean you do like instead of lard you’d put like Crisco or something yeah like isn’t our recipe if you guys ever heard of a recipe we’re like they make cupcakes I can’t can remember it’s cupcakes or some kind of like banana bread or pumpkin bread where they use like sprite as an ingredient have you guys heard of this yeah spring cakes vaguely are you with it real good I feel up yeah you know my wife really has made a thing called soda bread okay so maybe that’s what it is yeah which did you use some sort of soda in there and yank the bread well and then there’s this other thing where like when you make the icing for cupcakes you use sour cream or something and it makes it there’s all sorts of crazy like our yogurt use your yes the lard that your speak yeah exactly I know I know so little of this is fascinating guys this is the thing wait five more minutes at bay oh yeah that’d be possible life has a secret menu like in and out it really does life yeah life is like I want that made with mayonnaise instead of lard please and they’ll do it who are you talking to me when you go to lemonade real good I thought you were making an analogy to life you remember what he was like what is the mayonnaise of life what is the mayonnaise of life tears you’re a jumpin aah I just grab anywhere yeah there are no rules to them man knows no I don’t know it sure should I read it to ya says are seems it says best find you’ve made it can be thrift shop money in old jeans or location Oh like best little vacation spot or something cheap answer like spouse or partner its history prohibited the best final is my wife I’ll just go uh yeah uh well right off the bat I found the the Benjamin Franklin keytar at a thrift store that like freaking awesome keytar and I just found it for like 15 bucks or something I was like oh my god I gotta have this and then I found out it’s like actually is super well like it’s a wanted key keytar because it has like MIDI inputs in it and so that’s like a highly sought after thing for a keytar that’s interesting yeah how much you pay for that big 15 bucks for it and on ebay they’re like 200 something good find yeah it is those thrift store jokers didn’t even know what they had on them I can’t even remember if it’s a it’s a big deal I just remember when I was in North Carolina I went to a wait would where there’s a lot of stuff people resell stuff flea market thank you oh there yeah or swap me actually I’ve you know we’re from North Carolina we know about it oh yes right which is like the best thing to do on the weekend yeah in North Carolina I’m like Asheville North Carolina Leslie wanted that nastiness while maybe been about what no part about it no but I got the I like the gold NES Zelda cartridge and I was like that I’m an why would it work that was uh that was a while ago that was it did work cuz that but I don’t have any a setting you know it’s not real gold right yes but I was really I was because I was like a piece of my childhood thank you fine it’s gold-plated well it’s still gold and find it’s like 14 karat oh it’s like no it’s like eight carat but it’s just a very light sheen it’s like sprayed on right it is go yeah also its Japanese gold so it’s not even what are you talking about and miles are they named great-grandfather mine that kind of thing the Japanese gold my great-uncle mine the gold used in the Zelda that’s why it’s made famous a little members I found a full denim suit recently what no you can imagine that I’m difficult I was there hide if you happen to fit you yeah I never walk into a thrift store and like oh there’s a den employ I never said anything but I saw the denim suit full of denim suit and I was like okay I’m in a three-piece suit what I’m gonna try this on it’s asleep wait so I think that yeah about how many pairs of jeans were wasted on a suit for second minute but the thing the thing that may I already ate there’s a gene when I go into a thirst or not find something that fits me the thing I think is who’s the guy that worthy was gonna she’s another freakishly big whatever fee get rid of this why would I get rid of that you know I wish I could meet the guy be like I’m wearing your denim suit let’s make let’s all right now just be one guy so if you ever film something he’ll be like yeah I’ll just walk around Sherman Oaks that’s what you got is walk around Sherman Oaks yeah and he’s liable to turn up he’s like oh okay I hate to break this to you but usually the thrift store closes taking off the dead bodies I to be a relative well okay I remember she she she there’s always check for blood like it’s always I’m gonna turn them inside out yeah yeah vomit yeah all they weren’t necessarily killed in them and the fatal wound losses um I love don’t wanna thrift shopping but no big fines no I’m so averse to shopping that I go in anywhere looking for anything even a thrift store and I just can’t I can’t bring myself to buy any yeah I don’t know what it is so that’s me like if I’m acting you never found I find nothing just it does were threat when he found that denim dude I was like well good for you was like I’m that guy was it before or after the thrift shop song came out it was after it was after I feel like there was just like a big restoring Dumbo good day I’ve been doing a thrift store since I was a kid here comes the hipster over here don’t like those dressers before they were cool what it’s been bigger than the mayonnaise boom right made if you compared to do boom well what about it have you ever found money in old jeans or a location it’s pretty cool anyone that knows me knows like I get excited every day because I find money that I’ve just accidentally lost and I’m like wow and it’s just like it’s exciting but I’ve probably lost way way way more money okay all right that’s why I don’t carry around cash I’m bad with it yeah you can’t that’s what credit cards are for yeah bread I don’t carry cash oh you know what I get yeah I got this guy cuz oh oh you know your wallet no no no I got up see little receipt little cow I got yes I got this little guy because it’s so tiny right and it’s like I don’t carry a million thing in there yeah I got I got a main card I got my business card I got this card that I don’t give anyone and then I will get your Victoria Secret yeah all right you got it rocket yeah let’s see we got mod Emmitt wale who says what does movie you regret watching oh my god I wasn’t I was in Utah two weeks ago and Lindsay’s dad has this plays and it’s all like set up we’re like you can do everything with iPads but it makes it possible to plug like your computer in or anything else because the sound won’t work so we’re like okay let’s order something we got scary movie 5 to see how bad it was no it’s unwatchable it’s like you get how about I can’t be is there’s five of them they’re just adding on the office right they couldn’t obviously keep perpetuate yeah not us no it’s it’s one of the most unwatchable things I’ve ever seen I’ve heard that HSN is true it’s terrible and I’m just like cuz Ashley Tisdale is in the movie which you’re like even though she’s not like up here like how they still get Ashley Tisdale is like that where she’s at I don’t know yeah so that was that was a movie that Lindsay and I we were like this like I can’t I it was one of the few times I actually felt the anger someone probably doesn’t feel when they type the comment like I want my money back like it was that like it was just like this I felt like I was ripped off I don’t know man I’m a tough guy because like I maybe I regret watching Prometheus what because I don’t want to think of a new really Scott movie set in the alien universe that’s not good you didn’t like it no I was good I didn’t like it I just I was so disappointed I wanted to be so much more I’ve got to admit I started that one late at night yeah and fell asleep I mean right if that’s an indication and this is the general public right here these two I was I wasn’t with him see you fishing fell asleep yeah I started it like 10:30 you know I’m an old man that’s wait for me – oh my god you can’t start a movie at 10:30 we’ll rethink it I was thinking this is prometheus I’ll stay away for it yeah I don’t even start movies like I could because I know I can’t get the wrong and I I do I would just feel so guilty getting up the next morning I mean how did you feel the next morning I would feel like a worthless human being well know what I thought to myself like I have a commitment to the movie as I was falling asleep I was like I’m gonna watch this later and then eventually like 45 minutes later after I kind of dozed through it I paused it and then I never went back and watched it so what would you say you’re the director right now if he was right here right now thought you should have made it more interesting yeah what bro read riddling whoa whoa well burr really when you have three kids or at least three kids like I have I got three of these things you have to be very calculated about any movie that you are I am never ever gonna watch a movie that sucks cuz i watch so few movies it’s got you know I’ve vet every single thing that I watch left writing the other way I’m reading all the reviews I’m asking everybody I’m never gonna watch a Prometheus cause it’s like it’s so open for debate I gotta watch something that’s a guaranteed success so I’m oh my go it I’m only going on the field like it like the new Batman yeah okay everyone’s got to watch that if it’s not good I by the way I won’t see it well because you’re my freshest I realize so heavily on reviews that I’m once I get into a movie I than a thousand how do you go into comedies though get destroyed by critics like almost all the time I don’t watch comedies oh oh okay I’m telling I watch so few movies I don’t watch comedy how much time how much tell me the research yeah I wanna make are you even ours 100 90 minutes do you have someone that you send to watch it Ron Tomatoes is my god like a screener wait a minute yeah you got a hat wait what if someone sent you screeners would you watch those would you like have time to watch those even if you didn’t know if they were good or not you know you can need someone to watch the screeners because I’m the screener I also has a guilt complex but I feel like I owe something to the movie that I can’t stop watching it or talkback such an interesting perspective on movies since because I’m such a movie dork like I have to see movies and it’s a beginner and I gotta want to know what people think about it before I go into I don’t want to like skew my my thought of the movie yeah and it’s hard for me to actually like regret watching movie cuz usually something if it’s bad it’s like usually so bad but you can at least make fun of it and it was worthwhile but yeah yeah you know that movie night at the Roxbury that’s the only movie I’ve ever walked out of in the really theater yeah see I was a big fan of those guys back in the day so don’t get me wrong I love the sketch the song is frickin classic gets stuck in your head but I can’t I mean the movie just didn’t do it for me do you have a worst movie ever mmm master of disguise yeah horizontal Harve oh yeah I just when the trailer included the turtle thing I look now I’m good yeah and of course I watch it because I also have children and they of course loved it but it wasn’t one of those that I just could not believe that it had been made so having having kids does it did you like have a love of Pixar because they like me yeah yes oh yeah you appreciate a good Pixar movie as you know that you’re gonna you’re gonna laugh you’re gonna cry well yeah Pixar tries to elicit blame clearly yeah I didn’t wanna swap plans has already come out like a three percent rotten tomatoes like 23 percent less I don’t even want to see cars you guys seen cars well cars was good car song with remember that cars too is cuz I didn’t curse to house is good maybe maybe so the first one yeah there’s yeah there’s also a difference over where your Rio a lot there’s there’s in the theater there’s at home they’re on a plane autoplay it is its own unique experience of I’m trapped in a tube right let me distract myself but usually it makes stuff okay like I watched A Beautiful Mind over a very large man’s head once because I didn’t have the I’m saying I loved it you’re the man’s head think about it thank you not a lot I mean that’s the true test of a great movie as if it’s great on a plane I wish there will be blood on a plane oh my god first time I was still riveted it was a maze was it a public TV is it what is good okay I don’t want to see that scene with children watching yeah yeah Mike it I was like kids crowd I’m only gonna pay from my screen but I’ll give you my kids my house with a lawyer please pick up a pic of a topic well yeah dun-dun-duh dance mom Keith wait a minute this guy asked a question yesterday I think really he’s had a lot of questions yeah if it came to it what would your grand finale consistent wait we did this one yesterday how dare we with the Keith trying to sneak back in there we’re on to you Keith not Kyle me if you could have any mom from a TV show who would it be oh so yep don’t automatically knock out any sexy mom cuz I don’t yeah but wouldn’t be your actual mom does should just be like a stand-in no it’d be your mom I think it I think that you can be attracted to your stepmom right I I would picture you in yeah see I think we think that’s okay because a porn you’re like it’s actually in a real-world situation okay Oh guys how is it okay for the mom and the daughter to be involved it’s not it’s not why do people think that’s hot I know that’s also there’s like one group that’s like it’s a real world thing but I don’t even want to think about it oh I don’t want to think about it but I’m gonna talk okay this is just a mother figure okay guys okay so let’s reset okay can I say can I say one Katherine knows Anne yeah Rosalie she’s adorable she was sassy she had an attitude but she was also very loving and she cared about her children that’s at least four things trying to think of really that’s interesting yeah I mean she was kind of like a loudmouth and stuff but she was like if you watch the show she was actually like a good mom and she had a lot of seasons she’s modest you got to think about that you don’t want a mom who’s just gonna be around from one season and she’s gonna go away an especially mom that goes for a couple of seasons and it is replaced like the mom oh that’s heartbreaking oh man remember that the mom in Fresh Prince the original mom where you go and they brought in a new mom like halfway do remember them yeah I even made jokes about her on the show they’re like mom sounds a little different by you today the show was amazing yeah after they switched the mouth yeah I was like gosh does somebody get rid of I think it mom number why moms are hard because for the most part it’s usually like I feel like oh so many old school TV moms were so poorly written cuz they were just kind of like the thing attached well Claire Huxtable she was just miss to me she was just she was a strong character she was wise yeah she could cook yeah she’s wrong walls she’s a lawyer yes right she could litigate yeah I mean and she was all about like having a good time but when it came down to it she wasn’t gonna let you get away with she did yes she didn’t put up with it no she didn’t huh what I’d have a Peggy from Arizona there’s no worries mom but she didn’t care I was around all the time you could get away with anything but you also would never be fed you know hey it worked out I never had sex with your dad except every now and then yeah every now and then they go upstairs when I was a kid I’d watch that show me like why I keep going upstairs it why is it such a big deal he’s always saying and he’s only so miserable he’s like ya know what does he hate I thought Peggy was pretty huh she was pretty uh-huh yeah she and she still looks great she’s on sons of anarchy yeah she said I don’t understand why he never wanted it must have just been the concept of marriage that they were kind of making fun of no you guys only else said yeah he said that was my favorite show so I was little I was just like best thing ever that shows fantastic but you know that song when they put married with children on Netflix they couldn’t use the fank Frank Sinatra song the love and marriage song that’s like this terrible knockoff they did the same thing with a Dawson’s Creek he’s good you’re doing right a good license it gonna cost you what your money yeah that’s the only way they could get the series to say it just ruined it you wanted to watch the intro as you loved the song the way out comes in with his hand in his pants and you’re like just childhood but he still comes in with his hand well yeah but it’s to a different song did they change they just they just use the Saved by the Bell T Pacey I go all the way back real retro like you know quintessential mom leave it to beaver beavers mom yeah it was great you know you get that she’d be in black and white yeah oh that would be interesting see ya well that was just before me I think she’s got lots of seat well it’s you know I just lots of seasons reruns you know it was still pop because I think I used to watch like the Munsters but I can’t remember if I watch The Munsters where I watch the The Munsters right Lila on on Nick at Nite when a good night wasn’t show as I actually watched when I was a kid really now it’s just oh yeah it was shows that we’re on like 40 years ago and then they were like they were first so someone knows gives us this nostalgia that we didn’t earn we didn’t earn the nostalgia of actually watching the shows when they aired Matthew Dunn says if he had a portal gun and you only had two shots in and an out you can’t move them where do you place wait only yeah so essentially if you could have it it’s essentially means if you could have an instant transport between two locations what would they be wait and only once forever in your whole life yeah I’d save it for like a life-or-death situation you have to use it now you have a 45 second window so someone give me boom a portal gun yeah well one’s got to be near you of course yeah okay yeah one’s gotta be open already right well no you’ve got to create the portal I’m we’re not together and then where it’s gonna be near you right and then the other side is gonna be you waited your choice can be weird no I think they were saying going and coming back yeah well no I mean you could you could go but between the two infinitely but it’s only those people oh okay well then Charlie let’s say you had a portal odds and ends and also this thing you don’t want to do the ultimate you open up a portal in your office that way and then open one like next to your bed at home because that way you just get ready for work boom walk right through the portal you’re at work and commute you’re thinking small you are thinking very small also that means that like you are always connected to your job I could never well oh yeah aren’t you as boss shouldn’t you be glad hey let’s do what are you doing get hair you walk through the portal into my bedroom happy likes Jane why don’t you work here having run this business in my house for like five months knew you don’t want to get to your to separate world well okay well then how about this I’d open one at Disneyland and then one in my home that way of the plaza Dora the portal needs to be someplace that like on one of those islands in the Bahamas like this not inhabited that no one can get to so that you can be like alright I’m gonna go in the closet and then I’m gonna be on this little deserted island in the Bahamas and I can begin to like construct you can like take wood and stuff through the portal and construct your own little thing in a way that no one else can do because I can’t get boats to it mm-hmm you know and then like you have like a little water cooler there through the portal I mean you do it skydive onto the island you should get there to open the first port oh I would send somebody they died I think I would do I would Google math oh nice I’m like he would portal pretty island in the well then you have to give him access to your Island for at least hungry there would be a schedule listen if I had a portal to it island people would be calling me up all the time and trying to like serve I put that thing on Airbnb yeah you can make it a visit I would put that Island higher being good it’s a big frog about that I mean you’re gonna have some exploitative entrepreneurs gonna go in there and he’s gonna totally turn the thing into a ticket taking amusement that’s true she didn’t think your Island is gonna be a machine myself to come up with your own tax oh I got this way so you take two drawers that you can move and that way you have infinite places you could go you just have to ship it someplace and then you’d be like oh so like the portals in like a portal so you do like the line in which in the wardro you take that you take like that that big that big whatever the hell yeah that big wall yeah portable I shoot it and then you ship it wherever you want to go and you don’t have to do the travel you can just uh but you still get the exploitative problem with someone going that where’s the other side of this portal go I’m a big bastard let me see right goes through and then you’ve got a problem that’s true what am i you so yeah island we got it yeah not the fourth the money ship it anywhere I love that idea I mean yeah I cuz I’m like where what a but it has to be you have to play I mean you can’t move them oh you can’t oh this changes everything you thought about what was in my head already where do you go honestly Rhett has the winning one here and I thank you cuz you know you can pick like a romantic Italian town or something like that but you’re gonna get tired of that yeah and someone’s gonna summertime is gonna fall in that that’s right more ship of it you don’t want to like do it to someplace that somebody else owns right you want your own leg get away I love it yeah you want to do it let’s do it okay I just love the massive difference between the two oh yeah so yeah the commute must be more than anybody I’m still in the mode where I worked like an hour away like a couple years ago for my home that’s the wars the come you can kill you man okay but actually worse I think that’s a perfect question go out on what would your to portal situation be and why and then of course if you want to ask us other questions topics things and stuff recommend stuff I using a hashtag tabletalk on reddit 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