right now something very special shit-talk technology it has the power to connect us but so often it disconnects us pushes us apart they say that humans are wired to connect when they are vulnerable when is that when are we most vulnerable when can we connect ladies and gentlemen introducing shit-ton ladies and gentlemen this is Nigel Nigel like a lot of us when he’s when he’s on the potty goes to his iPhone but now there’s something new for Nigel to check out on his iPhone there’s our app [ ] talk [ ] talk we’ll use your location to find other people using the bathroom in your area and allow you to chat with them and share your most precious into the time let’s see what happened what Nigel talk about here oh I knew [ ] talking it member named Lindsey wonderful Mike see Nigel’s getting along well with her already oh gosh it’s terrible news excuse the kind of connection that people have anyway it’s not just strangers that you can meet on shit-talk it’s also your friends which one of your friends is currently on the phone you can see either obviously no one on our panel of judges is there I guess rhettandlink uses both together hey Barrett Barrett Sunday is pooping right now alright those are just some of the many things you can do with shit-ton that’s right primal fear so what should talk just more to us there’s a potential for Ted and initiate the big duty I mean big data of [ ] talk where you can track not only your own to figure out how your poop game is going or you know whether you need to substitute some fiber into your diet but you can also you know compare against your friends and retract that data or think about this we can activate this data so we can target investors such as Johnson & Johnson and Charmin put in all seriousness [ ] talk right it’s Ernest Hemingway said the first draft of everything is [ ] so why don’t you enjoy that [ ] eyes up here why don’t you enjoy that [ ] good [ __ ] talk everybody oh and that by the way I just want to like to thank comedy hack day for all the great food the pizza the tacos so if you want to find any of us will be on this app in about five minutes episode shit-talk everybody hip-hop yeah please I have a okay good nice interesting judges what do you have to say or ask getting technology maybe like wipe right right left kind of situation if you’re sort of like grinder but like a like grunt or something like that I don’t like to thank you for wearing two pairs of underwear three I’m wearing three pairs of underwear because we know if you know opposed or lack thereof would be exposed so how long were you hiding nothing to sheet a long time the first half about 15 minute didn’t move at all that’s great you should see what’s in here very focus I’m interested in some sort of collaborative idea ideation element to this because I have a lot of my best ideas on the commode and if I were able in course link and I are usually using to come out together as we established but but when we want to bring in a third party to our experience and move an idea forward I’d like to be able to to do something collaborative maybe some more icons like a sketchpad integrated google try like Yeti exactly like a Google Doc so it’s not just the messaging but it’s like we’re working on a document together that’s great yes I like a scratchy find yousa not good I did a lot of this app with them does the app know when you’ve dropped the load or do you have to do you have to tell it that answer that well not quite yet we looked into integrating with Apple’s new health kit api’s yeah unfortunately they don’t have they don’t know they have hardly any I would say zero they have zero metadata fields for information ladies and gentlemen shit-talk thank you if you’ve made it this far you probably like people in red flannel shirts demoing fake tech products well here are two more and for an unlimited future of people in flannel shirts demoing tech products click Subscribe