[Music] hi everybody Welcome to TBL talk hello hi this is where we go through your questions or comments over reddit.com r/sourcefed or over at Twitter using the hashtable talk and we discuss them you guys ready are Cheers We Ready oh by the way we are joined by Rett and Link hello R link Round of Applause on the r link YouTube channel uh and R link to and R link too and a bunch of other stuff yeah we just post sequels to every R link video yeah Build It Up make it sound exciting yeah it’s like Michael B me YouTube the sad thing is people may now be disappointed because you said that I don’t think so when when they get there they’re going to be pleasantly surprised there’s no sequels sequels always are worse oh saved boom boom you can say boom it makes everything better yeah boom everything’s better uh Cara Rossy says if you could snap your fingers and have one thing appear but it can’t be money Mone what would it be gold gold one thing up here but it can’t be money is it just one time seriously if it was gold what would you do I I wouldn’t even know what to do that’s true if I snapped up a pile of gold I would probably keep don’t you see you go to cash for gold yeah it is you get that little envelope I don’t think Cash for Gold would know what to do if somebody walked in with like gold they give you cash here’s a nugget you might not get a great deal on it but can I do it every time is it like cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cuz I’m thinking about a cheeseburger right now or is it like one time like 500 cheeseburgers which you know you can do I did that um we actually talked about that on G Mythical Morning recently about how I I used to buy the all the Big Macs of McDonald’s when they went on special for 59 cents a piece and I would take them in our put them in our College refrigerator and I would freeze them and then I would warm them up throughout the week to have Big Macs week that is uh smart and disgusting no I’m I’m GNA retract smart I’m just I’m gonna say disgusting twice you’re GNA Hardline just on disgusting but it was as close as I could get to Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger you know did you ever try to eat one still frozen like you know how sometimes put on a popsicle stick you’ll freeze a candy bar which I don’t I don’t even understand that I’ll do it with Reesey SCS cold chocolate is greates SCS I I like soft substances in my mouth turns soft it gets that after a while it turns soft in your mouth did you have ever have two Big Macs at the same time or were you very like was it tempting I want all these Big Macs right now but I’m only going to do one you can’t but you can’t I I have I I can’t do it yeah but he has a small actual mouth wait you guys are roommates though right look at how big my mouth is did you I stole God it’s like the shape of a Big Mac is quick model the Big Mac after my mouth get us things to put in Link’s mouth gra I can put that bowl in my mouth uh oh we got a challenge no dude was it for for the right pile of gold yeah what do you remember thinking about this yeah what did you think of nasty I thought it was just very M would come back in from economics or Psychology 101 I’d open my fridge to get a mellow yellow and the whole top freezer would just be jam-packed with those cardboard boxes a big Vibe I was like what happened I like how you named the two classes in college that every college student somehow take economics 101 yeah I only took those I’m like I’ve heard of this I’m back for another years of the same class know thisy I don’t have a degree but man I’m just here so I can get to my mellow yellow you want to talk money I would I would snap my fingers and make a m yellow man that would take me back it seems okay so back to the original whatever we were talking about you snap your you could snap your fingers so You’ think that if it can’t be money let’s say it can’t be Gold Anything monetary like and you could do it all the time for me like isn’t the number one answer food of some sort boom Any Time Boom there probably a much better you have to be more specific I would do clothes I would do like cool like hip clothes cuz if you could do that you could always stay in fashion like if you could snap and be like oh this is but see this is where we need the rules because in my mind the way this would work is it would be the same clothes every time you’d be like Dennis the Menace and you would have a uniform you’re getting super specific over right I’m just I don’t know what this person was thinking when they submitted the question disposable razor those things are expensive I go through a lot of them disposable razors that’s my answer but you only shave this part that’s a fake answer what if you do why would you do disposable on do like a mock four or five or was a fake answer you’re following up with a question yeah well I want to go into this though followup question fake answers but what if it was one t okay that’s okay he’s alterating it I would say it would be just like what house say A house yeah if in California it’s going to be a house I would think it would be a child you would have a daughter what if it like he has two sons but what if it here’s another one I can make a person what if we’re just was taking things from other people when we’re snapping so you just took someone else’s Def and then you like snap oh no she said hilarious not C enough she’s 14 you’re like oh man not going to connect okay what a sad ending to that question what if we kidnapped kids tenacious teabag can I have that username if you died tomorrow and became a ghost who are what would you haunt person object or place the house that I just created the family whose daughter I stole I’m just going to make everything worse for them uh this is another one of those uh um first of haunt doesn’t have to be bad the thing that I like about the question if if we want to deconstruct this thing is if you died tomorrow not not if you di it’s like if you died specifically tomorrow because that makes a difference you don’t even time in the in between to like get acclimated to being a ghost you immediately have to go to your new job of Haunting no no it does matter get 24 hours 24 hours it does matter because you become a ghost wearing what you had on when you died and you become a ghost in the like however you died have you seen Beetlejuice the football team you know they died in a bus crash I think I just with Frighteners and uh um did you guys see ParaNorman same thing good movie watch ParaNorman this the best animated movie of last year M really good I like to think that was like an integrated product place parano we just made no money they we’re really good at this I like yeah if I haunted somebody I don’t think I’d scare anybody people would just be like who’s that like metrosexual that just walked past I think I’m haunted maybe but it’s super lame yeah if I was going to haunt anybody probably like my brother cuz I feel like that’d be pretty fun I think he old he’s older he’s 5 years older he lives in Hawaii and like to being in Hawaii it’s going too good for him over there exactly yeah so that works out too so it’s like he’s got he just got a new house which I could haunt cuz if you get a new house it’s a perfect time to you know they don’t know go with that there goods and there’s bad haunts if I was going to be a good haunt I would haunt my daughter I’d watch her grow up and and and be a part of her life still maybe like move some things to that would assist her in Life or you need to reach that let me push Apple box over for you I’m the ghost of Carri I died on an Apple box so that came with me to the after just carrying it around all the time but what if I was I would haunt my daughter yeah a sister you know if you did like somebody like Stephen King or somebody you could finally be like it’s real now son and you could maybe Inspire like a book or something could be immortal yeah I was thinking that I would haunt like the writer rooms of scary movies or sitcoms change the direction be ironic I just want to scare people who try to scare people be like see what it feels like is what it feels like huh I I would haunt an apology would be nice I would haunt like Richard Dawkins to like really screw up his worldview know it’s like he’s like oh crap I’m wrong then you move on to Christopher Hitchens and you’re just jumping around Christopher Hitchens would be there cuz he’s dead he’s already dead you meet Christopher Hitchens and he’s like he’s just crying in his ectoplasm because his world is also ruined I’m goh I’m still here women still aren’t funny okay cool get one here we go it’s happening the awesome blah what’s something you can do that you don’t think anyone else can do oh so we’re in stupid human trick territory all of a sudden and just like immediately bragging about yourself territory okay I I’ll just I’ll just try on a couple for you um oh a couple you can this bowl I don’t believe I’m I’m not going to say that anyone else can do because I’m not going to be that presumptuous but just at the table okay I don’t think anyone at this table can uh flare their nostrils at least as well as me you’re not you can’t do it do a little bit can you do it oh there tiny ones tiny flares no zoom in on those do it you’re um you’re moving your mustache you’re flaring your stash bro yeah you’re about to get blown away by Link’s nostrils oh my goodness wow I could put this bowl in my nostril and a Big Mac in the other one I do have something though that the oxygen intake here is unparalleled legitimately no one else on the planet can do I know what you’re going to say be me I thought I thought you were thought was going to go we’re all just sitting here trying for the next 10es I thought you were going to say make a make a squirrel sound cuz I don’t think I’ve never heard anyone else that’s pretty good that’s good I can’t do that no I’m not I can also make that I can also make that tin and really that’s great ellot anything hang on I feel like I you’re just trying to keep going com toast I can do the I can do the like cross one eye and stare with the other eye can you do that well other people can do that that’s pretty common actually that’s a stupid one I can adjust my AMS up that’s pretty good I got I got you on that one you got to do profile do a profile oh that’s wait can we get him in unison can you go that’s crazy oh my God you’re like a turkey it’s a weapon thank you crazy dude you’re like a turkey never felt so good about myself um I don’t have anything either I’ve done the tongue thing before can you guys do this no I can’t do away with the noise that it that came with it a dirty saliva sound no I got I got nothing I got nothing we can’t do anything my opinions of ourselves presp we are not interesting uh let’s go let’s move on then keep it going I got I can spread my toes super wide well you can spread your fingers really wide too right you’re a super girl fingers you’re a turkey you’re a superhero you eat big mags uh Ashley Bones from the Reddit says would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again for the rest of your life or the rest of your life with your second best I’m going to True one year with a true love but then nothing else or the rest of your life with your second choice this is four married men right here it is so we’re we’re yeah we’re this is dangerous wait wait is the answer wait wait I know I know it our wives right after you see that right after I go second happen to be our true loves I I think I think I can answer this in in a cons counselor esque fashion as if I’m giving advice to other people who who maybe aren’t committed who have to answer this question this is not you talking this is a hypothetical you talking um and this doesn’t reflect in any way on my marriage but I would say I would don’t worry she’s not going to watch this show I would say good so it does basically disclaimer you you you got to go for you got to go for the long term here I mean one year with anybody I don’t care how much you love them if you you know just going that intense it’s like you going to you’re going to second guess that one you need to just I don’t care how much you think you love them you got to everybody needs a little space well then wait that’s the reason though it’s the year that you’re worried about not the lifetime that year is a long time that’s just too long for me that that that lifetime timeline though gives you enough time for that number two to become number one in your heart that’s that’s kind of my mentality because the the idea people put a lot of uh thought into like is this my one true love but if you it’s about the commitment when you commit to somebody it becomes your one true love what if that one true love you weren’t her one true love you know yeah think about that think about that put that in your brain space and process it the prince charming you think you are uhhuh yeah just take what you can get people I think it’s pretty simple yeah this audience just need to take what they can get this audience um let’s do this if you’re enjoying this then take what you can get you guys picked the last one here we go let’s go crazy you didn’t even dig blocking says uh what exotic animal would you want to eat dude there are so few that I would and I love animals man exotic animal if I could snap my fingers and have an exotic animal that I could eat dead maybe be hot when I’m done I’d like to see a a a really large bird like an ostrich prepared like a turkey on Thanksgiving yes you know just wheel it out on like a back of a tank just I mean have a lot of people over and it’s just and I get to carve it with like a huge chainsaw that great oh yeah and then it’s like who gets the leg think about the guy who gets the leg think about the big wish you get to make with the wishbone oh man and that stuff is like the bigger the bone the bigger the wish it’s like red meat that’s why I throw $10 bills in the fountains it’s light red meat would you have ostriches they have like big legs so would you eat them yeah I mean the thing would be like this big around this long and of course I get it because it was my idea I get one of them yeah I bet you the respons being there in the first place you’re going give that away is is this done did we answer this no no no I mean is this is the ostrich John do people prepare ostrich in this way I don’t think so I think they butcher it and then they make it like ground meat and steak practice I’m pretty sure yeah are we done here because I obviously just gave the best answer uh fud Ruckers serves ostrich burgers really yeah I was there the other day I didn’t have it but I’m going to get it next time I go it’s a cool story there’s a Mexican restaurant that I ate here in La too they show they served ostrich tacos so maybe it’s not that outlandish I’ve had what’s the’s what is the most exotic you guys have had barbecue Cricket that’s his exact Ratt rattlesnake rattlesnake I did I’ve done Gator I’ve done Buffalo um I had I had a pizza with gator snake and ostrich really on it and a little bison that’s where I atat the rattlesnake it was kind of a gimmick I wouldn’t recommend it well yeah how did it taste it probably could taste any like tomato sauce not good it tasted stupid it tasted like a a pizza with rattlesnake T stupid it tastes it like a mistake I feel like I’d go for some megap fun like some giant like I would want like a giraffe or like something really that I’d feel guilty for eating but I’d still be able to die knowing that I ate it in I would you know what I thought about I want to be able to mount something and then eat it are there any cultures that don’t um like what if I could just take like a part of the animal and keep the rest alive and then still have a snack of the youan just like take a little chunk out of a koala and then let it go climb back up the tree you can do that with a lizard’s tail okay great but the lizard tail isn’t very tasty or starfish I mean you could also just you could also just assume that every other animal does regenerate and you can just take a piece Let It Go off and then never mind you’re okay yeah they haven’t proven otherwise so you not only want to eat an exotic animal you want to torture I you want to give it a battle scar you want to give it a story see that three-legged giraffe over there seriously though I think you may have just stumbled on something can you eat a starfish because you could give everybody in the world a starfish and just say listen just cut off one at a time and then it grows back you get to Crunch once every six months but when you do it’s delicious get a bunch of starfish yeah if you have a whole colony of starfish you could probably live off starfish and think starfish good oh okay I got to answer the question real quick koala immediately came to my mind I think anything from Australia IM you choose the cutest animal that you atat yeah if I can get over the guilt heck yeah okay koala let’s go with maybe a kangaroo a WABE Munch up on all of that have you been to Australia going to Australia I just read a book eat Australia an Australian what about jellyfish if you eat jellyfish that’d be pretty crazy the straw I’m not saying it’d be good I’m saying it be crazy uh thanks for watching tabl talk as always you can do this for us on the reddits and on the twitters and whatnot and when you’re done watching this video there’ll be a little annotation and click on the one that features these guys and go check out their Channel or channels yeah yeah red link too you can go check out they just uh relaunched good mythical morning which is a fantastic table talkes show without you guys so it’s better I’ll be better y different a little but it is daily it is daily there go um do you guys have anything else U coming up that you want people to stay tuned for or snow leopard face okay snow leopard face snow Le what I eat the cheat meat of a snow leopard it’s the whole I’m so ingrained in the world of YouTube I’m look snow leopard face GNA be a good video great uh anyways I’m Joe Beretta I’m Morgan I’m I’m link I’m going do this again you guys want to try one more time anyways thanks for joining us I’m Joe Beretta what well who knew that it was going to be counterclockwise it could have been clockwise you’re right next to him I’m link I’m r m just oh we can do an episode now