Tag: format – rant
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GMM 1988: Is It Time To Cancel Pokemon?
i’ve got two words for pokemon game over let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning today pokemon fans young and old alike have a hard pill to swallow it is time to put down pokemon and i don’t mean put down the video game controller i mean like put it down the way my…
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GMM 1909: Mountain Dew Needs To Stop
Today’s rant is definitely not sponsored by Mountain Dew. – Let’s talk about that. (soft electronic music) Good mythical morning. – Look, I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but whoever you are, wherever you are, do not drink Mountain Dew. Trust me, if you are in 2021, and you’re still doing the…
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GMM 1739: You’re Washing Dishes Wrong
Are you washing your dishes correctly? – Let’s talk about that. (cheerful music) Good Mythical Morning. – Hey, Rhett, how you doing in your home? – Oh, I’m so homely. – Well, at least you’re the one saying it and not me. I am of course still in my home, with all of us being…
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GMM 1728: Jack In The Box Tacos Aren’t What They Seem
What’s Jack in the Box hiding in their tacos? – Let’s talk about that. (quirky upbeat music) (fire roaring) – Good mythical morning. – Hello, and hello, Rhett. Good to see you again. – Hey, Link. – Via split screen. – How you doing? You look just as isolated as ever. – Yeah, you look…
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GMM 1537: You’re Showering Wrong
Are you showering perfectly? – Let’s talk about that. (groovy electronic music) – Good Mythical Morning. – If you wanna be the first person you know to acquire and read our novel, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek, you can pre-order it today. It’s scary, funny, and really good we’ve been told by our close…
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GMM 1473: Finland Doesn’t Exist (Conspiracy Theory)
Fact: Finland doesn’t exist. – Let’s talk about that. (funky electronic music) (fire crackles) Good Mythical Morning. – I’m gonna level with you right off the bat, Link. I’m sitting on something huge. Not literally. But you’re about to be blown away, literally, because I’m about to open a window and let the frosty air…
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GMM 1413: Is The Government Poisoning Our Water?
Don’t drink the water. – Let’s talk about that. (alarm rings) (playful theme music) (fire blasts) – Good Mythical Morning. – In today’s episode, Rhett has another one of his conspiracies. – You mean another one of his truths. – Sure I do. And it’s sponsored by Amazon Prime Video’s new TV series Homecoming. Homecoming…
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GMM 1331.3: The Titanic Never Actually Sank (Conspiracy Theory)
Go into the pudding and find the truth! – You want me to– – I want you to go into the puddling! ( music playing ) Welcome back. Yes indeed. Welcome back to hard truth, Link. Is your brain ready to grow three sizes like one of those dinosaurs that they put into water? Uh,…
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GMM 1299.3: Are Redheads Actually Aliens?
No! Okay, you can hold my probe. ( music playing ) I have something that I’m going to tell you and once I tell you you may find yourself questioning everything even more than you already do. Link, you might wanna take your glasses off because I’m about to help you see clearly for the…
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GMM 1269.3: Is NASA Hiding A Second Sun?
( music playing ) Link, I have something that is going to rock your world. Change your entire world view as you know it, make you feel like a different person. Well, good. I always wanted to be someone different when it came to feelings. That makes me feel bad, but we’ll talk about that…