Terry Crews Breaks Down His Career in 5 Dishes

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Welcome back to Mythical Kitchen, where
the two buffest, handsomest food TV show
hosts are just chilling and cooking and
eating. You recognize him as an A-list
movie star. You recognize him from hit
show Last Meals. And you recognize him
as the host of 100 Cooks on Food
Network, Terry Cruz. Welcome to the
show.
>> What's up, Josh? Good to be here, man.
>> Wait, wait. I was That's how we do it.
That's how we [laughter]
>> It's good to be here, man. It's so good
to have you back, man, and to have you
back now as a food media industry peer.
>> First of all, I write down my goals,
okay? I write down what it is I want and
I wrote down years ago and kept writing
down how I I wanted to be involved with
food [music] content. And it's wild cuz
even my assistant over there, Hannah,
she and I started doing things like
meeting with chefs to different people.
There was a guy out of Burbank, Lou the
French on the [music] block where we did
some videos with of his stuff. Danielle,
who's the owner of Pet Sana, we did a
back thing with him. I was like, I want
to do more food [music] stuff. And then
it kind of disappeared cuz you get busy
and get going and you couldn't follow
up.
>> Dude, all of a sudden I'm I keep I kept
writing this in my goal list [music]
though. And then I get a call from my
agent. He's like, "Dude, Food Network
[music] is doing the biggest food
competition, homecooked competition ever
in their history. $250,000.
They want you to host it." Had I not
wrote that stuff down, I would have
missed it. Like, you know what I mean?
Cuz you would have been like, "Man,
food, I don't know." But I knew by
knowing what I wanted, I saw it when it
came. Yeah.
>> And I'm telling you, man, I this was
destiny for me. And again, I love my
time on Last Meals, let me tell you.
Thank you, man.
>> And just talking over food, it
immediately makes you comfortable. It
makes you feel good. And that's the kind
of show I want to be on. And 100 Cooks
is that, which is awesome.
>> Yeah. Truly, man. I mean, I knew you
were a real one when it came to food
because on your last meals, you were
teaching me about dishes that I'd never
seen before. The zucchini the zucchini
fla.
>> Yes.
>> That was crazy, man.
>> That nuts. I know. You know,
>> today we're doing something a little bit
different than last meals. Today I am
going to look at five of your most
iconic characters throughout your career
and I'm going to cook a completely
original dish based on those characters.
[laughter] You ready to get to it?
>> Okay. I got I got
>> This is the first time we This is the
first time we've done this. So this is
going to be [laughter] You're learning
along with me.
>> I'm the first.
>> You're the first one.
>> Oh boy. Okay.
[music]
>> I'm going to read you. And for the lady
perhaps a salad.
>> Perhaps not. I'll have the steak
smothered in onions, a rack of ribs,
pasta with extra garlic, French fries
with lots of vinegar, and a side of
onion rings with lots and lots of
sauerkraut.
>> Sauerkraut. [laughter]
>> And that is from
>> White Chicks.
>> That is from White Chicks. That is
Marlin Wayne's order. So, today we are
making a single dish inspired by all
that. I will tell you exactly what we
have for the pasta with extra garlic and
the rack of ribs. We actually have a
pork rib ragu. So, we stripped the meat
off a bunch of pork ribs, made it into a
ragu, and then we tossed it with pasta
with extra garlic. We're going to try
and combine all this on one plate
because to me, that whole dish,
[laughter] that whole scene made me so
damn hungry. And also, to me, it's like
really one of the best scenes that
exemplifies food being used as a comedic
prop. Oh,
>> cuz not only Marlin eating that whole
thing, Terry, you with the oysters
burned into my brain in a way that I
will never be able to forget. What do
you remember about shooting that scene?
>> Okay. The mood on the set was just free.
Like whatever we wanted to do and there
was there was a lot of things that I put
into the character that no one knew. The
fact that I have a very very big tongue
was a surprise to everybody. You didn't
break out the big tongue until
>> No one knew, right? No one.
>> When did you know that you had a big
pop?
>> Well, I mean, since, you know, when I
learned how to peck pop, I was like 14,
no dates. I'm sitting [laughter] in the
mirror and I'm looking like I'm weird,
you know? And then I realized I could
spread out my tongue like,
[laughter]
and I I'm in the mirror and I'm going,
"Wow, I can do this." [laughter]
And let me tell you, when I had the
oyster [music] and I had no idea what I
was going to do, I did it right then and
there. And I said, "Excuse me, um,
tongue's kind of big."
And I'm licking the ice and everybody.
And this is, you got to understand,
everyone behind the camera was like, "Oh
my god." You could feel this energy
shift. This is the thing. We were ad
living and then they just kept adding
around. They put the toenail into the
water cuz he had just did that and all
the stuff that I brought.
>> It was so fun. The way brothers are just
geniuses. I like to call them the
Jacksons of comedy. Um, no more evident
than this weekend when Scary Movie 6
just, you know, broke records and the
whole thing. Comedy is back in a big big
way. But in a lot of ways, it never left
because White Chicks gets bigger and
bigger every year. Every year there's a
new kid that turns 13 years old and they
go, "Mom, can we watch White Chicks?"
[laughter]
>> It's infinitely quotable and it's for so
many dialed in comedic reasons. We had
Marlin on the show since then and he and
I were chatting about that and uh he was
talking to me about the Rotten Tomatoes
scores for all of his movies. He's like,
"We're at 12%, 23%, 31, and these are
some of the funniest comedies of all
time ever." And like it just never quite
adds up. Do you look at what critics say
about your movies, about your work?
>> Not at all. Not at all. I mean, you have
to put your whole heart into it because
once you judge it, it's it gets ruined.
>> You can't judge your art while you're
doing it. You see what I mean? You got
to let it go. And that's why I didn't
expect it to be such a big hit. I was
like, I'm laughing. I love this. Little
did I know it would be such an iconic
thing. I mean, it it's bigger every
year. And um listen, my job is to stay
in shape for White Chicks, too. That's
my job.
>> That's all I want to do. You know what I
mean? When Listen,
>> you got a potential date when it's
coming.
>> No, I it's not up to me. It's only up to
the to the weigh-ins. But my job is to
just just be ready. Be ready when they
call. when they want to get it done,
when they hand me a script, I am all in
100%. I love those guys.
>> We have the official White Chicks 2
petition uh in the description of the
video. Go ahead and sign it,
>> please. Please,
>> Terry. Here we have the official White
Chick Steakhouse order. This is a pork
rib ragu with extra garlic in the pasta.
A medium rare ribeye smothered in
onions. And then for the onion rings,
we've actually turned potatoes into
onion rings. We've tempered potatoes.
>> Hold on. You made onion rings out of
potato. I'm going to try that.
>> Hold up.
>> Yes. So, we actually took onions and we
punched them with uh round cutters and
then we steamed them and then we
tempured fried them, topped them uh on
the steak as if it were like, you know,
the onion ring top steak. How do they
taste? I haven't had these yet.
>> You guys are masters. This is
incredible.
>> Like onion ring tastes like a French
fry.
>> Yeah, it does.
>> Hey, man.
>> What are you doing?
>> Have you learned any cooking tips from
100 Cooks?
>> Absolutely. First of all, I learned what
I was doing wrong. You know what I mean?
Um, Alex Guanelli is, you know, she's an
iron chef.
>> Mhm.
>> She knows all the stuff. She's like, "Do
you have Thai basil in here?" I'm like,
"Thie B, how do you know which basil is
bas? I don't know. You know what I mean?
I I don't know the difference. You know
what I mean? And Nick is all about
technique.
>> [music]
>> We did a steak and he did that whole
iron the the um you take the pan, you
took the side, you got the garlic, you
got the whole thing and you do the spoon
thing where you just based it and based
and b now I don't know any other way to
do it. You know what I mean? I have to
do it this way because this is the
problem. I hate prep. Okay. Doing all
the prep to me is difficult. But I
realized something that my knives
weren't sharp.
>> Mhm.
>> And he was
>> That's the biggest thing with home
cooks. That's the biggest because it it
becomes more of a chore
>> because my knife was just I was fighting
with the food.
>> Yeah.
>> The thing about this home cook show
>> is that cooking is their love language.
>> Yeah.
>> So you had 100 cooks who had nothing but
love. It's not like a sport to them.
They were shouting out instructions for
the others. Yeah.
>> They were helping each other. It's like,
and the money, listen, $250,000 is a lot
of money.
>> Mhm.
>> But nobody was there for the money.
Everyone was there to swatch you. They
were looking at you if you enjoyed it.
>> There were times when cuz I didn't, you
know, I didn't judge their food, but I
was like, there were some things I
wanted to try. So, I said, "Put it to
the side." And they always came back.
Did you try it? Did you eat it? What'
you think? I love that. These are my
tribe. These are my people. Cuz let me
tell you, I don't act for the money.
>> Yeah. I don't perform for the money, you
know, the money will come.
>> Yeah.
>> You got to lead with your heart first.
>> Yeah.
>> And I've always learned to just lead
with my heart, man. This is why I do it.
And this the problem with that, the
problem is you're going to get your
heart broke.
>> Yeah.
>> That's guaranteed.
>> It's a vulnerable thing.
>> It hurts, but it's worth it. All the
things you gain will not only replace
it, it just fills your heart up even
more. You know what I mean? So, I
learned lead with my heart. That's the
only way I know how to go. Be
passionate. Go ahead. It's not a
problem.
>> You're certainly not short on passion.
>> This is good, ma'am. [laughter] You
>> ready to move on to the second course?
>> Yeah, why not? Can I have one more bite?
>> Terry, I'm going to need you to complete
the line. I got the fries that'll cross
your eyes. I got the shakes that'll make
you quake.
>> I got the burgers that'll
I just got burgers.
>> You [laughter] two just got burgers
today. Cheeseburger Eddie from The
Longest Yard. Listen, you had the
burgers. We talked about the fries, but
we never actually showed the fries in
the shake in the movie. What I'm going
to do today, I haven't had a McDonald's
hamburger in so long. This is so
nostalgic.
>> I know.
>> What we're going to do today, we found
accomplished prison cooks have actually
made recipes for fries using instant
mashed potatoes you can get from the
canteen. So, today we are making
cheeseburger Eddie's official combo meal
with the fries in the shake.
>> So, these are the fries that'll cross
your eyes. These are the literal pariet
garage. [laughter]
I don't know if they ever wrote that
into the script, but this is what I was
imagining.
>> This is so good. And this is like prison
style. Hey, we giving out all the
details if you ever get caught up. If
you ever go down hard,
>> you know,
>> you will know how to make McDonald's
French fries in the pan.
>> Listen, I don't know how the good
they're going to taste. We're going to
[laughter] figure this out, though. Man,
when you were shooting that movie
though, you you were a longtime NFL
veteran. You were also maybe like the
sixth most accomplished football player
acting in that movie. Like that is such
an insane cast looking back. Michael
Irvin to Bill Romanowski. You even had
kickboxers like Bob Sap and WWE
wrestlers. Was there anyone that
surprised you with how athletic they
were on that set?
>> Nelly. Nelly was really running that
ball back in that movie. Incredible.
>> But I want to tell you a little bit
about how I got that job which was wild.
I had already auditioned [music] for
several different roles and didn't get
them
>> in that movie.
>> In that movie, right? So, I went in and
went in for a bunch of different roles
and it didn't work and I just figured,
man, maybe it's it's just it's not for
me. Well, Adam Sandler actually went to
see White Chicks.
>> No way.
>> And he goes, "Oh my god." And then I get
a call from my agent saying, "Adam
Sandler wants to talk to you." You gota
understand I'm literally in a little
bitty two-bedroom house up in Aladena
>> and we're just trying to make it. You
know, we just did White Chicks and it it
just came out. So, you know, we we don't
have any money. We're just trying to
we're doing our thing, right?
>> And they're like, Sandler wants to call
you and I'm going and and with the way
you do it though is that you tell
everybody stay off the phone like you
know and this is not cell phone world.
You know, we don't call you on a
landline.
>> Yeah. Well, this is the thing. you we
didn't couldn't afford a cell phone back
>> back then it was like crazy money right
>> and uh I remember the Palm trio was out
and so I didn't want to and plus the
service wasn't that good
>> so I was like he's going to call me on
my landline right so I'm like everybody
stay on the phone and everybody be quiet
you know so we sit there for like an
hour in like meditative silence waiting
for this phone to ring the phone rings
[music] pick it up Adam Sandler for you
I'm like oh my god like and I don't know
what he's going to say. I don't know
what he's like, "Hey, buddy. It's
Sandman. How you doing? How you doing,
Terry? It's nice to meet you." I'm go,
"Oh my god, like it's really him." You
hear the voice, right?
>> He said, "Hey, buddy." You know, I saw
this movie White Chicks and uh man, you
killed it, man. You killed it. I'm
laughing. I'm laughing my ass off. I
love it. He says, "So, we we got a role
for you, man. And uh you know, I want to
I want you to play this guy named
Cheeseburger Eddie." Now, I'd read it
and Cheese Betti wasn't me. Cheese
Beretti was 700 pounds in the script.
>> Really?
>> He's giant. He's a big big chubby guy.
>> Yeah.
>> And I went, "Oh." And all I could think
of is like, "How am I going to gain
400 lb?"
>> You ready to do it though? Yeah.
Chandler calls.
>> Dude, I'm going, "Okay, I got to play
cheeseburger 80." I'm thinking, "Are
they going to do a fat suit? What they
going to do?" I'm going, "How can we do
this?" Right? He says, "No, no, no.
We're going to rewrite it, man. We re
we're going to rewrite it." He said, "In
fact, it's funnier that you're this big
buff superstar got these cheeseburgers
in your pants." He said, "It's perfect."
He said, "You're going to be muscular."
And I went, "Oh my god, this is so
good." And then we get on the set and we
are already I couldn't believe it. I'm
on the set, there's wrestlers, there's
comedians. I mean, you're talking about
the highest highs, man. Everybody,
right? And and Santa's like, "Dary,
Derry, come here. I got to tell you
something. Just some we got some big
news. Big news."
>> He's like, "We got actual McDonald's."
[music]
>> Cuz before it was just going to be
cheeseburgers, right?
>> Yeah.
>> He said, "McDonald's is doing a deal.
We're going to get actual
>> No way.
>> Quarter pounders cheeseburgers all from
McDonald's."
>> I [laughter] went, "Are you kidding me?
I'm pulling actual McDonald's McDoubles
out of my pants." That changed
everything, you know, because it was
Sandler with the big and it was a summer
movie like
>> came out in June.
>> The big sports blockbusters like that.
>> The day of the premiere, it was also
amazing. Everybody hates Chris had just
got picked up from the W from UPM.
>> Yeah. and we were in New York and we
were at Radio City Music Hall and
announced the announcement that Chris
Rock show had been picked up. Then I
jumped on a private jet with Chris Rock
from New York to LA to do the premiere
of The Longest Yard. That was the same
day.
>> Your life changed in the blink of an
eye. I mean from that like one two-year
period.
>> Dude, you have to understand
[clears throat]
I get emotional thinking about it, man.
Like I go from, like I said, a
two-bedroom, you're not making any
money, you're just scraping by,
>> and all of a sudden you are on a jet
with the the number one comedian in the
world headed to the biggest premiere in
the world.
>> Yeah.
>> Coming off a hit show that's just got
launched on the network. And you're
like, is this happening? I have a TV
show and a big movie all and then the
same day. Like even right now as I'm
speaking on it, I went, "What a day."
>> I don't know if you know this, but I'm
cooking for Terry Cruz right now. So,
it's also hitting me simultaneously. You
know what I mean? Like, that's kind of
the beauty of of all this, you know?
>> You see what I mean? And my life has
never been the same ever.
>> Hey, man. Now you get to eat
cheeseburgers with me. I got Okay, we
got we got one more.
>> We got to get the milkshakes out.
>> Just a little shakes out quick.
>> We going Look at that.
>> I tell you what you do. You take the ice
and then you put rock salt in the ice.
You take some milk and you mix it with a
bunch of Swiss Miss cocoa packets.
>> What?
>> And then you have to take this and you
empty it INTO THE GLASS.
>> NO.
>> THIS is the official prison milkshake.
We tried our best. You might have to
massage it up [laughter] a little bit.
Again, Terry, this is the first time
we've done this. Here we go.
>> Oh man, it's extra lumpy.
>> Let me Let me surprise on here.
>> Imagine if you're in prison. That's
That's heavy.
>> Hey, this is a good day. You know what
[laughter] I mean?
>> Oh my god, he's got fries.
>> Terry, we got the fries that'll cross
your eyes and the shake that'll make you
quick to go along.
>> Oh my god. Okay, you you just you're
making a prison cookbook right now. This
is what I'm loving. All right, here we
go. Is this going to cross my eyes?
[laughter]
>> I don't know if they're crossing for the
right reasons.
>> I don't. Yeah, let's just say not very
good.
>> But don't think of it as a fry. Think of
like you um you've gone to a foreign
country that you never thought you'd
visit and someone hands you this and
they say like it's their signature fried
number.
>> Yeah. You know what it's like if you
confuse palenta with mashed potatoes.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And you're like, why does this not why
these some these potatoes taste funny?
>> This could be the national dish of salsa
for all we know. We don't know.
>> It's palenta. You know what I mean,
right? This might be something big in
Romania.
>> Exactly. Let's try this milkshake, man.
>> Okay. [music]
This is a shake.
>> This is a shake. This is more successful
than the fries.
>> This is good.
>> This is [laughter] good.
>> Wow. Little
>> powdery. A little powdery.
>> I've had worse shakes somewhere.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> You know what I mean? And this is good.
I like this.
>> You ready to go to the third course?
>> Let's do it, baby.
>> Let's do it.
>> Terry, we got Mountain Dew on the table.
There's only one thing that can mean.
This is President Dwayne Alzando
Mountain Dew Herbert Kamacho.
>> Yes.
>> And this is his official meal at
Futbuckers. So in this Dar in this world
that we have imagined just like how BTS
had the McDonald's meal here, we are
imagining that the president would have
had his own futers meal. So this is the
de cheeseburger. We are actually making
a Mountain Dew flavored blue cheese
sauce to go on a smash burger with
bacon. Do you like blue cheese?
>> I do love blue cheese.
>> Well, we're going to see how this turns
out today.
>> Let's see how this works.
>> Um especially with the combination of
Mountain Dew in there.
>> Oh boy.
>> There are so many times where I will see
a current food product and I will think
of idiocracy. Like I saw um like like
protein pop-tarts the other day
>> and I was like this feels like we're
kind of living in a parody right now.
Are there moments that you have
>> where you're like oh man Idiocracy was
too close to home.
>> Hey man like every day. Um when we saw
January 3rd I think we all saw what was
happening.
>> January 6th.
>> January third six. Remember when
everything
>> I was like what happened on January?
>> I don't I know. I'm sorry. We kind of
saw Wait, could this happen? Could we be
in it?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah, we're in it. And um the original
script was called 3001.
>> And then Mike Judge was like, "Uh, this
is happening way too fast."
>> Oh, wait. He literally changed the name
because he was worried that it would
happen a lot quicker than
>> he said because it's happening now. And
he was like, "We changed he changed the
idiocy now." Oh, look at this. This is
the Mountain Dew.
>> We have reduced the Mountain Dew.
>> You reduced it. That's what I'm saying.
That's a blue syrup.
>> Now it is actually blue. I love it.
>> I don't think this will be winning a 100
cooks, but we're going to see how this
idiocracy burger tastes.
>> Well, President Kamacho would love this.
I can feel this. Well, you know, and I
got to tell you this, too. People don't
know this. I auditioned for that part,
[music]
I would say, 10 times.
>> No way.
>> I brought my
my past into it because I grew up very
religious.
>> Okay. And one thing about the church
that I went to when I was a kid is that
this this pastor was super super
um he was he was so charismatic, right?
>> He knew what he was doing. He was
beautiful. It was
>> However, the man had affairs with
several women in the church. He was
dealing drugs out of the pel pit pit.
Uh, and he was actually a very very he
was it was a stone cold crack addict and
but he would preach every Sunday and
everybody loved him. Wait, they knew he
was on drugs. They were like, "But he
could preach."
>> That's crazy.
>> He could preach. I And so I said, "Wow,
this is the essence of who Kamacho is."
>> Yeah.
>> It doesn't really matter what he's
saying. It's just that he's so damn
charismatic. So I went into the audition
and I was the only guy that was like, "I
can give you my word.
He's going to fix the dust storms, too.
[laughter] And he's going to fix THE
EMONY.
AND he's so smart. He's going TO DO IT
ALL in one week. You know how I know?
Cuz if he don't, I'm going to kick his
smart balls all the way up to the roof
of his smart ass mouth. [laughter]
AND THEY WERE LIKE,
>> "NOW YOU SEE WHAT I WAS SAYING?"
>> YEAH. IT'S INTERESTING. IT'S LIKE I FEEL
IT. I feel it. People are like,
[laughter]
and dude, Mike Judge said, "Dude,
[music] we tried to hire somebody else
and we couldn't."
>> Man,
>> isn't that amazing?
>> What a testament
>> it is, dude. Cuz I knew I said, "This is
the essence of who this guy is." I knew
Kamacho.
>> Yeah.
>> Mike Judge is a genius, by the way.
>> Mike Judge, everything he does,
>> first of all, and it was a huge failure,
by the way. Josh, I got to tell you
this, too. The movie, I waited. I
couldn't wait. I was telling everybody,
"Man, I got this movie. I'm playing the
president. Boy, y'all thought White
Chicks was cool. Wait till y'all see
this." And dude, it was released in two
theaters over one weekend. One theater
on the East Coast, one theater on the
West, and it was out.
>> That's crazy cuz I mean, Mike Judge had
had successes in theaters of that.
>> This Mike Judge proves that white people
get screwed, too. [laughter]
You always wonder like, you know,
everybody's like, "Hey man, they
wouldn't do that to no white man." No,
they did it to Mike Judge.
>> Finally, it just went on the VCR, went
on the video cassette, then it went to
DVD, a few people started watching it,
and then it went to cable, and it took
off, by the way. It caught fire. 10
years later, it was a cult [music]
classic. And I mean I had major stars.
Will Frell um Tilda Swinton was like
this is my favorite film.
>> Tilda Swinton.
>> I WAS LIKE WHERE IN THE WORLD
>> TW'S A PRESIDENT Kamacho fan.
>> Tilda Swinton is like Idiocracy is
required viewing. Will Frell was like
Kamacho genius. And I'm going what? And
I got so much and it kept getting bigger
and bigger and then
the [music] elections and all the and
then the way politics turned and
everything. Oh my god.
>> Today here we have the president Kamacho
de Cheeseburger brought to you in
conjunction of butt buckers and Mountain
Dew and the government of the United
States. Hold on. We got wayers.
>> This is the official.
>> I was wondering you're saying that
correctly. You know what I mean? like
you're being very very cool with that.
There it is.
>> There we have the official President
Kamacho
>> Mountain Dew cheeseburger from
Buckers.
>> First of all, with the added caffeine.
>> I know.
>> You know what I mean? This is another
thing. You get the rush of blue cheese
and caffeine.
>> This is Mountain Dew high voltage
raspberry. Did not know this existed.
>> Here we go.
>> How's it taste?
surprisingly delicious. [laughter]
I was expecting a repulsive Mountain
Dewish thing, but you know what? It's
actually sweet and savory. [laughter]
Actually, the colors celebrate America's
250th.
Look at this. [laughter]
>> THAT'S A HARD SELL, MAN.
>> You know, I'm I'm selling it. I'm
selling it. That's how we do it. Oh,
man. Red, white, and blue somewhere. You
know what I mean? The white from the
blue cheese, the blue from the Mountain
Dew, and the red from the bacon.
>> And a salute to you, America.
>> Mhm.
>> To you, America.
>> Jerry, this dish is actually what
inspired this entire series because when
you were on Last Meals, we were talking
about the movie Blended and your love of
Perry Perry Chicken. And I was so
inspired by your character in blended
and how you kind of took this almost
Vegas lounge singer approach. So I was
thinking marrying the idea of Perry
Perry prawns with the shrimp cocktail
which was invented in Las Vegas.
>> Wow.
>> So in honor of your character and
blended, we are making a Perry Perry
prawn cocktail.
>> Wa.
>> And so I'm going to make some Perry
Perry sauce from scratch because this is
this is one of my go-tos at home. I make
this from scratch all the time. My
family's from Johannesburg, South
Africa. And so I absolutely love this
dish. So we've roasted a bunch of veg
over here.
>> You know, you got to understand Nando is
legendary
>> here. You gotta you gotta franchise some
Nandos and get it to California.
>> I'm trying. Yes, you have to do that.
>> Well, you know, they're they're like in
and out. You know what I mean? They they
they pick and choose. They're not
playing. You know what I mean? They're
like, you don't get a Nandos. [laughter]
>> You're not good enough for Nandos. You
know,
>> is that what it is? They don't think
they deserve.
>> I think so. You got to be real. You got
to appreciate who they are. You know
what I mean? Now, remember Cuckaroo was
here.
>> Yes, it was.
>> Cuckaroo had that whole Perry Perry
chicken thing down and they failed. Like
somehow it messed around, right? So, I
think Nandos looked at them and were
like, "Hey, we don't trust you with our
recipes, right?
>> We could if if if we can't handle
Kuckaroo, we don't deserve Nando."
>> You know what I mean?
>> So, yeah.
>> But, hey, when I was in South Africa
filming that movie, I was at Nando
probably four times a week. And the fact
that you're gonna do petty petty shrimp
prawns.
>> I think this is gonna be good, man. I'm
gonna get some shrimp grilling over
here. We've seasoned them with a little
bit of paprika and smoked pepper. We're
going to do it like a hot prawn
cocktail.
>> I'mma blend that up. Get them on the
shrimp. I'm just excited. Like this is
the type of love language that I talk
about with food where for me it's like I
love the creative aspect of showing
somebody a little bit of your soul in a
way. You know what I Well, that smells
so
>> like to me this is literally like your
art in your core. You're you invented
that character, right? Adam Sandler had
called you and wanted it to be a bit of
like a stereotypical kind of like
>> he did. He didn't know, you know what I
mean? He just thought, "Oh, yeah, he's
is African." I said, "No, bro. We have
to make this, we have to respect the
culture, you know what I So what I
decided to do was to make him this
larger than life character so that you
were laughing
with him but not at the culture.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean? Because the
culture is beautiful, man. The music the
I mean you you're never going to get
notes that you get from the South
African style, you know, the the Lady
Smith Black Mambazo notes.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> They they actually worked with me. I was
in the studio [music]
and I was singing with those guys, man.
I mean, what a privilege, what an honor.
And I sang all my songs in that movie,
you know what I mean? And I was doing
this stuff. You They are blending.
>> They are binding, you know? And it was
like what happens because you're there
and you're in the scene. I became this
guy, [music] you know what I mean? I was
Nick, you know, and it was so much fun
and it changed me forever. Forever. And
you know, I was so happy. And this is a
testament to Adam Sandler is that he let
me change it.
>> Yeah.
>> Let me tell you, Adam said, "Dude, do
whatever you want." So, I went and got
these suits made. I went and got the wig
made.
>> No way.
>> I did it all myself. I created that
character all myself. And uh what was so
beautiful is that [music] people still
come up to me about Blended all the
time. This is one of their most favorite
family movies.
>> That smells amazing.
>> All right, I'm going to blend that.
>> Hit me. Oh, I love this. Is that And
that's that real blended.
>> That Vitamix. You can put a shoe in
there,
>> dude. For real.
>> Oh, that Perry berry. I know. Oh, it's
spicy in here, guys.
>> Holy smoke day. Wait, let me test this.
Let me test this.
If you want to dip your spoon in there
and taste it. It's a little spicy.
>> Woo. That's good.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh,
>> yeah. That's that Nando's hot.
>> Oh, I'm sweating.
>> I'm going to chew this far away from
you, man.
>> Oh, I'm sweating.
>> Cuz this is going to create some some
costic fumes.
>> Terry, it's going to taste delicious.
>> But it's great.
>> No, man. Blow my face off.
>> Okay. Yeah. Wait. I'M COMING BACK. I'M
COMING BACK. OH GOD.
>> Oh man, this reminds me, you know. Oh,
wait. I had a shrimp cocktail. I don't
know anybody who ever been to
Indianapolis and there's a place called
St. Elmo's.
>> Wait, wait, wait.
>> Okay,
>> hold on. Hold on. Terry, keep telling
about
>> Okay, they had St. Elmo's. And dude, I
had the shrimp cocktail and they said,
"Go ahead and dip it and I'll bit it."
And man, my face went bow and I was
like, and I didn't know if I had eyes or
nose. My nostrils were gone. I just
said, "Okay, my whole thing is over. My
face is over." And it was the best
shrimp cocktail. But it was a It was a
fight, YOU KNOW.
>> DAMN. [screaming]
THAT'S IT. That's it. St. Elmo received.
>> Shout out to Noah Khan's Noah Khan's
last meal. Sing songwriter.
>> To my people in Indianapolis, man. Dude,
I every time I go to Indie, I go to St.
Elmo's and I have the shrimp cocktail
because it's you got to have this. And
oh my god, the spice.
>> Terry, this is
>> Perry. Perry.
>> This is going to be something, man.
>> It's Perry. Terry.
>> This is Perry. Terry.
>> Derry. I can't see anything, man.
>> They are blending.
[laughter]
They are bonding.
>> We got a little bit of Perry Berry
cocktail sauce. This is a creamy rosata
style cocktail sauce in here.
>> Yeah, cuz you don't need the
horseeradish, bro.
>> No. No. Unless you want some.
>> No, you don't need that.
>> Add a little bit in there. Just a little
bit of green for garnish.
>> Oo Josh, what are you doing, man? Look,
we got lemoned up.
>> Right on the side. There we have your
cocktail.
>> They are blendy.
Here we go. I'm going to dip in a little
sauce. You ready?
>> Cheers.
>> Here.
M.
>> Oh [clears throat] my god.
>> M.
>> This is it, man.
>> This is amazing, guys. Guys,
>> I want someone else to come eat a shrimp
right now. Eat the shrimp. I know.
Colobby, come eat your shrimp.
[laughter]
>> Ash, you want shrimp?
>> You guys try this,
>> dude. Come eat your shrimp.
>> It's delicious.
>> I was like, Ash is from Indianapolis.
>> Yeah, I brought that back.
>> Oh, there we go. You You had to freak
out when I said it, huh?
>> Yes, I did. I was like, fist bump.
>> Indianapolis. That's right. Indian.
>> Hell yeah.
>> It's so good.
>> No, fist bump to you.
>> And wait, the spice is perfect.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. With
>> It's not too hot.
>> That's beautiful. It's beautiful. Hold
on. [laughter]
>> This is to me like this. This is what
food's about.
>> Whoa. Whoa. Wait. No. Now it's a prop.
Cheers.
>> Terry, we got one more course. You ready
for dessert?
>> Let's do it. Let's do it.
>> Terry, for dessert today, we have the
mango yogurt parfait.
>> Of course, inspired by another great
Terry, Terry Jeffs from Brooklyn 999. uh
who was uh mourning the loss of mango
yogurt and actually given a drunken
speech uh about it. Uh but your love of
yogurt in that show was uh tremendously
inspirational for this dessert. So we
have a mango infused frozen yogurt that
we actually made with Greek yogurt. So
there's a lot of protein in this dish.
>> Good protein.
>> And then we are going to layer it with
fresh mango.
>> Oh, it's like a nice parfait.
>> Little bit of coconut flakes. And then
we actually made a dried mango granola
as well.
>> Ooh. So, we're going to get some of that
in there. What was the inspiration for
the yogurt obsession in that show?
>> First of all, I want to say I want to
really give the props out to the writers
uh because they stole that from me. They
stole everything. Not one bit of that
was written. [laughter]
>> And I give props for they stole they
were the best thieves ever. I love
yogurt, right? That's the truth. And
what what happened and what they saw
remember? You remember the the the
character's name is Terry.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> So they they were looking at my life and
they were like, "What can we steal to
put in?" But that it was brilliant
because it was one of the best
characters I've ever played cuz I it
half of it wasn't acting, you know?
>> And so I remember before I would go on
set, I would have yogurt. I mean, that
was my thing, you know, and it was good
protein. It was healthy. and someone saw
it and they and Dan Gore put it into the
script where it's like, "Hey, he loves
yogurt." And it stuck. I don't know how
to say it.
>> Oh, man. Their their jobs are really
hard, huh?
>> Well, the thing is is that you when you
look at yogurt, it's literally been
marketed to women.
>> Yes.
>> For years. You know, when when you see
Dannon and Yoplate and the whole thing,
cuz it was kind of like a diet food.
>> You know what I'm saying? Uh, but people
don't know that it's one of the
healthiest [music] protein muscle
building foods ever. And and you and I
know it's hard to get protein like like
>> and because it gets boring.
>> Your jaw gets tired from chewing all
that damn chicken breast.
>> You can't eat seven chicken breasts, you
know? It's just so hard. Yogurt is a
great one thing I've used it is a great
sauce.
>> Yeah. If you put just plain yogurt and
lime and you can make a good sauce that
it it kind of flavors your what I call
people chow. You know when you get sweet
potatoes and meat and all that spinach
all together and then you sauce it up
with that, it makes it go down easier.
>> I call the slot bowls.
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? The
low fat stuff's hard.
>> Terry, here we have the mango frozen
yogurt parfait with 30 g of protein in
it. Fresh mango, mango granola, a little
bit of mango honey syrup on there.
>> Wow.
>> Cheers, brother. Hey dude, to Brooklyn
999.
>> To Brooklyn 999
>> and to also to Andre Brower.
>> To Andre Brower.
>> He was the heart of our show.
>> He was the heart. He
He You You're talking about a man who
Giuliard Train, one of the most talented
actors who ever lived, who dressed up in
a chicken suit and said, [music] "Do not
poop on the subway." [laughter]
And he never looked down on us. You know
what I mean? He was his decision
was so good. He made a decision that he
was going to pull all of us up. And
again, I'm an old football player. He
knows
Shakespeare and theater, you know, and
and not to mention, he's an Emmy
award-winning
uh you know, actor. He got it for
Homicide, Life on the Street. He's one
of the most dramatic. He This man was in
glory. You know what I mean? With Morgan
Freeman. You see what I mean? He's just
absolutely amazing. And then and the
fact that he would just come with us and
I spent most of the time with him on
that set cuz we were in the precinct all
together. Here he was. He was the
captain. I was right underneath them.
>> Yeah.
>> And
like Cash
with Andre, [music]
everybody rocked it, man. Joe Lulio,
Joel Pretti, Melissa Promero, Stephanie
Beatus. Um it was incredible, man. What
What can I say? just everybody [music]
rocked their roles so good and became
it it it resonated all around the world
and we never stepped on each other. We
all came to just just help each other,
you know what I mean? Every day you
could see it. And Andy Samberg,
legend. Legend. And I I just I [music]
appreciate him. I appreciate Dan Gore
and what that show means.
Super special. [music]
>> Yeah.
>> It'll never be repeated. And this is
damn good.
>> I think you find that a lot in your
career where you have these things that
people watch over and over and over and
over. And the amount of times I've
watched [music] White Chicks and The
Longest I watched The Longest Yard last
night, not not even to prep for this,
just cuz I was thinking about it. I
went, man, I want to see the way Nelly
moves on that football cutting and his
knees don't have, you know, the amount
of like wear and tear that you and
Michael do. So, he's still moving fresh
out there for those high school days.
>> It's just it's such a good movie. And
you, one of the things I appreciate most
about you is that you're so effusive to
give praise [music] to other people.
>> I think that really shows who you are.
Uh, and it especially comes out on 100
Cooks, man, where you're just [music] so
incredible at giving the energy and the
praise that all these cooks deserve.
It's a heck of a show, man. I'm I'm so
happy for you that you
>> stream. I want to say this. I don't work
well by myself.
>> Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't I'm I work
well in in some beautiful, you [music]
know, like a a beautiful recipe.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean? If you put me by
myself, it's like, eh, but when you add
all these other elements and mix it all
up, I want to be that pow. I want to be
that moment that's that impresses other
things. What's an ingredient that you
have that said you [music] put in and
all of a sudden it makes everything else
like whoa.
>> Fish sauce. Terry, you're the fish.
You're the fermented anchovi juice.
>> That's what I want to be.
>> Entertainment.
>> That's what I want to be. [laughter]
You know what I mean? Where it's like,
whoa, what is that secret ingredient?
Why does it taste so good?
>> You're like, we let a bunch of anchovies
rot for 6 months. That's [laughter]
Terry Cruz.
>> I'm the MSG OF HOLLYWOOD.
>> THAT'S BETTER. Use that. Use that.
[laughter]
>> Terry, do that.
>> SODIUM GLOW TO MATE CRUZ.
>> TERRY, I can't thank you enough for
being Hey, man. Give me a freaking hug.
>> I know, brother. I love you, man.
>> You're the best. I love you, too,
brother. Thank you so much for coming.
>> Thank you, guys. You guys are awesome.
[laughter]
>> Everyone, make sure you check out 100
Cooks on Food Network. Terry, you got
anything else going on?
>> That's it, man. Well, you know, in a
minute, I'll got more. I I you know,
also check out Cruise Control on
YouTube.
>> Oh, heck yeah.
>> You know, that's me and Cadillac Formula
1. We're going around. We're eating with
Formula 1. You know that the the the
menu and Formula 1 paddock.
>> Yeah.
>> You got to come with me to one of these
races, dude. It's incredible. It's it's
not wingedings, you know. I mean, this
[laughter] is you're eating lobster and
embiral ham and whole. It's crazy.
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