see this right here one glitter now I want you to tell me where that came from good I know it’s from you you had one on your face yesterday too and you didn’t tell me well it’s only for a little bit Dean in the tunnels of insecurity a single drop of water of optimism down into the pit of excruciating forgiveness germinating the dormant part of sparkles and subsequently conceiving the mythical show with wrath pending on this week’s show Craigslist crank calls terry Kasabian the guy that gets you out Tim and Eric a musical performance and more and now it all wrecked and me welcome to the mythical show your half-hour of not having to click around on the internet thanks for joining us and renowned staff like it’s spelled that’s just religion house house I noticed that I’m gonna start speaking phonetically I decided not to comment on it until you insisted that a comment I’m gonna start speaking peahen ethically I trust that you’ve made your one click and that you are now committed to being here I you know I want to thank you for that I want to thank you for thank you your commitment to watching the mythical show and she walked with people you know we’re continuing to gain momentum here views are going in the right direction from week to week so odd is up I am encouraged and you’re a key component that’s by inviting people to check out this the mythical show that’s good link but I feel like I should share it now thank you good is I’m not motivating you know what even the host will now talk about his own show yeah you know what time it is it’s graduation I get busy no it’s no it’s graduation time all across the great country maybe across the world I don’t know how rest of the world works they graduate but I assume they also graduate yeah we don’t want to seem a mera centric no we I know a lot about America I don’t know a lot about other cultures but I think that most people in the world have a process of going to school and then leaving school and saying wolf yeah and graduated and they dress up at least I mean here in the in the states we dress up in a gown because that makes a lot of sense hey let’s celebrate this accomplishment by getting in a gown and the caps it’s just how did where did that come from because you can balance your final exams on him what yes like I got your completed exams like I got all this work where am I going to put I can’t wear a backpack with this robe I’m gonna settle it on my head I think that begs the question why have I never seen anything stacked on top because it’s a cultural it’s leftover it’s a vestigial cultural custom no it’s not if one day in your eyes there are pictures there are black-and-white pictures from like the 30s and 40s of people with stacks papers on their heads well he size my theory okay we thought oh shot in front of those please no support Mike yeah I just point over there at Jason like he’s gonna do that Jase is gonna shake his head like this and we’re going to keep going with the show all right here’s what we decided to do I have in my hand some pictures that we scrounged up of our graduation experiences now high school this is a scene of us actually graduating see all those people in burgundy robes well we’re two of those people taken from the crowd but the thing that I want to point out just to establish some sort of time frame here is see the guy in the foreground there’s a huge black electronic device on his right shoulder that is a camcorder a video camcorder that thing actually captured moving pictures of people graduating way back in the year 1996 let’s show the pictures of us now first of all you’ve got your actual graduation photo I don’t have one of these well I cared I was happy I mean I was the first person in my my entire family to graduate from high school yeah right here we are look at how happy I am who’s that lady who’s that lady is that your girlfriend I am I don’t know who that is slow for you a cougar she’s a cougar I really don’t know who that is it’s not my mom I think that’s why I have that look on my face and I please get this woman out of the photo she is photobombing and I’m afraid well you that is I mean I gotta say I’m gonna make fun of myself in a second but I’m gonna make fun of you first Lee that is a cheesy look on your face but the funny thing is is that this as far as I remember is pretty much the look you had on your face at all times during that point in our lives dude that’s not Jerry no every time I look at you were like yeah I feel like it’s like I’m happy I just ate something I liked but I don’t know how it’s going down and I might have just gotten shot by a bear tranquilizer Frank what I don’t think you said a word rank well like it’s not a word dude but look at me yeah look at you mister Oh M&M up in the house what do you what are you an aspiring white rapper up well I was at the time you do look like Eminem I was gaunt I had a weak goatee my right eyebrow is way out of whack like I didn’t realize maybe I should comb my really large eyebrows my eyebrows have gotten thinner since then that’s a good thing you could jump off a mountain and hang glide with those ears yeah that’s why I grew my hair out to make them look smaller your ears have gotten a lot smaller usually the opposite my face has gotten fatter my eyebrows have gotten thinner my beard has gotten thicker my neck has gotten thicker and my hair has gotten bigger my neck lot you seemed really happy look at your neck and I’m happy about all the changes that are taking place to quit here’s a question I want to ask you though link is if you could look at this picture of yourself if you could go back in time to this moment and you could say something to that moron there on that that picture not to your girlfriend but well I went to yourself what would you say to yourself I would say get rid of the goatee and close your lips that’s smile is not doing it for you lower your eyebrows a little bit to like everything needs to just be brought down into a state of just relax a little bit buddy I would say to myself grow beard as soon as possible but I wasn’t capable of it at the time as you can see okay fast-forward to last year if that makes any sense to you then we’re on the same wavelength we were actually asked back to harnason high school to give the commencement address which is quite an honor you can watch that video on our main channel if you haven’t seen it already and part of that commencement address was the graduation song which many of you asked back then could you guys please release this song on its own well a year later we are acquiescing we have reproduced the graduation song and we’ve made a very special music video for all you graduate all in one take here we go for the past 18 years your life’s been pretty smooth let’s take a moment and reflect on all you’ve had to do you’ve rolled out of bed and sold to the living room and what cartoon network while your mom made waffles for you your laundry was magically clean and your dad’s back pocket was an ATM machine you lied the biggest worry with what to wear to the prom and your only regret was that incident with a steam bomb do you hear that subtle sound it’s the sound of reality about the slap the taste out your mouth now you’re on your own you should be but we can take you don’t care why don’t you care you should be frightened you’re young and now you’re free the world is your oyster we have no clue what that means but let us paint a picture of your future you’re gonna eat a lot of hot pockets and you’re thinking that sounds great we’ll get back to us in six months when you have 378 as soon as you move out you know what your parents are gonna do they’re gonna turn your bedroom into an exercise room that they never use and you won’t use lockers in college and this might be a total bummer books either you’ll actually have to say have a great summer do you feel a gentle breeze it’s the category 5 hurricane of adulthood about to hit you upside the head with a tree now you’re on your don’t screw this you’re on your good luck you’re gonna need it as some kind of makes me want to cry a little bit yeah I was crying make sure you download it on iTunes and there is a hidden annotation at least one gives you some behind-the-scenes look at the one take of what we did so make sure that you click around when we release that on our main channel and what else yes share it with the Graduate in your life thanks for sharing that video no I don’t know what your graduates are doing with your summer the last summer before your life changes forever but we’ve got something for you to do and we’re really for anybody they don’t have to be a graduate they can just be like a human yeah well they have to listen for all humans well know it’s for all humans that live in this particular area of the eastern United States but not just graduates yeah cicadas the cicadas are coming it’s all over the news by the billions they’re beginning to emerge in North Carolina Virginia and then as the soil temperature increases they’re going to be coming out all the way all up the new you’re okay pause just one second for those of you who don’t know what a cicada is it’s the what is this a gator it’s like a locust or an insect oh no no it’s like a it looks like a very large flock a huge horse flood but they’ve been underground eating roots for 17 years and now right now they become teenagers in fact you know what this is I just thought about this for 17 years almost the same amount of time that the high school people have been in high school I we did it on purpose what are the chance they’re graduating from living underground but it’s 17 not at 18 it would be awesome if it was 18 but at 7 just say it’s 18 they’re been underground for 18 years just like you graduates and now they’re coming out and what we want you to do is eat them what we’re laying down the gauntlet right now we’re throwing it down I’m laying it down I’m throwing it down we’re issuing the cicada challenge and here’s what we’re sliding it across the table we’re suggesting all it just hey just take a look at it seriously we want there’s all kinds of recipes about how to cook these things when to take advantage of the cicada there’s billions of them you need to eat them and you need to make a video of yourself eating them and here’s here’s what we’re going to do we’re calling it the cicada challenge yeah we’re calling it the skater challenge and we’re going to pick the best cicada video maybe the couple of best cicada videos or something we have a couple of awesome ones and we’re going to send you a mythical show prize pack with a signed poster we got a mythical show poster this being made we got a t-shirt maybe something else I don’t know it’s going to be awesome you should do it but we’ve linked to recipes in the description you can boil these things you can boil them you can grill them you can eat them raw they have a buttery texture wet and a nutty flavor have you ever eaten one no but I’ll just read about it how does a bug heaven have a buttery texture I don’t know but I’m hoping someone will find out instead of you well I’m on the west coast oh yeah yes we you know you could mail us one if you want to you can mail some dead ones but it probably won’t be safe for us to eat them at that point freeze drivers yeah I think it would be fun to get these videos from you again consider it a community building exercise for those of you who also want to upload it to the rhettandlink community you can share and you know trade trade stories over eating cicadas make sure that you eat these things right after they molt you want them to get out of that outer shell that’s a crispy shell you don’t want to eat that you want to eat the raw like soft like a soft-shell crab cicada that’s getting ready to fly away before he flies away take him boil him grill him and eat him they’ll be sure this is a good idea I know it’s a good idea it is the best idea we’ve had today let me rephrase that this is safe speaking of good ideas we decided to call Craigslist back home just for the heck of it and what comes that’s good it’s a good idea okay this guy says he’s taking fill dirt at a dump site it’s free so he’s got a hole we can dump dirt into it if we want to get rid of dirt so hubby clean fill but small rocks okay well thank you I’ll speak to Walter about a Craigslist ad yes Walter hey Walter this is Wayne I’m calling about your Craig’s they said about field dirt dump site you have a minute yes I do okay I got you on speaker here this is just want to wheel in my this other Wayne the two of us have definitely got dirt I got a buttload of it let me tell you baby this is land that we’ve had a dispute with another family the MacLaine’s over a long-standing period of time where the wires were crossed at some point I’m how uncle Ron decided to plant pumpkins only year they were supposed to plant corn you can see where this is going right absolutely crazy they got some woman in their family that apparently has been to New Orleans at some point or another and got somehow involved with some voodoo kind of yeah Cajun and she comes back she did some kind of wicked mama curse on the land Oh curse I don’t think it’s anything to refer you to worry about huh and I didn’t even think we should tell you about it but Wayne said we got to tell him about the curse and I said the curse is hogwash yes or no did the pumpkins grow the best no didn’t grow them but it’s a different thing did the pumpkins grow yes or no we got 35 truckloads of good dirt now I just have some animal bones in there like some sort of sacrifices have been done on the land or some kind thanks do you care about the history of the dirt or do you just want the dirt I just want full dirt are you finally feeling like there’s three of them are you fine with a having bones in there not like human bones well I’m not going to tell you right now that MacLaine’s have put human bones in there but not only Ollie didn’t this isn’t dirt from a graveyard no I think maybe there’s an Indian burial ground back in the day or something like that but you know I think about mine is it’ll be real good dirt for you it’s dark dirt if you’re a little grow grass you know cover up those by real quick bones and well depending on if a big rain comes more bones come up you might get like a femur that sticks up out of the yard or something but then you could you know put a wreath on it or something here’s the dirt now I’m going to need you to sign a document that says you’re fine you know there’s bones in it you know it won’t grow pumpkins probably won’t go grass has voodoo type stuff all throughout it imma need you to sign it so you I’m just saying something that you I don’t care if there’s bones in the dirt or voodoo wall grow pumpkins who is that how is that a woman talking peaceful slow words I think we’re all done them can I speak to her we’d like to speak to her if that’s what it takes for us to get in there sometimes it takes a woman’s touch for these kinds of things if you want to dump in a man’s yard sometimes you got to talk to his wife we understand that put her on the phone please okay okay hi I’m Alexis from Northern Kentucky you’re watching the mythical show there’s a lot of debate about whether or not you can taste colors you know I’m talking about like you got mmm they come in different colors some people say oh I could totally taste the red the red tastes different than the green yes and but then people were like no it’s all the same they’re just it’s just food coloring in dollars have taste that you hear tongue can’t taste the difference okay so that what we’ve done is we devised a test to prove once and for all that you can taste color and that certain color foods even if they’re the same food but they come in different colors taste differently or it’s your if you can’t we might prove that you can’t taste difference no no we’re going to prove that you can all right yep let’s give each other well come to the color taste test we’re going to be guided through breakfast lunch dinner dessert I think with different items placed in front of us you can go ahead and put the first item out here and then what we’re going to do is we’re going to taste them and then Jason is going to tell us to put our hand over one of the colors the loser has to wear this blindfold for the rest of the day to tell you that the year forever no for rest of the day let’s get started with the first items in here your first item is red and green grapes now we’re reaching for the same no I’m not trying to hold your hand I’m just trying to find the grapes are they right here brilliant I’m tasting them okay oh yeah I know what color that is tasting wine in front of me okay this is easy place your hand over the red grapes oh is that your hand or is that great you’re both correct congratulations buddy very delicious buddy your next item is blue and yellow fruit loops okay I know tastes like a fruit loop these taste absolutely no different no no no nose a very very big difference place your hand over the blue fruit loops Oh link is correct well I gotta come back now your next item is white and yellow cheddar Oh front of you big fan of white cheddar cheese popcorn I can definitely taste the whiteness in one of them place your hand over the white cheddar you’re both correct boom hold on my hand I do oh sorry green and purple asparagus asparagus just like my favorite what this one over here is a bigger and bigger there’s a difference place your hand over the green asparagus oh yeah you’re both correct boom I can tell you that I can see colors but I taste it right to taste colors is the corrector red and green bell peppers ohto laser red and green bell peppers oh I’m good at this I know which one is which place your hand over the green bell pepper red is correct ah dude yes you’re the red ones are sweeter man cuz I’ve been out in the Sun longer blue and white form tortilla chips okay mm-hmm yep texture oh I’m confused place your hand over the white corn tortilla chips link is correct how do you know boy they paste I mean just taste the whiteness dude taste the white come on we should be a rap group and that should be the name of our first LP red and yellow tomatoes oh I hate Tomatoes man I pass I loved about I cannot gosh man let me bite the freaking tomato I think you have another one you have a hug your own oh crap you have you been place your hand over the red tomato Rhett is correct yeah I’m painted yellow what is this glasses your glasses on the table don’t eat them let’s fight I’m wearing okay that’s it I think it’ll enhance me purple and white potatoes I like potatoes okay purple purple potatoes what that’s a beet no difference I’m gonna be honest No one of them one of them is very different I don’t know which one is it I mean the purple one or the white would place your hand over the white potato you’re both correct yes you didn’t cheat man not that you couldn’t find the plate your next item is orange or green M&Ms oh there’s a clear difference don’t like M&Ms either I don’t make a habit of eating how could you not like him in it because it’s like not liking the sunshine place your hand over the green M&Ms you’re both incorrect ah I was totally guessing they taste exactly the same there’s no difference there is no difference you’re all good your next item goodness hahaha on red or blue velvet cake you both have to taste each other’s cakes so here you feed me my off you yours this is not our wedding what have you done to it I’m gonna go dude I haven’t done anything to it it’s right in front your face approximately just just put it in your mouth put mine in my mouth at the same time I don’t have a big piece it’s the whole thing good you’re holding I’m gonna shove it in your face I would never do them differently mushiya where’s yours place your hand over the blue velvet cake Rhett is correct oh yeah dude it was so blue I could I had no clue and so we now go to the bonus round of five points it is orange or purple playdoh oh come on people I love laid out isn’t this toxic this is what I eat for lunch every day in kindergarten I’m not funneling my goodness Wow it’s salty get your he’s got a perfume kind of a aftertaste what is this a dinosaur it’s a dinosaur place your hand over the orange playdoh Rhett is correct you just can’t taste like me this has been the color taste test of which I am the winner okay now we’re going to move on to our latest local commercial so in our next one we dove into the gritty world of bail bondsman with hairy Kassabian now I pretty much thought I understood what a bail bondsman did you got to pay money to the court to get bailed out but you don’t have that money so this guy goes and gets the money for you and they put dating guarantee deposits the money he guarantees that you show up for court if you don’t show up for court then the court gets to keep the money that they deposited and that’s why the bells bells bondman turns into a bounty hunter right get you back in so that he can get the money it’s really gritty underworld and we got to the bottom of it and our latest commercial for the people’s Bail Bonds have you ever been arrested or thinking about doing something that might get you arrested then listen up I’m Harry Kassabian the guy that gets you out I got jammed up in a white-collar Ponzi scheme first guy I called was Harry Kassabian you got caught with something hidden under your car seat and it’s not yours and you have no idea how it got there I don’t want to stay in jail so I made a phone call to Harry and uh I don’t sit in for five hours Sarah had me out you want freedom and I can guarantee you need to get back to your life your loved ones and your business I make it so I’m a white guy in the LA County Jail with about 80 Crips and bloods when I walked in I didn’t I didn’t almost peed in the wrong toilet please the customer is always right even if the customer is you you’ve done something in the he’s the man for me Thank You Harry for getting him out Harry Kassabian the guy that gets you out it all started when we planted what was it corn no we planted pumpkin the seeds witness proud and the are you going we going on pumpkins in your yard No enough said do you honestly want to spend two days or two weeks with 20 other perps in a 10-man cell do you honestly want to spend two weeks two days why spend two days two weeks or even two months sitting in there with all these other game pervs why is it so it’s like such an easy statement yeah like I’ve really until he is in your brain now two days or two weeks in a 20-man cell with this tape went to the first spaceship you ready thanks to all of you mythical beasts who took part of the mythical show dance mix okay now our next guest you know them from Tim and Eric awesome show great job hey Eric what are you doing here Tim I’m waiting in line to see winter man no die and from the YouTube comedy collaborative channel – these guys have a reputation for being the masters of awkwardness so we thought we would have an awkward conversation with them in an alley what you guys think about these cicadas um I’m actually going to be going to North Carolina and I noticed that’s where a lot of them are going to be popping their heads right right yeah well that’s gonna be a problem you’re around for sound the sound yes I’m recording an acapella vocal group that records outside so um we got pretty good sound outside if you can tell but with these cicadas we’re gonna be dead dead in the water where you guys from what states Pennsylvania something there are a lot of lightning strikes in Pennsylvania who knows they can’t figure that out they don’t know when lightnings gonna strike and they don’t know where it strikes when it strikes again after it strikes no way to know where that was who knows lightnings did it really happen where’d it did it really touchdown that really affects like is it real myth well have you I mean I never met anybody who’s been struck by it – come to think of it you see a lot of videos in YouTube and stuff but how do you know that’s not a VFX guy you know what I’m saying why it was like the guy with the record who like was struck all those times nine times a good one man Mikey was seems pretty credible as far as I know there’s no way to know what where lightning strikes and how it strike what it is all kind stuff string on any facts that go to the net you know when you go to the net use beam I don’t know what that is I know what it is but I assure you I’ve never used hell no I saw a commercial it’s one of those commercials that has the sort of syntax of humor but no actual jokes or comedy in it it seems like it’s going to be funny right that ultimately isn’t I just like a weird conversation in an alley right where it’s just like that as much as oh my almost probably probably bit boring well and that’s what it is with YouTube videos yeah this is that we this will people be like this was so boring what is Johnny does why did you watch an opportunity normal one of you know so now Tim and Eric and this is what you did you can do a little pop-up head like a Tim in our faces of lightning striking like ah put a music bet on it I definitely add a little music some little beat little tempo and if people sort of engaged yes you can do a start some video game kind of music I can tell a story like I was being chased through the woods mice the cicadas have dome to the dome to cicadas fruit and then proof and then the lightning struck hit by the lightning and their cicadas everywhere they’re all over me and Tim comes and rescues me machine gun can I be in it well listen I have got to go because I’m going to drive my car into a farmers market really many people I can take out where are you gonna go I’m gonna just fall I photograph whatever Tim does in the evening so it’s something you does murder I’ll be now I know there’s some evidence yeah I’ll be shooting I’ll put a read on the youtube.com/ check it out hit the big hits felt like this is good great well make sure you live in check your parking validated okay now it’s time to spend the mega mythical wheel of mythicality why don’t you do the honors link because I have a blindfold on I can still do it I’ll guide you I don’t want you to know I have to guide you I know where it is so here we got one two three all right remember submit your video for the cicada challenge and just love me one person whispers one person yells which one you want how long do it I’ll go to yell oh oh I don’t know if you would have the opportunity to hear what he is saying because he’s whispering and I’m yelling did you know Jessie this is cactus if you listen to him with one side of your brain actually one ear listen to me with the other side of your brain and your other ear and that’ll be you’ll be able to do what just happened you know there’s to meet a network and your only regret was that incident with the Steve bomb sound sound of reality about 17 October now your honor