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So you’re the arbiter of the unhinged moments. of what’s actually truly unhinged. I don’t think any of these are actually unhinged. Well, you don’t know where they are. Right. Let’s see the first moment. Starting with our fifth most unhinged moment of the year, Link did a classic Link move and was unable to guess the final word in the smelling bee. Because now the first one, I feel like, what’s that thing in sausage? It’s like fennel. Oh. Okay. This is fennel. That starts with an F. I’m gonna remember that. Yep. Oh, ah, we’re back in, well, I thought it was oceanic, but not just, like, raw dog, it’s not a gay fish, I know that. That must have been a throwback. And I didn’t have the eye. You’ve got all these ocean smells. You literally said fish though. And for my final smell I think you’ll get this one. That burns, homie! Cause, cause I only had. I really think you’ll get this one. And if you got this one, I feel like you’ll get the whole thing. Like, I really feel like this is the, this is the key. I know, what is it? What is that? I don’t feel like I can help you, because that one, I think you’ll figure it out. You figure it out, it’s over. Oh, man, that is, it’s like a smelling sauce. What has, it, what is so pungent? It’s hard when you don’t see it, y’all. I’m just telling you. It seems so easy from our angle. It’s like nose wasabi. Wasabi. It smells like the restroom of a department store. Oh. Okay. Ross? Dress for Less. We’re in the cleaner zone. The Ross restroom? I’m gonna say, uh, uh, are brand names at play here? Uh, not in this case. Go back to the third one. It’s fish! No, you were talking about it in a way that led us to believe that you were going in the right direction. Okay, okay, so it’s fish plus. We were like, he’s got this. What’s Fish Plus? My favorite department store. I would call that. Where I get all my clean rubbers. It’s the seaweed. Throwback? Sushi. You’ve already given a guess. You said this word and then you didn’t. You can use your power of intuition. I said the word. Oh, come on. He said the total word five times. He’s gonna get it if you tell him that. Fish, fish, fish. Ah! I said it in this round. He’s gonna get it! Don’t let him get it! I need to get a letter, dude! If you hold guesses now, I’ll let you come here and I’ll give you the origin of the word. What is, what is Henry? You look like such a wreck. Sidney? No. No. That’s what makes it hard. Hold on, but now you well, hold on. Combine that with what you I got an F. It starts with F. F, what’s something you could pour on me that starts with an F? Fart? Liquid fart? It’s that Def Leppard song. Pour some fart on me. Is it fern? Oh, look. Pouring ferns on him. Burn. Flip, flip, flap, flap, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, fleece, flea, flap, fling, fling, fling, flap, flap. This is, feels like cheating. Flip, flip, flap. It’s not cheating. It’s thinking. Feet. Feet. F E E T, feet! That’s not it. It’s fish. Show them what it is, guys. F I S T, fist. F I S T. H is not T. We’re not gonna fist you, we’re gonna, we’re gonna fish you, man. No, no, no, no. Ugh. F I S T. Ugh. Oh! Oh, that’s hard to watch. Unhinged! Unhinged! Oh, my gosh. So unhinged. Only thing I remember about that is that was the start of my weekend. Oh, man. Man, you said fish at least ten times. Yeah, but I was thinking about seaweed. I wasn’t thinking about the whole thing. You said sea, that was what I was saying. You said seaweed. Seaweed. My guess is sushi. Yeah. Yeah. Well, all I can say to y’all is that, uh, you know what, Stevie, next time, you try it. I was the one trying to help you! She did. She tried so hard. I was trying really hard. You thought you were helping me, but clearly you didn’t. Help is something in the eye of the receiver, you know? Yeah, and you know what? And we have helped you. I think this is a good time for you to say thank you to us. Uh, for, if you go way back, Are you talking to Stevie right now? No, I’m talking to you. Nine months ago, or approximately 40 weeks ago. Oh, me? You’re talking to me? I’m talking to you. You’re talking to you. Um, we told you to not have sex. Remember that? Remember celibacy week? Not to make a baby. And, uh, now, you are reaping the benefit of that. Yep. All that hard work that you didn’t do, It’s paying off. Cause you don’t have to give birth right now. You’re getting off scot free. No children that have to celebrate their special day with Jesus special day or Hanukkah’s special days. Definitely not Jesus on that one though. Right. I said or. Or your Kwanzaa special days. Any of the special days. So you’re welcome. You’re welcome for not having that child. And when you do eventually have a child, I’m gonna, and they’re watching, I’m gonna say you’re welcome to you. That your birthday is not now. But later. Mm hmm. All right, let’s see the next unhinged moment! Coming in at number four, when Rhett and Link test products, they don’t hold back, and that’s evident in this chaotic montage of cheap versus expensive products. Oh, should we? Oh, we got a montage. Should we treat it as if we are one big man? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Is it gonna break? I remember the one big man one big man. One big man. One big man. One big man who jumps. Okay, now let’s, should we go to the other one? We are, we are one big man who jumps. Oh ho! One big man. One big man. One very big man. One big man. One very big man who jumps. That’s a catchy song. Who jumps. Who jumps. One big man, one very big man who jumps. Who jumps. One big man. I wanted to keep going. Whoa, what happened to the skirt? What happened to the skirt? Did the big man screwed it up? We’re gonna play and we’re gonna have fun with this ice cream ball. Just shut up for a second. Gosh, you’re so annoying. I can’t believe that you’ve you spent $45 on a gift for me. Okay, let’s play. Come on, catch it. Oh, no. It’s hard. Be ready! It’s hard. Yep. Oh, is this the, oh. This is the father moment. Hey, son, act like you want to catch it, okay? If somebody sees you catch it like you’re afraid of it, you’re gonna get bullied by someone other than me. Why is it such a hard ball? I still think it’s funny. I still think it’s funny, too. I’m sorry. Throw it back to me! Watch this. I look like I want it. Throw it to me. Sorry, dad. Where are my hands? Where are my hands? Do you see my hands on the floor? Am I going like this? Do I look like an idiot? Or do I look like a dad wanting to catch just a ball from his son? They’re on the end of your arms, dad. Okay. Hey, Stan, triple thread. Give me the triple thread. Okay. Act like you want it as it’s coming to you. Okay, don’t make that noise! I’m comfortable with it. Oh, look, I grew up. Well, you know what? We could probably save money if we share. I grew up and became Superman. Uh, uh, uh. Watch your knees. Oh. Look at that. Ow! This episode was a testimony to the power of contouring. Uh. Uh. Ow! Ow! Ow! Yeah, yeah. Push it. Smush it. Smush it? Yeah. This is breaking my shoulder. Push it, Chase. Come on. No, don’t sit on mine. There you go. And now Chase. Ooh, it does smell weird in here. It’s those cheap costumes. I don’t think, uh, this is, this isn’t as light as I was hoping it would be. It’s real life. You know, we could save even more money if we shared the, uh, cheaper gas. We’re live, let us out! I’m allergic to watching myself in a coffin. Okay, bless you. I can’t tell us apart from Superman, or each other. I just think it’s weird. I think it’s one. It’s one. You got some weird lumps in your suit. Yeah, it’s called a microphone. Hold on, hold on. Why did I do this? Oh! Thank you for going back to back. Okay. Yeah. Maybe side by side? Yeah, yeah. Side by side! I’m gonna cover up my crotch. Yeah, put the top on. There we go. There you go, Chase. Now sit on it, Chase. Well, um, it seems like this is the cheaper one. So, I think that’s what we’re saying. Okay. What was happening with the lights? What happened to our lights, buddy? They’re flickering. Oh, it was Halloween. That wasn’t R2 Fody? Okay. Alright. Is he still around, though? So that was a montage. That was multiple moments for the price of one. Wow. Every time, but the stilts didn’t make it. I remember the stilts were pretty unhinged, too. That was another product. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’ve been so unhinged this year. It turns out the people were right. But we haven’t gotten injured. Like, are there any lasting injuries? I don’t think so. I know that I cut my hand a few times. But it healed right up. Yep. I got another wound right there. I don’t know what that’s from. My lifestyle, you know? My lifestyle nicks my hands a little bit. Um, yes, I don’t remember getting injured. I’m not feeling anything. I recovered from the slight weight of Chase on my shoulders in that coffin. 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It’s gonna be way worse than that. He’s purty around your neck. You can’t even tell he’s gonna do it, like how thick he looks. That’s the only time since Craig’s been on the show. Yeah, I forgot about him. You didn’t want to choose him. I forgot about him. He’s beautiful though, isn’t he? He gets so relaxed. From a distance. It depends on. He shedded recently. He shedded? Yeah. I think it was about to start. How do you know? Because I saw his, his whole shed. Oh, there it is. Oh, new shed. I’m feeling it right now. Got rid of that old shed. Oh. Nope. Nope. You’re feeling it now. Where? Where is it? Right here? Oh! Oh, no! God! Why is this on the internet? It happens. Ew! So much. His tail. He pissed and [bleep] on me. That is unhinged. Look at him, just sitting there. Like nothing happened. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. Can someone help him, please? Okay, I think we can, uh, oh, oh, all the way to the crotch. Ew, ew! What was like a white plug that just released and then. Right out the cloaca. Oh, my gosh. Okay, I’ll clean myself. Pfft. Mm. Ah. That’s snake [bleep]. Do you want us to get you a new shirt? No. Why would I want that? I still have that shirt. Boy, it doesn’t smell great. I washed it. Can you believe that? Did you launder it or? No, no. It’s how I remember Craig. You dry cleaned it? I remember Craig. You didn’t, you didn’t wash it. Did you dry clean it or wash it? Uh, I washed it hard on hot. Oh, God. I, and you, have you worn that shirt since then? No, but I, it is clean, but I, You haven’t worn it again. It’s all subconscious, too, because I kind of forgot that was the shirt that I had on. Oh, no. Now you’re not gonna wear it. But if it’s clean, wear it. Rest in peace. Or should I say, piss, uh, Craig. That was his final act with you. Uh, yeah, he really went, he made an impression, a big impression, you know? He always showed up. That’s the thing about Craig. He always showed up. I don’t know what you mean by that. Especially at the end. When they picked him up and put him on camera, he showed up on camera. He always knew how to take advantage of a moment. There’s specific times in my memory where I have physically like gagged back here watching something take place. And that’s one of them. And I can remember all of the other ones from the past decade plus. It’s a little unhinged, isn’t it, Stevie? A little unhinged. I mean, reptilian fecal matter is one of the worst things. The way the cadence of the release was also just It just, it really took it too far, you know? Uh, yeah. Okay, let’s see if we can cleanse ourselves. Uh, yucky, yucky, yucky. We’re gonna cleanse ourselves. Next one. Our number two moment was out of this world when Rhett and Link tried to perfectly cut an alien in half. Yeah, I wanna watch this. Now, there is one I can’t! Whoa, he’s alive! There is one axis by which a human or extraterrestrial body can be divided into two perfect halves. And that is crotch to head. Lift. Go, go, bring your hands that way. We’re trying really hard. We’re concentrating. Oh, yeah. We did great. We’re good at this. Ooh, that’s Sorry, Emanuel. Choke, choke, choke up on it. You caught him, Emanuel. Really get the choke, let me. Sorry, I got a nice split. I got a nice foot. You gagging at this, Stevie? That’s the shot we’re looking for. Okay, can you put the legs can you do this for me? I’m really proud of this moment. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That was what I was gonna ask you to do. You got a good shot of that? You got a pretty good shot of Link’s face. Yeah, they have mercy Gotta get in the sun more? Okay, you’re too far from me. I mean, the wild thing is that the U.S government has been doing this for years. Oh, for years. And they’re hiding it all. You’re going too much into this area. They’re not hiding it as much anymore. Man. All right, come on. Come on. Skewer it. Skewer it! Dammit! Dammit! Skewer it! Dammit! Skewer it! It’s an alien! It’s not alive! Okay, I’m pushing down, now you just rip. Rip it. We’re still doing great. That’s the thing that I’m noticing, how great we are at this. How great we continue to do. Now he’s like an octopus. Lucas, can you help us? Yes. What are y’all doing? We just found this guy. There you go. So go deep into the head. Watch out. Watch your hand. I’m going deep. Emanuel needs to sharpen these, uh, these shears. It’s Emanuel. Oh, oh. Oh, I hit a rod. Oh, it’s smoking. It’s smoking. Oh, look, I hit Ew. Oh. Oh. What? There’s a piece of wood inside his head. That explains a lot. You decided to cut through it? I wanted to cut right through the middle of it. Oh, there’s also metal in it. I wanted to be happy. This is splendid. This is, this is wholesome content. I’d watch this. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. How smart are you now? Where’s that wood? You really wanted to get through that wood. Yeah, we had a saw. There it is. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Okay, keep it even. Keep the foam distribution even. Oh, oh, nice. Oh. Well, you can’t break the crutch truck. We wanted this to work so bad. Yeah. Throw that over there. Ah! How did that even How is that mathematically possible? I tried to distribute it evenly. It’s not. Yeah! Oh. Yeah! Yeah, if you keep moving something, it’s not gonna You’re gonna have to cut something else in half. I love the anticipated victory chime. Yeah! Thank you for voting for that because I wanted to watch that back. But haven’t gotten around to it. The crazy thing is that the entire episode was unhinged. And I was allowed to do a little bonus clip for this one. So we can see that. Out of the three of us, there’s one of us that’s an expert when it comes to scissors. And it’s not you two. Hey, when we go to bed at night, we know we’re half geniuses. I think I’m becoming bi. Okay. There was, which comes as a surprise, to. There was so much in that clip. There was so much in that clip, starting with Stevie and scissors and then Link being bi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that was unhinged. But apparently, it gets more unhinged than that. What? Let’s see. What? And finally, the number one spot is awarded to the illustrious sport of hobby horsing and Rhett and Link’s unconventional choices of trusty steeds. We actually have some ideas for how we can take hobby horsing up a couple of notches that we would like you to take into consideration before determining a winner, okay? Um, interesting. We have some, uh, help that we need for our demonstration. Chase. Hello. Look at that pink belly. Hey, baby. How you doing? I’m talking to you, Chase. Hey, baby. How you doing? Okay. So, I will be demonstrating kanabi horsing, which is when you hobby horse with your canine companion. And I will be demonstrating chobby horsing with my canine companion. Equine Companion Chase. All right, assume the position. Oh, gosh. Barbara is, you’re really getting her on there. She’s on there. She rode the horse. You’ve never seen it. You were riding Chase. Look at her. She’s so happy. Oh, my God. Look at her. She’s bouncing up and down. She loves it. He loves it, too. Yep. I’m just trying. Look at her. Look at my girl go! Don’t worry, Chase. Hey, look at my girl go! Ha! Give them another neigh! Neigh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Barbara is super with it. She’s loving it. Now you do it on your own. Do it on your own, Barbara. Do it on your own. There she goes. Yep. She gone. He gone. Yep. She’d never seen nothing like that before. Uh uh. They don’t do that in Finland. She went back to Finland and she told all of her freinds. Not to watch that. Not to watch that. But please do not watch my appearance on Good Mythical Morning. The thing is that Barbara’s face is It just never changes expression. It doesn’t, and she always looks mildly annoyed. It’s really ever since Sean showed up. She’s like, this is what I gotta deal with? I’d like to take, um, issue with the photo of us with the, um, hobby horses that was posted on our social because there was something about my crotch in that, that looked a little, um, a little alert. I think it was the way you were standing. But I will have you know that I was wearing a cup. I just don’t want you, I mean, I think people were thinking that they were seeing something that. You don’t want people to think that you’re that into hobby horsing. Right. I wasn’t that into hobby horsing. Alright. I was wearing a smoothing cup and like, I, I mean, I tried so many things to just, you know, just to tame it. And then still got all the comments. Still backfired. Still backfired. Or front fired. Is really what happened. Okay. So that was it. Dry your tears of, of, of laughter. Blow your nose after. You know what? Cause you don’t want to do it in the other order. You can join us, It gets snot in your eyes. Again on Wednesday. We’ve got all kinds of content over the holidays for you, so you join us on Wednesday. We’re gonna have a brand new marathon. Yes. Okay? I don’t wanna really spoil it, but, you know, it wouldn’t hurt if you brought your darts. Or just knew that it was gonna be an international. Okay, yes. Marathon part two. No overlap with the previous one. All right. Did I tease it well enough? Yup. Stevie, do you have anything to add about maybe using scissors? I’m good. See ya. Need a last minute gift? Get 10 percent off all annual gift subscription plans at mythicalsociety. com.