Do y’all remember “whoever smelt it”? That is funny that we were so committed to that idea, that we would send it out to potential guests to be like, “Hey–” “This…” Yeah. Make sure you have a story about an embarrassing time that you ripped . Welcome everyone to Trevor Talks Too Much, the show where I talk, and I cry, and I laugh, and I fly, high on the wings of Love. Shout out to you, Jeffrey Osborne. I’m your host, Trevor Evarts, master baker, mythical soft boy, presidential candidate in 2024 for the People’s Exemplary Nation Independent Socialist Party, AKA the PENIS Party. Get out there and vote in 2024 for me, I will make the nation cool. The PENIS Party, vote 2024. Woo! Today… It’s gonna be an episode, today. It’s gonna be an episode. It’s gonna be a little bit bittersweet. We’re gonna do a little reminiscing, a little looking back, because this will be the final episode of Trevor Talks Too Much. The final one. Jamie, let out your tears now. I’m very sad. I’m gonna be crying by the end of this, I’m telling you. You’re so sad that you never have to see me again. Oh my God, how sad are you? I am! I’m telling you! I’m like my… I’m like… I’m literally gonna come bugging you so much, you’re gonna be like, ” , “I thought I got rid of her. No, Jamie and I are still gonna hang out and be friends. But yeah, this is… This is the last episode. There’s… I don’t know how to do this. This is hard. This is hard for me to talk about. This is hard… I don’t really know what to say. I kind of have a bunch of thoughts up in my head, so I’m just gonna word vomit until I feel like I’ve said it all enough. But yeah, I know that I’ve talked a lot on the show about… I don’t need this, actually, till later maybe. You just chuck it. Yeah, just throw it. Yeah, I mean, this show is… It’s meant a lot to me. It’s been really amazing to do. It’s been an experience that I haven’t had before. It’s been really fun. I’ve made a lot of really cool friends from it. And I’ve learned a lot. But as you know, I’ve talked a little bit about my mental health on the show before and it’s been a tough last few months. I’ve been going through a lot. I’m making steps in the right direction, I believe, but it’s been hard and this is one of those things that I just felt like I needed to take a break from, an indefinite break. And yeah, I needed to just have a little bit more time in the day to focus on myself. I’m still gonna be around. Just so we’re clear, this isn’t me quitting or anything. I’m gonna be around on Mythical Kitchen, I’m gonna be around on GMM, and stuff like that. But yeah, this is one of those things that, while I really love doing it, it is a… It was an extra thing on my plate, and I… Yeah, I just felt like I wanted to have a little break. So that is the… Most of the reason why. But really, this show has been a lot of fun, and it really has been one of my favorite things to do. Not just because I’ve been able to hang out with Jamie all the time, who I love and appreciate so much. I know that Jamie and I butt heads a lot but genuinely, Jamie is one of the sweetest people that I’ve ever met. And she’s still gonna be working here. She’s actually taking over Ear Biscuits, so she’s getting a huge upgrade from me. No, it’s not gonna,… It’s… It’s gonna be different. Yeah, it’s gonna be different, but it’ll be good. Yeah, it’ll be good. Yeah, she’s gonna get to hang out with Rhett and Link and become Rhett and Link’s best friend instead of my best friend, so that’s cool. No, I’m gonna like come by your office. I’m gonna be like, “So today, “me, Rhett, and Link, “we talked–” Yeah! She’s like, “You won’t believe the time “that Rhett, Link, and I just had. “Oh my God, it was so fun!” No! So Jamie’s gonna be around. She’s not gone. But yeah, I mean when I first started doing this show, and Rhett and Link first asked me to do it, it was something that I had no clue how it was gonna go. I didn’t know what to expect, I’d never hosted a podcast before, I don’t have a co-host. I have Jamie, who’s amazing, but she’s not a co-host. I was just gonna be bringing on a new person every week. And so, I learned a ton just about what it means to be entertaining and carry a show. And it’s been a really amazing experience. But again, I didn’t have a lot of expectations. I didn’t go in thinking that it was gonna be the greatest podcast of all time, even though it is the greatest podcast of all time. And I honestly didn’t know what to expect. I… Very early on, I did my best to not look at any numbers ’cause I knew that numbers would just stress me out and make me feel bad. And I’ve learned that in all things that you attach a number to, there’s always gonna be a bigger number. Yeah, the numbers… That’s the thing, they keep going. Yeah, they keep on going, all the way to infinity, I think. And beyond. And beyond! Buzz Lightyear, aye! But yeah, I mean, there’s eight billion people in the world, so until… I think we just passed that recently, we just passed 8 billion on Planet Earth. Yeah, there’s too many. Too many people. That… So, realistically, until I had eight billion listeners, there was never a point when there wouldn’t be another number to reach or another milestone to hit. So early on, I really just was like, “I’m not gonna focus on the numbers. “I just wanna focus on doing something “that I’m proud of, “that Jamie’s proud of, “and that… “I don’t know, can help one person.” I know, for me, growing up, and not even just growing up, to this day, I have those people, those content creators, those YouTubers, those streamers that when I’m in a bad place or I’m feeling down, they’re the people that I watch and it’s a distraction. And it’s this temporary getaway from the things that I’m feeling or the things that I don’t want to think about in that moment, and I’ve had those people forever, ever since I first started watching YouTube. And I guess, for me, throughout the whole show, I was just hoping that I could be that for at least one person, that I could be someone, that this show could be something, that someone out there who is going through something, whatever it may be, that I could help them, that I could be that person for someone. That someone’s day could just be a little bit better because of something that I said or did, or this stupid silly little show where I get on here and I make terrible jokes for 45 minutes straight, and Jamie has to sit and listen through all of them. I liked it. I enjoy… It’s the best part of coming to the office for me ’cause I don’t technically have to be here unless I’m recording, and that made me excited. I’m like, “This is why… “And this is why I do what I do.” I love seeing someone who’s passionate like you, who… And trust me, Trevor, I’ve worked with a bunch of different hosts, and a lot of them just never get there, they never get it, and you just got it. It clicked with you right away. And just to see you adapt and grow throughout the show and the process, I have been nothing but proud of you throughout this entire process. And I mean that. Thank you. That means a lot coming from you ’cause you’re a professional and I’m not. But you’re right. I’m the greatest there ever was. But no, seriously, I mean, I know when we first kind of did an episode where I was by myself and I talked about my mental health, and it is something that, to be clear, I’m still struggling with to this day, I’ve already mentioned it. But I talked about it for a little bit and I didn’t even go that in-depth or anything, but I got so many messages from people, and I read every single one, and there were a lot of people out there that said that it… They felt the same things, or they experienced some of the same things, and that it comforted them to know that someone else that they watch or listen to is going through that stuff too, and that meant the world to me. ‘Cause… I don’t know, I’ve gone through a lot, mental health-wise, and throughout the whole process, I have kind of realized that you never know what someone’s going through and you never know what’s happening behind the scenes in someone’s life, no matter how much they might be smiling or seem happy, or… You never know what’s going on, and so I’ve always just wanted to be someone that can make people smile, make people laugh, just be a positive influence, a positive person, because there’s way too many terribly mean people that all they do is just spread dissent and hatred, and I hate that. And so, that’s what the show was to me. It was my chance to bring some silly energy to the world through the form of podcast and YouTube videos where I sit in this chair, and I have this microphone in front of me, and I just talk about whatever. And yeah. And ever since the beginning, I thought if I could just do that for one person, then, to me, the show is a success. If I could just be that to one person, even if it’s just for one day, for one day, if I could make someone’s life just a hair better or make someone feel a little less bad for 45 minutes to an hour, then I’d be happy. Because I know that there have been so many times in my life that I’ve needed that, and I just feel really blessed that I’ve been able to do that over the last year. So from… I thought I’d be able to get through it. No, you’re gonna make me cry, . I thought I’d be able to get through it. From the bottom of my heart, to everyone that has listened to the show, thank you. Oh, Trevor. Now, this is like… Now, we can’t even do the rest of the show. I’m strong. This has been such a fun show to be on, like a chaotic good, you know what I mean? Not a chaotic evil. I like the Dungeons and Dragons reference, thank you. Yeah. It really has been. And as I’ve worked on very different shows, I’ve worked with very different people and, from the bottom of my heart, literally, working with you, hang… It just felt like fun, it was like hanging out. We covered so many different topics, we like… I didn’t really meet the people, you did, I just kind of sat here and watched in the background. But it’s true, it’s like to see you form these connections, to see how many people left here saying, “You made me feel so comfortable. “This is the best podcast that “I’ve ever like been a guest on. “You’re so charismatic.” Those people didn’t have to say that. They literally could have just been like “thanks,” and left, and nothing else. But no, everyone’s like, “Yeah, let’s do this.” You’ve made true friendships through this. I feel like you’ve truly grown as a person from the year that I’ve met you, and it’s been a great… I’ve had a lot of years before this, and this was like… I finally felt like I got back to where I was supposed to be, because of this show. So I am very sad that we are not gonna have this time together, and so I will become your third not-professional mental health person, but we will still have to book in time every week to discuss just our crazy selves, and lives, and… You know? Thank you, Jamie. Thank you for taking over there while I got myself together too. That meant a lot. No, you’re great. That’s what I’m here for. I’m here to swoop on in. But yes, to finish the sentence that I couldn’t finish while I was crying; Thank you to everyone that has listened and sent me a message about how much they like the show or how it’s helped them, helped you. It really does mean the world and it makes me very happy to see that. And it it makes my day every time I see a message like that. So you’ve done as much for me as I have done for any of you just by watching and supporting and listening, so thank you a lot. I am not gonna cry again. Now, that I’ve gotten this sappy part out of the way, let’s get to the funny! Jamie wrote down a just… Normally, we have guests, or I do an episode by myself, and Jamie will write down facts, or talking points, or things. Jamie just listed all of the unhinged things that I’ve said. Because it’s fun. Literally, just bullet points. So… Well, the thing that I thought, that I really liked about this show as well, is that from the get-go, you were like, “I don’t want to say “the same exact intro every time.” And I love that because it’s like… It’s pretty much the same, except you change that one line. And so, every day, I’m like, “I wonder what he’s gonna say today.” Yeah. Well, shockingly, I don’t ke… I don’t remember anything. I have a terrible memory. And so, every week, I would come in and I’d just think of something, and be like, “Well, I hope I haven’t said this before.” And shockingly, through every single episode, I never repeated anything. I would hit like a similar one. I think I talked about Diet Coke a couple times, shockingly talked about He-Man a couple times, but I did it. I came up with… How many episodes have we done? 43? Mm hmm. 43 different individual things, most of them lies. I hate to break it to you everyone… I hate to break it to you, I am not a two-time Oscar winning director. That was made up. I know that’s shocking. I know, ’cause I have the chops for it, right? You look at me and you see a guy… “That’s a guy that can direct “the hell out of a movie,” but I haven’t. I’ve never produced a movie, I’ve never directed a movie. I’ve watched a couple that are pretty good, that I like, and I look at a movie, and I think I could do that. Everyone’s mouth, listening, is agape right now that that was a lie. It was funny because after that, when you were like, “Don’t fact check me,” hopefully no one did, but you just fact checked yourself. Yeah, well, I figured I needed to come clean, right? This is the last episode. What else have I lied about? Are you truly the holder of a personal record of a six foot eight high jump? Yeah, that was real. That’s cool. I did high jump in high school, I’m an athlete. I’m an athlete. Why was that the one? Jamie read the first athletic one and she’s like, “Was that real?” Hater. Well, ’cause I’m… I’m trying to see, like– Oh, this one’s a lie; “Mortal enemy of Shayne Robert Topp.” Shayne and I, I hate to break it to everyone, we’re actually friends. Behind the scenes, Shayne and I, we’re buddies, we talk, we text, we go out for Shabu Shabu occasionally. So I’m sorry everyone. I was the captain of my high school basketball team. “Achiever of 1,913 total level “on old school Runescape,” that’s gone up. Ooh! So that’s technically a lie now. I’m like… I’m like 1,980 now. I’m almost 2K total level. Oh damn, that’s gone up. Well, it’s gone up, and also, for context, ’cause I know that you have no idea what that means, it’s the combined sum of all of your skills, the levels of your skills. The max total level in the game is 2,277, and I’m like 1,980. Wow. So I’m less than 200 away from having max stats. That’s really actually really cool. Yeah. No, it’s… You don’t think it is. You hate RuneScape I don’t hate RuneScape. I was… I was told not to let you talk about it every episode. Which I still think is a terrible note. Terrible note. In fact, the actual RuneScape counter episode was… Look.. The RuneScape counter episode wasn’t even the episode where you had Rargh and Link on. It was the episode before that, I think. Can I tell you a funny story? Sigil’s. Yeah. Well, can I tell you a funny story? Yeah. I… ‘Cause Andrew, “Sigil,” still gives me crap for talking about RuneScape. I’m very close with Andrew now, we’re buddies. So I was at DreamHack in Atlanta a few weekends ago, back in… What month is it? It was like in– November? It was early November. Yeah. Yeah. And I was in Atlanta for DreamHack, and I was there with Andrew. And then, he’s on a group called “The Regulars,” which is like he makes content with them. And the other two members are Austin, AKA “Biffle” on YouTube, Austin, I’m also very close with, And then their third member, Nico. It was the first time I’d met Nico, but Nico’s a really cool guy. And then, Andrew and Nico’s manager was there too. So I was hanging out with the four of them and, I gotta say, the amount of times that I brought up RuneScape… And it was unintentionally, I wasn’t doing it as a joke. But the amount of times where we’re just having a normal conversation and I just had a RuneScape anecdote queued up to be like, “Oh, this is how “that relates to RuneScape,” I was actually shocked myself. There was literally a point in time where I was like, “I actually do talk about RuneScape that much. Like, it’s a problem. I am recognizing… The first step to getting better is recognizing that you have a problem, and I have a problem with talking about RuneScape too much. I know it took us 43 episodes to get here, and this is the last one, but I recognize now that I was in the wrong so I’m sorry. Oh, my goodness. We never thought we’d hear the day. I’m gonna put some kind of… Sound. Just like confetti, just . Yeah. I… Which one? Do you remember your Wide Boy sweater? “Certified Wide Boy.” You were super wide one day. Yeah, I don’t remember what sweater I was wearing. It was like a tan, and it had a big black word on it. “Dort College.” Yeah. Yeah, Dort College. That definitely is still my widest sweater. This is a normal sweater size. The other one was like out to here. That’s a wide sweater, but I still like that sweater. I am a certified freak, seven days a week. That is true. I don’t know, “Winner of the Diligence Award “at my kindergarten graduation,” I don’t know. That could be true, it also could be false. I don’t remember it. I definitely made it up but there’s a chance that it’s true. Why were you on the run from Jersey Mike’s on Hollywood Way? “Currently on the run from “the Jersey Mike’s on Hollywood Way”? No, that was a lie. I do order sandwiches from them occasionally, but I don’t think I’ve ever done anything that they’ve chased me for, that they’ve hunted me for. Would’ve been cool. Yeah, that one would’ve been cool. “Saver of horses, rider of cowboys.” I’ve never ridden a cowboy, and I’m sorry. But I’ve also ridden a horse only once, so technically, I am a saver of horses. Don’t ride cowboys though, sorry everyone. “Holder in of way too much pee pee,” that is so true. You do that a lot. I’m always like, “Go to the bathroom!” You’re like, “No, I sat down already.’ Yeah, well once I sit in the chair, then I gotta go. I gotta go do the show, not go pee. I did dodge jury duty. I dodged jury duty twice. Oh, it happened again? It happened again. Yeah, it happened a while ago. They haven’t reached back out to me, but I also am not in prison yet so I guess it’s okay. Yeah. Because I got… So after I dodged jury duty once because I had the COVID vaccine and had symptoms of COVID, so I couldn’t go in, then I got it again when we were supposed to go to MythiCon. So I was like, “Well, I can’t do it.” But I didn’t… Again, I didn’t call because the last time I called, I was just on the phone with robots for three hours, so I was like, “Well, I’m not calling again. “I’m just not gonna show.” Haven’t received anything from them yet. So there’s either a warrant out for my arrest or they said “Eh, not worth it. “We don’t need him.” Or they listened to the show and realized I’m an idiot. Also, in that episode, we talked about how we also don’t listen to car warranty things, and so… And you’re like, “and no one’s gonna come “after me for that.” And then, someone left a comment on that video, being like, “Actually, sometimes, depending on the warranty, “it is illegal to ignore those.” Oh! Wait, do you mean the the recall thing? Yeah. The recall… Yeah, no, still haven’t figured that out. That’s something that I really need to do though. Yeah, ’cause it might be bad for your life. Oh no, yeah. No, I read the thing. On the paper, it said “there’s possibly a defect in your airbag “that could cause it to activate randomly, “and send shrapnel into your body “at 250 miles per hour.” Ooh, that’s so bad. So I should get it fixed. But how long have you had your car for? They just realized that now? I don’t… I don’t know. Like, it’s a 2015. Yeah, they’re just figuring it out in 2022, that it could kill you. It would probably happen to one person, you know? Oh, so they have to check on everyone’s. So they have to check everyone’s, ’cause they’re like, “Well, we can’t have “multiple people dying from shrapnel blown “out of the airbag.” Anyway, it hasn’t happened yet, but there are occasionally times when I’ll be driving on LA freeways and I’ll hit a particular bump, where I’m like, “This could be the of end of me. “This could be it.” “Staunch supporter/celebrator of Arbor Day.” I’ve never celebrated Arbor Day. I’m sorry. I like recognize Arbor Day. I understand that it is Arbor Day and I will have a moment of silence for all the fallen trees, ’cause I think that’s what you do on Arbor Day, but I’ve never like thrown a party or anything. Is that what you do on Arbor Day? What is like an Arbor Day celebration? Have you ever been to a– Don’t ask me! Have you ever been to an arboretum? Is that like where they have the tree? I think so. I think I have been to one. Yeah, it’s like a place where there’s trees. There’s one in Santa Anita, I think. Because I go to the Santa Anita Mall occasionally– I thought you were gonna say racetrack. And the racetrack. I’ve been to both, they’re right next to each other. And I think I drive… There’s an arboretum that… Is that how you say it? I believe so. Oh. Well, there’s an arboretum like that’s next… Across the street from the Santa Anita Mall. I haven’t been to that one but I think I went to one in Boise, or maybe it was a botanical garden. I don’t know. I do like a geo-guesser extraordinaire. That one’s true. It is true. I’m goated. I’m quirked up White boy, goated with the sauce, busting it down, swagged out, sexual style– So those– Sorry, what? Those were all… That was a bunch of your opening lines, and then I was going through… I didn’t realize how much I forgot about all these opening talks that you’ve had. Yeah. The first ever RuneScape mention was on the fifth episode. Which was with who? Which was with… Oh crap, hold on. I have it right here. I should have had this queued up but I’m terrible. No, you’re not. Stop it. With Larray. With Larray? In like the intro? The intro was the first time, ’cause you were talking about how you got into grime. Yeah, Solo Mission. Yeah. Shout out, Solo Mission. Still love that guy. Can I shout out all my favorite RuneScape YouTubers? No. Oh, you… I got another… No, I can’t. I have a problem. I’m cutting it off. I was about to go into another anecdote about the game that shall not be named. There was a lot of really good… The very first opening talk was the most rambly. But it was really funny ’cause we were talking about how you found out that raccoons can fit into very small spaces. Yeah, I saw like a video on Twitter of some raccoon sliding under a door. And you devolved from that into other critters, getting into red pandas a little bit. And then about how you had so many stuffed animals ’cause you used to like go to the arcade and win a bunch from the claw machines. It really went there. It was… Well, the funny thing about that is, let me pull back the curtain a little bit for all the listeners, basically, we had this idea as a bit, that when we start the show, I’ll do the intro, and then I’ll ramble on for a few minutes about something completely unrelated ’cause I’m like, “Trevor Talks Too Much, “that’s the name of the show,” so I was gonna talk too much at the beginning. So the first one, I planned out in my head. I was like, “oh, I gotta have “some random rambly story?” And then, after one episode, I was like, “I should just talk about whatever.” And I didn’t think about it. Literally, after the first episode, I stopped preparing because I was like, “I’ll just figure it out. “I got too much other stuff going on. “I got food to cook, “I got episodes to shoot.” I was like, “I don’t need to prepare.” So that first one, I thought through what I was gonna start with, and then the natural progression of the story. And then, every single one since then has been made up five seconds before I start talking, so… Well, not made up. I thought about what I was gonna say and then from there, it was just all ad libbed. I liked that though. I think it was nice ’cause then it was like… I never knew what to expect either. I was just kinda rolling with the punches. I totally forgot that, at one point, we were trying to figure out what fans of this show should be called, and your first thought was “Swag Squad.” Swag Squad. And then you were like, “Say that five times fast.” Swag squad, swag squad, swag squad. Swag squad, swag squa… That’s hard! Exactly. I was like, “I couldn’t even say it once.” Swag squad. Swag squad, squad… It’s so difficult. That’s a good tongue twister. I can’t believe I came up with one. And we never called them. No. If we don’t need a name for them ’cause they’re just my friends. My friends. They’re just my friends. Yes. They’re… Yeah, there’s some good ones on here. Why did I talk about the movie, “Buddy Games”? I don’t remember why you talked about it, but– Because Josh Duhamel is hot. I think that was why. You were like, “because he was…” And he was in something else. No, you wanna know what it was? The whole reason that I watched that movie is because I really love James Roday Rodriguez, who stars in the show “Psych,” that I really like. Yes, that is why. Yes. And then I was like, I looked up as I’m… Because I was like, “I’ve seen Psych six times,” and then he is just in this movie with Josh Duhamel and, I think, Zach Braff maybe? No. What’s the other one that looks like Zach Braff? Dax Sheppard? Yes, I think. Dax Sheppard? They are very similar. I think– I just remember that I had never seen the movie, and then I watched the movie a week later, and I– It wasn’t Zach Braff, but yeah. You watched the movie a week later? And I remember watching and I was like, “Oh wow, it’s actually terrible.” It’s so bad. It’s a terrible movie. Because there are some movies where you’re like, “Oh yeah, “this isn’t a good movie but I love it.” But this is a movie where this is a terrible movie and I’d never want to watch it again. No, yeah, never gonna watch it again, ever. Never in my life, no. Painful. Very painful. Hard to get through. Where like… One of those movies where you’re like, “God, can we get to the end? “I got other things to do.” What… What’s… I also… Which– Popeye’s Resentment! Yeah, that one was big. That one was big. Because that’s kind of… That’s really si… That’s disappointing. It was the first ever time that I’d been disappointed by a Popeye’s that wasn’t an airport Popeye’s, ’cause airport Popeye’s is always a little bit worse. Yeah. But… And all airport food, like restaurants, are always just a little bit worse, so I give them a pass ’cause that’s just airport food. But yeah, first ever negative experience I’ve had with the Popeye’s. So that was like… That was a… That was a pinnacle moment in my life, you know. The funniest thing to me, so you tell the story, on one of the shows, about your dad and how he missed his chance to meet the Queen of England. And two days after that episode comes out, she died. And we were talking about… On the show, about how she’s never gonna die and that we should… “Oh, what if we try to ask her “to be a guest on the show?” Obviously, we were joking, but the fact that she actually died two days later. And then, I’m like, “Do I have to cut that out of the video version? “Is that bad?” No, you just gotta put in a one minute like moment of trumpets and praise, and very excited music ’cause the joke is that the Queen wasn’t a good person. Sorry everyone. She wasn’t. But I just thought that was hil… The timing. Yeah, the Gift of Prophecy is what I have, is what it’s called. Josh did that recently on… He did it like a little while back on an episode of Mythical Kitchen. We had shot an episode of Mythical Kitchen and he’d made a joke about Mauna Loa erupting, and then two days after the episode aired… Oh no, two days before the episode aired, Mauna Loa actually erupted. Oh my God! And so, we’d obviously shot it in advance a little while back, and so he just has the gift of prophecy, which is really funny, and I was like, “I don’t…” There’s a meme! There’s a meme about that, where it’s like there’s this group of girls, and they’re like standing… It’s a stock image photo and they’re standing on some grass, and then there’s this one girl and she’s got like a dodge ball cocked back to throw at them. And then, the words on the group of girls is like “Somebody on the internet trying to be funny,” and then the girl holding the dodgeball is Apollo, and then the dodgeball is “the gift of prophecy.” That is actually hilarious. It happens way too often. But I guess if you make enough jokes about something, eventually you gotta be right about it. Yeah, eventually. I still haven’t seen John Wick. I was just reading that one. Yeah, you’re the worst. I know. I need to watch it too because my sister-in-law is planning a John Wick themed party for my brother. What would it… That seems like a weird party theme. Well, everyone has to dress up like John Wick characters. Oh. They all just… John Wick characters? They all just wear like suits. I know, it’s everyone’s gonna be an a duster. Is everybody gonna have… Shoot each other or have knife fights? It’s gonna be like the Spider-Man meme, but it’s gonna be John Wick. Whose party is this? My brother’s. Yeah, it’s a pretty terrible party theme. Hey, I didn’t come up with it. My sister-in-law did, so… Oh well, I mean if you really like John Wick, then I guess that’s cool but that’s just like a… It’s just like a black tie event. John Wick just dresses nice. I’ve never seen it so I wouldn’t know. Oh my goodness. I gotta watch it beforehand. I love how poorly you spelled some of these things. Well, you know, I… Like, how do you spell CBAT? You spelled CBAT like “S-E-A,” like the sea, and then “bat” like the animal. “Seabat.” Is it C-Bat? It’s just the letter “C” and then “B-A-T.” It’s just CBAT. Well, I didn’t research the things. I just wrote ’em as I heards ’em. Yeah. You spelled “Supa” in “supahotfire” right. You don’t know how to spell baubles, which is interesting. I just assumed it was like bobbing. You don’t read enough fantasy novels. You don’t read… You’ve obviously never read enough fantasy novels, where the titular character goes into a shop and he browses the trinkets and baubles. No! And I actually am sad about this ’cause I used to be very like, “I’m so good at vocabulary and spelling, “and then I gave up at some point “in my life.” I was a spelling kid! We used to… I was like unironically known for my spelling ability in elementary school, which is shocking ’cause I know I seem very dumb. I was known… We would have spelling tests but we would have… We would have the pre-quiz, kind of… We’d have a quiz that was like, “Here’s all the spelling words,” and then we’d turn in the pre-quiz, the practice quiz, I believe is what it would be called, and every single time I would get every word right. And then, the kids that got every single word right would get the harder version of the quiz when the quiz came around, they’d get an upgraded version, and I got all of those right all the time too. And people were like, “Wow, Trevor is good at spelling.” He’s a speller! I know! “Who put a spell on him?” I know. Thank God the show’s ending, I gotta go. What? I was… I made a bad joke and that was me saying, I needed to get out. Oh, I was busy basking in my glory so I stopped listening for a second. It’s totally fine. Totally fine. I would like to play Dungeon and Dragons at one point. No, you don’t. I gotta meet Surreal Neil Diamond, the Bard. Do you wanna be a loser… Surreal Neil Diamond, I hate to pull the curtain back even more, it’s just me. What? It’s just me. That character, that’s the easiest part about it, is that all I have to do is be me, and I’m sexy, and I’m good with a sword. Really good at describing yourself. Charismatic. I got insane luck. I got so many wenches. Just drowning in wenches. Drowning in wenches and mead. Yeah. No, it is just basically… It’s just me. Imagine me but I’m pretending to be a bard. It’s pretty easy to pretend that. You also… You never… I’m glad you didn’t stick to this but you, at one point, were like, “I’m gonna just start “randomly playing Bloons “during guest interviews” because you like addicting games. Are you not? No, don’t do it now. I hear the Bloons sound come through these headphones. I’m really glad it’s a slow website, I hope it doesn’t actually come. I have to download it on Steam? Ha, don’t do it! That takes so much time. The hell? They took it off addicting games? I don’t believe that addicting… Well, actually, I don’t know when this timeline would’ve been, but there’s no longer… You can’t play Flash games in your browser anymore. They disabled that. The flash– What? Yeah, Flash games no longer exist. That’s terrible. No, that was funny. I’ve done a lot of pretty unhinged things. I do have RuneLite on this computer, which is a client that I play RuneScape on. I could play RuneScape right now. No. It’s funny, this is actually a really funny story. So I install… I install RuneLite on this. It’s like the only… I don’t have any games. This is my work computer so I don’t have games. I have Discord because we have the Mythical Society Discord, so I’ll go on there sometimes. But I take this laptop home with me, and I take it to work from home, or do stuff. I like to have it on me ’cause it has like all my work documents and not all my work documents are on my home computer, so I’ll take it home with me. And then, there have been a couple times when I’ve gone home to Idaho and I’ve worked from Idaho, and had to be in some like meetings or whatever, but I was like, “Oh, I want to have RuneScape on this “’cause I’m traveling “and I don’t have my computer with me,” so I installed RuneLite and I never use it. I rarely ever… I don’t like playing ’cause it’s just a trackpad, but I think I just installed it once and it’s still on here. Tim, our IT guy, messages me because he is like, “Hey, our outsource IT group mentioned something to me “about somebody’s computer having RuneScape on it “and they were wondering “if they should block it on the server “or block it on the computer.” And I was like, “Tim–” Oh my God. I was like, “Tim, I’m sorry. “I’m the culprit.” I was like, “They can block it if they want.” He was like, “Yeah, they were just going through some stuff “because Smosh had downloaded “a bunch of games on some of their PCs to play, “and so they were getting “all these notifications about…” ‘Cause you know, there’s like ti… I’m sure there’s things that are blocked on work computers or whatever. And so, he was like, “It’s okay, I’ll like tell them to keep it enabled.” I was like, “Tim, I swear, “I don’t like play RuneScape at work.” I was like, “I promise you, “I only have done that “because I’ve just like used “my computer at home before “and I installed RuneLite on it.” Tim doesn’t care. I know Tim doesn’t care but I was like, “What if like… “What if like Stevie or Gabriel got “an email about that? “”Somebody has RuneScape installed on their computer,”” and then they bring me into their office to talk about it. Well, ’cause the funniest thing is out of all of the employees that work here, you’re the only… They’re obviously the one. So it’s like, it wouldn’t even be a question, like “We need to narrow it down.” No, it’s Trevor. Yeah. I hate that I’m the Runescape guy at the company, but I also love it. Yeah, I was gonna… You don’t hate it. You love it. But yeah, lots of good opening talks, I think. Yeah, I think so too. I like them. Also, the icing thing, which happened recently, someone that works here saw that clip and was like “Just you wait, “they’re gonna ice me.” So now, I’m para– Ice you? Yeah, now I’m paranoid. Who? Who threatened to ice you? Amy. It’s totally an Amy thing to do. I know, I love Amy though. We got some old segments. These are fun. Some that we haven’t done in a while. Yeah, some were one-offs but… Do y’all remember “whoever smelt it”? That is funny that we were so committed to that idea that we would send it out to potential guests to be like, “Hey, make sure you have a story “about an embarrassing time “that you ripped .” Like, because we were… When we were trying to come up with segments for the show, we were like, “Let’s do something that’s ki… “Let’s do something weird. “Something that they won’t be asked “on any other podcast,” and that just seems funny. And we were like all gung-ho about this idea. And I will say that some people really delivered on their stories. Yeah. You know, Brittany came… Brittany Broski, very first episode, came through with three stories, and all three were solid. And I think Alex Warren had a good one. He fell out of his chair. I forgot that I talked to these people. Not actually, but it’s just funny to think back to like that early in the show, back when we were doing the segment. Even Emma Norton, the dancer. Or– The makeup– The makeup person but she was in a dance class that… Where she really let one rip. And then it got to a point where I feel like, well, one, no one ever… None of the like listeners ever commented on… Which I think is kind of weird ’cause it’s like, “Wouldn’t that be something “you comment on?” I also think we had so many people respond to the count… People that we were bringing on as guests, when we would say, “Hey, do you have a story “where you farted embarrassingly?” And then we had so many people respond and be like, “I don’t think we can… “I really have a story about that “or can think of anything.” I feel like that happened so many times, we were like, “Ah, maybe we stop asking people.” Yeah, I mean, and then… ‘Cause also, a lot of people started asking you back. I ran outta stories! Yeah, you’re like, “I’ve only done that so many times.” Yeah, I only have so many fart stories. Oh, and then I think it was Myth, where it wasn’t a fart but he– Oh yeah, he pissed on the train. Yeah. Just in front of everyone. Yeah. Myth is funny. That was great. Myth is funny. I think I might be hanging out with Myth this weekend. Nice. See? Friendship. So yeah, eventually we abolished that one. “What’s in my pocket” was okay. That was my favorite, I loved it. But if we had… It was good, it was a great idea, I just wish we had a better budget because if we could get some cooler things, I think it would’ve been knockout. Yeah, this was… To be clear, “What’s in my pocket” consisted of things where me and Trevor would look around our rooms, and be like, “What could we give away “that is kind of funny, “and weird, like random?” Yeah, and random. I thought the toilet light was a good one. I wonder if Larray– That was! I wonder if Larray uses it. He seemed excited about it. I got to the point where I was like, “I don’t wanna give these things away. “They’re cool, they’re mine.” I gave away my freaking Kylo Ren Lego mini figure to Morgan. You did. And if they weren’t the sweetest person of all time, I would be upset about it. But Morgan is just the kindest, sweetest person. They were really excited about it too. They were like “Really?” Because they guessed it. Actually, I don’t know if they guessed Kylo Ren right away, but– Yeah. But I was like, “Look, that’s for you. “I can part with it.” And it’s nice that Kylo went to a good home where he’ll be loved and cared for. You didn’t even actually give away… I gave you a golf ball once and you told me… You’re like, “This is a good golf ball. “I’m keeping this one.” I did do that. I said “Frick the segment, “I’m keeping it.” And then you dropped it. It was a Pro V1. And then you dropped it during the episode. That’s right! I had it just in my crotch, in between my legs, and then I shifted and it fell out, and I was like, “That’s not what was “in my pocket.” That’s my golf ball that I was keeping in my grundle. I’m pretty sure it was JHB team. Yeah. Oh, James. I might be hanging out with James this weekend too. Oh, look. Fun stuff. You think I’d have run out of time? Yeah. Geo Guesser was played a couple times. My favorite. It was unfortunate because, sadly, Geo Guesser is a paid subscription game so you can only play for a certain amount of minutes, and you also don’t get like all the cool expansions if you don’t pay for it. And so, we only could do some of the more basic ones. But Geo Guesser is a lot of fun. Yeah, I’m also admittedly a bad driver for other people. When people are like– Oh, driving the camera around? I’m sorry. It’s just bad at it. And it’s not just Geo Guesser, it’s other things. When people are like, “Oh, it’s right there.” And I’m like, “Where?” I’m blind. All of a sudden, I become blind, I can’t see anything. And everyone’s like, “It’s literally right there.” I think Keith thought I was an idiot. Yeah. Keith thought I was an idiot too though. Love Keith. Man, Broth Brothers should be a thing though. Broth Brothers. Yeah. And then, one of my favorite one-off segments for… Was the one you did with Josh, “Do you know your bro?” I just thought– Oh, that was so much fun. I liked that one a lot. That was so much fun. I loved that. That was really funny too. Okay. What would be the name of Josh’s deathcore band? Ooh. I went with God’s Severed Big Toe. That’s good! That’s a good one though. That’s… I went Thrash Raccoon. Oh, Trash Raccoon. “We are Thrash Raccoon “and we are here to melt your face off.” We had some good answers… Sorry, I’m bringing out my a Booch. I’m thirsty for my Booch. I’m gonna cover up the label though, no free promo. I’ve never heard someone call it “Booch” before. Rhymes with “Gooch.” I love Booch, rhymes with “cooch.” But yeah, that one was fun, especially because the answers… Well, ’cause the question… The answers could have been anything for some of them, and would’ve been really hard to match up. Yeah, no, but I feel like we were both always in kind of the same ballpark, which was fun. Exactly, yeah. That was always great. Yeah. I think that… Wow, there was… We only did like two “Trevor tries to clarify.” That one just didn’t hit. Yeah. It was just… We were like, “Why are we harping “on this young thing still?” Yeah. I was like, “Look…” There was one… Did I ever explain “Rizz”? Yes, because that’s the one that I wanted to know, ’cause I had no idea what that meant. Yeah, ’cause I was talking about my rizz and Jamie’s like, “What the heck is rizz?” And I was like, “Well, that means “you probably have L rizz.” Okay. I got W rizz. Rizz got bi… Rizz is still big. I was like on the cutting edge of rizz. I was like… I was one of… It’s very popular now. Rizz is a big meme now and it’s actually used really commonly. I was definitely one of the… I was one of the trailblazers for rizz. I would say so. I… You know. Oh, oh okay. So one of the ones that you did explain to Jenna, ’cause Jenna came in and asked, was about the “sheeeesh” in the arm thing, and I was watching this show, Abbott Elementary, and– Great show. Yeah, and this new character’s on the new season, and she said, “I just…” Me and my boyfriend were cracking up ’cause she’s like “I’m old enough to know better “but young enough to sheeesh.” No. And it was like… Her delivery was obviously amazing and mine was terrible, however, hilarious nonetheless. That’s… That’s good. I mean, “sheeesh” is a classic. That’s a classic. I got over it I think from all the freaking Valorant 16 year olds that were doing it, but that’s neither here nor there. I mean it’s been fun. It’s been a great show and a lot of great guests. Lot of great guests. I think. I’ve met some really cool people. Minks is amazing. Morgan Drinks Coffee, we’ve already talked about… I feel like we’ve already talked about all these people but I’m gonna go down their names ’cause these are just some of my favorite guests. Brittany Broski was awesome. Sigils, Andrew. “See if these nuts are fake.” That was so good. He’s still scarred from that. He talks about it. He should be. Every time I hang out with them, he says he’s still scarred by “See if these nuts fit in your mouth.” And I read his book. I liked his book. His book is really good. Check it out, “Soul Fraud.” Great, he’s the number one bestseller now. Yeah. He’s the number one… Because when he came on, it hadn’t released yet but he is a number one bestseller. Great novel, great novel! Keith from the Try Guys, that was fun. Keith is just loud and exciting, and it’s always fun to be in a room with him. He’s a funny guy. Great. And I think that “Will it Laminate?” should be a thing. Like, we should definitely try to laminate a quesadilla and see if it cooks the cheese. It’s a good idea. Rhett and Link, I know you don’t listen to the show but “Will it laminate?” I could just knock on their door. Also, they approve the episode ideas. We have like a whole team of writers, we have like executive producers and people, and I’m gonna knock on Rhett and Link’s door and be like, “Gentlemen “will it Laminate?” Boom! Shayne and Courtney, that episode was so much fun. The live episode. Live at MythiCon. If you haven’t seen that one, highly recommend it. So good. Shayne and Courtney, two of my favorite people on the planet. I love them so much, and that was a really, really fun episode. And I’m glad that they got to be there for the live episode, ’cause that was just a great time. Yeah, a great energy in the crowd for that episode. People showed up. Full house. Yup, full house. Full tent even. Full tent. And then, I… One of my favorite things that me and you have ever created was the documentary. I got so many people… Spencer from Smosh said this is one of the funniest things that Mythical has ever produced, and I was like, “Dude, it was just me and Jamie,” and it was such a throwaway idea. Literally. I was literally in a meeting, I was like, “What if we made “a dumb documentary-style three minute video “basically hailing me as the funniest “and coolest person of all time, “and just dumping all over Shayne?” And then I wrote a script for it, and we did it, and Jamie edited it, and it was amazing. It took me so long because I was like, “I’m gonna… “If I’m gonna… “If we’re gonna do this, “we’re gonna go full throttle with it.” And I was like… It took me a day to edit two and… Two minutes and 15 seconds of footage. Hey, it was worth it. The Merrell twins were amazing. They were really fun. I did a video with them recently over on their channel, actually. I did a little cookie bake off and I throttled them. Yeah, it was good. I just crushed ’em into the ground. I was much nicer than that though. It was fun, I just baked cookies with them. best cookie I’ve ever had. Literally, best chocolate chip cookie I’ve ever had. Got the tattoo, “sheesh.” And they let me judge it. Yeah. And her family’s so nice, like her parents. Her family’s so sweet. Paul, legend. Legend, that guy is. I don’t know, I think it’s Paul Rudd. I’m sorry, this is why the show’s ending. Jamie, if you just made five less bad jokes and I’d made 6,000 less bad jokes, we’d still be going. And then the classics, Rargh and Link, they were great. Love those guys. I was pretty good friends with them before they came on, but what a treat. And that was one that I begged and pleaded for because they’re not big on YouTube at all. Not to like throw shade at you guys. You guys made great content, love them, but they’re not huge, and all the people that we’d had on before had pretty significant followings, and I was like… I just kept asking Jamie, I was like, “These are like two “of my favorite people on the planet. “Can I… “They’re so funny, “and I want to do an episode with them so bad.” And then they… Jamie finally caved and it was great. I loved that episode and I actually like… ‘Cause there’s a whole process for posts. Someone else has to listen to it to make sure there’s no errors and things like that, and everyone that listened to it was like, “Oh, this is such a fun episode.” I was like, “It was, it was super fun.” ‘Cause you’re just like roasting them the whole time. We’re just bro-ing out. Just guys being dudes. And can I just give a shout out to them because their camera and my quality was so great for remote. They’re streamers and YouTubers. Jamie– I know that. I know that. We had someone on the show who didn’t even have freaking wifi. On a hotspot. He was on a hotspot. I was like… Oh man, my blood was boiling. That was funny. Also, Josh and Nicole both amazing. Of course! They were so much fun to have on. I did like the segment with Nicole as well. “Screw… “Coitus, Marry, Kill.” And also, giving advice to people for dating and food. Nicole’s got great advice, I’ll say that right now. I’m trying to think of other… I know you wrote a bunch down but I’m trying to think of… was there anyone else that I was like particularly– Joel Stein. That was a… That was an interesting one. That one had me on my toes ’cause that was tough. It was hard to keep up with him. Because he… I mean he– He was ripping. I was like, “Man, Joel talks too much.” Yeah, Joel talks too much. He got… He’s got lots of years of experience in writing and it showed. Yeah, I don’t know. Every episode had the things that made it fun, had the things that made me laugh. There’s good in all of it. The solo episodes I think, were fun. I enjoyed doing them. Yeah, also we had Damien on recently, which was very fun. He’s good dude. He’s great. Love Damien. Great energy. Is that it? I think we kind of went through. Is that it? The show? There was… Oh, also, that random time that there was just this loud cricket. Yeah, that was a sign from God, telling me to shut up. It was like the cricket was just chirping every time I made a joke. It was just like… Oh, it was stuck in the wall over there. I was tr… We were trying to find it for so long. Yeah, I kept kicking the wall because I found that if you don’t know where a cricket is and it’s stuck in something, if you just kick near it, it’ll stop for a little bit. So I just kept getting up, and walking over, and kicking that wall to get it to stop. Everyone, before I do my final outro, I have a very ironic plug to do here. “We’re Still Good” is a game that we made and it feels like it applies to me right now because I’m still good. We are still good, me and Jamie, we are still good. No, it’s a game we created with our friends over at Spin Master. It’s a fun party card game that just laughs in the face of disaster. I wouldn’t call this a disaster. It’s like a… It’s a normal thing that’s happening and while it is sad, I don’t know that I’d be so dramatic as to call it a disaster. But yeah, you just fill in the blank with words to make a silly situation, and then you try and put a positive spin on that situation. And it is available on mythical.com as well as amazon.com, so go check it out. “We’re Still Good.” And thank you for listening to “Trevor Talks Too Much” for the last year. Yeah, I don’t know how many episodes you’ve listened to, I don’t know how long you listen to ’em for, but if you’ve ever clicked into this show and listened at all, thank you from the bottom of my heart. It really does mean the world and this has been such a fun experience that I’m very grateful that I got to do, and I’m very thankful, and I’m very grateful for Jamie. Thank you for all that you’ve done over the year. Not just in producing and editing, but also just in being a really amazing friend to me. I’m very appreciative of you and I’m excited that you’re still gonna be around, and I’ll still get to bug you, and come and neg you all the time, so… Oh no, I am… I would not have been wanting… Wanted to be introduced to the Mythical team in any other way. It’s gonna be quite an adjustment. Obviously, I’m glad I’m still here, of course. Of course I am. But it’s like, you know, high… Like I said, highlight of coming to the office was doing these recordings, and I feel like we’ve… You’re one of my closest work friends here for sure, and I don’t think I could have told anybody else a lot of the things I have shared with you offline, so thank you for… Also, I love that I know I talk too much, and there have been times when you’re like, “Jamie, please stop. “I’m going to leave the room.” So thank you for indulging me on that. Of course. Obviously, I’m still gonna be around. I’m gonna be over on Mythical Kitchen. We’ve actually… In the new year, I actually don’t know I’m supposed to say this so I’m not gonna say anything, but we got some fun stuff planned for next year. So you can see me over there pretty often. I’ll be around on GMM, doing some silly goofy little characters, probably. I’ll be cooking food. I’ll be here, I’ll be tweeting nonsense, I’ll be posting Instagram stories with songs that I like, maybe, so who knows? Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @TrevorEvarts, it’s one last plug for me. And yeah, thank you. Seriously. I know I’ve said it a million times, but thank you. And yeah, I guess I won’t see you all next time, so I’ll see you soon though in something else, I’m sure. But for now, that is the final chapter of “Trevor Talks Too Much.” So thank you and goodbye.