Pop-Tart time is essential. I like the s’mores Pop-Tarts. I like the cinnamon ones. Okay. I do like the strawberry ones, as well. But I can’t get behind- you know what Pop-Tart freaking sucks? Blueberry. I was just gonna say that. Welcome to “Trevor Talks Too Much”. The show where I bring on some really cool guests and I talk to them a fair amount. Some might say too much, who knows, but hopefully not too much that I scare them away. I wanna make friends. I don’t wanna scare people away. I’m your host, Trevor Evarts, the mythical soft boy master baker, baker. And a proud member of Club Diet Coke. What that means? I don’t know. But I’m a member of it. Today, I had a lovely conversation with Jacob Sartorius. He’s an actor, a musician, a social media star. You’ve probably heard of him. You may know him from his old vines, from his song “Sweatshirt”, from his recently released EP, “Lost But Found”. And we had a great conversation today. We talked about all sorts of stuff. We talked about Pop-Tart time. Very important part of the day for both of us. We talked about Jim Carrey, his great movie, “The Truman Show”. We talked about breathing exercises and we even got a little bit into my friend, Hot Nick. Now, Hot Nick, let me go off. ‘Cause I talked about him a little bit in the episode. But Hot Nick. He’s my best friend. And he’s still Hot Nick in my phone to this day. We actually, he got that nickname from his orchestra. Because he was in the Boise Philharmonic Youth Orchestra. He plays the cello. He’s very talented. He’s a very talented cellist. I think I’ve brought up that fact before. Mm-hmm. But the girls in his orchestra would call him Hot Nick. And they wouldn’t even do it behind his back. They did it to his face. They just called him Hot Nick. ‘Cause he’s a good-looking man. You might get to see a little photo of him later. Who knows. We’ll see. Stay tuned for that. But yeah, he’s still Hot Nick in my phone, with the two little monkey emojis covering the eyes, to this day. But he freaking sent me, ’cause I was talking to him about how that was still his name in my phone. And his photo of me in his phone is so embarrassing. It’s from, it’s me in the 10th grade. Okay. And we were in our 10th grade, like, Honors Literature class, whatever. Okay. We swindled our teacher into not giving us a final exam. How? Okay. What? Because we had just read “The Scarlet Pimpernel” and we convinced her that if we didn’t have to take a final, we would write, produce, and perform our own version of “The Scarlet Pimpernel”. So they teach “The Scarlet Pimpernel” now and not “The Scarlet Letter”? No, we read “The Scarlet Letter”. But we- Which was a terrible book. It was a terrible book. “Scarlet Pimpernel”, phenomenal book. Oh, okay. Phenomenal. Cool, I gotta check that out. It’s a great book. It’s a classic. But anyway, so the main characters are Percival and Marguerite. And Marguerite is the main female and Percival is the main male and they love each other. I don’t know why I did that hand motion. Sorry, everyone. I’ll blur that out. Yeah. Put a little sensor bar over that. That was weird. It’s weird ’cause it was two fingers. Sorry. When we were reading through the book, I read as Marguerite a lot because I’m a thespian. Mm-hmm. And so I would do this really awful female voice and I’d be like, I’m Marguerite. And Nick would read as Percy. And so I wore a dress and I put makeup on and I had this really bright red lipstick and a lot of blush. And I went so over the top with it. I, literally, was just like, shouting. I’m gonna move away from the microphone. I would just, I did this thing where I was like, Percy! Percy! And I was just like shouting to my best friend, Hot Nick. And so his photo of me in his phone is a picture of me just, like, looking like a straight woman. I had a lot of makeup on and I was wearing this very beautiful blue dress, that I think I pulled off quite well. And my dad came and he watched us perform this. And I remember just seeing my dad just shaking his head, laughing. I think really made my dad proud that day. Shout out to you, Dad. But yeah, it was great. And we didn’t have to take a final and I had a lot of fun with it and it was- What? I mean, that’s cool. So did you get an A, just because you did it? Yeah. Yeah, we did. We swindled. Mrs. Smith, we swindled you. “Scarlet Pimpernel”. Great book. Read it. And then all you’ll be able to think about is me in a dress. Jamie, I’ll send you the picture so you can shame me more in the video version. You already knew what I was gonna ask. I know, I know. I know. In the video version, there’s gonna be a photo of me and it’s gonna be beautiful and it’s all you’re gonna be able to think about. And probably gonna get posted online. I don’t know. I did a lot of embarrassing things in high school, but it was fun. I’m not embarrassed by it now. No, I think that’s good. It’s just funny that it’s still Nick’s photo of me in his phone, is that picture. And the fact that every time I text him or call him. I call him, we talk on the phone a lot. He lives in Iowa. We talk on the phone a lot. And I call him and that’s the photo that pops up. Ooh, Nick. Nick, Nick, Nick. Well, while Nick is a great addition to the show. Yes. Jacob was pretty cool. Jacob was cool. You should get into that. Yeah. You wanna get into that? Yeah. Jacob was great. We had a great conversation. I can’t wait for y’all to listen to it. Jamie, please cut it in now. Do the editing bit. Play the little intro music, whatever. Everybody, welcome. Jacob Sartorius, welcome to the show. Thank you for being on. Hey, thank you for having me. Of course. Of course. I’m super excited to chat. I’ve known, I feel like everybody knows about you. I’ve known about you forever. I’m trying to think of the first time I was ever, like, introduced to your content. Probably on Vine? Were you on Vine? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think I definitely remember seeing your Vines back in the day. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Pretty long time fan here. A long time fan of Jacob. No, no, no. That’s funny. I’m a fan, too, Trevor. I am. Yeah. I’m a newer fan, but I’m a fan. I love watching your podcast. I appreciate that. Hey, I appreciate that ’cause some people aren’t fans. It made my mood better. That’s so sweet. Thank you so much. I mean, that’s what we’re here for, you know. We’re just hanging out, having a good time, trying to put a smile on people’s faces. Absolutely. As we do. So many things to talk about that I wanna talk to you about. I’m very excited. The first thing is, this is pretty personal. Well, not per- It’s kind of personal, but you grew up in Virginia, right? Yep. Reston, Virginia. Awesome. Reston. Where is Reston, in relation to, other major cities? It’s north of Washington, D.C. Oh, really? Okay, awesome. So you’re up there in the kind of tippy-tip. Yeah. Cool, so I actually, I spent, let’s see, when I was in fourth grade, my family moved to Virginia. Oh. And we lived in Fredericksburg. I know Fredericksburg. So, like about- Yeah. You know Fredericksburg? Absolutely. You know? Yeah. So I lived in Fredericksburg for a couple years. And then I actually, after high school, I moved back there for a year. Oh, yeah. So I’ve spent a little time around Virginia. Around the part. Interesting place. I know. Yeah, it is. It’s so weird. I tell you what. The traffic in Virginia, because all of those cities were just, like, built along one main road. And it wasn’t laid out like a grid. And driving in Virginia is the worst thing ever. The amount of hours that I spent on I-95. It’s just painful, dude. It’s a lot. It’s painful. It’s a lot. It’s a parking lot is what it is. Yeah. If you’re anytime in, like, from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM, or from 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM, it’s just, you’re not moving. Nope. You’re not moving. Do you have any, like, favorite? So you’re close to D.C. Yeah. Did you spend a lot of time in D.C.? Yeah, like I would go there for, like, the Wizards games, or concerts. Yeah. And things like that. It’s about 20 minutes outside. So I’m more in the- Okay. Suburbs of the D.C. area. Nice, nice. Love it. That’s awesome. I remember going to, Jamie. Jamie’s crawling on the floor right now, everyone. Jamie’s crawling on the floor. For some reason she’s left her post. I don’t know what to do now. Jamie’s not sitting down. I’m losing it. Ooh, my goodness. No. Setting the timer. You’re supposed to just pretend I wasn’t doing anything. Oh, that’s not my style, Jamie. No, I remember going to, I wasn’t a big hockey fan before, but when we moved to Virginia, I remember going to Capitals games. Yep. And it was just, like, the greatest thing. Like, live hockey is one of my favorite sports. And so my whole family’s big Caps fans. Fun. To this day. We actually saw ’em in the Stanley Cup Finals a couple years ago, so. Yeah. They’re good now, right? Yeah. They’re good. I mean, you know, Ovechkin, The Great Eight, he’s still slapping away up there, top left corner. Just slinging slap shots. For all you hockey fans out there, which is funny because I actually, in the first episode of the podcast, I wore a Wayne Gretzky Oilers jersey. Oh, wow. Just because, you know, he’s the great one. And I got it and it’s a great jersey. But a lot of a lot of people thought that I was an Oilers fan because of that. So everyone’s like, oh, my God, Trevor’s an Oilers fan. And I didn’t have the heart to tell ’em I just like the jersey. Yeah. No, that happens sometimes. Yeah. It’s like, nah, just a cool jersey. It’s just a cool jersey, man. I don’t own, most of the jerseys that I own are for teams that I’m actually a fan of, but that’s one of the ones that, like, it’s a great jersey and it’s Wayne Gretzky. I mean, come on. Right. So to all the Oilers fans out there that thought I was one of you, I’m sorry to disappoint, but I am not an Oilers fan. One time- You know, that’s so funny though. One time I went to a hockey game and I remember, it was the first and only time actually, and it wasn’t ’cause- Yeah. It wasn’t a crazy game. You know, it’s very loud crowd, very engaged crowd and- Yeah. But I couldn’t track the puck with my own eyes. I think my vision’s so bad that I was- Yeah. Struggling to follow how fast this is going. You know. Yeah. On TV, they get you a good angle and you’re able to really- Yeah. Almost have POV of the puck. But it’s pretty confusing with- Yeah. Yeah. No, 100%, there’s been so many times when I’ve, like, I’ll be at a hockey game or something. I’ll just lose it. I’m like, I don’t even know where it is. Especially when it gets, like, in the corners and like, under people’s, like you know, skates and stuff. I’m like, I don’t know what’s going on, but they look like they’re having fun. Yeah. I’m still cheering. That’s true. Ooh, man. No, yeah. Do you have any- ‘Cause I spent a lot of time in D.C. We would go up there a lot. It was a little bit further, but it was always fun to go up there for the day, or whatever. Do you have any favorite, like, museums? Ooh. I think the Smithsonian’s over there. Yeah. The Smithsonian’s great. I think they also have the Spy Museum somewhere. The Spy Museum is so good. Yeah. That’s actually crazy. Yeah. The Spy Museum. ‘Cause you get to try the gadgets. Yeah. They have a shop where you can buy some of the things you see. Yeah. And you can really start your journey as a spy after that. I know. Dude, the Spy Museum is so great. I love that museum. I love the, like, little spy versus spy books and stuff. Yep. And the store was so cool. Like most of the stores is just like, oh, here’s a fake copy of the Declaration of Independence. And I’m like, what am I gonna do with this? But then you go to the Spy Store and it’s like, here’s how to write your own hidden messages. Like, on a piece of paper. Appear through walls and you’re accomplishing things- Yeah. That you shouldn’t be. Yeah. Here’s invisible ink. It’s like, oh, my God, this is so cool. The Spy Museum is actually close to one of my favorite restaurants. I think it’s in- I think it’s in Crystal City, technically. Frick. What’s it called? Oh, my God. How am I forgetting? I haven’t been there in ages, but it’s Ted’s bison burgers. Wow. Ted’s bison burgers. I’ve never been there. Oh, my God. The bison. If you like burgers- I do. Bison burgers are so good. And it’s, like, one of the best burgers. I love it. It’s in Crystal City. I gotta try that. Yeah. That’s so fun. No. Yeah. The Spy Museum is great. I’m a big fan of the Air and Space Museum, too. Wow. And you can actually, like, go into, like, a simulator of what it’s like- Yeah. To be inside. I’ve been there as well. Yeah. Yeah. I had forgotten. And all the, like, shuttles that you can walk through. Oh, it’s so much fun. And getting to just see, like, the evolution of flight technology. It all happened in such, like, a short period of time. Yeah. Like, you see this first airplane that the Wright brothers built. And it’s just this, like, piece of paper. It’s essentially a big paper airplane that they were flying through the sky. Right. Walking all the way up to a freaking space shuttle that launched people into space. It’s so cool. It’s beyond me. I know. Dude, me too. I’m like, I could never do. It’s like, crazy. Like, where are they getting this from? Like, I mean, this is nuts, you know. I think we might have some technology we don’t even know is out there, you know? Yeah. That’s what’s in the museums. Yeah. Who knows man? No, it’s really cool. I’m a big museum fan. So it was really cool. I just love history, too. Yeah. And living in Virginia was so amazing for that. ‘Cause you’re just so close to some of, like, the earliest history. Right. And just being able to, like, walk these places. Like, one of my favorite places to go is Colonial Williamsburg. Wow. We went there on a field trip one time. Yeah? Uh-huh. It’s so great. It’s just, I don’t know. Just walking down those brick roads and seeing all these old houses that have been there for ages. Yeah. And I don’t know, it’s just really cool. Williamsburg, like, in the fall, specifically, is one of my favorite places to go. Rock on. I actually have a funny story. Oh. About when I was- I was in Williamsburg. It was after- It was when I was living in Virginia the second time. So it was after high school, I was older. And I wanted to go down to Williamsburg, like, just for the day by myself. It was the fall. And I wanted, like, on a Saturday to, kind of, get out. And I went down there and I had, like, a fun day. I just walked around by myself. It was great. And then I was getting ready to leave and I was walking back to my car and I was walking by this, like, chocolate shop. And they also had, like, ice cream and hot chocolate there. Mm-hmm. And I remember walking in and I was looking at chocolates. And there was this, like, cute girl behind the register. Oh. And I was like, oh, she’s really cute. And so I, like, went up, bought, like, some chocolates, some hot chocolate, but I didn’t have the courage. I didn’t have the courage to talk to her the first time. So I walked out of the place and I started, like, you know, eating my chocolate and stuff. And I was like, come on, Trevor. You can do it. Like, you’re a man. So then I walked back in and I bought more stuff so that I could talk to her and get her phone number. Wow! That’s a love story, right there. Yeah. I spent like $40 to get a girl’s phone number that I talked to for, like, two weeks. So what are you gonna do? It would’ve been a great story, but- That’s a great story. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Oh, man. Richmond’s super fun, too. If you’ve been. Richmond’s cool. Richmond is, I think I went there on a field trip, too. I feel like in Virginia, they either take you to Williamsburg or they take you, yeah, over- Yeah. Or it’s Hersheypark, Pennsylvania. Yeah. Hersheypark. Great, great. Hersheypark is so much fun ’cause they just give you chocolate at, like, the end of everything. Right? Like, anything you do, it’s like, here’s free chocolate. It’s like, I don’t know why you’re giving me this, but I’ll take it. Absolutely. I actually have, okay. This is great. Hersheypark. When I moved to Virginia after high school, my best friend helped me move across the country. Shout out, Nick. Nick Herman. I don’t know why I just doxed my friend on the podcast. I love you, Nick. Sorry. He’s super hot. His friends in high, or we all called him Hot Nick in high school. Anyway, that’s beside the point. The point is that we drove across the country together and one of our stops was at Hersheypark in Pennsylvania. And we got, we got matching Hershey’s Kisses boxers at Hersheypark. Fun! So there’s, like- This photo of us. We like, went back to our hotel room. Sorry, what was that? I said, that sounds like something that takes place at Hersheypark. Like, grabbing a nice pair of- Yeah. Hersheypark underwear. Remember the trip, you know? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So we, like, went back to the hotel room. And that night we both, like, put on our matching boxers and we took this, like, really, like, bad mirror picture of us, like, wearing our boxers together. Kind of, doing, like, a little. It is so funny though. For those of you that are listening and not watching, I just did the, I did a lip bite, for those of you who are not watching. The Zoolander. I realized I had to explain that. ‘Cause I just said, this is what we did. And then I did it and I’m like, no way, if you’re just listening, you’re not gonna know what I’m saying. But yeah, no, the Hersheypark is great. That’s one of the cool things, though, about Virginia is there’s just, like, you’re right. Field trips. Like, you can go so many cool places. Yeah. Like, you go up to Washington D.C., you go to Richmond, you go to Jamestown, or Williamsburg. Like, there’s so cool- Jamestown. That’s the one. Yeah. So many cool field trips. Like, you’re just so, like, you’re in history class and you’re reading these textbooks. And then it’s like, okay, now we’re gonna take a field trip and literally go to the place that this document was signed, or that these people walked, or that these people met. It’s just, it’s so cool. See it firsthand. It’s a whole other, like, addition to the learning. It like- Yeah. Allows you to really, like, put two and two together. Like, oh, wow. This is what they were teaching us. And I’m seeing where this actually took place. Yeah. Unique. Yeah. It’s like you’re living “National Treasure”. Yeah. That’s my favorite movie. That’s not my favorite movie. It’s one of my favorite movies. I haven’t seen that movie, actually. You haven’t seen “National Treasure”? I promise you I haven’t. Jacob. All right. I’ll write it in the notes on my phone. How about that? Jacob. You gotta write it. It’s a classic. You gotta watch 1 and 2, man. They’re on Disney+. Treasure. 1 and 2. You have to watch “National Treasure” and you have to text me about it because it is one of the- Thank you. Thank you. 1 and 2. He wrote it down, everyone. It’s such a great movie. It is. It’s just, I can watch it so many times. It’s a freaking classic. Just the Nicholas Cage, “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence”. Was that a good Nick Cage? I like that. Thank you. Jamie’s giving me the thumbs up. I like that. That was a good Nick Cage. Yeah, no, I love that movie. There’s a little known, okay, I caught this one of the most recent times I was watching “National Treasure”. There’s a scene. I won’t spoil it for any of you that haven’t watched it. The one person who hasn’t watched it, Jacob. Anyway, there’s this scene where there’s a security guard and his name tag on his chest says Hawk. So like, his last name is Hawk, or something like that. And then he hits a walkie-talkie and he says, this is Mike, reporting Sub Level One. And I was like, wait a minute, Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk? No. I was like, there’s no shot, that had to have been intentional, right. Oh, of course. But this is, like, 2006. Like, the fact that the writers of “National Treasure” were putting Mike Hawk jokes in a freaking children’s movie in 2006. Phenomenal, phenomenal. Ooh, so great. A little Easter egg for you. You don’t know if that’s, like, a joke between the writers. Like, yo, we got ’em. Right? Like, who’s gonna catch this? Right. Nobody’s gonna catch it. Except you know, the 22-year-old kids watching it, you know, 18 years after the movies come out and those jokes are actually funny now. And then you’re like, oh, my God, wait a second, Mike Hawk. Yeah, it’s like rewatching “SpongeBob” now. Yeah. There’s a lot of humor in it that I didn’t catch when I was, like, 8 or 10. Yeah. Or even like “Shrek”, you know. Those movies. Where it’s like, you’ll just hear something. You’re like, I was watching this as a kid? Yeah. Now I know why my parents were laughing so much. Right. Why they’re just cracking up and I’m laughing along even though I don’t get the joke. That, yo, I’m guilty of doing that. Yeah. Just laughing and I don’t get it. Yeah. I don’t get it. You just hear your parents laughing and you’re like, yeah, this is funny. I’m just a kid. And life is a nightmare. No, it’s not. Was that a little Simple Plan reference? You get that one Jacob? Oh, yeah. A little Simple plan. I can’t sing, but I would. I could sing, I don’t know. Am I allowed to sing Jacob’s songs on the podcast? You might get copyrighted. What? There might be copyright, I’m just kidding. I know. I’m worried. I didn’t know if I had you on- I’m just kidding. I wonder if you sing your own song, if you could copyright strike us. That would be kind of scummy. No. Don’t sing your songs. I’m singing. ’em- I’m independent. In my head right now. I’m independent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I give the approval. You know what I’m saying? Oh, good, good, good. Good, good, good. So you’re a big “SpongeBob” fan growing up? Yeah. I like “SpongeBob”. That’s my man. Bikini Bottom. You know what I’m saying? Ooh, I know what you’re saying. Okay. Who’s your favorite “SpongeBob” character? I, honestly, really used to like Sandy. Okay. ‘Cause it was just a cool vibe, but honestly “SpongeBob”. Just because of- “SpongeBob”? How optimistic he is. He’s delusionally optimistic. And I think that’s- He is. A lesson for people in real life. Like, a lot of things don’t go his way, but he keeps a pretty good mindset and he has a good heart. Yeah, it’s definitely a good outlook to have. Like, it’s, you know, you gotta just stay optimistic sometimes. You know? Yeah. Not like Squidward. Squidward’s a ding-dong. He’s so angry all the time. Yeah. It’s funny. A lot of people now are like, we all thought we were “SpongeBob” when we were kids and then we just grew up to be Squidward. Right. But I still wanna be “SpongeBob”. Same. Actually, I’m probably more like Patrick. Wow. I’m dumb as rocks. I’ll tell you what. I’m stupid. And the amount of time that I just lay down and do nothing. That’s me. That, we all do. We all do. I am Patrick. My favorite character in “SpongeBob” is the episode where Sandy’s bosses, they come down to, like, judge her scientific inventions. And they’re, like, the posh monkeys. They’re great. I love them. Reginald. They talked like this. And they’re monkeys. Reg. And then there’s the one that talks like this. Hello, Reginald? Whoa! Yo, you got those voices on lock. Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t remember their names. One of them is definitely Reginald, though. Yeah. I think they’re Reginald. Um. No, that’s all I got. Ooh, Jacob. I’m gonna ask you a very hard-hitting question. What are your Pop-Tart opinions? ‘Cause I think you have some serious ones, if I’m not mistaken. Yo, that’s actually so crazy. That’s like a question, a Pop-Tart, right? Like, Pop-Tart? Yeah. Pop-Tart. Yo. The toaster pastry. I love Pop-Tarts. Yeah. So I was just making sure. Like, how did you know this? Because this is crazy. Actually, Pop-Tart time is an essential part of my day. That’s so good to hear. Pop-Tart time is essential. I like the s’mores Pop-Tarts. I like the cinnamon ones. Okay. I do like the strawberry ones, as well. Other than that- Okay. Those are the three. But every- Yeah. Every single day at a certain time, I try to eat as much Pop-Tarts as I can. I respect that. I usually start my day off with a cup of coffee and a Pop-Tart. No way, at the start of the day. I think that there’s a very- What? At the start of the day. At the start of the day. Yeah. It’s usually a start of the day thing for me because we do a lot of cooking over in the Mythical Kitchen. Okay. And we’re, like, always cooking during, more towards the middle of the day. And so then I’m always eating food. Like, but when I come in in the morning, I don’t eat breakfast at home and I always start off my day with a cup of coffee. And then I’m, like, kind of hungry in the morning. Want a snack? It’s always Pop-Tart. What’s like- Always a Pop-Tart. Well, here’s the thing. I eat my pop tarts in a very specific way because I’m passionate about this, too. Okay. I love brown sugar and cinnamon. Mm-hmm. And strawberry. Those are my two favorite. Also raspberry, but raspberry and strawberry are, like, essentially the same thing. Mm-hmm. But I will say, when it comes to Pop-Tarts, okay. Okay. Don’t bite my head off. They’re not the same fruit. But when it comes to Pop-Tarts, they’re pretty much the same thing. But I will say I like the raspberry and strawberry room temp, I don’t heat those up at all, I like those ones to not be warm. Right. But brown sugar and cinnamon, it is the greatest Pop-Tart when it’s been microwaved for exactly 17 seconds. Whoa. You pop in the microwave for 17 seconds. Anymore, it’s too much. Any less, it’s not good enough. 17 seconds is the scientific, correct amount to microwave a brown sugar and cinnamon Pop-Tart and it’s a game changer, Jacob. I’m trying that today. It’s a game changer. Today? That’s my man. Today, I’m trying it. That’s my man. 17 seconds in the microwave. 17 Seconds in the microwave. ‘Cause it gives it a little bit of warmth, right? What it does is because if you microwave a Pop-Tart too long, the crust will get hard and it’ll get tough. And the inside will be too hot. So 17 seconds is the optimal amount of- It warms the inside filling, so you get an warm, gooey inside filling. But the outside stays flaky and then it’s not too hot to bite into. And the top and center are just a little bit warm. It’s perfect. 17 seconds. I’m trying that. Thank you for that. Of course. Do you have any- Pop-Tarts are crazy. They’ve come out with a lot of weird flavors. Oh, yeah. They’ve been doing some weird stuff recently. I respect that you said s’mores, though. Because I’ve had the s’mores Pop-Tarts and they’re pretty good, but I can’t get behind- You know what Pop-Tart freaking sucks? Blueberry. I was just gonna say that! Dude, I know! It’s so bad. That’s insane. It’s so bad. That people really enjoy eating the blueberry Pop-Tarts. Yeah, well, those people are dumb. I’m just kidding. Someone at Pop-Tart HQ. If you’re out there listening to this, you gotta work on your blueberry. ‘Cause I love blueberry. I love blueberry pies. I love blueberry bagels. Yep. But blueberry Pop-Tarts are freaking bad, okay. They’re bad. They don’t taste good. Do you think they sell less than other flavors? Like, do you think they can tell like, oh, the blueberry ones are not selling, or do you think they do have a fan base? Like, that’s keeping them going? I think they have a fan base, but all toxic things have a fan base. You know. All things that are bad still have fan bases. Okay. And that doesn’t mean that they should live on. Okay. Or be changed. Okay. Okay. Because blueberry Pop-Tarts need to be changed. And this is coming directly from myself and Jacob, two Pop-Tart experts, I would say. Yes. Pop-Tart experts. And we are saying right now that the blueberry Pop-Tarts are unequivocally bad and they need, something needs to happen. In our opinion. In our opinion. But our opinion is right, Jacob. Okay? Okay. Sorry. I have some breaking news. So someone did a ranking- Okay. Of the Pop-Tart flavors. And guess where they put blueberry. If it’s number one- Where? I might have to, like- I’m gonna flip the table. Yeah. It is, literally, number three. What? What’s in front of it? In front of it is strawberry. Okay. And then cherry, which I don’t think I’ve ever had a cherry. Cherry? What? I’ve never had one. Cherries might be worse than blueberry. Brown sugar and cinnamon isn’t top three? Who did this, Jamie? I wanna have words. Mashed, which is a pretty big publication. Mashed? Mashed? Jacob, grab your pitchfork and your torch. We’re going to Mashed HQ and we are freaking, yeah. We’re breaking down the door, okay. And we are gonna have words with them. ‘Cause this is an injustice. It is, this is crazy. This is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m so fired up right now. I could freaking, I’m about flip the table. I swear. I’m gonna chill out for a second. I’m gonna Zen out because I’m a little bit too fired up. Jacob, now’s the time- Right. For you to teach me- Yo. Your breathing techniques. I really think that you should practice, have you ever tried deep breathing? I haven’t, but I heard that, I mean, occasionally. But I’ve heard that you do a lot of breathing techniques. So walk me through ’em right now ’cause I need to chill out. All right, so I actually found this guy, Wim Hof, online. Yeah. And he’s one of the most superhuman people I’ve ever watched. He’s broken 26 World Records. He practices these different practices that get him out of his mental health struggles. Yeah. If you look into his story, he’s faced a lot of adversity, but he’s used these techniques of deep breathing and cold exposure- Yeah. As two ways to battle against his depression. Yeah. I’m a super fan online, reached out to him, and started practicing these guided breathings. Yeah. And it’s about 30 or 40 deep breaths. Immediately in and then letting go. Not forcing the exhalation. Okay. Just deep breath in, breathing into the diaphragm, the chest. Yeah. Every part of the body, oxygenating the body. And there’s so many good guided ones online. This is how I found out about this guy. Yeah. But the breathing, specifically, it’s 30 to 40 deep breaths in and out. And after 40th, or 30 or 40th exhalation, after exhalation, you pause. And your body’s been oxygenated, but now you have no oxygen in the body. And this is where we’re able to go past our cardiovascular system and tackle against and strengthen our immune system, which I didn’t even know breathing could do. That’s crazy. It makes you feel more alive too, man. I’m not, I understand for some, this sounds crazy, but- No. For me, it’s really helped me. It’s called the Wim Hof- That’s awesome. Guided Breathing Method. There’s free ones on YouTube and that’s the I use every day. Yeah, that’s awesome. I went and met Wim Hof and filmed this for you guys to show you me getting outta my comfort zone, and it’s called “Breathe: The Documentary”, on my YouTube channel, if you wanna check it out. Yeah. I saw that. It’s so cool. I mean, I don’t, I breath, I tend to, ’cause I, you know, I’ve struggled with some mental health stuff in the past and even just, like, getting stressed out. Like, I definitely, like, have used breathing in the past to, like, it’s a way of calming myself down. But definitely, like, the documentary’s so cool. I mean, everybody, you should go check it out. It’s like, taking that time to just, like, recenter your body and, like, inhale and exhale and just, like, let your, kind of like, body reset and really fill up your lungs. It’s huge. Yeah, like, I can’t- Definitely would recommend. From anxiety and these other things, we can, kind of, lock up our stomachs without knowing we’re doing it. And take shallow breaths- Yeah. Instead of, like, Yeah. And that could be such a big, like, difference-maker in somebody’s life that might not have that in their head. Like, oh, I can just take a deep breath in times where I feel like my body might be shutting down on me. And I’ve been there- Yeah. Where it feels like that and the breathing’s helped me. And also cold showers. No, yeah. A cold shower every day. Freezing. Cold shower every day? Two minutes and 30 seconds of freezing until I have chills. Ooh, dude. I used to get cold showers when I was a kid as punishment. Really? Yeah, no, so, ’cause it was the only thing. ‘Cause I was a little d-bag kid, okay. I was a little twerp. You ready? This is a funny story. I don’t know why. I don’t know what it was about me, or who I was, I was a good kid, but there was one thing that I was just an a-hole about. And it was potty training, okay. Mm-hmm. Because I was potty trained. I knew how to use the bathroom by myself, but like, I don’t know if it was out of spite, or something. I would just be sitting in the room, like, watching a TV show or something. Watching “SpongeBob”, maybe. And my mom would be like, hey, Trevor, do you need to use the restroom? And I’d look at her, and I’d just piss my pants. Like, straight up. Just like, out of spite. Like, I didn’t want to get up from whatever I was doing. And so I’d be, like, yeah, I know how to use the potty, but I’m just gonna go right in my pants. And my parents were freaking tired of it. So my dad, he put me in the shower, he cranked it till, like, he was super cold and he held me in there with his foot. And he just held me in the cold shower with this foot. I did it one more time after that, got one more cold shower, and then that was it, I never did it again. Wow. So, the cold showers helped me. Thank you, Dad, for teaching me not to be a little, freaking idiot. Like, why was I just pissing my pants? Right, but you know, those are things that happen. And you learn from ’em. Exactly, no, I- And like, would we want it any other way? It makes for a great story right now. Exactly. Exactly. Thank you, Dad, for giving me content for the internet later in life by putting me in a cold shower because I piss my pants. I’ve tried putting many of my friends in cold showers. You know, I think that cold showers can get you out of your conditioning. Immediately, you’re uncomfortable. Yeah. And if you’re willing to be uncomfortable, then any other part of the day is not gonna phase you. Yeah, I definitely have, like, ’cause I used to be one of those people that took, like, extremely hot showers. Like, I was cranking the water. Ooh. And I know it’s, like, not good for you. In some ways it is, you know, like for your skin. It can be nice. But I started just moving more towards colder. I don’t do super cold showers, unless I’m really hot. But like, I’ve definitely moved more towards, like, lukewarm, kind of like, warmer, just like, not super hot. But, I don’t, cold showers are tough. I used to do ice baths in high school. Wow. After basketball games. ‘Cause I just, like, wanna ice. That’s the real deal. Yeah. Which was, oh, my God. I would, like, take a book in there and I’d just try not to focus on the fact that I was literally freezing. Wow. A book? I’ve never even heard of that. So you’d read to, kind of, take your mind off the cold. Yeah, ’cause I didn’t, it was mostly for my legs. And so I would just, like, submerge, like, almost all the way, but I’d always just, like, leave my arms out and I’d just have a book. Because I also love to read and I enjoy reading. I would read in the normal bath, too. I took a lot of normal, warm baths and I would read in there, too. So it was more of a bath activity, not necessarily an ice bath activity. Right. You’re a big “Truman Show” fan. One of your favorite movies? Its my favorite movie of all time. It’s become, like, I’m obsessed with that. Yeah. Yeah. I love “The Truman Show”. I think it’s a phenomenal movie. Great movie. It’s great. I remember the first time I watched it. ‘Cause I had no knowledge going in the first time I watched it. So I didn’t know what was going on. And I remember just being, like, oh, my God, that’s crazy. And then you figure it out. And then, you had that like- What it is. Yeah, when you figure it out and then you have that moment of, like, what if that’s me? What if I’m living in “The Truman Show” right now? That’s the one, that’s I think what got me so emotionally, like, attached to the movie was, yo, this is awfully close to reality. Yeah. Like, imagine everything’s, like, a simulation. Yeah. Dude, what would you do if you, like, figured out you woke up, like, in “the Truman Show”? Like, you’re Jim Carrey- Ooh, man. And you’re in a gigantic bubble, living a fake life. ‘Cause Jim Carrey, you know, the first thing he does is he wants to figure out what’s going on and then how to get out. Mm-hmm. But like, if I figured out I was in a bubble for people entertainment all over the world and I was living a fake life, I’d probably, like, keep it a secret that I knew and then just, kind of, try and mess with people. Right. I feel like I’d get a little weird. That’s a cool way to look at it. I might, like- They gotta do- Start plotting a murder. A spinoff movie with that way, see how- That, yeah. I feel like I’d, like, start plotting a murder, like, to kill someone. Ooh. Like, oh, my God. Like just, but like, not do it. But like, get people anxious. Like, oh, my God, is he gonna murder someone? And then see what they would do. Ooh, yeah. Like, just start doing some crazy stuff. Going, like, off the rails and then, like, see what they would all do to try and- ‘Cause you know, they coax him in the movie into doing different things. Like, they try and give him, like, you know, they push him along a certain path. So I would see how far they were willing to go to, like, keep me along a path if I just, like, went off the rails. Mm. But like, not actually hurt anyone, or do anything, but just, like, hint at it, you know. Mm-hmm. Would you do anything crazy? No, I’d lose my mind, bro. I love how the- You’d lose your mind? Huge fear of the ocean throughout the movie. Yeah. And I think that’s a cool symbol of, like, facing fear can, kind of, get you out of the bubble that you may have created for yourself. Yeah. If someone is going through that journey. So I would definitely do some crazy things. I’d probably jump right into the water and- Just swim. Yeah, I don’t know what would happen, but I would be so defeated, you know. Imagine this world that you think is real, it just turns out to be a movie set. Yeah. And other people can, you know, wear your merch from home. But you don’t, like, there’s hidden cameras all over your house. Yeah. All, like, tapped. I would be a little bit- Yeah. And I mean your whole life to be that. Right. Like, that’s what’s crazy. Like, if I found out that, like, oh, the last two years, it was a simulation, or something. But like, to figure out that your whole life has been, like, that’s a lie. Like, that would be a lot to reconcile. But I’d probably just lose it. Yeah. I’d start going crazy. I’d like, pretend to build a bomb. I’d start setting stuff on fire, or something. Yeah. You know. You know. See what they do. I’d rebel. I did, actually, a music video for my song “For Real”. Yeah. And it’s “Truman Show” inspired. Mm-hmm. The whole thing is, like, on set of “The Truman Show”, so- Oh, wow. Paying some tribute to how much that’s, like- Yeah. Been a part of my life. Yeah. Do you have any other favorite Jim Carrey movies? I like “Jim and Andy”. Yeah. Like, “Jim and Andy”, how he, kind of, got lost in that character. Yeah. I thought that was pretty fascinating. Yeah. But I’m more of a fan of, like, when Jim Carrey’s in that, like, super bubbly, like, over the top. Yeah. I really like that. Going back to, like, “SpongeBob”, even. It must be something I relate to about this bubbly, over the top. Yeah. I love that. It frees me from concern. Yeah. I respect that. I definitely have, like, been that, like, that way before, where I was, like, I’ve been pessimistic, not even pessimistic, just like, struggling with mental health, depression, whatever. And even just, like, trying, you know, like, there’s something for me that has always helped, like, if I’m in a bad mood or if I’m feeling down, like, even if I can’t, like, make myself happy per se. Or if I can’t do anything to help myself, that doesn’t mean that, like, that should have any effect on the people around me. ‘Cause there was a time when I was, like, I was kind of a bad, I was a mean person to some of my friends when I was going through some of those mental health struggles. And, you know, growing out of that and going through that, I definitely grew as a person to be, like, I don’t ever wanna be mean or pessimistic, especially to the people that I love. Like, if I can do anything I can to put a smile on somebody else’s face. Like, that’s good enough for me. Even if, like, you know, there are times when I can’t put a smile on my own face. Just knowing that I can, you know, make someone else’s day better. Like, that makes me happy. Yes. And so that’s definitely been something that’s been really fun about working here at Mythical. And started to get deep on everyone, but one thing that- I love it. Do it. I really loved about coming into this company and this industry is just knowing that, yeah, I do silly stuff on the internet. Does it have a long-term meaning in the scope of the universe? Probably not. But do I get the opportunity to, you know, make people smile and make people happy on a day-to-day basis? Yeah. And I think that’s a really cool thing. And so, I get a lot of comments of people telling me, like, oh, Trevor’s such, like a, you know, happy, fun, bubbly, like, presence. And that’s just what I want. You are. You have have great energy, bro. Yeah. That’s what I wanna do. I wanna bring people smiles. Mm-hmm. So I definitely respect that, kind of like, relation to those characters and especially someone like Jim Carrey, who is just- So many of his roles are just, like, these over the top, just crazy, very fun, very energetic. And I think he’s great. Shout out to Jim Carrey. Shout out to Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey, if you’re out there listening, shout out. Jacob and I both love you. Yes. So big shout out to Jim Carrey. You have a song called “Sweatshirt”. Yes. I’ve listened to it many times. Okay. I’m sure the people out there have listened to it. Yeah. So I have a question. Okay. Have you ever lost a sweatshirt to a girl that you wish you could get back? Have you ever had a sweatshirt that you gave to a girl and you never got it back- Hell, yeah. And that has haunted you? Hell, yeah. Ooh, man. Ooh, man. It’s tough out here. Yeah, I’m missing. I’m missing a couple sweatshirts. Yeah. What’s the one that you miss the most? I don’t. You gotta answer the question, Jacob. Of course. Of course. I just, let me, gotta take a deep breath. This is the moment. Yeah. Okay. That’s always been a thing, like, in school. Especially in middle school. Yeah. Like, dude, I’d have friends over after school and then all my hoodies are gone. Yeah. And then the next day at school, people are wearing my hoodies. And I’m like- Yeah. And then it, like, starts a story. Like, oh, I was hanging with Jacob. Like, and I’m like, oh yeah, like, I’m the sweatshirt guy. So it really- Yeah. It really fit with my aesthetic. Yeah. Well you seem like a hoodie appreciator. Hell, yeah. Like, you’re a hoodie fan. I’m a big hoodie fan. Yeah. I’m a hoodie fan. I’ve got too many hoodies. Well, no, I don’t. I have the perfect amount. However many I have is the perfect amount. But like, I have favorite hoodies and then I have some hoodies that I like, but they aren’t necessarily my favorite. Mm-hmm. But I am emotionally attached to every single one of them. Right. And my girlfriend has taken my hoodies before. And I’ve given them to her freely and willingly. But then she won’t give ’em back for a while. And I have to tell her. Also, Destiny. Freaking Destiny. I love her, but she is the messiest eater ever, okay. And I have a big problem with stains. I’m like, anal about stains. I actually wore a pair of pants today that have a visible stain on them and I’m losing my mind. It has made me anxious all day because there’s a stain on my pants. And I hate it ’cause I didn’t get the chance to do laundry. And she’s the messiest eater ever. And she’s gotten stains on so many of my hoodies. And I had to tell her, straight up, I had to be like, Destiny, this is a problem. I’m gonna stop giving you my hoodies if you keep getting stains on them, okay. You’re eating a Jimmy John’s, or a freaking Jersey Mike sandwich. And how is that much mustard ending up on my hoodie? Right. I don’t get it. Yeah. Anyway. I’m sorry. That was a little rant. That was me. I need to breathe. It’s okay, man. We’ll get through this. Deep breathing. Come on. Let’s do five together. Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m ready. Okay. Even after five, tell me if you feel different. All right. Okay. So deeply in. Letting go. Deeply in. And that’s, like, a little preview. Wow. After 25 more, I mean, it’s a- Yeah. You feel good. No, Jamie’s nodding her head. I like, I literally, you can probably hear it in my voice. I’m immediately more relaxed. It’s definitely- That was phenomenal. A different vibe. Yeah. Shout out to Wim Hof. This is not, like, I just created this. I’m a super fan of this technique that’s been around super long. Yeah. Shout out to Wim Hof. Wim Hof, the GOAT. Destiny, I’m sorry for flying off the handle like that. I know it was wrong of me to do it on this public format. That’s a private conversation for us to have later, but I’m gonna breathe before I do it. Yeah. Hoodies can be replaced. Okay. They can be. Human people cannot. But love can’t be. Love cannot be. Love can’t be. Right. Exactly. Jacob, thank you. You’ve taught me a valuable lesson today. Because I was losing my mind over stains on my hoodies and I can just get another hoodie. There will always be more hoodies. There will be. But there won’t always be another Destiny. And that’s my destiny. That was so corny. That was beautiful. That was beautiful, man. Feel free to laugh at me. Do we have the tissues? Shut up. Jacob just talked to an empty room. Like, we got the tissues? Yo, we got the tissues? If they want the tissues. Like, is Cruz sitting over there just in tears? Just. Yo, we got the tissues? I don’t even think. Ooh, man. That’s so funny. No, I love hoodies. I actually don’t think I’ve, I don’t know if I’ve permanently lost any hoodies. But I mean, that’s the thing is if it happened that long ago, I don’t even remember ’em. So they must not matter that much. Although, Destiny, if you ever get anything on my “Fantasia” hoodie, I’m gonna lose my mind. That’s like, your favorite. That’s my hoodie. That’s the hoodie that I refuse to wear to work because I don’t want it to smell bad. Because it always smells, like, I always smell like food when I come home from work. And that is the one hoodie that I refuse to wear to work because I don’t want anything to get on it. And I don’t want it to smell like onions. And so I don’t wear it to work. That’s the one hoodie. And it’s actually gotten to the point where I probably idolize this hoodie too much. ‘Cause I can’t even tell you the last time I wore it. Like, it’s just, like, almost to look at in the closet. Like, wow. Ooh, sweatshirts. So ridiculous. Ooh, sweatshirts. You, there’s a story- Ooh, man. There’s a story about you getting arrested. Arrested? No. Wait, that was a fake story about, like, cops barging into your house? Oh, no. That happened. But I was never, like, arrested for that. Ooh, okay. No. Yeah. So you were never arrested, but you, it was like fake, right? Like cops, yeah. Like, I’ve been swatted before, I’ve had police kick down my doors and put me in cuffs. You got swatted. And helicopters flying over the crib and everything. Ooh, my God, dude. It was scary. It was very- That is awful. I am so sorry that happened to you. Yeah, it was crazy. I think I blocked that outta my memory. I’m sorry for bringing it up. People used to do it a lot. I think it happens more to Twitch streamers and live streaming. Yeah. ‘Cause they can get that reaction to it live. Yeah. But this was, like, I think all of a sudden it’s like 4:00 AM and I hear some glass shatter at the house, like, behind us. Yeah. And I’m like, oh, shoot. Like, woke me up. I’m scared. Yeah. My manager’s still sleeping. And all of a sudden there’s lights, like, shining into the crib and there’s helicopters over the crib. And they’re like, everybody in the house needs to get out. And I’m like, waking up my manager at 4:00 A.M., like, yo, this doesn’t sound real. But there’s helicopters above us telling, you gotta get up. He’s like, yeah, right, dude. Like, there’s no way I’m getting up, dude. Like, no way. Ooh. And I’m like, yo, you gotta get up, bro. I swear they’re gonna kick down the doors is what they’re saying. And he’s like, what? Like, and as soon as we’re walking over, I mean, they literally, through the back door, kick it open and like probably 10 people with, like, loaded, like, machine. Like, I don’t know guns like that, but- Yeah, They’re like, ready for combat. I was terrified. Yeah. We like, walked to them with our hands up and we’re on the ground. I remember there was, like, pieces of glass that had shattered at the neighbor’s house on the floor. And we’re like, I’m like, yo, do you know my song “Sweatshirt”? Do you know my “Hit or Miss”? You got the wrong guy. My managers singing the songs to the police officers. Like- Ooh, my God. ♪ Sweatshirt ♪ Like, you don’t recognize? I swear. And we were, like, this cannot be happen. Neighbors from the street are outside looking. Bro. Ooh, my God. Craziest experience ever at, like, 4 A.M. one night. Insane. That is crazy. I mean, swatting is like, that is- If you’re out there, okay. And I don’t think there’s anybody listening to this that would ever do it. But that is one of the worst things that you can do to a person. It’s bad. That is so dangerous. Yes. And stupid. And like, traumatizing. That’s terrible. Yeah. Don’t ever do it. Don’t ever even consider the idea. Yeah, like, even if you don’t like a certain person, even if they’re your favorite. Even if the sky’s blue, even if it’s a cloudy day, it’s not a good thing to do. It’s, yeah, I’m sorry that happened. ‘Cause that is awful. But that so funny that you were like, do you know my song “Sweatshirt”? Hell, yeah. I had to ask. You know. That is hilarious. I was like, yo. What a way to respond. I wouldn’t be able, if that happened to me I would literally- Bro, I was like, yo, they think we’re like, they were told. They got a call from someone that there were, like, people in the house, like, held hostage. Like- Ooh. They were doing, like, a look through of the house. They had like- Yeah. And once they found out that it was empty, you know, that’s when at the time we’re like, yo, like, you can go through whatever, but this is crazy that you had to wake us up and put us through this whole process. Like- That’s insane. And I remember my parents, I was a minor at the time. Yeah. So my parents actually wrote a letter to the mayor of Los Angeles- Oh, wow. Saying how wrong it is to send all that when it’s not necessary. Yeah. And that they need to make some changes with how quick they respond with helicopters. ‘Cause it costs them a lot of money, too. And it’s disappointing for everyone. Yeah, I mean, there’s no reason. Like it’s such a waste of resources. Like, there could be actual bad things happening that these people need to respond to. And you think it’s funny to send them to some random person’s house because you don’t like them, or whatever. Yeah. I don’t know. That’s insane. I can’t believe like, that just scares me. That’s so. It’s crazy. It is a bit scary. I’ve got a little bit here for you. All right. Who Ever Smelt It. Jacob, what? Sorry. I got a little sidetracked. I think I know where this is going. Yeah. I think you do, too. Okay. What is the most embarrassing place you have ever let a stinky one rip? Or maybe just a loud one. Didn’t even have to be stinky. Ooh, so the loud one is where they get you because- Yeah. You know, you can think like, oh, I’m gonna get away with this, but then it’s like, and then it’s like, ooh. Yeah, we’ve all been there. Well, recently, I’m not even joking, I’m a pro at holding in my farts till I get home. Yeah. It’s almost like I’ve mastered the skill. I mean, I get home and then I let it all out when I’m alone. It’s bad for you though. You shouldn’t do that. Oh, it’s bad. It builds up in my stomach. But I try to, like- Yeah. deep breathe and all these techniques. Yeah. You know. But I have had some really, really bad experiences where that happens, like, bad. Yeah? Let’s get into it. I probably had a nice dinner or at a meeting, like, a big, like, label executive, or like- Ooh, that’s hard. Yeah. Probably in, like, a big meeting. Like, where I probably shouldn’t. But like, you know what, if it’s loud enough, you can do a little toot. No one’s gonna judge you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that’s the thing is you think it’s loud enough and then you, like, for whatever reason, the universe likes to play dirty little tricks on us. Where things are loud and bubbling, you’re like, oh, yeah, I can let a little sneaky fart rip. And then, everything gets quiet. Right as you do it. It’s like, God is laughing at us. He knows. Whatever God is out there is just laughing at us as we let a fart rip and everybody just quiets down. Or you think it’s gonna be quiet. And then it comes out not quiet. That- Right. Is- It’s like, well, hello there. ‘Cause you weren’t expecting it. You know? You’re like, oh, this is gonna be quiet. And then you let it go. And you’re just face immediately red. Just beet red. And you’re like, ooh, no. Yeah. ‘Cause you can get away. If you let a silent one go, even if it’s smelly, there’s plausible deniability that you can blame it on someone else. Especially if you’re in a public place. You can be like, you lean to your friend, you’re like, holy crap, you smell that? I think this guy next to me, just, you know. You can play it off. Even though I wouldn’t do that. I’m not a bad person. So I think the first person to say it, like, is most of the time guilty of it. Sometimes. I just admit. You know, I own up to it. Now see, that’s cool. ‘Cause I’m not ashamed. That’s cool, man. Everybody does it, dude. Just own up to it. That’s cool, man. I respect that. Hey, well, you know, I’m also, like, a garbage person. So I like- Where’s the craziest place that you’ve let one rip? God, I keep having to come up with stories for this, not come up, but like think of stories for this. I already told you about how I used to pee my pants when I was a kid. Isn’t that enough for you? Um. No. I’ve done it on the plane before. I’ve done it on the plane before. And that’s the worst because, you know, you got the pressurized cabin. Oh. Ooh. And it was actually, this is a very popular story is when I had- The story that this is from is from when I had food poisoning on a plane. But yeah, I had food poisoning on a plane and I was going through it. I was flying by myself and I was in the window. and I couldn’t get up to go to the bathroom. I was like, I just have to stay here. I like, grabbed little baggy and I just, like, curled into the window and put my face in the bag. But I definitely let a couple farts rip on that plane. And the poor couple next to me, I’m so sorry. I apologize if you’re listening. I just, I was going through it, you know. And I wasn’t trying to hide it, but I had to. I was in a lot of pain. It was hard, okay. Right. It’s hard. So that’s a rough one. Pressurized cabin. And especially if you’re flying by yourself, I mean, it spreads to everyone. Everyone smells it. It’s such a condensed area. Mm. So don’t fart on planes. If you can help it. Have you ever peed in a public swimming pool? Oh, yeah. Actually- I do that, like, for sport. I like, find as many public pools as I can. I just pee in ’em. I think I’m guilty of maybe doing that before, man. Not like that, where I go to each pool, but I’ve done it once. I’ve done it once. Maybe. No, I’ve peed in pools, okay. You know, we’ve all, everybody, if you think that you’re above peeing in a pool, then you’re just kidding yourself ’cause everyone’s done it. Well, for a while, in the movie “Grown Ups”, the pool changes color when they peed. Yeah. So I- Classic scene. For awhile, that I couldn’t do it. Yeah. That’s a classic scene. That gave everyone a lot of anxiety about peeing in pools. I’ve actually, one more fart story ’cause I think it’s funny. Yeah. I’ve made it a little game I play recently where I virtually crop dust my friends. So anytime, I play a lot of video games. And so I’m usually in a call with a lot of my friends just at any time. And now every time I’m at home in my room and I fart, I try and get it so that the mic picks it up. Okay. And so like, nobody will be talking and I just, like, I’ll, like, lean back in my chair. And like, kind of lift my legs up a little bit. And so now I just, I’m always farting on Discord calls and making sure my friends can hear it. And then I see my little green bubble light up, like my mic’s picking it up. And then they’re like, Trevor. I’m like, yeah. Got him. Little virtual crop dust. Right. Little sport I like to play. A little fun game. That sounds like something. Ooh, man. Jacob, this has been such a pleasure. Thank you for having me. This has been so great. Dude, thank you for coming on. Can we be friends? I’m already friends- Can we? I would love- With Ariel. To be friends. Yeah. The three of us should hang out sometime. I’m super down. Do you live in LA? I do. I live in LA. I’m already here. I’m here. Sick. I’m gonna get your phone number and we can hang out. I would love to. That’s epic. That makes me very excited. I’m excited to talk to you more. Same. I wanna talk to you about all of your favorite Virginia spots, all that fun stuff. We can get back into it. Let’s talk some time. Feel free to plug yourself. Tell everyone where they can find you. Yo, everybody, you can find me on socials. On Spotify. On Apple Music. I just dropped the EP called “Lost But Found”. Dropped a single called “FEAR OF INTIMACY”. Lot of music coming this year. I’m independent. I’m having fun. Moving at my own pace, baby. And yeah. And I’m gonna keep making documentaries. Check out, “Breathe”. There’s more on the way. Some very, very cool people. And just have fun. Try acting and check out everything. My handle is jacobsartorius, which is spelled J-A-C-O-B-S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S. I love you guys. And please show love to the “Trevor Talks Too Much” podcast because they did not have to have me on here, but they did. Aww. And they’re starting something super cool, so let’s go. Thank you so much. That’s so sweet. I had such a great time, Jacob. Thank you so much for coming on. Everybody, that was Jacob Sartorius. It was so much fun. He’s such a good, such a good guy. I had a great time. Make sure to check him out on YouTube. His documentary “Breathe”. Honestly, the breathing exercise is really cool. You should definitely check him out. Check out his song “Sweatshirt”. Check out his new EP, “Lost But Found”. And follow him on socials @jacobsartorius Please go check him out. He’s a great kid. And you should definitely go, you know, give him some support, give him some love. Jamie. How did that go? That went really well. I think that it was, like, nice for him because he’s friends with Baby Ariel. Yeah. And he was like, ooh, like, this is fun. Yeah. And now I get to do it, too. Yeah. And he really liked that. Yeah. You guys got a little deep, too. Yeah, we did. We went a little deep. I mean, I was expecting at some point to get deep with a guest, you know, just if that’s the way the conversation moves. I didn’t think it was gonna be Jacob. He, I mean, we just, it kind of flowed right into it. And I think it was a really cool conversation. We hit some highs, hit some, you know, little more deep stuff. We had some funny moments. Pop-Tart time. That was hilarious. Kid loves Pop-Tarts. Dude, I’m telling you. Try a frozen one. Just one time. I’m not, Jamie. Nobody eats frozen Pop-Tarts. The whole point of a Pop-Tart is that, like, Toaster Strudels, those come frozen. And the whole point is that you warm them up. That’s just like biting into a rock-hard, bad pastry. I don’t know. Like, have you ever had a frozen Oreo? No! What is wrong? You leave the food stuff to me, Jamie, okay. You leave the food opinions to me, okay. And you tell me if I sound good, or if there’s a level that you need to adjust. I don’t know what, that was so, I’m sorry. That was so condescending. Jamie- No. Not at all. That’s hilarious. You’re so good at your job. And you do so many things that- It doesn’t take talent to enjoy Pop-Tarts. It takes talent to do what you do. So I’ll cut you some slack on enjoying Pop-Tarts the wrong way. Thank you. I appreciate it. No, that was, honestly, that was such a good time. He’s a really great guy. I think we’re actually gonna be friends. It seems like. Mm-hmm. But yeah. Super fun. Super fun. What was I? What was- You’re ending the podcast. No. Yeah. Isn’t there another guest now? No. We don’t do these back to back? Unfortunately. All right. Well, attention everyone. There’s a new Mythical podcast alert. Stevie Wynne Levine. We all love her. And she is hosting a podcast called “Best Friends Back, Alright!”, with her best friend from high school from 15 years ago, Neagheen Homaifar, they’re gonna host it together. They’re gonna talk all about all sorts of adolescent things and it’s gonna be freaking epic. Drops soon, so there’s gonna be a link in the description of this episode that you can go check it out at. Or you can search it up on Spotify, Apple, wherever you get your podcast. We’re super pumped about it. So go check it out. Thank you everyone for listening to “Trevor Talks Too Much”. Thank you for all the support. It really means a lot. Make sure to listen every Tuesday on Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast. And hopefully listen to me and my new pals. Definitely leave a review, that really helps us out. It’s just so I know the right amount of talking to do, ’cause I think sometimes I go a little overboard. Wouldn’t you say, Jamie? Mm? Make sure to also check out the video version of the podcast. That’s available on YouTube, “Trevor Talks Too Much”, the following Monday after the episode releases. And yeah. Follow all the other Mythical properties stuff on socials. We’re on TikTok. We’re on Instagram. Go check out Mythical Kitchen. We do some fun cooking over there. 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