we’ve been making internet videos for 17 years okay all right do that again but I’ll be more ready for it than my face said that I was here we go we’ve been making internet videos for 17 years and in all of those 17 years there’s one thing we’ve never done we’ve never dug a hole so we’re going to dig a hole we already dug the hole that’s true and this is that video yes you’re gonna you’re gonna be with us all along the way was that your stomach yes are you hungry for some hole it ain’t easy to dig a hole in Los Angeles no as a matter of fact you have to drive approximately 90 minutes outside of town in order to find a spot where you have been approved to dig a hole without interruption so we are going to the desert to dig a hole um I mean this is where people bury bodies we’re not doing that we’re not we’re not we’re not burying anything no we’re just digging a hole how big is the hole don’t don’t even think about it we’re just digging the hole man we’re going out here we’re just doing our thing digging digging digging a hole well listen I know you want to be in the moment I want to be in the moment as well but I kind of want to know what we’re what we’re signing up for you got somewhere to be no I just want to know when we’ve succeeded uh the biggest hole that we can dig if we decide that we’re going to dig the biggest hole that we can dig then if that’s any smaller than what we were hoping we would dig we’re going to leave disappointed and I’m feeling good right now I don’t want to leave disappointed I wanna I would be feeling good now yeah then and in the future yeah so why don’t let’s just decide on a size a medium-sized hole we dug a medium-sized hole that’s certainly manageable it’s not setting expectations too high for us or for the audience it’s also not setting up too low it’s not like we dug a little hole right it’s the Goldilocks of holes we dug a Goldilocks hole no we don’t say that could be the title no we dug a medium-sized salt there’s a lot of spots for a hole I couldn’t think of a better place to dig a hole but you’re right there’s a lot of place that we could dig a hole I mean we’re not going to turn this whole thing into a hole because that’s uh that would be well that’d be too big I feel like we needed we should do something like um I feel like there’s there’s like a spiritual element to this Marco Polo are you just following me just like what you go you go first just kind of just feel it out a little bit I’m gonna follow her where my spirit leads and I’m gonna place my hand over my heart when I feel I’m there is this kind of like like a divining Rod yeah it’s a fine mining Rod without a divining rod and don’t use your own dividing Rod it’s not that kind of video that would be interesting though to get aroused and then follow your pecker where it led not it did you see me on my hands and knees well I could tell all of a sudden it sounded like your voice was closer to the Earth and then I looked and you were I was trying to make you happy I was very happy when I saw you on your knees walking walking forwards that’s right walking forwards Marco that’s right Holo Marco come on now that’s right you’re trying to get your way yeah that’s right okay this is the spot that my spirit led me to I just feel like for me this is an exercise in yes we’re digging a medium-sized hole yes we’re gonna do it this way yes are you gonna be this way from now on you’re not you’re Yes Man nope okay it wasn’t quite as dramatic as how it would be I don’t know what I was expecting uh and it immediately registered with me that this is not going to necessarily be easy or fun does it matter if we make the same pile I don’t know maybe we should have one pile for consistency and while we’re making a pile are we making a hole that’s a philosophical question why is it that we choose to identify with the whole rather than the hill why is it that we are drawn to saying we dug a hole rather than we made a hill I think this is a universal thing you know what there is nothing I’d rather be doing right now than digging a hole seriously this is exactly what I want to be doing and there’s no I love that for you and there’s no one else I’d rather be digging hey man there’s nobody I’d really be digging a hole within you really though thanks for being here but I said it and I meant it well maybe I mean if I could if I could snap my fingers in my one of my dead grandfathers would be back one day I’m going to be gone and you’re going to look back on digging this hole and you’re gonna be glad it was me and not your grandma okay I’ll dig your hole I’ll dig your grave well I’ve seen how unproficiently you dig a hole so yeah but you’re going to be cremated so I think I can dig like one shovel for them we’ll just toss it in you can do that yeah go outside and find some ground that’s smooth and flat and holeless one two three you feel dirt and hear the Earth tell you what it needs got around something with wholis Hollis coleus so soulless Focus two boys who are soulless focus focus focus focus focus and wholeness um pick a fight and take a pill that’ll help you with your focus you know like one of those like the things that always get advertised on Tick Tock you heard about it on a podcast and you got your first month free yeah okay you wanted to do some Harmony when you go outside you feel the dirt and hear the Earth tell you what it needs you pick a spot and take a pill that’ll help you with your focus you heard about it on a podcast and you got your first month free now we’re digging a hole with what we’re doing [Music] [Music] [Music] that’s what we’re doing but it is [Music] [Applause] [Music] even nothing [Applause] cut it cut it cut it I can see that you were really in a Zone in a good place and I’m sorry that I had to stop it but pull me out of it I was becoming very concerned with the growing dimensions of the hole Yeah I’d say that’s a big hole yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right like if if I invited you over to my house and I said hey come look at this hole I dug in my backyard what would you say when you saw it I would say you dug a damn big hole exactly and what do we set out to do a medium-sized I do remember that okay but can you blame me no I mean you’re having fun I was having fun we were having fun just get back in there and scrape some off until we get to medium I mean medium is probably I don’t know like it’s kind of hard to tell but we I think we’ll we’ll know when we feel no we can’t do that there is a medium-sized hole inside of every large hole My Hope was that we could recapture the medium-sized hole simply by taking some of the large hill we had created from the large hole and putting it back into the large holder then therefore make a medium-sized so I don’t think there’s a medium-sized hole inside every large size hole I think that moment has passed and you convinced me say that again you convinced me because while technically there is a medium-sized Soul inside of every large hole I completely agree that in the spirit of what we’re trying to do here is to dig a medium-sized hole and it’s okay to fail a large hole by succeeding too hard a large hole that becomes a medium-sized hole is a substantially different thing we failed we dug a large hole it’s large-ish [Music] our problem was the first time we went out there we had not even established what a medium-sized hole was did we think we’re just going to suddenly get to a point and be like oh this feels medium I think I kind of did no we didn’t and so and we just didn’t think it through so then it was about determining and getting on the same page as to what is medium-sized exactly that yeah I mean do you think that Peter Jackson just went out and started making Lord of the Rings actually no he didn’t because I watched the behind the scenes many times and I feel like this analogy they did like a vaccine the wrong message like a previz they did a pre-vis we did it the same way they made Lord of the Rings is all I’m saying yeah and I don’t agree over the years we have learned a valuable lesson rather than learning how to do something yourself just hire someone who can do a thing that you can’t and then give them a nickname like Twinkie fingers or twinkle fingers yeah or twinkle fingers he responds to all of those all right twinkle fingers what you got for us all right so we took 200 photos of the hole and we analyzed it to create a Pixel Perfect 3D model it looks like Mars oh man that’s our hole man yeah that’s good work so far oh okay yeah so far that’s good work how how much work have you already put into this I don’t want to say I don’t think I want you to say either was there something more important that you should have been working on a lot of things yeah no no dude listen oh sorry no this is hey hey where did you get a sense that this is important and listen we’re the ones that determine what’s important man right now this is the most important thing in your life this is now the top priority right this was giving us crucial information precise Dimensions with no actual physical exertion are there any more other elements can you like put us in there or anything yeah I can put you in there so you can kind of get a better sense do you have any what clothing packages what skin King like skins that is the that is the stance that we were in most of the time when we were out there though don’t you remember yeah Barefoot and T tied here how about I give you green onesies yeah that makes me feel good perfect yeah so you can just like make a hole with this thing well I I can draw on the ground like a circle is that okay yeah because we we need a medium-sized hole okay make it I think we need to stick with rectangular wow it’s almost as big as the hole that’s already there oh okay yeah yeah get rid of that I do I do do that undo you want to just draw a rectangle yeah that’s still that’s bigger than the big hole you’ve drawn this is a big hole see we dug a big hole and now we’re trying to dig a medium-sized okay it’s gonna need to be smaller can you draw a square around the big hole and then move it over and then move it all right so here’s a I can do a cube oh yeah yeah cube in the hole yes it’s like we’re burying a refrigerator yes oh wow okay so this is rolling fingers are twinkling okay so leave that hole the same size okay and then we need to make another make a new hole make a new Cube okay oh that was easy okay and then put it not I don’t want to belabor the point of the Marco Polo thing but I would like at this point to place our hands if if you don’t mind place our hands over our hearts you don’t have to do it and uh close your eyes no Don’t Close Your Eyes because you need to see the hole uh I’m not gonna look at you you don’t look at me link and I want you to make that hole smaller until you feel like it’s medium and when you feel like it’s medium raise your hand okay well what do you want Zach to do I just want him to make the hole smaller it’s not hard is it he’s not deciding anything he’s just making me and you are deciding this man okay well he’s he’s done doing all the work and we’re just making the decisions like normal okay listen so okay here’s how this is gonna work make the hole smaller okay and then when you think it’s medium link right you raise your hand okay raise your hand you’ll see my hand go up because your eyes won’t be closed and your hand’s not going to be on your heart so but put it over top of this one and then you’re going to shrink it from a corner and then until it gets to be medium all right so now my eyes are closed well no because you need to be able to see it what just don’t worry about me oh because we need to see when you think that it’s the right size raise your hand okay okay go slow now that’s medium keep going stop go back can you can you can you at least mark my medium with it with something all right give him the brown hole give me a give me a and now make links Blue Hole give him a blue hole Yeah raise your hand when you think that’s medium all right keep going keep going oh that’s so tiny and now I feel like it needs to be a quarter of that big freaking hole that’s that’s more than half okay you know what I feel like mine’s too big and yours is too small can you make a new color make a make a orange purple brown and blue do make purple okay now can you make the purple hole half the size of between the blue and the brown hole split the difference oh nice can you go straight overhead let’s look at that straight overhead oh yeah there we go oh look at that That’s it man that’s a medium-sized Soul okay now can you move us over here and like have us dance like a celebration dance whoa hey now that’s my celebration dance all right now put all that together oh yeah yeah that is awesome some whole sizing simulated Victory dancing yeah okay so that’s a theoretical hole but we need to make that into a actual physical thank you Zach no problem yeah next time anytime no were we now ready to go back into the field and dig a medium-sized hole no not not quite well like I always say um before you go and dig a medium-sized toll you need to dig a tiny medium-sized hole so you know exactly how big a normal medium-sized hole should be and every time he says that I’m like oh gosh you’re right always forget well here we are ready to learn from our mistakes and dig a true medium-sized hole what’s that boy speak up I can’t hear you don’t call me boy well actually this is the Father and Son set that’s what Lucas had to get in order to get the height difference right so you technically are a boy in this scenario okay I’m gonna go over here on the base you got there I’m gonna get back in it how do I get into this thing well I should I be on top no go inside just maybe going sideways yeah that’s not really how you looked out there but no I mean the same idea okay so here’s the the original big hole right and the recreating the hill uh and this is a scale model of the exact excavator that we have so get a feel for a medium-sized hole I feel like you’re saying a good spot okay there you go so I’m gonna go all the way out and I’m gonna dig a little hole well not a little hole I’m gonna I’m digging a little hole you can dig a little hole and then before you get to immediately before you get into a medium side so but you can’t dig a large hole and then make it medium which is why we’re doing this okay I don’t know though man I mean you’ve you’ve made I mean I don’t even know if that’s medium right there this is a this is a large excavator but you know what’s your point I was saying that you did two little digs of this thing and you’ve already made bigger than a little hole I mean like that may be a medium-sized hole for all I know I think this excavator is too big to make a medium-sized hole are you sure you’re not overthinking this all right all right what I’m only gonna say what if you’re gonna talk to my figurine so you don’t think that we can dig a bona fide medium-sized hole with an excavator what you don’t think you don’t have to break it what I’m saying is that I don’t know if we can dig a medium-sized toll with the particular excavator that we rented that’s the 35g that’s way too many G’s oh for real yeah okay well we’re gonna take us with us I call that an Insight site site [Music] thank you [Music] foreign I feel like we need to finish this by hand I hated to rain on your parade but uh I just felt like at this point I wasn’t digging a medium-sized hole Yeah and and technically I wasn’t right let’s be honest right a machine was you’re right so we had to take over we had to at least finish digging a medium-sized hole ourselves and maybe if I was really well trained with that thing I could be very smooth and precise but where does that leave me I I’m not uh beside a medium-sized hole so so basically you got to get inside the medium-sized hole Yeah to finish the medium uh-huh because I think this is the outline in medium oh we got it we gotta dial in the depth a little bit yeah and it’s right now it’s ugly it has a it has a rim nobody likes a rim on their holes I see why they invented that machine we’re still barking it’s not the shape of the hole it’s the size of the hole but it’s also the depth of the hole well depth is a depth is very important right yeah yeah and let’s not go too deep oh no this is too shallow of a medium-sized hole it needs to be an ouch I’ll fix it I’ll fix it don’t worry don’t worry don’t worry don’t worry let me feel that Rim in this is what they call the rim job when you hold it up yeah I got it you know Patchwork it’s a good Rim we’re getting close dude I think maybe let’s start starting to feel it starting to smooth it out a little bit all right let’s hop out and take a look if I were just driving out here and I stopped and I had to call somebody and describe that right I’d be like ice a medium-sized hole like don’t drive in it for sure this feels pretty medium-sized I mean because for reference we do have a damn big hole right over here yeah yeah this is medium and I don’t know I think it’s good I think we’re done I feel like it needs one more scoop okay yeah right there crap is that oh damn you got me have been shoveled right in the gut I’m sorry I didn’t see you there I I could just pull it out no no I’ll let you jackass I’ll bleed out oh my God I can’t be here for this oh calm down pull your together my God my dad was murdered by a cat that did it for fun and played with his body like a dadgum volleyball come on I mean at least I get to have a moment of a real connection with my killer it’s nice to meet you I quit touching hands in 2020 idiot anyway I want y’all to know you’re doing the right thing digging this medium-sized hole you know a lot of people might say it’s not only a stupid and pointless thing to do but an even stupider thing to make a video of it and put it on the interwebs but just between us both people can kiss my dirty hairy ass [Laughter] and it is hairy I appreciate you seeing that but this is on me we should have just filled up the big hole a little bit oh shut the hell up any old fool can dig a big but a medium-sized hole takes what takes Fidelity Precision don’t be sad be proud y’all made the damn Goldilocks of holes and I was here to see it to feel it right here oh God oh I mean it does hurt like a I can’t feel my ass but it was all worth it to see two friends dig I made him sized I think he was gonna say hole Yeah we did it we dug a medium-sized hole well after digging a large hole and then going back and trying to figure out what medium was and going out next to the mediums I was told or the big hole on digging a medium size so thank you but we did it thank you thanks for watching us dig this medium-sized hole if you’d like to have this hole in your life well you can get the magnet at mythical.com we’re really doing that we’re really selling a whole magnet yeah because um I mean this is an important thing you want to commemorate it like on your fridge or whatever well hold on how big is this magnet it’s just like a small magnet okay but we just made a medium-sized hole we’ve got a small magnet of a medium-sized hole do you see the problem here yeah that’s a problem and I guess it depends on how big your fridge is like an average fridge three feet wide six and a half feet tall as long as it’s bigger than the magnet well I’m sure it’ll be that but yeah we need a mock-up [Music]