
a portion of this video is sponsored by hellofresh I’m here at work working and Link is here at work napping he does this a lot honestly I’m a little bit jealous I would also like to be able to nap at work in fact I’ve tried we bought another couch so we could take naps together or at least take naps at the same time on two different couches and I can’t I cannot take a nap at work I just want to take a decent nap but I can’t fall asleep at work the nap is the most glorious exercise that a human can participate in exercise is a strong word this video is me loving you as a best friend in the most pure way I know okay trying to Usher you into the realm of nap come with me I appreciate that come with me to the realm of nap where life is better so you just go to sleep actually take your shoes off I don’t really love you don’t love my shoes I don’t love them on the coast you had your shoes on it’s a leather couch it’s different I mean it’s easy to why you just soak this is like a sponge I don’t really like just having my little booty socks on here it’s kind of embarrassing maybe let’s not don’t use this at all it’s so bright in my house at night I have blackout blinds like I If there’s like a little sliver of light that comes through I mean yeah it’s a problem so it’s not blackout it shouldn’t be blackout because you want there to be light to tell your body that this is temporary don’t squinch your relax your eyes I can’t because it’s so bright I don’t like this I don’t like this I don’t like it my hands are so sweaty which is not free we’re on the roof baby what the hell is this well okay why do we have these again we’re creating a jungle like foliage dapple through which the light will soothe you for your nap why can’t we just put like a towel or a blanket over the thing well we’re we’re decreasing the amount of light but also taking you out of a work environment into nature without leaving a couch there’s so many things that we could put over this besides fake plants well now what is that that’s some dirty rags a little extra cover there all right let’s go see it we’re done yeah that’s it man uh uh I feel like we could use more Rags foliage the rags do a good job I can’t see through the rags it’s pretty damn bright Apple just to be just it wasn’t perfect it was with you it was not perfect yeah it was still pretty bright yeah I don’t like you watching me like that why don’t you just I’m not watching can you just lay down can you just sure okay so we lay opposite we’re kind of 69ing a little bit I kind of like that I think it’s easier if we were if we do want to have a conversation it’s easier yeah we can look at each other there’s some heat coming through the window and then Mike I don’t know there’s something about these socks my feet are a little bit cold they’re not really that much of a sock to be honest with you I’m kind of embarrassed that people are seeing them they look stupid they’re supposed to be inside your shoe and people don’t think that you don’t that’s not a good look you’re not supposed to be seen like this so this region here is too cold yeah and then this region here too hot is a little too warm yeah and it’s not how many regions do you have I got more regions than most men so so I gotta I gotta do some sort of climate adjustment by region but just subtle could be spending less time helping rat nap and more time cleaning out this storage area [Music] here we go all right buddy no excuses now introducing heater boy and Fan Man don’t touch the couch with it I’m not touching the couch with it you know yeah it is nice see no excuses this time I like to feel fuzzy in an app fuzzy is a temperature well fuzzy is a feeling that you get when you’re neither too hot nor cold nor too windy but still Breezy this this connects with me because I I spend quite a bit of time trying to get comfortable when I sleep you know that when a dog circles around twice this way and then once this way before he lays down I thought you’re gonna say take a dookie that too yeah you don’t take a dookie in your bed though sadly sometimes my dog does what are you doing miss you I’m creating some sort of a angle here look at that let’s get into this region a little bit too much it needs to be more in this region you know you can’t really get the vent to point right in your face in a car I’m really good at that because I do this if you get warm yeah yeah my yeah my left one yeah cool slack your jaw open your there you go yeah yep there you go what does it smell like grilled cheese I think because we’re baking your feet I feel like I’m hearing too much I mean this thing keeps hitting the wall and you’re talking you know I sleep with a white noise machine I’ve got this this fan is like sleep noise yeah I don’t use the fan sound though I’ve got like I’ve got like you know noise different kinds of noise now you may be asking yourself is this worth it yes it’s worth it if Rhett canap at work then I can nap more at work you know when I do my shopping now I don’t go to department store I just go to like the mythical prop Department yeah I gotta start there first we got everything there we’ve done so much dumb stuff that we have all all of our dumb needs met White Noise White Noise is every noise it’s a little too plain so this is pink noise it’s kind of like wind okay number three is brown noise it’s got a little depth to it I do like that but I’m I’m sort of missing the high end it’s a little too one-dimensional and it feels like can you mix White Noise with brown noise so you can get tan noise yeah I’m making tan noise I love the fact that we invented tan noise for napping that makes sense to me because napping’s different the noise needs to be different right clothes dryer I don’t like the sensation the feeling like I’ve left the dryer on clothes dryer too I don’t like the sensation and feeling like I left the other dryer on is that a fire sounds like the house is burning down thunderstorm oh oh you’re right I was reading upside down it’s house fire I think I actually just peed a little bit in my pants sorry yeah meat it’s weird what is it my bladder can completely relaxed running water that makes you have to pee so this is white yeah this is brown yeah this is Birds put white and brown right next to each other make tan now I’m gonna turn the fan back on relax that and then you’re you’re such an aggressive coach stop just back off a little bit I’m back give me some time with it I’m backing off I just want you to let me bathe in it I’m starting to bathe in this assembly it is a sound bath yeah can you not watch me so I’m not watching you I’m looking at the fan hearing and feeling all those things together well it just made it harder to nap to be honest with you how could that be it seems so peaceful it seems so peaceful I do something I need to tell you I haven’t told you until now because I didn’t think I was gonna have to okay I don’t see from my back this is every night I sleep like this yeah you’re okay you’re a side sleeper that’s you’re with your hands in between your your thighs until they warm up yeah dude I’m bending over backwards and you’re not telling me that the real issue is sleeping on your side let me say I’ve known that it is an obstacle it may be the obstacle but I’ve also had a secret hope that I could just be normal and nap on my back why do you care so much what’s the real problem if you walk into your boss’s office and he looks like a little baby you lose respect let’s be honest just think about it you come in and I live like this what I’m discovering is that the phrase sleeping like a baby is not literal seeing you sleeping like a baby is disturbing and I and I will never it’s one of those can’t unsee it I feel good on my side but I just feel like I would look better on my back we’re going to meet your needs and you are going to nap but I need a few days now before we find out what other brilliant ideas link has in store for me this portion of the 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here link open up hmm oh that’s good I like that gravy you know gravy really ties a meal together yeah T-Pain really knows how to make a bowl and there are even more Hello fresh celebrity meals so don’t sleep on them thanks to hellofresh for sponsoring this portion of the video now let’s get back to my nap Quest I didn’t want red to feel judged by me for being embarrassed for being a side sleeper so I I just I took it on myself to take it up another notch another few notches into maybe okay unorthodox territory for a solution you could say that just just go ahead and close your eyes okay get comfortable it took you a few days to get a blanket well it’s a special blanket oh is it one of those cooling blankets is it got like yeah it’s water running through it it’s the coolest blanket you’ve ever had on you I’ll tell you that be still now something’s going on your head don’t be alarmed what has happened what are you doing I wanted to get another set of eyes on this arrangement to prove to Rhett that he wouldn’t be embarrassed so I messaged Nicole to come in for a meeting come in hey you sit on the couch oh my gosh okay he’s taking a nap okay is someone going to jump out at me no no I just uh I just wanted to establish that she doesn’t sound convinced doesn’t sound convenient they’re running a buy one get one free sale did you ask for the extra big hands you jealous of my big hands no sorry Nicole no it’s okay this is not making me feel great it but you don’t feel stupid I feel dumber than I would if she just came in and I was sleeping in the fetal position you’re not embarrassed I’m more than embarrassed look at this I look like one of the Pirates of the Caribbean like on the ride I’m not talking about the movie I’m talking about the freaking ride I’m not trying to prank you or him I was trying I’m trying to help him yeah he’s trying to help me he’s more comfortable sleeping at work when napping oh my gosh I’m a big Napper at work yeah where are you now um well there’s a few couches I really like Josh’s office has a really good couch The Loft has really good couches also on the flex space and you feel fine telling us this yeah yeah it’s during my lunch break yeah yeah okay I know I’m doing my I’m not napping at random times well he Nicole naps at work yeah and I don’t know how to feel about it I mean uh yeah she’s readily admitting it to her bosses I mean the fact that you always nap and I’m trying to nap we should be 100 fine with our employees napping it’s just she just did it so shamelessly I I didn’t know how to respond do you feel embarrassed if people see you in the fetal position it’s like this yeah I put my hands between my legs you sleep like this actually yeah really yeah see I saw the Judgment in that yeah it’s a little odd this is a little odd if you were sleeping like this on the couch I wouldn’t judge you exactly you know what’s not old odd Nicole yeah see this way I can’t tell the Blanket’s doing its job the hair’s throwing me off if you like did a nice deep condition stop looking at it corner of your eye okay it’s still it’s distracting it’s like really you yeah yeah there’s a lot of uncanny valleys like his shoulder becoming boobs oh my gosh all right Nicole thank you for your time all right yeah thank you take a nap take a nap at this point in the process I was feeling like I had exhausted everything that I personally could do to Usher you into a decent nap so I started thinking who knows more than me about napping who knows more than anybody about napping it’s old guys all right Chuck come on in all right Charles come on in Hal thanks for coming in you can have the yellow chair thank you I want you to meet my sad sad non-mapping friend Rhett how you doing Rex hey Rhett with the T oh I respond to rest oh okay well I’ll call you Rex then my name’s Charles okay is it are you Charles um actually Charles might go buy chocolate I’m actually Charles but I go by link oh it okay to Charles is right here are you only are we only working with people named Charles well you know we have a connection with our names that’s right you know what’s your middle name is it my what your middle name would it happen to be Charles I never discuss it I just found some old guys who said they were really good at napping which is easy to do and was a requirement that they’d be named Charles it was a bonus you got many years of napping experience yeah I could probably nap you over brain needs a nap during the day you get you gotta relax you can’t over exert and that was one of the reason I retired early because I used to see the old men on my job after they eat lunch next thing I know and I was that smart ass to go around and take pictures of them and post it on the wall he takes pictures of me in the office everywhere he’s taking pictures of me it’s just so helpless in those moments man can you imagine your co-workers taking pictures of you napping in order to ridicule you publicly yeah I mean I would never do anything like that I would never take like pictures of my co-worker and post them on my social media getting thousands of likes for it and do it like multiple times I would not do that you’re lying down you start with your feet and you just saying to yourself okay my feet are asleep my feet are asleep and then you don’t feel them my knees are asleep my upper thighs are asleep you can’t feel your legs right now no I’m sorry it sounds like you’re dying I feel like you could have gotten him a smaller chair so he’d be more comfortable such a sweet little old man yeah a nap is a wonderful thing in the afternoon my block was I didn’t want to be that guy that people were laughing at and slobber run out of my mouth but yours is Simple Man you’d probably be able to do your job better now as you’re not your mind expands and all of a sudden you wake up you got an idea about something the asteroids that are circling the solar system you know they’re full of minerals and should be mined you woke up from a nap I thought about it yeah yeah yeah I thought about that feel free to take a nap now and uh we’ll observe you I think that’s the only piece that’s yeah just so I can kind of see it in action why don’t you just take a nap take a nap okay I see yourself just go for it it’s just kind of like that’s all you have to do man just get in that position just get relaxed in one sense I feel like he’s too good at it this is like getting a basketball lesson from Michael Jordan yeah Charles you were out man oh man I see you’re not you’re not we didn’t take any pictures you’re not drooling we didn’t take any pictures we just filmed the whole thing was there any self-awareness or anxiety knowing that we were watching you nah didn’t bother me no I didn’t give a damn why would you feel self-conscious napping is a natural form of relaxation many years ago when I first started napping it was so realistic I had a wet dream oh okay then you know you’re napping okay clear your mind but you had Troop Let It Go I don’t think he’s napping you think he is nappy you don’t think you’re napping but you’re not how did it feel uh it just felt like I was leaning over how how how how how how he’s rep you’re how no I’m Hal right I’m Charles I thought you were linked well that’s true well which are your Charles will link let’s get this straight and both what’s your middle name you’re both yeah but who’s Charles my dad well how come you called yourself Charles I was wrong you were wrong yes sir you don’t know your name uh let’s see you take a nap Big Shot he’s not napping he’s full of you didn’t give it to me no no why not you were napping okay all right I like this I really like how I really like his uh sort of banter with you yeah what particular what what I was blindsided can a man have multiple names so if we didn’t wake you up you would have been out for like two hours oh probably yeah are you jealous oh very very jealous watching you do your thing makes me want to have what you what what the trials have oh tell them it’s a great thing you know I’ve been telling him yeah so I’ve been showing him okay Chuck thank you that’s it that’s all we need I can I can walk you out okay thank you that was fun I think he gave him a lot to think about so is it is there anything else we can get you before you head out yeah can you give me a ride home my daughter dropped me off I don’t have a car I don’t drive sure we yeah we can do that okay so we are uh taking Hal home if this is what Lincoln’s ready to do and uh he fell asleep he’s taking a nap any place is a good place see anytime’s a good time how where’s your house how you’re home I have an idea [Music] I play Jingle with hot dogs damn it Charles throughout this process I have been seeking to control the environment the circumstances to try to enable myself to nap and I think that’s coming at it from the wrong angle it’s not about gaining control of the environment or myself and then being able to nap it’s about letting go it’s about losing control yes and and just saying nap have your way with me yeah buddy I’m spread eagle on this couch now you’re all right I’m opening everything up and I want you to come inside me yes okay all right moment of truth I might get kind of excited don’t get too excited you guys rolling all right and I might as well of course okay you don’t mind mind it off [Music] I’m just not tired he’s already asleep and he’s truly are you getting that my God he’s really drooling that is not normal this is not normal is he okay [Music] oh God oh God oh oh God link wake up wake up you’re drooling to death oh no oh no link wake up close your mouth how are you this hydrated [Music] cut we’re not even rolling yet this is a rehearsal a 30-minute rehearsal I’ve been treading water for half an hour move the move that shoe you think this is going to be convincing this is supposed to be the couch green screen you heard of it y’all need some time to figure this out and I need a break [Music]
