When they butcher your name (ft. Rhett & Link)

bring in the next candidate hi good morning take a seat okay uh daniel is it that’s right daniel trasher thrasher what’s that you said trasher like garbage it’s thrasher like the shark almost yeah that’s thresher yeah no it’s thrasher okay well in the interest of time i think we should get started with the interview yes please why don’t you tell us about yourself david it’s not my name it’s not david tomato thermometer no thranil dishwashee we’re just trying to get the pronunciation right it’s a courtesy well it is pronounced daniel 3 what was that denny’s hash browns no you’re sure positive doink zinkeltoink where’d you go to school dandruff that can’t be what you see daniel the fitness gram pacer test sure you’re a twizzler dobby daniel s munchkin are you polish by chance no because over there they pronounce it pierogi should i go now or doorknob thickener doorknob thickener didn’t link just say that then it settled damn daniel actually you just said ding dong it’s thrashing time that is also fine dander thriftlin this is pants and we’re back guy fieri what fiery spaghetti no dansky thrumps does that sound like a real name to you rick daniel and daniel’s sitting in a tree m-i-s-s-i-p-p miss listen here rash greens daniel dashboard we all want to start this interview but we need to know how to pronounce your name great well the first part goes dan dan yo yo thrash sure snuffle up against quincy see we got it yeah the polish thing put her there dunkirk you got the job dan anthony band plant and annual triceratruck whittles where the rodriguez yeah close enough and now for a word from an awesome sponsor better help i’m just taking my cat out for a sit and it got me thinking it’s mental health awareness month it’s a good time to be honest about our struggles with mental health and there was a time not too long ago where just the thought of going to the grocery store would turn me into a nauseated anxious mess felt like i was chained to my house luckily i signed up for better help about a year ago and started chipping away at my anxieties with my therapist elizabeth and to be honest it changed my life if you want an elizabeth of your own betterhelp will assess your needs and match you with a licensed professional therapist you can start communicating within 48 hours it’s not a crisis line it’s not self-help it is professional counseling done securely online betterhelp is available worldwide with over 20 000 licensed therapists ready to go and because they know it’s important to find the right match they make it both easy and free to change therapists at your request it’s more affordable than traditional counseling they offer financial aid plus you can use my link and get ten percent off your first month visit betterhelp.com daniel that’s betterhelp.comdaniel and join the over one million people taking charge of their mental health today get unchained okay i actually got to get the cat now don’t go anywhere nope

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