Today we’re throwing it back to a time we threw around axes. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. And happy day after Christmas. What’s that? Or happy 26th of December, if that’s what it means to you. Yes. Did you get what you wanted? I hope you get what you wanted. In life in general. Oh, that’s a sweet message. All, all months and days of the year across all holidays. I think you deserve to get a little bit of what you want. And maybe what you want. But maybe not all of what you want. Maybe what you want is, uh, an episode that is technically yes, available somewhere else on this website. That we are now going to watch together. Yeah. And you might say to yourself, well, why don’t I just go click on that old episode? Well, if you insist, you could do that now. But you’re already here. But you’re already here. And we’re here. And we are here, and when I say we, I mean this version of us. Not the version of us that you’re going to see in this experience, you get to have this version of us watch that version of us with this version of you. Whereas the other option is for that version of you to watch that version of us. That side is good. This version of. As this version of them, version, version of us. This version of you. Watching that version of us. This version of you, can watch that version of us, but this version of, do you have footage of that version of you watching that version of us? And you’re gonna watch that. You don’t need to do that. Don’t do that. You don’t need to do that. Do this. Do this, don’t do that. Are you recording yourself watching every episode of Good Mythical Morning? No one is thinking that. No one has been thinking that. Don’t do that. Until you just brought that up. I mean, if, if you wanna make a channel that’s just you watching us, well we, with without any audio or video from us, uh, in your video, then you can do that. You can do that. But if you do it, but if you have headphones on. If you do it with audio and video from us, we will claim it. We will, we will come for you. Just letting you know, that’s what we will do. We will do that. And I wouldn’t do that because that’s, that’s, I don’t, I just don’t think that’s gonna be compelling content. Right. Even though there are many people who do that, it is a whole genre of video. People just put themselves in the corner of a video and play another video and go. Don’t do that. And if you are doing that right now, or you’re thinking about doing that. Give yourself the holiday gift of stopping that. Give us all the holiday gift of stopping doing that. Mm-hmm. Are you ready to talk about what we’re gonna do? What, what? You picked your favorite episode. I sure did. How, how did, how did you even do that? Well, I mean, we, we we’re, we’re gonna celebrate our 3000th episode. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know, by March of next year? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean, we got a lot of episodes. This is like picking a favorite child, you know, obviously you go with the one that makes you look the strongest and best at ax throwing. I almost hit you, but I didn’t ’cause he’s hurt. This is extreme versus original snacks Taste test from October 21st, 2021. Can an axe lead you to extreme snacks? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. We are back for more extreme snack feel action. And I only hope that this time around I can make this puppy go where I want it to go. Yeah, last time you had better guesses than me, but still lost. Hey man, but listen. Hey. You got another chance. But I gotta say, I am very excited about the opportunity to come up with a third line to put under Rhett McLaughlin. And if I win this. Not gonna happen. Gold log for a third time. Not gonna happen. We’ll see about that. It’s time for AXE-treme Sn-AXE, Extreme Edition Part Three. Welcome back to Axe Ally. Okay, the first time we played this game, we had two snacks. We’re like, and that wasn’t enough, and so then we went to four snacks. We’re like, that’s too many. So now we’re Goldilocks-ing with three snacks. It’s all about equilibrium, equilibrium here on this show. Okay? And one of these snacks is going to be. Ha, or has been marketed as extreme and the other two are just regular old snacks. Yeah. We’re gonna face off by throwing our axes at the target that we think represents the extreme snack. And if we land on the correct target, we get the amount of points that we landed on. But if we land on the wrong target, we lose that amount of points. And if we land in the neutral zone, we suffer the two point penalty and get just one re throw. One re throw. We also. One ure-throw. Uh, okay. We’ve also, I’ve only got one of those. Uh, we’ve also added some extreme obstacles, just like last time. Uhhuh. We each have the opportunity to use one of two possible obstacles to obstruct our opponents throw whenever we so choose. Those obstacles, represented via Chase the lumber snack, are a case of meaty disco fever, whatever that means, or a curtain of adorable chatter boxes, whatever that means. If the obstacle successfully prevents the axe from reaching the board, that’s a two point penalty. Alright, let’s see if I can finally pry that golden log outta Rhett’s hands today. Get your hands off my log. And we have snacks. Hmm, okay, this looks like some sort of tortilla chip, maybe a Dorito ish kind of thing. Oh look, I got two for one. I mean. That’s not a Dorito. It’s not a Dorito, but it’s pretty intense. Hold on. That might be a Dorito. No, it’s not a Dorito. Is it a Dorito? I don’t know. It certainly is really spicy. Doritos, whoa. Crap. That’s hot, y’all. Crap, it keeps getting hot. Okay. That’s extremely hot. Shoot, man, put one of these chickpeas in your mouth. What is that? Nasty curry. Oh gosh. Is it extreme? It’s extremely bad after that. It tastes horrible and sweet compared to that. This is just a flaming hot cheeto, right? Right. Yeah. Flaming. Is not extreme. Flaming hot is not extreme. I don’t really know how we determine that, but this is the best tasting thing on the logs today. Since you won last time, uh, you need to be throwing first. Would you like me to use my ax or your ax? I don’t care, man, but yours. Okay. I don’t wanna overthink this, Neil. I think that the first one, because it, it got us, it got us both real nice. It’s still getting me. Uh, I think it’s extreme. So that’s where I’m going. Going for the blue six. Whoa. Okay, four. Alright, you’ve landed on four. See, here’s the delio. Just because something is the most spiciest tasting doesn’t mean that it’s the most spiciestly marketed. You’re right. But crap, that is extreme, man. Very hot. And you’ve left the door open for me to get a bullseye on the blue. I have. So I think I’m gonna go for that, but maybe I left that door open on purpose. You ever think about that? I am agreeing. Go for the blue log number six. Come on Stevie. I think I did get it. Yes I did. Yeah, you’re in it. You’re in it. You’re in it to win it. One of these snacks promises to bring you twice as much flaming hot flavor. Yes, that’s the extra flaming hot Cheetos on the green podium. On the blue podium, we have Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper Chips, and on the red podium we have Hapi Snacks Spicy Sriracha Peas. Okay, let me take, let me just take this opportunity because I’m just. Dang it. I’m anticipating in the comments. People are like, now what just happened there is that Link and Rhett both guessed the same thing. They were both wrong, but Link had a better throw. But it was the wrong answer, so being more right equals more wrong. Hey, the universe balances itself. Okay? That means I should win occasionally. More snacks. Oh yes, and chilly willies. Get some relief here. We called ’em chilly willies. Y’all didn’t really open these. Kinda opened just a corner here. I mean, what do you want me to suck on the end? I dunno how you open em chilly willies. You take scissors. Oh, that is good. That’s extremely flavorful. Look at that, just the little pieces coming out. Hmm? Is that Jolly Rancher flavor? Well, it’s. I would just call it extremely sour. These are raisins. How can you make raisins extreme? Well, they’ve got some sort of red powder on ’em, which I think is sour. Those are good. Mm-hmm. Better than normal grapes. You know, each one of these was a grape. Isn’t that amazing? So amazing to think how many grapes that would be. I know. Thanks for pointing that out, father. You know that prunes were plums. Yeah. This is the type of thing you tell your kids and that’s the response you want. Wow, dad. You’re amazingly knowledgeable. Uhhuh. Here’s another chilly willie, not nearly as sour. It’s got some sourness to it. It’s fruitier. Is that just a regular. No, it’s, it’s sour. I’m losing, you gotta keep going first. Don’t even know where to begin. You want me to use your ax or my ax? Use your ax. ’cause mine seem to be more accurate. Yeah. And wrong. Um, this is a tough one, Neil. I kind of feel like it’s a split between the red and the blue for me, but I don’t need to be a sucker and just go for one. I feel like I need to make a strong choice. I think it’s the raisins, man. Oh, I’m a little high today. Are you? There’s always speculation, but I just thought that’s ’cause you’re. Um, alright. See, last time we were here I just ate six grapes. I mean, I know man. Boom. Six grapes, but they’re smaller and wrinklier. You can eat that many more at once. I don’t wanna make the same mistake I made last time, which was agreeing with you, which I do agree with you. Well, I’ve left the bullseye open for you again. But the most extreme one is the blue chilly willie, or whatever that is. But see, I agree with you. Those are the most extreme raisins I’ve ever had. Don’t fall into the trap, man. I feel strongly that it’s the raisins that I’m not gonna switch it, even though they’re more extreme. I like the way you think, man, but that’s what happened in the last round, so I bet they switched it up this time. So the most extreme tasting thing is the right answer this time, and it wasn’t last time. You feel me? I don’t understand what you’re talking about. But I’ve had 10 grapes while you’ve been talking. I’m going for the raisins. Oh, on the low. We’ve tied on that one. So it doesn’t really matter. It doesn’t matter. It’s a wash. Who cares? Stevie, who even cares? One of these snacks claims to unleash an extreme juicy sour flavor. And that’s the Warhead’s Extreme Sour Freeze Pops on the blue podium. No. You should have gone for the blue man. I was thinking it was the blue when you were out there, I was like, man, he’s gonna get this when he’s gonna go for the blue. He’s gonna take the lead. But he didn’t. It’s two rounds in a row. The others from left to right are Sun Made Sour Raisin Strawberry Snacks on the red podium and Sour Patch Kids Freezer Bars on the green podium. Oh man. Gosh. Before we un-cloche, you may have noticed that I’m sporting a new pen. Oh. That’s right, a new accoutrement added to the apparel. Available at mythical.com. We got a pen, that is the Wheel of Mythicality. It spins. And it spins. I feel like it’s in a weird spot for you to be doing that. Did it feel good? Uh, mythical.com. Let’s un-cloche. Ooh. Oh man. You got these meat sticks about to fall out. These are some big meat sticks. What in the world is this. What in the world is it? I think it’s cauliflower. Cauliflower. Now that’s spicy and it grows on you. This is a big meat stick. It’s, I mean, it’s not that big, but. It’s covered in white. Oh, it’s mushy. It’s mealy. Gross. You’re gonna hate that one. Just like a loosely packed meat stick. It tastes like a pinot sausage. Remember those never had one? I had ’em over at my house in that weird jar. I thought it was a specimen. Oh, now we got, Chex Mix with some sort of. There’s a sneaky one, you see that? The sneaky one. It is supposed to be spicy because it’s red. Oh, yeah, it is. Mm. Okay. You’re still going first, somehow. I’m gonna use my ax this time. Oh, and you know what? I’m gonna call an audible and I’m gonna use the meaty disco ball thingy, whatever that was. Okay, Rhett, time for the disco. I love what you’ve done with the place, and if you’ll notice a few of these are actual. Meat. Mirror covered meatballs. Okay, well this is interesting because I think it’s the chex. That just feels right to me. Yeah. Why are you disappointed, ’cause you also think it’s the Chex. No. I think it’s, I think it’s the cauliflower because, I mean, that stuff was really spicy. Really, really spicy. But there is a disco ball in the way. But let’s just see what happens here. Oh, oh man. It hit the bullseye Bounced. That is back. That is negative. Two points. Negative two points. And you get one re throw. Man, I didn’t hit the ball though. I missed all the balls. You didn’t, but it threw off your trajectory so it didn’t stick. Oh. Oh man. If that would’ve hit a mirror ball, it would’ve absolutely exploded. Yeah, I threw that very hard. Okay. Alright. Sorry I was angry. All right. You picked up on my lack of sarcasm. I do agree with you again that that Chex Mix is the most easily marketed as extreme because compared to normal Chex Mix, that’s a big difference. But first, let’s take all these balls down. Oh, thank you for magically and instantaneously removing all those mirror balls. Anytime. If you are correct in going with the green, then you are up by four points. So I, I think it’s right. I really do. So I’ve got to go for that green bullseye. You can go up if you’re right or go down if you’re. Hush. Ah, little low. Ah, but it feels good when it sinks in. It feels like it’s an extension of my body. But listen, you have tied it up now. Yes, regardless. In this round of buffalo flavored snacks, only one takes its flavor to the absolute maximum. And that is the Chex Mix. Yes. Max’d Buffalo Ranch on the green podium. The remaining snacks are Rhythm Superfoods Crispy Buffalo Ranch Cauliflower Bites on the blue podium, and Ostrim Buffalo Wing Chicken Snack Sticks on the red podium. Y’all need to firm these up, Ostrim. I would call this Max D, by the way. Okay. It all comes down to these, oh, some waffle things. Ooh, is this a stroop waffle? What is that string coming off of it. Mm, that is, that’s for, that’s for animals now, right? Oh, is it? Yeah. Which explains why. Of course. I’m kind of into it. If I didn’t say anything, he would’ve not realized that this whole round, that any of this was for animals. Because I am realizing now that this is not bread, this is meat. I, why did I take such a big bite? It tastes like bacon. If I’d have looked at the fish roll up. Of course. Oh my gosh. Huh. Seriously. I don’t know if you can see that or if you wanna see that. I’m not, I’m not gonna do that to the art department. I was about to turn this into a bar bucket. Yeah, don’t do that. Is it a snake skin? I almost, let’s just eat it. Surely know that it’s not. It’s just fish skin. Oh my gosh. It’s like eating insulation. What kind of animal eats this? It’s not, it’s not edible. What kind of animal just wants a rolled up fish skin? Not me. It’s, you can’t eat it. I mean, if we wanted to eat it. Oh, here’s a little, some little pellets. That’s a good, solid taste. Yeah, that’s nice. A little salty, a little grainy. Okay. We’re tied up. We’re tied, but I went last time, so I’m going first. I mean, all I can say is that those fish things have at least some sort of spice on them, and they’re also extremely hard to eat. Like I couldn’t even get through ’em. But what’s the point in marketing pet food as extreme anyway, it’s like why you wanna give your pet something extreme? Um, I think it’s the, uh, the fish skins. So I’m going for the six. Now this is risky because we’re tied, and if I’m wrong, I can be extremely wrong, but I haven’t hit the bullseye all day, so why not just aim for it and see what happens? Oh, I hit it. And of course. Course. Yeah, right. Okay. Alright, see, I believe you could be wrong. This is anybody’s game. I believe, that I’ve still got an obstacle and I’d like to unleash it right now. I can’t remember what it is, something about chatter boxes. Fine, I don’t care. Okay. Are y’all ready for this? Oh, I see how it is. You making fun of me? Huh? Don’t you make fun of me. All of you guys. I see how this is. I love having my self-esteem crushed by stuffed animals before I throw an ax. I’m the one with the sharp thing. They’re, they’re all just reacting to each other, now. This is never going to end. I’m still here guys. This is like when you make the prank call where the two pizza places call each other. That’s my favorite type of prank call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is how, this is the international symbol for that type of prank call. Alright. You thought that this crap was extreme? It is weird. Shut up. But I think that these stroop waffles here, I mean, that’s an extreme stroop waffle because it tastes like bacon. That’s a, that’s a very solid guess. That is the only other acceptable option I would think. These are definitely not extreme. Being tied, if I thought that red was the answer, I’d have to go for the 10 pointer, but instead I’m just going for the blue. Well, those things are loud. Are you distracted by the sound? All right, I think I have an angle to get past this panda and get to the bullseye of the blue number six. If you’re right, all you gotta do is just hit anywhere on the blue and you win, right? That’s right. Oh, wow. Well, this is interesting. This is interesting, negative two. This is interesting. I mean, I’ve still gotta go for the bullseye. Yes. Okay. All right. You got a little bit. You’re in four. You’re in four. Okay. Yeah, I barely missed the bullseye. One of these snacks promises to fulfill your pet ferrets every carnivorous desire, and that is the Marshall Ferret Extreme Freeze Dried Treats on the red podium. The other tasty treats are wag chicken and waffle dog treats on the blue podium, and Fruitables Salmon and Cranberry cat treats on the green podium. Ferrets eat this crap. Boo to ferrets. Boo to Rhett for winning that golden log one more time. All right, you’re back where you belong, baby. Shut up. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. That was fun. That was, that was so fun. Maybe we should, uh, take heed from those who are saying to bring it back. Let’s do more ax episodes. We did five total. This was like the third of five. Well, what about the incident? What about what happened off camera? That didn’t happen, there were no accidents. There were, you could have totally gone with me on that. We can’t, because the reason. We could talk about the employee that continues to walk around with an ax in themselves. But here’s the problem though. That would’ve been, people would’ve been like, this is amazing. It’s the insurance, uh, you know, the reality we have to insure ourselves so that if. I don’t know. Let’s just say something goes sideways. Could that happen on this show? If something catastrophic happened, we have to insure ourselves. But, here’s the thing, if the same amount of people who watched the first time we did it, or the second time we did it. Yeah. That would’ve, it might be worth it to insure ourselves. We, we, we might do it, you know, I mean, this is the conundrum. But as it stands. This is the conundrum that we find ourselves in. Sometimes we wanna do something, and some of you, and by some of you, we mean some of you, right? Who like to say that that’s what you want and you’re important and we listen to you. Mm-hmm. But then one of the best ways to find out what you, when we say you, we mean all of you want, is based on how many people watch it. And how much the insurance costs. And how much the insurance costs, and how that employee who currently has a hatchet stuck in their shoulder. Mm-hmm. At all times is. Bleeding us dry. Is doing. Yes. Yeah. So it’s complicated. Go back and watch those and you know what? I’d rather do something else that somebody. Is dangerous. Yeah. Q4. Okay. Here, here’s the thing. But maybe not. In the meantime, you should watch GMM throwback episodes every Thursday at 6:00 PM Eastern, 3:00 PM Pacific. Uh, you can stream Mythical 24-7 or 24/7 on. It is called Mythical 24/7. There’s a, there’s a slash in there. That’s on Roku, Amazon, Samsung TV plus and more. 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