this morning I rescued a man let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the YouTube original channel geek and sundry if you keep up with what we do on our main channel you may have already noticed that we created an episode of written by kid on that channel check out written by a kid check out our episode called goth boy if you haven’t watched it yet we’ll have a link at the end of the video so you can go and watch that you play my goth stepfather and I play your two-year-old turning three year old stepson you make a very toddler thank you for always thought that I’ve always waited for you to tell me that happy Labor Day I’m wearing this shirt today in honor of the working man especially the men who label themselves with their own names and also we’re using this shirt in an upcoming video stay tuned for that I got a couple of things to share you want to bounce them off of you because I’ve been a hero is it gonna hurt me I’ve rescued a man no just thought it’s a soft bounce but yeah I I think it’s an opportunity for introspection and to learn something about myself and that’s what we’re all about on this show inter spiring it’s responders fire with us today first of all last night I had a dream that I was in a contest where I had to eat my shoes and I was against this girl yeah the annual shooting contest and I was in London I was I was appalled that I had to do this but I was at least excited that I had an edge on her because I was wearing flip-flops yeah oh yeah that’s a that’s animal products yeah I was I was literally biting and eating I know what it’s like to eat your own shoe that’s what dreams can do for you and it’s horrible I don’t recommend it what does she have like a rebound calm person yeah she had that one for me let me didn’t have a Shaquille O’Neal shoe from the late 80s or whatever that was no but she had like a running shoe so she had a work cut out for stuff she was still beating me then I get in my car and I’m coming to work in the still in the dream no okay this is this is in waking life got it this is when I rescued the man I’m anxious to hear about this so I’m driving in work you know right when I pull out traffic’s usually backed up like almost from my front door you know you don’t have to do this you did you walk out your back door and just come in your stroll in here was something I was working my kids if I left something on the path and after like step over it I mean that’s not easy yep yep that’s right it’s so I’m in bumper-to-bumper traffic this morning it is unusual for it to be that backed up and I’m not even on the highway yet and then I come up to I’m halfway to the light and I see that there is a guy in a car in the middle lane just like a five lane road the middle lane is a turn lane left to right so he’s in the left lane going my way just stopped just there he’s on his phone Oh his car and people are going all around I’m like gosh get a live that’s the first thing I’m thinking okay you know cuz I got to get to work we got stuff we got to do yeah and then it hits me as I see that there is a convenient parking space right there I could pull over and help this guy I pass it I keep going I’m almost to the light and I’m having this inner battle of it’s the hero within me and the villain within me having a conversation we do it’s it’s it’s his old cars fault what’s he doing driving a car I got places to be I gotta get to work I got stuff I got to do look at all the people behind me somebody will stop and help the guy or at least push him out of the road alright so your mind is saying put him out of his misery what you know whatever the whatever the need is I don’t know your mind is saying no and your body is saying let’s go it’s one of them it’s one of those situations right I just want I haven’t I don’t know it in there I don’t know but then the hero within me winds down and I say you know I I just I gotta help this guy and I gotta help all the traffic cuz it’s it’s it’s clogging up the traffic for miles you know how it is one little car and this is right in the middle arrow so I decide rear right before the traffic light where I would turn and get on the highway and then regret it for the rest of the day yes not your life but just the day yeah I pulled over into a parking lot and I said I’m gonna park I’m gonna get out I’m gonna go and I’m gonna push this guy out of the road dang it I mean we’re waiting on this no because then he was saying official no but I’m here my name’s link I’m gonna mechanic and I’m here to push you out of the road no but I had dream eating a flip-flop just like two hours there you’re right like get out of a car had you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before no what so I get out of the car and I start walking up the sidewalk back to this guy and I got about a hundred yards to walk and I’m thinking my chest is already getting pumped up and you know the Adrenaline’s flowing and all of a sudden I hear hey stop and I turn out and I it was the parking attendant from the parking lot I’d parked it so I’m walking this way and I turn around and look at the guy and I realize that he’s a parking attendant wanted me to pay him oh yeah Mary stop what’s the hero toupee said no I’m only here for a moment to help a stranded motorist I’ll be back I literally they said I’ll be back I didn’t even wait for a spot yeah he’s like he’ll be back okay then I turn around I walked up that sidewalk waiting for traffic just I didn’t stop traffic I waited for traffic to kind of you like what Ellie is there was there was a plumber getting rummaging through the back of his van parked right there parallel parked right beside the guy on the here I was wearing one of these he was it way he’s wearing like a what white but he looked more like a painter but he was doing plumbing stuff it’s in a plumbing on his van not that any of that matters it matters to me he was right there beside the guy and he wasn’t it’s like he did the dude didn’t exist hello there’s a car out here backing people up for miles and I said excuse me mr. Palmer can you help me push this guy out of the road he was like oh yeah let’s do it right now there’s no cars coming so yeah I got it so we go out there in sit here oh I go up a knock on the window the guy didn’t see me coming he’s on the phone like Duke we will push you out of the dog I’m using this language this type of inflection weather now this is dangerous so we push him out of the road it really wasn’t that dangerous but we split I did save his life he could have gotten hit we could have gotten hit I put him to the side of the road he says thank you thank you how can I ever thank you well he just said thank you and then the plumber went back to his thing you know I was kind of he left me hanging for the high five almost like mentally he left me hanging here right I get it he didn’t give me a high five yeah I’d go back to my car well I walked back down the sidewalk and you see adrenaline in my chest was full of bravado and were you really walking upright like I just thought I felt like I had better posture I get in my car and I come to working Here I am well telling you about eggs thanks for saving somebody it’s great huh thanks for doing your but here’s there was that moment that at that moment of should I help should I do it in my inclination I guess his selfishness to be like no no no no I got to do this and I got to do that and look at all these people well usually you know the interesting thing about the timing of this is that that that was that was me no skin that wasn’t me that was me in disguise testing you know Oh God actually like an angel this is happy I think he was an angel I’ve never I don’t well I don’t say I’ve never done this I’ve since I’ve been in Los Angeles I have not stopped to help me anyone in traffic but I’m gonna say my excuse has been every situation not past there’s already been what seems to be a number of people on the scene but you came in that window of time in which he had no help you know because once you and the mr. plumber started helping then everyone else is like okay I’m off the hook there was a lot of time though by the time I you know I had this mental bout with myself parked had a sparring match with the parking attendant walked a hundred yards back up you know 80 people could have stopped and hooked I bet two hundred people passed the guys when you went back to the parking attendant did he say oh you came back I saw you save someone no thanks for doing your part he wasn’t even there really no anticlimax that’s why I’m telling this story here so that I can get accolades from somebody you’re not giving me what I want so I’m hoping you in the comments can give me accolades or at least tell me how you have saved a life you know be the hero before you finish I want you to know before I finish okay this has been an episode of what would you do in John quinones is coming right I think John quinones blink haha you really you really came through yeah like you’re that guy from 4040 primetime honey I’m not Chris Hansen is this it that’s not what this is about I’m John Quixote yeah that did the dude was well over 18 Bob now that was an actor his name’s George he’s gonna come be coming in a second it was the real car though it was a real quick computer running broken down via it was what they called it a picture car actually it’s when they use a TV and say okay yeah what were you thinking I was honestly I was thinking I have better things to do because we’ve got you right here on camera see here you go this is you about to pass the man and then we see the look on your face we see you questioning I think my morality my lips are moving I’m singing get a life yep if you see them then suddenly your face changes you see that yeah that was the moment of heroism oh yeah yeah what is it about you just you just tell us what is it about you that makes you a hero I’m I’m I’m I wouldn’t call myself a hero really I would is this on I wouldn’t call myself a hero I would you know I would just say I’m a normal guy who saw another dude in need and and then I saw a plumber there too and well let me interrupt you I don’t want to before you finish okay unless you know that this is actually episode of Punk’d and Ashton Kutcher is coming hey man that wasn’t John Key honest I’m Ashton Kutcher I don’t know how he talks but uh dude you’ve been Punk’d the whole thing was a setup Rhett did it what your friend rat he did it he’s totally did it all where’s the where’s the funny the funny part of the joke there right there’s no yeah I don’t there’s a I don’t think this one’s actually gonna air but we have to try a bunch before we get there word the good ones part of the prank yeah so uh congratulations an interesting turn this episode is taken like multiple role playing I’m making it like Inception but a TV version of Inception it’s a show within a show within a show be the hero people for if you can’t be the hero like John quinones or Ashton Kutcher those are your options where you can act like Ashton Kutcher like my mom I love you mom she watches every day oh she just saw that Oh Mason thought we were gonna hit it you talk Shakespeare I think this is a sweet spot on the wheel isn’t it because that’s a new one yes doth thou field thyself are thine hero now mr. Neal retty Oh retty Oh wherefore art thou I am here next to you oh I don’t see you my hither come hither my vehicular carriage has broken its wings and needs I need the iron assistance I’d off and your heroism I believe the parking attendant is summoning you for a word [Music] to brew tank and then Christian just ignored him because he didn’t want to say anything that would make him cry