okay ideal first date meal go easy broccoli blanched lots of garlic okay Mr farts go on with your bad self okay Nicole Mr farts was my father this is a hot dog sandwich ketchup is a smoothie yeah I put ice in my cereal so what that makes no sense a hot dog is a sandwich a hot dog is a sandwich Welcome to our podcast a hot dog is a sandwich the show we break down the world’s biggest food debates I’m your host Josh air and I’m your host Nicole anayadi and today we are also co-joined what the hell that’s not a word conjoined or conjoined triplets with Emily Fleming of mythical entertainment hey how’s it going also unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt oh yeah I you like wrote a bit on Veep that didn’t make the air that was no no no I was in I was a deposition attorney that you do not see but I am talking off camera to the people keep up Josh the point is you have an incredible career an incredible Legacy and to me cut out the naughty word I just said your biggest Legacy is that you I think to me are you’re like the Dr Drew of the mythical offices you give the best dating advice I don’t think I get any advice what are you talking about all I do is tell stories about how horrible my past is with dating yeah and I don’t know maybe that is a form of advice I guess I think Josh thinks it’s like don’t do this stuff wisdom it’s wisdom that you bestow upon mythical folk you’re the wisest dater that I know the wife I don’t if I was the wisest dater I’d be done by now fair enough I guess it’s not really a volume but the reason we want to have you on is because today we are talking about the ideal first date food okay and you have talked about a lot of foods you’ve had on first dates yeah and I feel like you would have some opinions on it what do you think it is is the number one I mean I think Pizza is the most neutral like it’s you aren’t going to argue about it um maybe they’ll show you a really cool new pizza place I went on a first date not too long ago to quarter sheets very cool new pizza place in Los Angeles I loved it even though like and the there was a little bit of a wait but the weight was cool because we got to get to know each other outside while we were waiting that’s a good point in the open air in the Los Angeles air um and then we finally got in and I was like I usually let the guy order I like to split how do you go about that because I’ve never no I I have ordered four people but it’s because they insist but like do you just be like hey I would like to relinquish this Duty well he picked the place so I was like show me what your favorite stuff is good job actually I mean I I guess I’m like man I got a people pleaser thing when it comes to dating which is awesome rid of that but um he everything he ordered was great and then I wanted cake so I ordered the princess cake and it was like the best cake I’ve ever had princess cake it was so good I I think about it a lot I also think about just cake in general I say I think about Trevor’s cakes and and that he’s made in general which is true what about reservations No Reservations No Reservations how do you feel about that um ah I like reservation I’m late all the time so it dresses me out like that that’s bad to be late on her first date Julia was late like 25 minutes for our first date wow and we had a res and I was just standing outside yeah you didn’t sit no they wouldn’t seat me well I would I also they wouldn’t say I wouldn’t but I also wouldn’t want I wouldn’t want to sit and wait for my dad wouldn’t wait for them outside and then like give them the awkward one-armed hug you know kind of the left arms kind of dangles by your side so she did a little power play on you I’ll be late and you’re gonna you’re gonna like let him sweat I don’t think it was like knowing now her General tendencies that wasn’t a power play it’s just a life problem that she has it’s being laid everywhere yeah yeah well so yeah the first date I like the idea of sharing stuff okay I love shared plates because also when you get your own entree I feel like you eat too much and then you’re holding in farts for the entire first date farting is a big thing to consider I am I am mommy farts also no if we get sued by the Baby Shark People for singing baby farts I swear to God that’d be the funniest way to lose that’d be the best way to get sued right remix what do you think is the best first date food Josh I I have a very specific strategy for food on first dates and I call that the stress test where okay especially I didn’t started dating in my in my adult life until I was like 27 28 right it was in a long-term relationship got it okay and so for me once you reach that 27-28 it’s like you’re not just dating for funsies anymore you want to at least see a path forward to somebody that’s the goal I would imagine some people want to have fun and you know F around sure sure and then you eat they don’t have a biological clock yeah my biological clock is ticking like this yeah I can’t stand that that whole like uh um I’m just gonna have fun thing I don’t have time yeah exactly I don’t think you get it you dudes have all the time yeah that’s true which they’re proving that they don’t actually oh really I’m so into it their sperm is not good the little baby swimmers are dying in the window like they don’t make the good babies or they just don’t do the thing that they’re supposed to they can get there but the the there they get it’s not as good I’m dating like the Mormon kids in high school did where it’s like yo if if we kiss we’re getting married and so not necessarily like that but the point is the point is I like was you know looking for someone that I could at least spend a fair amount of time with sure someone that shares the same values with me and eating for me is a big value sure yeah and I put a lot of you know sort of my life into and so I think you gotta like eat the messiest Foods possibly yes share all the foods you gotta go like get ribs get some foods that challenge your palate a lot of fermented ingredients you know and like I know going to a fancy restaurant on a first date is the worst a bit loaded right people don’t like it no but if that’s something that’s important to you like I like Julie and I on a first date went to uh this restaurant Nightshade that was like they had a they had a tom yum battered blooming an onion yeah they had like a a 60 version of French onion dip that came with caviar with tofu lasagna tofu lasagna really awesome restaurant and so close no and we ordered all five desserts on the menu and so that was like an immediate oh we are connected in this way and we share a big hobby sure and also the moment that I knew I really like fell for Julie on our first date is when we were just locked into conversation one you know like how people hate people with podcasts that’s the thing there was an article that came out recently that was about that was about why women don’t want to date quote the podcast guy because every guy’s a podcast and I understand the general I’m gonna change that to tick tocker okay podcast guys no I don’t care like even if it’s here’s the thing if you’re doing a podcast and you’re I mean mythical is a different story like you guys are you’ve earned your way to this position thank you but um when you’re just a dude or a lady who’s doing a podcast I hope you’re doing it for fun first and foremost because if you’re doing it to like be super successful and you’re like I’m this is gonna take off yeah woof I don’t want to hang out with that person there’s a level of delusion to that but of course if you’re doing it because you like to do it then I think that’s that’s rad I think it also falls into the um overly enthusiastic about topics and uh in that mansplainey Vibe you know like dudes have a podcast think they have more to say than the average person they like to hear the sound of their own voice you’re talking about the syndrome yeah white dude with a podcast yeah and I’m a white dude you know with a Pug I mean co-hosting but I mean boom um not all white dudes for the podcast thank you so much but but like Julia um she was like Hey I listened this really interesting podcast on Radiolab you should listen to it then at least we have something to talk about in our first date and so we did it was called the right to be forgotten love radio live way way back she gave me homework she gave you workout before your first time and I loved it because then immediately we could talk about something that wasn’t like what do you do what do you have a family oh my God a theme here about Josh liking to be maybe dominated or like I love being told what to do and I take instructions really well I’m service oriented I kind of like the same thing Josh I want to be told what to do same um because it’s so funny it’s true I don’t like being uh fully in control because I don’t trust myself with my ideas I think maybe that has to do with like working in in this field because I’m not anyone’s boss so I always go is this good how’s this like do you like this oh my God like it’s that’s pretty much me looking at notes in my script all the time oh Matt tell me did you like yourself I’m the officer I have to make so many calls on a daily on a daily basis just on everything on a title on a thumbnail what do we cook all this stuff that when I’m outside of my job I don’t want to make any decisions it really is I I looked at it on Tick Tock yeah I I think um oh so the second date I went on with this quarter sheets guy was Valentine’s Day oh that’s a big that’s a big second date do you think it was planned that way on his side I don’t care okay um it was like the day before Valentine’s Day but clearly it was you know to uh what’s that what’s the sushi place that’s on Hollywood and Vine Katsuya Katsuya yeah that made me a little bit anxious because it was more expensive yeah sure and he paid for the first date and I like to um I don’t like for guys to pay on dates all the time I like to like power move pay for the first date but I had just spent a lot of money on a trip and I didn’t have much money and I saw the prices and I was like I can’t be just some lady who just goes hmm yeah I’m a princess and you will buy me whatever I want I don’t want to do that so I was just I went you you order again and he ordered really good stuff but it’s like I don’t like their Sushi man really it’s just like I think it’s a place that you go to be seen sure yeah the atmosphere is is the ticket and it may be super anxious to be in there but I know he was trying to do it to like be I don’t know like really sweet and impressive sure yeah but then a fight happened I think that if you if you get to know me better I want to go to places like that yeah yeah but um yeah so it was I think it was a a good contrast to the two dates but I would have been because you can’t just go to another pizza place I don’t know I think second date is the most stressful I agree I think your first date should be as low touch as possible Right always there was no sit-down dinners there is no movies two easy exits there you need to just get in see if you Vibe get out yeah that’s how my first dates always planned out yeah I don’t usually do a get out I usually go home with them I have to leave no no I don’t but I don’t you don’t do I don’t know Mountain Dew with the guy no I don’t do that but I’m gonna make out and stuff yeah sure I making out’s fine I do it in public doesn’t matter but like when it comes to food I always find myself um leaning towards ice cream or frozen yogurt or a dessert you’re not even doing a full meal then on a first date never so never never yeah what about with David your husband I was like who’s the V David with David our first day our first date was ice cream really yeah we had it at salt and straw I don’t even care for their ice cream really but um he took us to salting star and we walked around because who knows it was a little cone and like walking I am actually a cup girl I had a cup with um well what I actually do is I get a cone and then I flip it over and then I crumble like a little bit then I’d eat it with a spoon but um yeah always ice cream frozen yogurt dessert or a drink I never go I never used to go to dinner on a first date because what if I don’t like them I don’t want to share a meal with someone I’m not vibing with yeah what is it a business transaction no I’m like looking for love I’m looking for intimacy so it used to be like messy food like you used to like I ribs or wings or or handheld foods but like the older you get and the more dates you go on I don’t have time to eat chicken a basket of chicken wing with someone I don’t want to you know sleep with yeah do you think do you think I mean I feel like this is probably a pretty easy question but women seem to have more bad First Dates than men right and we’re speaking in very heteronormative terms but these are our experiences do you think that’s true um I don’t because I’m awesome right because I’ll dominate the conversation if you like let me do it and if he’s not entertained by it then he’s not going to be entertained for the rest of the relationship yeah you put that on them because it’s gonna be a lot of this for me yeah but I mean if he’s funny too that’s when it’s great um sure if he’s funny and then he’s also entertained by me then I’m like okay cool but if he’s oh God I yeah there’s the worst first dates are when a guy asks you what you do I don’t want to talk about what I do for a living on the first day I want to talk about like what are you into doing like why do you like this why do you like this restaurant and like what do you and your friends do that kind of thing would you watch last like that kind of stuff so um yeah I don’t like talking about what I do because the minute you talk about comedy is the minute a guy goes I should probably do that [Music] I’m like because it implies that it’s easy that if I can do it that surely any man can do it and I’m like hey okay so yeah I’m not into that but most first dates for me I get uh pretty snackered and then I’m entertained I know by how drunk the best first day how much I like liquor because if I like them I don’t end up drinking very much great and if I don’t like them I’m like I gotta get another drink yeah yeah it’s just like stuff interesting be like shots like immediately I need shots yeah I’ve been there and then I’ll still go home with them and make out okay but then the next day I’ll be like all right we should do this again and ghost yeah yeah I love when they go ghosts on our behalf I don’t know what I mean yeah they know so much I had a couple that did that and I was like you know that’s really nice she ate that yeah so you want like the ability you want something low touch so you have the ability to bail so you don’t want to invest that much into a first date I mean I don’t see why the guy should even invest sitting down well for me having a guy sit down and invest a whole meal if if there’s no point but there’s no future for me my theory on this and why I like ice cream and coffee is a bad first say it’s not a bad first date you can feel things out but you don’t get like The Full Experience enough to make that judgment call immediately whereas disagree whereas if we’re going to like uh a place that makes Neo neapolitan pizza that’s right Neapolitan what is Neo Neapolitan so Neapolitan right has very it’s probably the best oh Pizza Pizza all right so they’re doing new stuff but the point is so I I once took somebody on a date to pizzana um because they’re like I like pizza and I was like pizza and it’s my favorite pizza but it’s never been in the fancy a little bit of a fancy thing 20 plus personal size pizzas natural wine stuff like that and we ordered wine and this person the the guy the server came and poured them a taster and they stared at it and go what do I do with this I was like oh you generally just drink it and go like hey that’ll be great I’m gonna pour you a full glass and the server was like being cool and chatty and then I hate that you could tell they were just like nervous and then they go I’ve never drank wine before and I was like you know what and they’re like I don’t know I just drink hard kombuchas and then I realized that’s not so sweet well no but but it was it was immediately a thing that they and it doesn’t matter if you’d never drink wine before but you were curious about the process and you went into an unfamiliar situation of the building but that to me is an immediate stress test if we went we got ice cream maybe we would have had an interesting conversation but I would have left out like a big part of my life and I know food’s not that big of a part of everybody’s life yeah but to me that’s what I mean by like weed it out early and then they were they were very sweet and we went and got salt and straw afterwards and then ever yeah what you’re not dating that person I’m not dating that person I hope they’re they’re very happy and yeah I mean also the thing is ordering drinks when you don’t know the person very well it’s like do I show them how much of a problem I have but no no but that’s a question that’s a question do you show them that off the bat yeah no I mean if I really like the person no yeah and if I’m like I gotta get through this I’m like so you’re guarding yourself for the person that you really like well also the person that I went on that the pizza date with does not drink okay so it’s like but I still but I asked like I see that you don’t drink is it cool if I do and he was like yeah and I was like okay cool but I had two glasses of wine which is not a lot for me um remember when the doctor asks you like how many oh how many drinks per day and he asked if you’re good to drive um I don’t drive oh yeah I forgot I always forget you don’t drive everybody always goes um what do you have like a DUI I’m like no and that is exactly why I don’t drive no no that’s not true there’s a lot of reasons yeah you do have a DUI no no so that’s not true I know I don’t know I don’t have a DUI because I drink no that’s not true because I drink so I don’t own a cart but that’s not true I I don’t own a car for a lot of reasons yeah I don’t wanna why is it can we you mentioned a doctor asking you how much you drink can we just talk about how they’re always shocked when you say like more than four like they’ve never heard of are they all just nerds who have never had more than four numbers I’m like you’re a doctor I would be drunk all the time like doctors are drunk I know it’s like when dentists are like you don’t floss three times a day no it’s like not everyone cares or you floss too hard then you have gum recessions but honestly I never tell my doctors I drink I always say zero zero zero zero zero zero for everything yeah do you guys say I lowball it okay I lowball it because I haven’t been drinking as much since January which I’m pretty proud of but like yes thanks um but yeah I always go like yeah you know like a couple I have I just have a couple and it’s like when I drink like on the day that I drink it’s like eight yeah I I went uh for uh St Patrick’s Day me and Michaela were hanging out and actually me Michaela and V went to uh we did not want to come but we made her come and uh we were at Margaritaville and immediately Michaela and I sat down and we were like uh beer in a shot yeah and then V got there and we were like shots it’s all about intention and then Michaela and I went and like I don’t know how many more bars we went to but it was like beer shot beer shot like yeah what’s that called a boiler room a boilermaker Boilermaker which is like I do usually like bourbon and a beer but for I don’t know if you’re shooting it then it’s like tequila is probably the best way that’s right um but yeah we we hit but I’m not gonna do that on a date um Shawna beer I’ve I was a big shot and a beer girl on a date like in front of a what in front of it okay any choice you make about food or drink on a date right it’s not for no reason it’s to communicate something about yourself yes so what were you trying to communicate with ordering your shot beer yeah exactly so I just wanted to appear as like really cool and like and like not like another typical Persian girl quote unquote there it is yeah because Persian girls don’t know what a boilermaker is we’re like skinny margarita you’re not like other girls you like whiskey yeah yeah but did that change for you over life of course no I don’t care I’ll do whatever I want yeah especially on a date with my husband yeah yeah that’s the thing about having a party it’s a lot of sitting like this and just sucking out like shrimp also that’s another thing a lot of the times David is not a big seafood fan like how how your guy’s not an alcohol guy like and I’m like do you mind if I get muscles and he’s like sure but I don’t know if his shirt is real or not yet do you think he doesn’t want to make out with you after that no I just like every time he has like seafood like if he looks at an oyster he like wants to vomit so whenever I tell like I’m gonna get a dozen oysters with like my friends he’s just like okay that makes me worried for your intimacy oh no no that’s good all right this is great that’s great all right that stuff’s really good he’s not D no no DJ khaliding there my my biggest event I don’t do that well I don’t because when I was 16 um the first time he threw up oh the guy threw up nightmare yeah so I don’t do that anymore you know hey okay here’s that’s that’s a great lead-in that’s a great lead-in but that’s what that’s ultimately about is that you finding a partner who satisfies your needs and you satisfy theirs you’re talking about going to like I love how um we’re talking about eating on dates but now we’re talking about eating out yeah well it’s good you know it’s like a family show you better leave that in there your family show yeah okay this is not to bring Sushi into this now after that topic especially but this this two-date couplet that you had going from Pizza which you said was like the ideal first date because it’s low touch you go there you get a glass of wine a beer whatever and then immediately somebody thinking I should escalate that to a nice sushi restaurant because Sushi is a pretty stereotypical answer of what’s a sexy date night food of course not for everybody which is awesome so the key is to like listen to your partner about what they want when it comes to food yeah one of the best first dates I had was getting carne asada fries because this person said they love carne asada fries and I was like let’s go to my favorite spot in L.A for him but going on a first date it’s like you’re not really uncovering all those layers because you don’t have to I feel like I feel like you should though to me like uncovering layers is what dating is all about hey oh it’s a is that a clothing no no yeah that guy I’m not that guy I don’t know I said it like I was that guy well also the worst I think for estate food is anything that you have to like do deal with fork and knife like yeah a steak how do you how do you focus on what the other person says if you’re like is this too big of a piece am I gonna get okay and then like it’s kind of hard to cut I don’t know and then you get that big piece and then it’s like oh this was too big and now we’re chewing and now we’re shooting and we’re chewing ever and it’s like I don’t know steak gives me anxiety also like if I order it am I ordering like I’m a medium rare girl is she gonna think that I’m insane and or a carnivores oh I don’t think you should think that but uh yeah I think that the steak thing stresses me out for a first date yes for a third date oh yeah Steakhouse going in with my hand picking up the lamb chop and eating so Nicole’s a third date stress tester when it comes to food I guess I think that’s a good if you’ve invested if you’ve been invested that much time into you then it’s like now I can do with food whatever I what fair fair yeah actually I did that on a on like a third fourth date with a guy and I literally the lamb chops came and I just grabbed the handle and I went to town and he stared at me like this and he was this closest thing I love you I swear guys this is the funniest thing in the world I don’t talk to him anymore he’s dead to me I thought he bet he’s actually dead I was like all right can I tell you real quick the third date that I had with this guy yeah I took him um to found oyster incredible right and Paul whatever restaurant again No Reservations but it wasn’t that long of a wait so we got it and I mean with two people it’s not so bad but um and I got we got like a bunch of oysters and and stuff like that and it was like delicious and he was into it too so that’s good this is a good and then it was like I picked it so I was getting to pick everything so I thought that was a killer third day but I think that’s so I think that that Trio of dance is pretty solid I like it Pizza um Sushi I guess we went two Seafoods and then like you know what you want a different kind of seafood and a point where you two could sort of meet in the middle yeah you know what I mean yeah something that’s familiar to you that you feel really comfortable with yeah you know and I think that’s beautiful and that’s what to me food right during dating it’s like a it’s a my headphones fell to me food and dating it’s a metaphor it’s a way to communicate how empathetic of a person you are how responsive you are if you’re listening to their wants and needs right like I remember um got this one girl told me that she was really into Sushi and I was like great and I I booked at one of like the top Omakase spots wow I didn’t listen what kind of sushi she was into she was like crunchy shrimp she was like in the crunchy shrimp rolls and so we show up to this on the concert spot and and she tries ordering a side of spicy mayo and I was like all right what’s wrong with that I just wasn’t listening I can’t do it at this place exactly you know is like the servers are wearing Rolexes and it was like a dude from Japan who’s some rich lawyer from La flew out to Japan was like you I want you to come back to LA for me and my buddies and then he opened up like a 12 seed sushi restaurant that cost a lot of money and so it was you know egg on my face because I simply didn’t actually listen to what they were saying I was like oh I can impress you because you said one thing to me as opposed to actually going oh my God tell me more what’s the best sushi you’ve ever had yeah but did you know she’s going on a date with like you know I didn’t really know it’s not that she’s not listening you’re not listening to her it’s like she doesn’t know you she doesn’t know you like she’s not listening to you or like reading into that I don’t think they’re listening to each other but I always put this is not a good thing I always put the on this on myself though and I think that’s like an important thing for me when it comes to relationships is I can’t control what you think or what you feel but I can control my own actions and the way that I respond to situations right yeah and so that comes into play with food too when I was 21 I told myself I’m like the guy that I’m gonna end up with we’re gonna you know we’re gonna eat charcuterie boards together we’re gonna have Oysters together addresses me more food we’re gonna go to all of the fine dining restaurants the world has to offer and then when I grew I’m 29 now I realize all of those things are so like tertiary they’re so unimportant right because the relationship I’m in now I’m so fulfilled in other aspects I’m like I could go because then I can go eat this food with my friend like the food aspect of dating is important don’t get me wrong right it is not once you’re like invested and you’re in it is not the most important well I don’t know about you but when I was 21 I was this like skinny blonde Disney princess looking person I just wanted to be wined and dying because I thought in my mind I was gonna move to New York City sure and then I was gonna be like I was gonna meet a rich guy yeah and he was just gonna shower me with presents first diamonds you know 1921 New York I kind of flapper girl I think I imagined the whole like following your dreams and I did date a couple of guys David hot David I’ve mentioned in an episode I can’t remember what episode it was um a couple of like wealthy guys who kind of did that and uh they were the worst yeah I think they got rich yeah one was that like he sold Insurance like the devil um and I know a lot of insurance salesmen well you know a lot of bad people I do but no it was like oh so then I learned from that that I just want to do what I wanna like I gotta meet somebody on my level and going out to dinner if you can’t go to like a kind of you know hole in the wall or sure a dive or something like that then I don’t think we’re gonna yeah I’m not gonna get along um but yeah I think dive bar pizza situation way to go I I feel like I need to um give you guys some advice against what I do real quick the people or us uh the people okay we’re done dating yeah you’re married and you’re engaged you’re done um you have no more life to live you know I go home on the first date you shouldn’t um like they shouldn’t or they should I’m obsessed I can’t give you that advice because you’re nice kids whoever’s listening to this is nice kids and I I’m almost I’m like 5 10 and I have a taser if a guy tries to mess with me or attack me when I first go home with him he’s gonna die uh you’re like the drug dealer in the movies he like pulls a gun on a kid and he’s like don’t get into this life kid it’s not for you stay in school it can be a little dangerous um going on a date with someone you don’t know if you’re dating just keep that in mind kids um I’m not saying buy a Taser a teaser I’m a teaser with a taser um no I’m saying just just be safe out there and um you know check for cold sores and stuff the official dating advice buy a Taser yeah and protect yourself taser condom you know these are condom Duo the duo yeah they should sell those in a pack yeah and Lube I think french onion soup is the best ramen oh my god well like oh a Caesar salad oh my gosh sharing a nice omelette the night the morning after okay fried oysters you can’t make out after a Caesar salad well okay here’s one thing here’s one thing I can make it after anything baby you do stinky food makeout stinky food makeouts are my favorite I brought this up and I’ve I’ve brought this up with Julia as well um I hate when people like brush their teeth or mouthwash before making out because I’m like no I want to taste your day I want to taste your whole day yes let’s go Nicole I don’t like I don’t want to taste the mint I want to taste you oh I wish I had your life oh my God that’s so disgusting oh bye Swap and I just go home to David what’s up dude we’re the same freaking person no do you want to play rocket League oh hey I forgot something I gotta tell them today um or soon um there’s a dating app episode for GMM coming out that yours truly wrote and pitched because I’m in dating app hell and uh so check it out I did a lot of a lot of soul searching when writing it and thank you so uh I love that there’s the two dating related things is this my brand now I didn’t mean for it to become my brand I thought it was just a drunk lady was my brand for a while there but it’s legitimately involved we’re adding facets eat whatever the hell you want listen to your partners be empathetic have a keen ear [Music] all right Nicole and Emily we’ve heard what you and I have to say now it’s time to find out what other wacky ideas rattling out there in the universe time for a segment we call opinions Josh guess I’m sorry oh my God I was laughing at Emily being embarrassed of this stupid roll the 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powerful audience and we would love you on our side feet guys furries please watch movies oh yeah we are for you we love them they’re very nice they’re generally pretty feet guys I I’m So Into under like to being no I don’t want to participate necessarily sure in the whole thing but I would like to hang and I do want a costume but also if someone could just uh call in and tell me what makes a good foot because I don’t get it you don’t need to call and you can just DM her we don’t want to get that on everyone yeah I don’t want to know Maggie yes or no Maggie doesn’t want to make you don’t love food content but yeah DM Emily and then you know talk about feet with her because she wants I want to understand because I I get pedicures and everything like what what maybe that’s not what they want it’s the opposite okay they want something of a character it depends all right okay I’ll work on it I’ll work on my feet apparently mine are already pretty great so yeah same let’s get in the first place mail hopefully it’s about feet um what’s up my name’s Cameron this podcast is awesome um thanks man I was gonna say I just made a pizza congratulations I had a weird idea I just put Worcestershire sauce on my pizza huh so uh try it out and let me know what you think uh love a podcast later did you like it I wish I knew if they liked it or not if they liked it I think that Cameron call back tell us what makes a good foot and if you like the Worcestershire sauce Pizza content it seems kind of basic I don’t know this doesn’t seem like a I disagree Worcestershire sauce is an incredibly complex sauce when you put it on stage it’s like it’s like it’s like A1 water yeah no it is it is it’s like if you get is A1 not Worcestershire sauce No A1 is a steak sauce which I believe Bears many similarities to a Worcestershire sauce but there’s raisin puree one and then just a lot of like sauce vinegar and yeah what is worcestershire sauce and am I saying it’s effective like a fish sauce with vinegar with some caramel coloring spices not fish I think Worcestershire is fish based I come here on someone look at you want to look at Worcestershire uh sauce ingredients like Lee and parents can people can people I don’t believe it is Josh that’s right it is a base of vinegar and flavored with anchovies molasses Tamarind onion garlic and other seasonings this whole time I thought it was meat based I think it’s because you put it on meat I thought it was meaty yeah or like it has the meat extract or the yeast extract that like meat flavor yeah Vegemite Marmite or there’s a product called beefy bovral that’s a beef based yeast you bought it for me you said Put it on toast and I said absolutely not bro what if I put that in the description of the kind of man I’m looking for I don’t like beefy bravoles Pirates I don’t want to put Worcestershire sauce on my pizza and I’m very happy that he made this discovery awesome I’m gonna try it it’s it’s the sour it’s the sour that doesn’t do it because you already have the acid from the tomatoes to me you get a lot of salt from the cheese yeah you’re adding more acid more salt with a weird kind of sweet Tang to it I don’t know that I need that I like balsamic like glaze on a pizza so I don’t know if they’re yeah I feel like it might I might like it it depends the type of pizza it’s like a mushroom if it has a fig cheese fig arugula also I love like malt vinegar yeah I don’t like it you know I feel like that’s usually on the table if you’ve got the Worchester and stuff like that I’m not in love with it it’s like fish and chips got fish and chips at a bar like a beer bar the other day they serve The Malt vinegar and a spritzer oh spring bottling and Spritz it on your fish I’m down with that shout out Local Peasant Sherman Oaks baby that’s what’s up my mom sent me an Instagram uh with how to make a mimosa and it was a girl who filled uh champagne all the way to the top and then she had a spritzer orange juice that’s a little fun joke that’s a little fun jokes that people like to drink if you date me and you’re gonna deal with my family and they’re drinking so that’s gonna give you a sneak peek all right next next episode I realized that we had a special sauce at our Mexican Restaurant salsa Blanca find anywhere else my friends had heard of white salsa Virginia White salsa let’s go okay so it’s just I personally think it’s better than red salsa um so if y’all have heard of it let us know and yeah thanks so much for all you do love you guys so excited for this one break it down what is it what is it white salsa it is one of those things that just started in Virginia or like the DFW area where Mexican restaurants give you a bowl of like a typical you know Cantina style salsa whatever you want to call it like a tomato based salsa and then you get salsa Blanca white salsa which is basically mayonnaise with some spices in it and probably watered down a little bit and to me I love I feel like a lot of Mexican restaurants or these very Mexican-American restaurants that are slinging breakfast burritos out there all these spots are just drizzling this orange mayonnaise on all of their food they’re going viral on the Instagram covering things in Flames not that pink sauce but in general right and so you get this like you know legitimate Regional Mexican-American flavor from Virginia where they was just serving mayonnaise with their food the whole time I believe she said it was Miracle whip-based which is mayonnaise adjacent it is mayonnaise but not legally allowed to be considered mayonnaise right but I think it’s great and you know legally and I happen to love it like a margarine can’t be cold butter totally similar thing it’s basically just watered down mayonnaise with some corn syrup in it and it’s a delight um but I love Virginia White salsa I there’s a lot of controversy on whether or not it is quote unquote Mexican but for me I mean if it was made by a Mexican person in America that’s Mexican baby like you talk about Panda Express being its own Regional form of Chinese food you know which I think is a very legitimate way to look at it you look at Chinese food in eastern Turkmenistan you know depending on how you feel sovereign yeah vmix for sure Vmax is just lime maiden and glasses yeah um I love it I’ve never actually had it me either but I would like to go to Virginia and try it I mean queso is a great example sure make it here oh my God are we gonna do will it mix white sauce salsa queso is its own very weird example of this right I love cases it is ultra processed Velveeta cheese the most American Products possible right and Rotel can tomatoes I okay I was hanging out with somebody who didn’t know that that is the ultimate like Super Bowl food that’s like queso well it’s the Velveeta with Rotel they were like what is Rotel and I was like you were like in your 30s some people don’t know some people don’t have that life they don’t live the life God of a queso Queen I mean that’s putting on the crock pot it’s very easy I don’t even love queso that much I love queso rub it on my body Carnegie Sada wow what queso that like it’s just hot but gloopy it’s not leaky it’s like gloop leaky I love it sign me up next opinion Maggie light it up come on Maggie hi I love the intro my name’s Davis thank you we’re sexy uh the Bay Area California my opinion is that leftover tomato pasta sauce makes great fried rice and I will not hear any negativity okay okay thank you let him cook let him cook I understand I get it have you ever done it no but I want to yeah but it sounds cool with some corn and some mushrooms I don’t know about that corn okay I’m curious how far he’s going with fried rice I’m curious what he because I would make what I don’t call fried rice what I call Rice slop which is when I have leftover rice because fried rice if you want to do it like real real properly I mean you can put you know oil and panther rice and there throw crap in there and to me that doesn’t like a fried rice make you know if you’re talking like legit like Chinese egg fried rice in it oh gotta put an egg in there gotta put an egg in there right but for me I’m making more what I consider rice slop or what I call Pan rice because the rice goes in a pan because if you’re putting the tomato sauce in it right that’s gonna stop it from frying immediately unless you burn it unless you really like you know water I might get I think I’d want it to be like dirty rice like you kind of burn it a little bit yeah yeah I agree with that um that said maybe and here’s here maybe this is a semantic argument for me I would love to do this you know but that’s great because I I you can throw anything in rice slop tomato sauce throw in your rice slop ranch ranch honestly it’s Pizza flavored rice you know put some cheese on there Broiler you got a rice Pizza um um um jerk seasoning yeah good jerk rice slot and rice I’m closing my eyes and looking at the fridge at work uh use Yuzu Yuzu juice I you’ll strain the broth out of your soup because then you just got consummated drink and then you just throw the soup solids in your rice and you got soup solid rice slaw I said Yuzu Yuzu juice throw in your rice slot what were you saying Sun Chips oh throw in your right slot yeah this is a great idea you can throw anything in a rice slot I would hesitate on calling it fried rice personally I would call it fried rice rice slot I might put a little red wine in there see that’s great oh yeah she’s crazy I am crazy if I can’t drink it I’ll eat it he doesn’t do like the vodka soaked gummy bears never no I haven’t oh my God we did this thing in college where somebody put a ton of gummy worms and a jug of Everclear oh they just like turned to goo so it was like you you slurp it you go you just reach in there and then it would like liquify what I wish I had cool College experiences like that we should just go crash parties go crashes DBT parties at UCLA bro I used to do that but they never give me any sort of gummy alcohol thing if you want to come oh sure to Arkansas with me sometime okay and uh experience it the it’s a dry county so you gotta drink in the dorm rooms or go to the American Legion which if they’re good in a good mood they’ll let the American League it’s like an Elks Lodge yeah it’s like a it’s for veterans oh I don’t think they want me there no they’ll let you in in Arkansas because they want to look at pretty girls okay is that true Arkansas right in the yeah there yeah Batesville Arkansas what you got what’s good so I have one that’s kind of a weird when I was a kid my mom used to make this for us or we’d make it usually on Saturday morning before we’d plop down in front of the TV for cartoons Saturday morning cartoons back when that was a thing but my wife thinks it’s weird that’s never done that and it’s uh just cocoa and toast or hot chocolate and toast we eat buttered toast cut it into triangles and you would dip it into the hot chocolate Yep this is good it was so good and I loved it so much but I’ve never found anybody else to do this am I that weird or have you heard of this uh thanks I love the podcast thanks oh man I gotta start with something go for it okay so um yes to all of this but um my sister got this McDonald’s like it’s supposed to be a fry maker but all I did was cut up bread in the shape of fries you put you put a piece of bread and then grind it and then it would just make little strips and then you’d eat bread and pretend it was fries um but what we would what we would do is my mom would put uh like Ovaltine powder on it yeah and then you just put it in there and crank it so we ate it like that sometimes oh yeah but for the most part I remember making this for my parents in the morning because on the weekends you would wake up at like 6 a.m because your psychotic little kid and um you would like so I would I couldn’t use the toaster because I couldn’t reach it at the time if you can believe that um and so I just put butter on some bread and sugar and then just present it to my parents in bed be like I made you breakfast you’re so cute and then I would watch them eat it like they had to eat it yeah yeah they have to but you made it toast it was something for sure and like you know chocolate powder toast with butter and then you put the hot cocoa powder on it totally did that sounds so cool this person’s talking about like a cup of cocoa with the bread that’s right I did say butter sugar toast I think but yeah I think yeah I understand you dunk it in there that sounds like something if you told me that in Colombia they do something like that they do that every single day what fell my Chapstick if you told me that they do this every single day in a country like Colombia or something I would fully believe that I’d be like oh yeah I’ve heard of that but Ben it’s the Dos pantos or something that’s it and they may very well may it sounds something to me very elegant and very um you know Epicurean in a way that I love and Spain they dip their bread and coffee yeah that’s a good thing and this is like the American I mean when you call the croissant that you there’s that guy on on uh Instagram who makes croissants and it’s like the most beautiful croissant I’ve ever seen is their name Trevor I think so but he’s very handsome and then he makes them and then there’s the uh cappuccino and then he like opens it and then dunks it in and just like eats the whole thing and he’s like yeah it looks so good I want to do it but um yeah I think that it’s it is like soup if you wanna I like this I would do this if I was if I was an adult I would do it if I was a kid I would do it more than I would as an adult yeah I mean I make um spinster nachos which is like it’s bread um with a piece of cheese so much bread and then you dunk it in red wine and then you drink you drink the wine too they used to do that in like medieval courts in England they called it a wine stop you’d put a piece of toast in the wine yeah pretty fancy also my grandmother this may be a southern thing she would put cornbread in a cup and then pour buttermilk on it and then eat it with a spoon Top Chef Champion Kelsey yeah let’s have more Top Chef talk on that show Kelsey Barnard Clark made that I made a fancy version of that for her uh finale winning dish in uh Top Chef I believe it was Charleston wow season they did and every and the judges they’re like judges from like Macau and they were just like this is incredible I’ve never had anything like this so yeah that’s awesome I think it’s very cool I gotta keep the tradition up and do that yeah let’s do it too we’ll do what the show is about I mean tradition culinary tradition we got new Audio Only episodes for you every Wednesday and then the video drops on Fridays that’s right Josh and if you want to be featured on opinions or casseroles you can hit us up at 833 dogpod one that number one more time is 833 dog pod one we hear the wettest and wildest food podcast out there sorry Emily Emily what’s up and where can they find you well you know around here okay um what about giving your hats tell them okay um Twitter is at flammily Emming and then Instagram is at M flemily because some uh stubborn yoga lady will not give me flemily Emming back for Instagram and uh sorry so don’t harass this do not harass the yoga please don’t uh she doesn’t need it and it’s fine um is that it that’s anything else but also you guys watch meals of History we’ve got like 21 episodes now I’m so proud that we’ve gone this long and um I hope we can keep making it I don’t know if we’ve done every year in history so far but um I please watch that and then um please go get on mythical ew put your foot down now no we gotta girl I gotta give the people what they want you gotta give the people what they want things attached to them the bottom there are things attached to the bottom you’re promoting your own feet and I want to promote mythical Society specials which are all the Dirk and Patty ones um if you’re a fan of that yeah on the app and watch it yeah download the app yeah for more mythical kitchen check us out on YouTube where we launch new videos every week check me out on wikifeet.com dude you have a five oh my God 4.87 rating Nicole that’s what it looks like why is it like that I’m impressed he doesn’t really have any calluses he had no no his callus and it travels up my left foot isn’t as good as my right [Music]