ramble hey before we get into today’s episode we want to tell you about good mythical evening for one night only we are bringing you good mythical evening streaming exclusively on moment house get your ticket for a most indecent sloshy and random show that takes our classic good mythical morning favorites and torches the rule book the show is live september 1st to jump start the labor day weekend tickets are on sale right now at goodmythicalevening.com [Music] we’ve all heard the old adage you are what you eat but have you ever wondered if you eat what you are today we tackle another mystifying topic from the bowels of the internet are humans hot dogs this is a hot dog as a sandwich ketchup is a smoothie yeah i put ice in my cereal so what that makes no sense a hot dog is a sandwich a hot dog is a sandwich welcome to our podcast of hot dogs it’s a sandwich the show where we break down the world’s biggest food debates i’m your host josh sharer and i’m your host nicole handy zada and today we’re tackling one of the wackiest albeit most fascinating philosophical food topics out there it comes from a trending reddit thread it claims that because a hot dog is defined as pureed meat in animal casing aka intestines then a hot dog does not cease to be a hot dog after we eat it furthermore by consuming said hot dog into our own intestines we become the hot dogs casing thus becoming hot dogs ourselves nicole that is a lot to wrap your head around what are your initial thoughts i’m not a hot dog you are a hot dog i’m not a hot dog funny thing is a hot dog is literally in the dictionary as someone who is a pr has a propensity to show off okay in that context i’m 150 percent off you’re such a huddle you love intentions that was one of the first things you told me when you met me it’s just like i love attention because something happened where i was just like hey like you know do you want me to like say this i think it was maybe like do you want me to like say hey nicole did a great job on this yeah or would you you know are you uncomfortable with that attention you were like uncomfortable with attention i love attention why do you think i’m not mythical that’s fair i guess that’s true no i in that context sure i’m a hot dog 150 but in the in the food term no i think a hot dog is a very specific food that you eat and whenever you eat it it does not be you do not become a hot dog from ingesting a hot dog i don’t think so but there’s got to be something compelling about so can we agree that a hot dog is essentially pureed meat inside animal casing we can agree that that is what a hot dog is and do you agree that when you chew a hot dog you are essentially re-pureeing this cooked meat into a meat slurry are you trying to talk about peristalsis right now peristal well peristalsis is the your esophagus moves like a snake yeah to push food down into your tummy yeah to make it more of a puree yeah yeah yeah yeah it kind of matches it up so so when you’re peristalsizing uh-huh that sounds like a weird 80s workout routine you’re peristalsizing today when you peristalsize the hot dog you get hot dog puree in your stomach that may get broken down by little stomach acid but like there’s still solid hot dog smoothie in your stomach okay that will eventually travel into your intestines which at that point it is a meat puree in intestinal casing you just said you agreed that a hot dog does satisfy that definition so at some point i’m not saying you yourself your whole self is a hot dog i’m not saying that you are any less than human that you are any less nicole hindi zadeh when you eat a hot dog all i’m saying is you’re a nicole hendy zadeh plus a literal hot dog that is living inside your intestines i think it’s the stomach okay if i bought a hot dog from the store and it says with stomach acid like that’s not a hot dog anymore that’s an abomination well nicole i may have information that can shock you oh my gosh do you know that human dna was found in normal grocery store hot dogs when run through a laboratory test how much of a percent i mean like that number of percent is not exactly important so what i’m saying if i’m eating point zero one five percent of human okay whatever but if i’m eating like 40 human that’s a big difference that’s like when the whole thing happened where there was like horse meat in mcdonald’s burgers in france and everyone like freaked out it’s like well well how much horse you know wasn’t it ikea meatballs there’s a lot there’s like kangaroo meat and something but oh i actually read a fascinating story do you know that there was a massive famine during the franco-prussian war in 1870 right in france they like the prussian army uh cut off paris from supplies and so they like had to find alternate food sources and so they straight up they straight up right at a zoo oh wait is this is this too much to talk about no this is this is history yes it’s interesting this is very interesting laura’s hell and you know the french being the french they turned hell into a delicious meal and there is a shot of an actual menu that has like elephant consummate and kangaroo what year was this 1870s that’s so interesting yeah well yeah if you’re if you’re in like a sticky situation you can have elephant consummate but i’m not gonna eat a human hot dog yeah that’s fair enough no i’m not advocating okay so let me clarify my stance on this i i i don’t believe that humans become the hot dogs themselves i believe a small part of you technically could be considered a hot dog so if you were to have a dexter style person i’ve never seen an episode oh really it’s so good yeah people always send me the screenshot of a guy in dexter i don’t know if it’s his friend or whatever but it’s a white guy who wears a hat and has glasses and he has a mustache at some point i had a mustache and i’m a white guy who wears a hat and glasses and so everyone said that to me to go this you and dexter what i’m saying is if someone went in with a scalpel and opened you up flayed you open and found the nugget of intestine where there was digested hot dog uh-huh because again hot dogs when they’re made have you ever seen videos of hot dogs we’ve been investigating i have yes i i love those kinds of videos who’s the guy that did it on food network he was also the host of the kids show mark summers mark summers yeah but when i was a kid i used to love the food network show where he would show us how things are made like jelly beans and hotdogs yeah unwrapped yeah i loved unwrapped it was a great it was a great series and yeah i saw hot dogs being made on it and you know i know how they’re made and i know the pink slime and i know it’s intestinal track that is cleaned and uh stretched out but i just don’t i don’t agree with that logic that if someone went in with a scalpel ended seppuku on me and went and like twisted it up and cut it out and then i was like wouldn’t be the right term the right term would be hara kiri which literally means stomach slicing yeah sepuku is more referring to the cultural practice i’m literally listening to a podcast right now about the uh pacific theater war preceding world war ii why are you learning so much about wars recently i’m just gonna do daring you just got nothing to do the country’s going in a weird direction nicole i might as well study up are you gonna make elephant consummate for you i’m thinking about it i don’t know why not i feel like i’d be really good at cooking during wartime though using little ingredients for what you have i think i would do great as a navy cook you know i like with a hair net and like the greasy apron and just smoking a cigarette yeah like eating beef and then they’re gonna be like what kind of beef miss nicole it’s just beef okay okay so imagine someone slices open your stomach reaches in grabs out and enters it can be it can be sound guy chris’s stomach doesn’t have to be yours no i i pin sound guy chris down and i take a caring knife and it’s hypothetical but it is me and chris yes i understand that chris i’m sorry that you’ve been dragged into this conversation it’s really uh not a place i would like to be if i were you but no i don’t think that constitutes a hot dog i if you boiled it why would you boil it why would you do that nicole there is no why yes this is purely it is no no this is like you know infinity lasagna all over again it’s like of course you don’t have there’s no human impetus but what i’m really interested in discovering about all of this because you said you are not a hot dog do you feel that you are better than a hot dog what what does it mean to be human because that’s what we’re talking about are humans hot dogs we know what the definition of a hot dog is but to discuss that we would have to discuss the definition of being a human okay it’s four words human is animal that can speak dude i knew an african grey parrot that was taught to say curse words animal that can speak and lactates the women lactate you ever seen that uh coco the we talk coco the gorilla to i speak with sign language and that is speaking and has you shaved coco coco the gorilla is dead repeat coco the gorilla we talk coco the gorilla to fear death and i think that is hilarious that humans took an animal that has existed for just like millions of years and we’re like we’re gonna teach you about death what does this have to do with hot dogs what i’m saying is if you’re just defining a human being as someone you know a being who can speak you know does that mean that we are our physical selves like does the meat sack that you are in because some people tend to believe that like we have you know a soul or our mind the ability to have complex thought processes makes us human therefore we could never be a hot dog i’m not one of those people i think there’s just a mix of weird chemical signals rattling around in our brain and that that consciousness is an evolutionary trick to make us fear death therefore we may as well be hot dogs we are simply an animated meat sack if i took a hot dog and made a marionette puppet out of it i think that is as much inexperience as being human i disagree with that 100 you’re a human being you’re not you’re not better than a hot dog you are different than a hot dog a hot dog surfaces purpose and a josh serves its purpose whatever the purpose josh’s purpose is to eat hot dogs well there you go there you go there’s your purpose i don’t know what else to tell you you know you’re done during the time we made a hot dog upside down cake yeah i do vividly that was the most excited i’ve ever been about anything in life i remember that which is yet another reason to devalue the human experience that the most excited i’ve ever been has been from a hot dog cake but again i don’t think if you eat a hot dog and you isolate it within your own intestinal tract and you twist it up and you cut it out that’s not a hot dog it’s not it’s it’s a human dog okay what could it possibly be a sausage though because i hear i hear you about your stomach acid comment right if you add stomach acid to a hot dog like because there there are still rules to what a hot dog is what a frankfurter style sausage is there’s certain spices that need to be in there it needs to be a um a finely ground force meat is the term similar to bologna we could also get into is baloney just flat hot dog that’s another podcast gotta wait for that one but um but once you start you know adding things like stomach acid to it does that then cease to become a hot dog but like could it just be a stomach acid season sausage because if you taste like bile or stomach acid you kind of know it tastes like there are certain dishes that are seasoned with say beef bile in it sure we’ve we’ve experienced that yeah shout out to papaya yeah yeah it’s filipino yeah it’s a kind of filipino pastoral dish yep we we’re familiar with that and i’m not my fave but i love this if you wanted to make a beef bile hot dog sure go ahead and do it i think there’s something about the human being being alive at one point that bothers me about the idea of of the sought i know you’re looking at me like like i was alive what do you think an animal was yeah no no it’s different i guess i just i guess i do hold humans to a higher standard than animals in that sense i’m not going to eat a human and the things that come out of a human i’m not going to eat nicole i don’t know if i’m allowed to ask this question at work were you breastfed sure all you’re doing is just eating humans that’s different human beings the body is expelling that it’s different it doesn’t no let’s not expect you you expelled it that’s a bit i uh okay quick disclosure i’m a cis-hat white man i don’t know anything about the female experience or the body and how it works um so let’s just get that out of the way i immediately made a claim about what lactation and breastfeeding is and then realized i don’t know what it is josh just speak no it’s like it’s that’s food that is supposed to be food for the baby like that’s fine that’s not cannibalism we made cheat we we made uh what did we make out of mac and cheese we made macaroni and cheese out of breast milk and fed it to two adults yeah bad take shouldn’t do that anymore yeah no that’s maybe a fair point let’s not examine our own practice yeah i know i’m not interested in doing that at all there are few better foods to eat during the summer than a nice juicy grilled piece of chicken or steak or salmon that’s right whether you have a go-to favorite or you like switching up what you’re grilling you can improve your grilling lineup this summer with butcherbox the subscription service that delivers a large selection of high quality meat and seafood right to your door now my favorite thing about butcher box isn’t just the top tier quality meat but it’s super affordable we’re talking less than six dollars per meal on average here people and it’s convenient 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group cabin you can say that again nicole it’s your journey learn more at hyundai usa.com safe exit assist is not a substitute for driver passenger attentiveness always be aware of your surroundings and attentive of approaching vehicles let’s look at the kind of logical leap though on at some point in your body whilst digesting a certain thing it becomes another food because no i don’t think that’s the case at all i don’t think it turns into another food it’s just the food you ate plus stomach acid you think that well okay so take this at some t take this example if you um say eat a mixed berry plate okay would you say that at some point in your mouth before you swallowed or even as you swallowed it as it is peristalsis sizing down into the upper parts of your stomach before stomach acid get mixed in them it is just past the pyloric valve great okay i have a story about the pyloric do you yes is it because you had to take alcohol abuse classes no i just knew what it was okay well i didn’t like have a problem i got caught with like an empty bottle of liquor in my college freshman dorm room and i had to take these classes this thing called the pyloric valve okay which i guess is like uh physically kind of drips things into the stomach sure which is why when you’re full you don’t get drunk as fast it’s not because the food’s soaking it up it’s because it’s uh letting the pyloric valve open slowly yes anyways what i’m saying is if you ate a mixed berry plate at some point traveling down your esophagus peristalsisizing that fruit is a mush i know exactly what you’re gonna see are you gonna say is that a smoothie no nicole is it is that a smoothie oh my gosh no it’s not it’s no it’s not a smoothie because that okay when i was literally like saying if i eat a piece of bread and it travels on your body is it bread crumbs no no it’s bread pudding because it’s soaking up all the juices oh my gosh you’re stuck what if you eat a but what if you eat okay that’s so stupid that’s like saying you eat a potato it’s like are you making mashed potatoes going down correct no yes open up josh i don’t want to okay okay okay let’s let’s let’s travel upwards in the digestion but but see but see the thing is you you’re considering are you considering the food that’s traveling down your esophagus and not being touched by any sort of uh acids in the stomach to break it down is that considered a an intestine well no it’s not an intestinal but i’m saying that’s the hot dog is cased in an intestine so that’s why the intestine matters but i’m saying at some point when food enters your body can it change form take take this example so the digestives process technically starts in the mouth with saliva right yes how many of us do you think of eating other people’s spit oh so much all of us all of us whether it’s intentional or not all the time you know so like that’s another thing that we we have consumed that form of human dna when you take a bite of a crunchy taco after that first bite the outside of your mouth is still a taco yet the inside of your mouth there is a mini nacho plate think about it the shell is broken apart okay my mind is open my eyes are closed yeah i’m imagining myself eating a taco crunchy taco put yourself inside your own mouth okay no problem let me let me just hold on you’ve bitten the taco shell mm-hmm it’s a crunchy taco from taco bell great it is not steamed it’s not gotten soggy oh great still perfectly crispy okay you bite into it uh-huh it is broken into exactly eight misshapen shards they look okay so similar to tortilla chips there’s cheese there’s hot sauce they’re little vegetal condiments maybe you paid an extra 30 cents to add that weird electric green guacamole that i don’t think i i think i did yeah yeah you know you love attention i do i’m such a hockey inside of your mouth if you were to extract it that is simply a nacho plate no that is a chewed up taco but can there be any difference is it are nachos just chewed up tacos is that what you’re trying to say to me right i don’t know i i don’t know i’m saying but but let’s not go to non we’re talking about inside your own body that is a nacho plate it’s a nacho plate with spit sure but how many nacho plates have i gotten where i’m with my a-hole friends and they don’t tip and i get spit in my nachos this is what i’m saying the addition of the human body and the acids and the liquids and the the secretions don’t make it it’s an an edible thing anymore i don’t want to do that but you’re you are currently eating it but yeah you should take it out but if i take it out and then i wrap it in an intestine is that okay i’m eating a hot dog yeah and i’m masticating it in my mouth that’s the masticating and i spit it out and then i take an intestine and i wrap it around and then i boil it that’s not a hot dog to me anymore that’s just chewed up garb like meat garbage it’s kind of like boudin or like uh what’s it like no because once you’re chewing it like it’s not gonna like seal back together but i can do yeah like you cut open the intestinal casing and there’s that like spreadable sausage oh no we’re not going you’re making mouth hot dog i’m not making mouth hot dog in your mouth you’re making mouth hot dog in my opinion okay i don’t think so i think once it enters your body and any sort of like i said any sort of secretion just goes into there it’s no longer its pure form i’ll agree with it it’s not i’m not saying it’s the most perfect plate of nachos i think that if i took the perfect taco and i put in my mouth took one bite spit it back out on a plate that would be a better plate of nachos than many nachos that i have eaten i don’t know the same way that i’m not saying it’s a good hot dog if you cut it out of your intestines and boil it i’m not saying that you physically become the hot dog i’m just saying that it is technically considered a hot dog josh i love you but this is unacceptable like i i don’t understand like do you have no moral compass i have a moral compass it just does you have it you have an a a moral compass or you have a moral compass it’s illegal to eat people yes you can’t do it you’re not allowed to do it yes why come it’s it’s you can get sick you can get sick nicole you can’t you’re not even supposed to wash your chicken in the sink according to the usda because chicken can kill people i’d rather have mad cow disease from eating from people do you think mad cow disease is more likely to come from humans or you know cows well then there’s mad cow disease the reason that uh traditional haggis in america cannot be served because it has lungs in it and there’s a mad cow uh outbreak so i’m saying the entire food system’s a nightmare so there was a guy on reddit who ate his friend right well no he didn’t like to eat his friend his friend like he was i think getting surgery like a biopsy or something and like a little slice of his skin and muscle was taken out and he like cooked it and ate it okay and i think he got arrested i think it was like straight up illegal uh oh yeah it should be you ever see the video where that lady would uh she was making a recipe and she like put food in her mouth yes yeah she chopped it up with her mouth and she’s like she was making stuffed turkey right stuffed chicken yeah horrific video absolutely disgusting was that was that confirmed that it was real or was she just trolling i don’t know i hope it was fake because that is that’s just like that’s a horror movie for me i don’t necessarily do that but the other day i was making a smoothie not in my mouth i was doing it proper in the blender little humble brag i can afford a blender it’s hamilton beach might have heard of it but i mean they’re fine i use them at home i get i’ve been using the crappiest appliances for a long time um but i was making a smoothie and i had fresh strawberries i didn’t want to get out like a cutting board and a knife and so i just um bit into the leaves and then just spit it into my garbage disposal disgusting why isn’t that there was this whole seinfeld episode where creamer makes like a whole meal in his shower i respect that that was just wrong that’s wrong my guy that is unbelievably wrong secretions the secretions make it inedible what if you are putting body fluids in your food you should just not eat it anymore for the record i don’t think we should be putting our own body fluids in food and there is a certain really cause you just you just said the opposite i’m having a lot of regrets for things i may have said what i’m saying is nicole when’s the first time you had a hot dog the first time i had a hot dog was whenever um my mom and dad i’m gonna tell you so my mom and dad were having a party okay it was my third birthday and we had caricatures come to my birthday we had barney and baby boop and then i also had a train that was in my house that went all the way around my house like it was a train that went through the living room through the kitchen into the dining room made a circle and then uh we had a bunch of hot dogs and it was delicious and then the most recent time i had a hot dog i went to this kosher deli called jeff’s gourmet shout out to jeff’s gourmet i love your western burger uh and i had a morgues sausage and my mom and dad were like why are you eating hot dog and i’m like what do you mean it’s good like hot dog is bad for you hot dogs aren’t aren’t great for you to be clear no they’re not but they’re delicious i’m sure you love hobbies i love vegan hot dogs i love vegan hot dogs because they’re so close to normal hot dogs because hot dogs are already so far processed might as well be eating like some carrots with msg in it or whatever yeah um wait oh okay another thing we’re talking about like temporal specificity as it relates to food so as in like at some point in your mouth when you eat a taco it then becomes nachos i’m not agreeing with that i know you’re not agreeing with that this is my official position on it but there’s actually a lot of like philosophical implications in that as it relates to food definitions including the one that this podcast is named after which we’ve never actually talked about and we will never talk about it i don’t think we should we should respect the anonymity yeah i don’t even know if a hot dog is a sandwich it’s not but a sandwich is a hot dog though yeah all sandwiches are hot dogs yeah we can agree with that yes anyways the point is a lot of people when we even say the name of the podcast a hot dog’s a sandwich people start debating us on twitter right which i love which i love it’s very fun and that was kind of like one of the reasons we wanted to name the podcast this because it just ignites people people are debating very passionate and doing the dumb stuff that we do every day that we that makes time pass quickly in the office yeah but a lot of people will post just like simply the google merriam-webster definition of sandwich which is like something something two slices of bread everyone’s like see gotcha you [ __ ] hot dogs aren’t sandwiches all sandwiches have two slices of bread and then we’re like subway is the world’s largest restaurant chain in the history of human existence they sell sandwiches on one piece of bread are you saying they don’t sell sandwiches and they’re like but anyways people people like to take the dictionary definition and we talked about this a couple weeks ago with the word irregardless now being in the dictionary yeah but let’s take a dictionary definition and seem to imply that that is a universal truth we’re talking about hot we’re talking about tacos being crunchy and crunching your mouth 99.9 of the world’s tacos are not crunchy i understand that yes it but the dictionary definition at least the american merriam-webster dictionary says like tacos usually crunchy likely filled with ground beef cheese and lettuce and that is such an upsetting definition to me there are i’m sure there’s other upsetting definitions in the merriam-webster dictionary we just haven’t searched for them yet but i found that definition of taco and it was just like weirdly upsetting to me because i was like what a a very like white american viewpoint yeah and like it’s i know they’re talking about the taco bell taco but it’s like that is point zero one percent of the tacos exist totally throughout history so what you’re trying to say is you’re trying to dismantle merriam-webster i am trying to overthrow miriam and webster unless that was one person named the last names of two people because there’s a hyphen that makes sense yeah that makes sense yeah we’re not talking about temporal specific specificity like if you had a sandwich right two slices of bread let’s say it’s a pb and j and then the wind comes and blows the top bread off right in that state of being as the top bread is being removed does it cease to be a sandwich and then become an open-faced sandwich an open-faced sandwich is still considered a sandwich right i don’t believe so it’s a toast i don’t believe an open-faced sandwich is a sandwich i believe it is simply an open-faced sandwich well if it’s if it’s toasted it’s toast here’s the thing so like what does this have to do with the prompt what no because i’m saying that like you need to deconstruct your definition of what a hot dog and a human is nicole you have to like look inside your own psyche and realize that a hot dog is just as sentient as you you no it’s not a hot dog is not as sentient as me i am an active have you seen something like this yes and it’s it was great what was what was the the racist pita was that what it was yeah something like i can’t remember yeah yeah what’s the play right what a great movie yeah salma hayek played a sexy taco what i’m saying is there’s an entire spectrum out there i’m reading a book right now called the secret commonwealth it’s all about elves and fairies and stuff and nicole there’s stuff that we cannot see in the world who is to say that our universe is not simply the atom in the fingernail of a giant and who’s to say that nicole hold on that all the atoms in our fingernails could not potentially contain individual universes themselves uh that’s very like that’s likely um but if i slice into my stomach when i have hot dog in it it’s not hot dog anymore yeah you gotta boil it nicole we’ve heard what you and i have to say now it’s time to find out what other wacky ideas are rattling out there in the twitterverse it’s time for a segment we call opinions are like casseroles [Music] first up we got at breed craft chicken liver tastes like a clump of bone marrow those are two contemporary things that would be like saying a hot dog tastes like a sausage it’s like well you’re not wrong but why are you saying this what are you implying are you saying that bone marrow is bad because both of those are just really delicious things that i like to spread on toast i feel like this is more of like a broccoli taste like brussels sprouts yeah you know yes i think sausage and hot dog is like a little like no you’re right philosophically it’s like saying a bratwurst tastes like a knock worse yeah that doesn’t get us anywhere but this is taking two similar things and saying they are uh they taste alike uh there’s certain notes in bone marrow for salt it’s all fat like straight up fat and chicken liver is just beautiful minerally bloody deliciousness i love chicken livers it’s been so long because all restaurants have been closed it’s been so long since i’ve had it like awful yeah cause like i just you know i’ve cooked bone marrow i’ve cooked a lot of chicken liver especially pate and fried in my own home but like if i’m just like going out to the store once a week like i’m not gonna you know pick up a pack of chicken livers just on the off chance i’m gonna be craving them throughout the week sure i miss that i miss eating fancy chicken liver toast me too i like frying have you ever had fried chicken livers i’ve i have before i worked here i made dorito crusted chicken livers really yes one time i fried chicken livers and my mom was out of town and then i didn’t know that chicken livers were so volatile and it literally broke up in my face and then i quickly got one of those like uh shields and i covered it but i still to this day have chicken liver grease probably on my ceiling that’s so funny next up bree craft again thanksgiving food should never be mixed together so a lot of people um have a sensitivity to food where they cannot have other food touch their other food like on their plate nicole this is just the guys that you’ve dated in the past josh no it’s not they’re uh not it’s not about that why do you always bring up my relationship you brought him up you brought him up in literally the last podcast what are you talking about uh i’m saying it’s fine like i understand if you have like a severe like discomfort like sensitivity anxiety induced thing to it so that’s okay except have you ever mixed your macaroni and cheese with a little bit of the sweet potatoes and then got a corner of cranberry sauce that’s like so good i i i love i love mixed my food no i totally hear you on people and i know i mean i don’t know if this is i’m i’m certainly not a doctor and probably shouldn’t be certain but like i feel like i have met a lot of people who have either clinical anxiety or ocd and mixing their food is like a huge pain point and i don’t mean to you know make any sort of light of that uh me on the other hand i view it just as an artist’s palette i see a thanksgiving plate and i’m just like which of these ingredients can i mix and match to create the perfect bite a thing i’ve noticed certain things do disgust me like cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes you don’t like them i hate when they touch okay i almost don’t like cranberry sauce on anything except for every fourth bite of turkey i go three bites of gravy and then one bite of turkey with cranberry sauce sure but yeah but taking like gravy and and mac and cheese and then because there’s no other time in life where it’s acceptable to put gravy on your mac and cheese except for thanksgiving i’ve never put gravy on my mac and cheese but also my thing are a little different because i have persian thanksgiving which means that sometimes i have like uh marshmallows on my sweet potatoes and then i also have like a cherry rice with like uh turkey necks really weird is that alba lo polo yes oh josh you can come to the cookout hey i’m invited to the person you can come to the you can come to the cab all right at one psycho to another heard that dinosaur nuggets are disgusting you really are psycho no dinosaur nuggets are they’re okay so technically i would argue they’re probably a bottom tier nugget if we are really looking at the facts of how they taste um the seasoning on it the percentage of actual chicken inside there the crispiness the breading however every chicken nugget is like scientifically designed to make your body crave it with all just the msg and the fat and the carbs it’s like the perfect food so they’re not disgusting but i guess really looking at it they are kind of a bottom tier nugget but they’re so fun you got pedrodactyles dinosaur nuggets are good eats you need to chill out one psycho to another all right nicole b 92 says adding fritos to any food instantly makes it better they added delicious salty crunch i agree i could imagine fritos on almost every single food in the world and i would love it like yeah anything everything josh say a dish josh uh delicious put some fritos on it beef wellington oh my god frito’s healthy yeah and cream cheese oh especially that yeah yeah yeah yeah one more one one more what a uh uh fried alligator oh frito [Applause] i actually prefer fritos as a cooking ingredient than i do as a normal chip to eat by themselves i love fritos i think it’s they have a deep corn flavor to them it is a deep corn flavor deep corn yeah yeah love it at devour the flower spicy nacho doritos with smears of philadelphia cream cheese is dank i don’t care what people say i don’t if devour the flower if anyone is criticizing you for this they do not have taste they are not a person of class or moral wealth i think this is delicious i love cream cheese i need more cream cheese in my life frankly it’s good everything it’s really good as an ingredient if you’re like building a sauce too if you want to cheat it and you’re not like i’m too lazy to make a real bechamel just dump cream cheese in like your nacho cheese sauce oh yeah i throw in the cube of philadelphia in my pasta sauces and it is just takes to the next level philadelphia cream cheese please sponsor us we love you so much i am in a bagel group i’m a group of in a facebook group about bagels and your name comes up a lot and i always defend you because you’re the best cream cheese ever and i also love whipped cream cheese do you like whipped cream cheese no i’m not a fan of juice i don’t like the air obstructing because every popular air every pocket of air in whipped cream cheese is where more cream cheese could be it’s such a textural treat i don’t i don’t like i like the denseness of cream cheese i like my teeth like physically chewing through the chewy bagel and the dense cream cheese what is your like bagel order like when you go to like a bagel shop what is your bagel order so uh it all depends what their offerings are i mean everything bagel first off it’s either everything bagel or sesame bagel okay occasionally i’ll get weird with it if i’m like i am i have no opposition to getting like a blueberry bagel or cinnamon raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese yeah but my most common bagel order is everything bagel toasted with cream cheese lox red onion capers mine is jalapeno cheddar bagel black pepper cream cheese and then i put onions and then i put avocado i put cucumber and then i put salt pepper and tapatio all over that that sounds isn’t that so good so good i want that right now i know me too i had but i do love like a burnt sesame bagel with just like normal cream actually scallion cream cheese is my favorite oh yeah you know what i hate vegetable cream cheese yeah the mixed veggie cream cheese snow needs that it reminds me of like uh like going to the 99 99-cent store with my mom and like she’s just taking the whole shelf and i’m just like no it’s the worst cream cheese it has pieces of carrot in it it’s weird um i do love the cream cheese where they just take the smoked salmon and they just blend it in there they’ll take like the trim of the smoked salmon oh no what an abomination everyone thinks about i love it you’re like it’s like you’re curing the salmon again in the cheese oh my god i love that stuff it’s cheap expensive debbie’s piano teacher used to eat that by the spoonful while she was teaching it’s low carb okay condi cj says fruit does not belong in chocolate it makes it far too rich do you mean like in a bar of chocolate like adding dehydrated strawberries i think they might be talking like chocolate covered strawberries oh yeah chocolate strawberry okay it’s so gross i hate chocolate oh my god i do too i don’t know how they represent roman romantic situations because the chocolate is so hard and the strawberry is so juicy and like the mixes together and you’re just like yeah the most romantic food is taquitos [Laughter] everyone knows that you share taquitos with your lover oh my god like one end and you hold the other one yeah oh no yeah taquitos are romantic chocolate covered strawberries are an abomination yeah no i actually don’t i typically don’t like acidic foods with chocolate at all because i’ve never understood like because chocolate’s acidic cherry and chocolate yeah i mean chocolate it’s it’s acidic it has its own acid to it but it’s also like fatty and bitter and sweet and you’re just like adding this element that to me clashes so hard like you’re like lemon juice with dark chocolate it’s like terrible it’s like brushing your teeth and uh eating orange or drinking orange juice and brushing your teeth so i i don’t like the fruit and chocolate thing i i’ll settle like i like dark cherries in chocolate yeah something for me that bridges the gap and i love bananas and chocolate because bananas aren’t fruit they’re a potato you’re so funny right now what happened i don’t know what do you mean what happened well i got bogged down and talking about eating yeah i think that the whole like uh the actual podcast made you like sad but now you’re so happy we we cover a lot of very deep topics yeah i started thinking about like is my life really as meaningless as the existence of a hot dog and i and no hold on i came to the conclusion that yes but that’s okay well it’s optimistic nihilism it’s like we’re everything means nothing but that’s fine because everyone’s been in the same boat for all of human existence yeah yeah um i’m a really big fan of blueberries and chocolate it’s great but i like dehydra dehydrated fruit is good with chocolate in my opinion i agree with that okay and on that note thank you for listening to a hot dog as a sandwich we got new episodes for you every wednesday if you want to be featured on opinions or like casseroles you can hit us up on twitter at mythicalchef or end handy zade with the hashtag opinion casserole for more mythical kitchen check us out on youtube we launch new videos every week and of course if you want to share pics of your dishes hit us up on instagram at mythical kitchen we’ll see you next time bye i think i forgot my roasted garlic in the oven but i also think i forgot to turn the oven yeah i think that’s exactly what just happened dang it josh oh well [Music] when it comes to your journey hyundai is thinking of every mile that’s where the new 2023 hyundai palisade comes in the palisade offers all the technology safety features and comfort a family needs for the 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