(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s find out what fast food employees are doing that’s stupid. – But first, let’s congratulate, congratulate, which is a little bit better than being congratulated, Molly because she represented that merch. Oh, look at that, she made the ear biscuits mug into a little flour pot, with #merchicality that’s how you do that. You do that on the internet, and then we see it, we like it, and then we give you $30 mythical.store gift card. – You got merch, now you get more merch, Molly. Thank you for being your mythical best. We’ve got white boards and Stevie has news. Stevie, what’s your news, what’s your big news? – [Stevie] I’m going to give you guys headlines of articles that have to do with fast food employees messin’ somethin’ up, but some of the stuff’s gonna be blurred out, so you’re gonna have blanks to fill in. – I love blurs. – [Stevie] And, and, and how ’bout this, I mean I know that the keepsake box is, and I mean you’d have to agree to this, Rhett, cause I know that it’s special, but if you wanna wager it for this game, you could. – I mean I already thought about all the things I was gonna put in there. – [Stevie] That’s true, it’s up to you, I didn’t wanna – I was thinking about putting just one small picture of me as a little boy that I would look at to remember to listen and to comfort my inner child, which is somethin’ that I’m tryin’ to do, you know, I’m in therapy. I actually, sometimes, you need to think about that little inner child and you need to place one hand on your cheek, and one hand on your heart, and then you just say, you pat, you pat both. You can rub and pat if you can do that kinda thing, or you can just, I just like to just pat both and I say hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me, look at me, it’s gonna be okay. I love you. – Why are you lookin’ at me? I’m not your inner child. – I’m telling you how to do it, I love you. You are loved, I’m listening to you. – [Stevie] Okay maybe, maybe, maybe you just keep the box. (laughs) – But I’m thinkin’ if I put a picture of me in there, – I don’t want your creepy box. – I can open it, and I can just look at my little picture and I could rub my picture and say – Hey, hey, hey – Hey, hey, hey it’s gonna be okay, I love you pizza boy. – I’m just surprised to hear you have a worm collection. – [Stevie] Here is the first headline. – That’s what I call my – [Stevie] Okay, employee fired from Taco Bell for blanking blank. – Well it’s, this is CBS News, so this is not, this is safe for work I would assume. Employee fired from Taco Bell for blanking blank. It’s a short blanking. – All right, now Stevie, you grew up in the same state that we did. Did you say Taco Bell until you moved to California? Or did you always say Taco Bell? – [Stevie] Taco, Taco Bell, ugh I hate this stuff, I always pick the wrong one. I don’t know what I say. Employee fired from Taco Bell. – Well we always said Taco Bell, Taco Bell, emphasis on the Bell. – [Stevie] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. – And I’ll still usually say that unless I’m really thinking about it. – How confident are you in your answer? Don’t read my answer. – Uh, not confident at all. – Okay, I’m actually pretty confident in my answer. – Okay well I’ll go first. Employee fired from Taco Bell for selling sauce. – Selling sauce on the side. – Sellin’ sauce on the side cause there’s so much sauce to sell, there’s so much sauce. – Well isn’t it free, right out there in the island? – Uh, yeah, but there’s somebody out there who’s willin’ to buy it who don’t wanna go all the way to Taco Bell. – Hey, hey inner child, you wanna buy some sauce? (laughs) Uh, Stevie, I think it’s employee fired from Taco Bell for loving Wendy’s. – Oh, wow, that’s a good one. – And it could be any fast food place, but it looked short, so I had to put Wendy’s. – [Stevie] Okay, I actually remember, I believe the photo that this employee got fired for, and I think when I say it, you’re going to remember. Employee fired from Taco Bell for licking shells. – [Rhett] Oh, yes. – [Stevie] Yeah, you remember that photo? – There’s a photo of him lickin’ the shells? – [Stevie] I think it’s the one, there’s like a huge stack of shells, I don’t think we have it. – He has it like this, and he’s like – [Stevie] Yeah, exactly. – We, Morgan said we used it as a thumbnail for an episode. – [Stevie] That’s why it’s in my mind. – Hey, if you work at Taco Bell and you licked the shells, we’re gonna put you in a thumbnail. – And we’re gonna forget. – [Stevie] Speaking of licking shells, shells are being licked over at A Hotdog is a Sandwich, Josh and Nicole’s podcast. – That’s a good transition. – [Stevie] Have you guys heard that? – Listen to the Mythical Kitchen podcast, A Hotdog is a Sandwich, Josh and Nicole debate stuff. It’s like, you know, a nice digestible half-hour podcast. – Is that a joke, digestible? – You, perfectly digestible, you learn, you learn about food, and you listen to people jovially argue. – If you’re into food, you’ll love it, and I think even if you’re not into food you’ll like it. But listen, who’s not into food? Everybody gotta eat. – Okay, next one. – [Stevie] Okay, so this next fill-in-the-blank is a detail from the article, so I’m gonna read you the headline, and then I’m gonna read you the detail. The headline is Domino’s employees taint food and brand. – Taint food, does that mean touching food to – Stevie No, and it’s about a Domino’s employee who got caught on tape doing something not great, so fill in the blank in this sentence. The video depicted the worker putting blank in his nose, blowing blank on a sandwich, and putting a blank between his buttocks. – Putting blank in his nose, blowing blank on a sandwich, and putting a blank between his buttocks. – Okay, all right, all right. – His between his, what, if you’re writin’ an article, you can’t say butt cheeks, ya gotta say buttocks? – [Stevie] Apparently you can say taint. – Right, so it’s a video, I hope we get to watch this video. Conover, North Carolina, you ever been there? You ever put anything in between your buttocks while there? – I flew over it one time. Flew right over Conover, and I was watching Con Air on the plane at the time. It was a double feature with Face Off. What would you blow on a sandwich at – Domino’s. – Domino’s, they got sandwiches at Domino’s? – Like a hoagie, like a grinder. Putting a blank he would use to wash dishes, that’s kind of a hint there. What do you use to wash dishes at Domino’s? – What do you blow? What would you blow onto a sandwich? I can see it working, but what would it be, that you got – We need a final answer, Rhett. – At Domino’s that you need, okay. – Are your other blanks filled in? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I’ll go. I think he put cheese in his nose, he blew sauce on a sandwich, and he put a sponge in between his buttocks. – I said that he put cheese in nose, blowing said cheese on a sandwich, (laughs) and putting a rag between his buttocks. – Said cheese, what kinda reporter do you think this is in Conover? – Well once it’s in your nose, you gotta blow it out on somethin’. – [Stevie] He put cheese in his nose, he blew mucous on his sandwich. – [Rhett] That’s another word for sauce. – [Stevie] And he put a sponge between his buttocks. – Yeah, ding, ding. And technically sauce is, mucous is your personal sauce. – [Stevie] Yeah, I’m gonna give it to you. Um, okay, this is about a Wendy’s in Michigan. Please fill in the blanks. – Anything can happen in those places, Wendy’s in Michigan. – [Stevie] Workers fired from Michigan Wendy’s after video shows employee blanking in blank blank. – Wendy’s. – [Stevie] I will say this is something that mythical chef Josh has admitted to multiple times doing here, I didn’t realize it was a fireable offense. That’s a little clue for you. – Whoa, what? – Yeah, that helps me, okay. – Josh has done this? – [Stevie] Multiple times. – What the crap? – Um, I don’t know how to make what I was thinking work though. Multiple people were fired, that’s the thing. I guess whoever made the video and then whoever did it. – I don’t know about the Josh part. – The Josh part no longer helps me, gotta erase that. – I don’t know, I saw somethin’, I saw somethin’ that Josh did that makes me think that this might be, this might be a good answer. I was wonderin’ about it, I saw him, I saw him one morning. Really, I got here way earlier than I normally do, and he was already here, and so I’m gonna go with shows employee living in parking lot. (laughs) – Oh gosh, come on, Josh is not even here man, to defend himself. Can you just go on record and say he’s not livin’ in the parking lot? – Yeah, that was all a set up for a joke. None of that is true. And it would be fine if he was livin’ in the parkin’ lot, we wouldn’t fire him. – I don’t, I’m not sayin’ that Josh actually did this, but if he worked at a Wendy’s, I think he might. Workers fired from Michigan Wendy’s after video shows employee swimming in the frosty machine. – Oh, that’s a big ass frosty machine, or a very small person. – [Stevie] The answer is bathing in the kitchen sink. – Oh. – Close, right? – Oh yeah, you get that one. Hey, now listen, – Why did you say Josh does that? – [Stevie] Cause he does. He is a very messy eater, and – Oh, he takes the thing and does a bird bath. Bathing in the kitchen, that ain’t that bad. I mean, but, I think he was like in it, like sitting, not Josh, but this Michigan Wendy’s guy. – Now, now, I just will say, if you lived in a parking lot, you would probably bathe in the kitchen sink. – Who you givin’ it to? – [Stevie] Let me see where I wanna go next. I wanna give, I wanna give you two here. – Oh, did you award the point? – I think you got the points. – [Stevie] Sure, yeah, but we already established that Rhett’s not giving his box up, okay. This is from a Raising Cane’s in Missouri. Raising Cane’s employee is fired after she was caught on camera blanking blank blank with her blank. – Wow, she’s blanked a lot of things. – Blanking, blank, blank with her blank, then pouring it into a dispenser. – [Stevie] Oop, little clue there. – With her blank. – Okay. – How could you, what could you, I’m tryin’ to think of the action here that ends with pouring something into a dispenser. – I think I got this one. I mean I don’t know if I got it all the way, down to the actual detail that this needs to be, but I think I’ve got the general idea. – I’ll go first since you think. I think that she was caught on camera stirring dippin’ sauce with her foot, then pouring it into a dispenser. I think it’s a big bucket of dippin’ sauce. – Well, we’re pretty close, but I went with tasting ranch dip with her finger, and then pouring it into a dispenser. – Okay, as long as she doesn’t double dip. – [Stevie] Stirring iced tea with her hand. – Just putting her whole hand down there? – [Stevie] Yeah, and then I guess they Snapchatted it, and that’s how they were caught. – This is how you make iced tea. – I don’t know how you award points here, because you got stirring and I got the, – I got an actual word. – You did an actual word though, so I guess you get it. – [Stevie] Point blank, okay it all comes down to this, for no prize. – They get bored at the fast food places, they gotta cut up a little bit. Don’t post it though. – [Stevie] This one comes from Burger King in Mayfield Heights, Ohio, shout out. – Mayfield Heights? – Hollah! – [Stevie] Burger King employee posts photo of himself stepping in blank, gets busted by 4chan users. – What can you step in at Burger King? Besides burgers. Burger King, employee posts photo of himself stepping in blank, stepping in blank. – But what if it was love? Steppin’ in love. 4chan hates that. This is tough. Oh, an update, Burger King has fired three employees over the incident. – Wow, okay, okay, all right, so it’s three feet. – Man, I mean this is the last one. Is it interesting, Stevie? – [Stevie] Sure. – Can you give us a hint? – [Stevie] It’s something you can find in a Burger King. – Yeah, I feel, I feel okay about this answer, and I can totally see why you’d want to do it. And if you had already decided that your time at Burger King was over, I mean I personally do believe in going out with a bang. – Well, I just said soft serve. I think it would be fun to step in soft serve, I mean barefoot kind of a deal. – It would be, but it would get too cold too quick. You know what would actually feel good? – What? – Nuggets. – Steppin’ in nuggets, like a big sack of nuggets? – Yeah, like a big thing of nuggets, I’d put my foot in there. – Look at those nuggets, they’re callin’ my foots name. – [Stevie] I think both those answer’s are better than the real answer which is lettuce. – [Rhett] Oh crap, I was gonna say lettuce. – That would be good feeling. – Oh that was my other answer. – It’s crunchy, it’s – [Stevie] He was wearing his dirty work shoes. He didn’t even take off his shoes. – Can I get a point cause I was actually gonna put that? – [Stevie] Yup. – The crunch, man. Can we do an episode called steppin’ in lettuce, just lettuce? – [Stevie] I mean we’ve come very close to doing that exact episode. – How about what type of lettuce am I stepping in? Romaine, iceberg. – Iceberg is the man, that’s the one, that’s the one to step in if you’re gonna be steppin’. And that’s what they have at the Burger King, so I totally get it. – I think that romaine would feel real good. – [Stevie] Okay, we are officially doing what lettuce am I stepping in game. (laughs) – [Link] Pick it and stick it with our mythical sticker four pack, available now at mythical.com.