ramble before you get into today’s episode it’s me trevor everetts the host of the podcast trevor talks too much here to tell you about a very special episode we have uh it’s gonna be all me solo not only will i be talking too much by my darn self but i’ll be giving you all a closer look into my mind the window into the inner workings of the mythical swag lord uh so i’ll be talking a bit more about me this particular episode is all about some of the struggles i’ve had coming out of the pandemic social anxiety and how some of these new connections have me kind of looking deeper into my inner self and doing some reflection so don’t forget to be on the lookout for this episode next week by subscribing to trevor talks too much on apple spotify or wherever you get your podcast if people want to say a hot dog isn’t a sandwich that’s fine but if someone calls a hot dog a taco i will straight up fight them with words strong words big veiny pulsing words because no a hot dog is not a taco this is a hot dog as a sandwich ketchup is a smoothie yeah i put ice in my cereal so what that makes no sense a hot dog is a sandwich a hot dog is a sandwich welcome to our podcast a hot dog is a sandwich the show we break down the world’s biggest food debates i’m your host josh sharer and i’m your host nicole nighty and nicole i i feel like today we have to almost break down where the name of the podcast comes from take it away josh we gotta go back to square one on this one for people to understand speaking of square one i hate the cube rule i also okay i hate the keeper we’ll save that because that god do i hate the cube roll uh it’s very fun it’s very cheeky it’s just when people take it as scientific evidence we’ll get to that later so our official political stance on whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich it’s irrelevant am i your running mate neither but yeah oh my god yeah totally i’m i’m your running mate he was the face nice nice okay but then i’d be the one writing like the weird policies to give all my friends puppet master the manchurian candidate never saw that movie um what i’m saying is the name of the podcast it was just something to spark food debates right because is a hot dog a sandwich is the number one food debate out there we have not given our official stance on it i don’t think we should i don’t think we should that’s not this is not the time nor the place we might save it for a later date we were thinking about the 69th episode spectacular nice but we still got the hundredth coming up maybe one day we will talk about that sure and a lot of people on say twitter when someone asks is a hot dog a sandwich they will provide a link to the podcast and say there’s a whole podcast just about that but it’s not i’m like just the title bro how to tell us you’ve never listened to an episode but you know it exists but i do appreciate the link being spread around oh me too yeah oh yes keep sending links out there folks that that’s how we we spread this context is wrong it’s fine just send it to everybody send it to your grandma yeah i don’t care if you completely misunderstand everything keep spreading the links yeah johnny appleseed just dropping podcast links on twitter um but wait hold on dude i keep wearing these stupid beads so stupid so stupid i hate those beads just kidding i love them they’re cute that said the number one response we get whenever we even post the name of the podcast hot dogs a sandwich is no comma a hot dog is a taco it simply is not right you can agree with that we’re not going to spark a big debate on this we can just rail against these people nicole scoffs this whole podcast is going to be scoffing at the title i just don’t get it like a hot dog is not a taco i don’t know what what kind of like brain synapses go off for people to think that though the craziest thing is the self-assurance with which they answer that question no they it was like that 15 year old who was like a very outspoken atheist and someone would be like thank god and they’d be like you mean the flying spaghetti monster in the sky it’s so fake and you’re like listen just chill you watch one episode of south park we get it just be cool man that’s the way i feel about the smugness of the no comma a hot dog is a taco very smug it’s incredibly smart again keep sending the links keep listening even if you’re one of those people we love the links the uh but of course you alluded to to it earlier you know where the hot dog is taco theorem comes from yes do you want to break down the cube rule of food so um it’s basically just a it’s an infographic where it’s the cube rule of food and it’s it’s color coded as a cube and if the uh the bottom layer is colored that means it’s classified as toast if the bottom and this is about starch placement right yes the full name is the cube rule of food for identifying dishes based on starch locations yes that is the official title and then a sandwich is on the top and the bottom of the squares of the cube and then a taco which is the which is what we’re talking about today is the left side the right side and the bottom of the cube now what i’m trying to say is the the bread hinge who says that the bread hinge is the bottom of the bread i’m not saying it is i don’t either yeah i agree with you yeah no i get that because this is a very clever the cube rule of food is a very clever little device trying to break down i don’t actually know who made it they have a whole website just called cuberule.com and again when i say i hate the cube roll i don’t hate it i think this is a really freaking cleverly done website sweet yeah it’s very sweet but a lot of people will actually take it and think that it’s some sort of like factual thing unless i just absolutely misread sarcasm but it’s sarcasm from like hundreds of people on the daily to the point where they think this has actual merit uh so bread on bottom is toast bread on bottom and top is sandwich bread on bottom and then two side walls is a taco one of the biggest problems with this is they don’t differentiate between starch locations right what is the starch you have to define your hands if you’re trying to break down something into its philosophical components which this does really well it is reminiscent of the socratic forms sure right socrates thought everything could be broken down into its absolute component form it’s true pure essence that’s what this tries to do but that said not all starches are the same right a solid solid polenta on the bottom is that toast a bit of spaghetti does that constitute a starch spaghetti taco what about a spaghetti taco if you build walls of spaghetti up but i agree with you that the taco there’s also a fundamental misunderstanding of what a taco is okay and another thing that really bothers me can i just get all this off my chest right now this is your safe space you just let it all out later on the table go for it thank you so one of the things that also really bothers me about our fans who i love very dearly and please keep spreading the links for crying out loud you love the fans regardless i love them i love you i love you so much baby don’t leave me i can change is that they will just send me dictionary definitions yeah that’s funny not understanding that the dictionary reacts to what the public’s definition it’s called descriptive versus prescriptive language right okay so the dictionary doesn’t set a hard line on this is what this word means and then society follows society can mold and change words the best example of that is the word literally correct literally used to be the antonym of figuratively right so i’m literally dying right now you know you get that smug english teacher in high school that would go uh no because your heart’s still beating you still have brain function legally you’re not dying so no you’re figuratively dying but the word was used as a sort of idiomatic device for so long that they officially put it in the dictionary that it can just be an exaggerated point right so if you say i’m literally dying we know what that means whereas if say there’s a soldier on a battlefield who was shot and goes i’m literally dying you know those are two different concepts sure yeah right and so that said the dictionary definition it is something that molds and change and the definition of a taco starts with the phrase usually fried which is not the case when you’re talking about tacos yeah no right no i know this is a regional bias thing i mean it’s gonna be biased if you’re living in america versus say living in mexico versus you go to france and they have tacos there in a parisian talk dude parisian tacos have you heard of these no okay so it’s becoming like the hottest new street food in france and it’s it’s like the fat sals of tortilla wrapped things they make these giant tortillas and they will just put like chicken fingers french fries uh a bunch of different sauces like generally a cheese sauce and then they wrap it up in this like square diaper kind of how chipotle mistakenly folds all their burritos now yeah okay you know and then they put it in this like panini press and you just get these fat grill marks in it and it’s mostly run by like middle eastern immigrants who have like a kebab shop right or something like that and they’ll just make these like structuring yeah and now there’s these huge taco chains all over paris so you go to paris and he asked for a taco it’s completely different than what you’ll find in america where we think a lot of people at least think of the taco bell taco which looks like the cube roll right yeah that’s the cube roll taco yes it’s got you know or at least an ortega stand and stuffed taco shell with the little those are genius by the way yeah i love them whoever doesn’t like those i mean there’s white people taco night but that’s why people talk about sometimes you need white people taco night you need the natural reset button white people taco night hits yeah sometimes you know but then that just makes you appreciate you know uh what god i don’t know if i would call them real tacos but actual tacos right like which are 99 of them served on a griddled soft pliable tortilla that is just flat and then you fold it into whatever shape you want i have a question what is a dorado taco it’s a is it fried yeah so taco taco storados are the uh what the taco bell taco was based off of i believe yeah they’re like a regional taco from i think sinaloa um or no maybe jalisco i don’t know i get him at this guadalajaran spot that’s my favorite and they’re typically filled with either potatoes or beans you fold the tortilla around it and then you fry them so they’re crispy um so already cooked tortilla is it raw masa oh it’s a cooked tortilla okay it’s so good i was just so good about it and you use a filling that you can typically like stick to itself right sure you put the kind of mashed potatoes or the beans in there and then the tortilla sticks to it you fry it at that point it kind of sticks together so it’s kind of like a dumpling at that point right agreed so was it top is it taco dorado now a dumpling uh well i mean let’s let’s look at the cube roll food one they say nothing about dumplings but if you get a fully closed system the cube rule of food would call that a calzone because there’s starch on every single side which my favorite thing about the cube rule of food is the amount of cross-culturism oh no calzone’s bonus round it is actually the dumplings are in the calzone bonus round oh the dump dumplings are a calzone so taco dorado might be considered a calzone that’s interesting but they also consider a pop-tart to be a calzone and that’s just ridiculous i think it’s really funny like i mean like calzones are pretty uniquely italian right calzone would be the subset right that everything else falls under so to say an empanada is a calzone as opposed to a calzone is an empanada right who’s making that distinction interesting and my favorite is number four which is sushi sushi is where there are all sides of the cube filled with starch except for uh two holes at either end so say a taquito right do they have taquito on the list um according to the cube rule.com website it’s a falafel wrap pig’s in a blanket what do you mean falafel wrap falafel’s just a filling inside the wrap i guess i don’t know you can wrap anything in there what does the waffle have to do with it dude talk to the creators of the website don’t look at me i’m just i’m the messenger don’t shoot the messenger you know rodini park in burbank serves grilled falafel what the hell does that mean i don’t know they offer falafel both fried and grilled and i’m so curious how do you grill a falafel i think i think it’s like it’s like a uh it’s like a vegan patty maybe yeah i don’t like that [Music] there are few better foods to eat during the summer than a nice juicy grilled piece of chicken or steak or salmon that’s right whether you 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between but then the club sandwich is a layer cake it’s a layer cake 100 which i kind of agree with yeah there’s certain things in the cube rule of food room like yeah look a big mac technically that’s a cake have you ever remember one time trevor the meat is the frosting one time trevor made a cake out of bread no literally for the show we work on i’ve i’ve seen it i’m familiar with the show remember when you were working from home and trevor made a cake out of oh my god he did he no it was yeah trevor did uh cinnamon toast yeah and then he made a layer cake out of the cinnamon toast i think one million percent that a a big mac is totally a cake yeah that’s the other one you said what well i mean i was thinking about a sandwich club stand but what’s the other one what’s the sandwich that now that neither of us really like no not muffled monte cristo monte cristo monte cristo that’s a sandwich why it’s sugary you put jam on it and it’s even jam and cake it’s covered in like stuffing powdered sugar yeah and they’ll serve like a raspberry jam with you yeah yeah yeah the fact that there’s ham and turkey and it just means that it’s a cake with meat in it it’s a meat cake cake and that’s totally fine that was my nickname in height okay all right on to the next one back to why i get so mad about the noah hot dog as a taco thing the starch matters right the starch matters the difference between a taco and a sandwich so that’s another debate that’s been brought up right is a taco a sandwich because some states do tax tacos as if they were sandwiches because the legal definition of some states for a sandwich is anything that can be eaten handheld and you may have different reasons for wanting to tax that more to try and entice people to you know go to more street carts go to less street carts things like that there’s a lot of complicated reasons for why things are classified the way they are in a legal system um but you go to mexico they eat a lot of sandwiches yeah right they got tortas they got samitas uh they got pombasos sandwiches they have sandwiches yeah right that’s the thing so how you differentiate between a taco and a sandwich ditto in america we got tacos and sandwiches is the starch right the different starch makes it a different classification i guess it’s tortilla versus leavened bread what is a mullet mullieta molita is a taco sandwich no i don’t think i don’t see like no a molita is just a form of taco i believe but isn’t it two lit two tacos on top of each other two two essentially yeah yeah but i mean what what kind of makes that more of a sandwich than a taco that would be folded over itself oh according to this rule yeah a molita would be a sandwich yeah which is not and then a tostada would be toast which is true because tostada just means toast in spanish so i agree with that um and then let’s look at like the whole mexican cannon of delicious tortilla goods okay and how they would fit into the cube rule of food okay i’m done so tostada would be toast correct agreed yes a molita would be a sandwich which is incorrect which is i would i believe it’s incorrect but you kind of eat it like a sandwich it looks like a sandwich you pick it up like a sandwich pick it up like a sandwich do you like melitas oh do i you do really i always order molita from a taco truck that’s so funny that’s the one thing i almost never ordered just because i’m like i i love the fold i love the way that folding it holds the salsa yeah but you know i love cheese man i know i’ve had a couple of molitos where the cheese holds it up enough so we’re just like oh uh three tacos a taco uh four um not okay so you could say a taquito or a rolled taco also known as a flauta um depending on where you are that would be the sushi roll no it’s not sushi but also certain burritos are served with open ends that aren’t folded if you go to uh i believe not here as juarez okay juarez mexico uh their burritos are not folded at the top right it’s served like they have the falafel wrap in the cube rule um it’s served open so that could also be that too what about number five any mexican foods that are like that i mean that’s a that’s the taco salad oh that’s the tacos that’s the uh what is it what do they call it a tostada salad the disneyland disneyland invented it i don’t know the talk-up the talk-up the talk-up um this is a bit of a conflicted history but disneyland may or may not have invented the roots of the folded tostada salad i love a good tosada salad i do too it’s like eating a big nacho plate it’s so fun it’s salad it’s in that i would call that i mean it’s a very close equivalent to salad in a bread bowl i think it is salad it’s it’s literally salad in a bread bowl figuratively yeah figuratively depending depending on your definitions of bread of course okay and then calzone burrito no run trap supreme if a burrito is closed on all sides according to the cube rule of food a calzone a crunch up supreme is a calzone but a burrito the way the log shape it’s not a calzone it is i mean it’s it’s a cute holy cube it is a much better stromboli than it is a calzone also i vastly prefer stromboli is one of the great foods i love stromboli it’s handheld it’s handheld it’s a long hot pocket it’s a giant hot pocket and also the quality difference between sabaro’s strombolis and the rest of their food is insane their stromboli are so good okay honey let me just tell you ever have you ever have the spinach ricotta pie that had like the two layers of crust on it that was my jam sabaro i don’t know if those menu items came out at different periods then like their spaghetti that’s just been sitting in like 108 degree water yeah you never get the spaghetti if you wanted you would get the baked ziti but that was only like if you’re really feeling it the all their pasta just had a half inch of water at the bottom it was wet and it was sticky it was gloopy so baro if you could ever figure out your wet pasta situation your moist noodles if you can ever unmoisten the noodles just a bit you will do so much better okay but the pizzas they slapped they slippity-slop they were good they were good for what they were at the mall when you were like you know seven at the mall whenever we hear about like malls dying in in the death of american retail it makes me sad but then i go there and i like look at the food court options i’m like you deserve no wonder you’re dying charlie’s cheese have you ever gotten a cheesesteak from charlie’s cheesesteak there are let’s man this is very rare that i will just yeah their beef it tastes like brine roast beef from a deli yeah and then they put like uh lettuce and tomato on it by default which you can of course ask for it without but get philly’s best in there philly’s best makes a fantastic product get them in all your malls yeah i love food courts so i’ll put her up with all of these chains have you ever had like a hot dog at a food court yeah those are the best i like hot dog on a stick they do one thing they do it well you know but even like sansai japanese cuisine it’s just like my god oh my god samson was the best oh my god my childhood just had the best flashback ever but these are restaurants that could not exist outside of a mall food court right yeah i mean for a little bit another long time i loved sansa you know what’s really funny so we i suppose i should issue an official apology and retraction here for the fried rice versus chow mein episode because i was saying i was talking about how there is a west coast bias or panda express and i mis mistakenly said that panda express is not on the east coast i knew they were it came out weird i’m gonna blame meggie on the editing don’t play maggie eat it maggie i think it’s because when you when you think of the east coast you think of actual mom yeah and and that is relatively true panda didn’t get to new york city until i believe five years ago uh and 26 of all panda locations in the world are in california so the bias holds up but east coast does have panda and i got a lot of people uh dm’ing me and hitting me up on twitter just going i’ve never seen a panda express outside of a mall so for them like i look at sansai and charlie’s cheesesteaks and i’m like that’s food court food sure people on the east coast look at panda and just go that’s crappy mall food court food and that that disappoints me i mean it is yeah but it’s the best when you go to a food court it’s definitely like the upper echelon of like food court foods i agree it’s it’s always the safest pick for me yeah that’s true it’s the safest pick and you gotta do it like uh after you try on the clothes at the nordstrom because you ever just like eat there’s eating a double orange chicken and chow mein and gonna try it on a shirt no yeah you’re like with the amount of sodium because i chugged a diet coke too oh nice the amount of sodium and diet coke and just general fried calories in your system i have a question i have a question what is a wet soul dog oh a wetzel dog uh so one classified because you said the starch matters right a wetzel dog a wetzel dog so that is pretzel dough wrapped around a hot dog that is then baked to a golden brown yeah and then you can uh kind of finger the hot dog out if you wanted yeah it was fun you would just go yeah yeah anyone who didn’t suck the dog straight out the wetzel dog didn’t do that oh wait i thought we’re on the same page i would just use my thumb to push it out like hey yeah you push it out with your thumb and then you slurp it down no no we had different experiences but according to the cute rule of food a wessel dog is a sushi yes it’s not a piece of sushi also the idea is that in the within the cube rule of food sushi to them means a maki roll yeah or i guess maki roll would even be redundant saying chai tea which is maki because toast according to the cube rule of food uh a piece of nigiri is toast yeah which is that’s correct false but that’s interesting that they went with sushi instead of maki cause i would just say that this is a cultural misnomer i’m splitting hairs here i’m nitpicking okay sushi is like a classification of like a type of meal and food and preparation you know you’re going to make it what’s a hand roll uh oh my god there’s a hand roll what do you think of a hand roll cause look there’s a large opening and then there’s a tiny little opening one way to take this does this not allow wait nicole where was the falafel wrap on the cube falafel wrap let me take a look a falafel wrap is considered it is a sushi okay if a falafel wrap is sushi then a hand roll would also be sushi because you probably have you can have one closed end that’s the cube roll doesn’t seem to wow you can have one closed no the cube roll does not seem to allow for one closed end yeah but there’s so many foods that are like that right like an ice cream cone what’s an ice cream cone an ice cream cone is unclassified the more i think about it the more i’m i’m starting to fall in love with the cube roll here’s the thing it’s fun to analyze nicole we live in a society no we don’t there is a social contract this room is void of society yeah this is one of those like designated lawless zones yeah like what is it called brick county is that what it is is that what it is there’s always some tick tock where it’s like you know there’s one square foot of space in montana that you can do whatever you want it’s like what i want to do in one square unincorporated yeah unincorporated that’s what the podcast booth officially is anything we say in here cannot legally be used against us in a court of law correct we’ve gotten to sign up for maggie okay well now that i’m allowed to do something illegal i don’t want to do it who can we slander my point is the star the type of starch matters hold on do you believe nicole do you believe that anything that is on unleavened bread can be considered a sandwich give me examples um a la for wrap is that a sandwich a sabiche wrapped in lafa a sabine crafting lofa yeah for anyone that doesn’t know which is probably most of you yeah it’s like my favorite combination of foods it’s fried eggplant hard-boiled eggs tahini and sometimes potatoes as well or french fries yes uh and that is what a lovely comment shockingly one of the best drunk foods i’ve ever had when i was in tel aviv i got to be late at night and it was like 109 degrees at three in the morning coming out of a club did you put french fries in it yeah yeah i got that but the french fries like they just kind of like got to room temperature with like the cold fried eggplant the hard-boiled eggs mmm really good sandwich great sandwich really good sandwich um is that what does that consider wait i just called it a sandwich yeah oh i guess i think it’s a sandwich okay i guess yeah i mean a falafel a falafel in a pita because pita is leavened just not that much according to this uh falafel pita is a quiche because it has an opening at the top what yeah but a falafel wrap is a sushi wait hold on did they change the classification from quiche to bread bowl well on the website it’s now quiche interesting on the website i’m looking at the website i’m not looking at the chart i was always a little bit confused about like a pie that has a say an apple pie with a lattice crust versus a pumpkin pie with no crust on top would be considered two different foods based on the yeah the cube rule of food which to me is very confusing they actually have that written down so a top so a slice of pie uh double crust pie is considered a taco okay which is weird because it makes no sense and then wait a double crust slice of pie as a taco yes according to the cube rule wild yeah i don’t get it but you would have to oh my god you would fly you would invert it if you invert it then it’s on the bottom i think it’s saying it does shocking i know who eats pizza who eats a slice of pie like i would like to do they have just like slices of pie on a stick that they batter and fry at state fairs not cheesecake i want pie i don’t know if they have pie chicken charlie figure it out yeah you should invent it um it depends on the filling i think you’d have to make a very strong i know but i what if you just froze it froze like an apple pie because i want apple i want fried apple pie i kind of need it right now but i think they i can’t help you why are you looking at me like well i don’t you have you know you cook you cook good we have a kitchen we probably have all the ingredients i don’t know why you’re not doing this i’m busy recording a podcast but a double crusted whole pie is a calzone but but wait a key lime pie is a quiche because it doesn’t have a top crust now i think it is a hybrid between a calzone and a quiche a lattice crust apple pie actually it’s a quiche because it has a little opening so you can still see it okay so you’re talking about the idea of does a lattice crust with openings in it with little holes in it does that constitute a top layer because i have had this same debate with an olive garden manager because i walked in with a mesh tank top they were like sir you’re not wearing a shirt and i was like it’s mesh and they’re like that’s called fishnet and i was like my money is green i would like my tuscan kale soup i want my zupa toscana mr olive garden manager so that’s up to your debate i mean are you getting to pull through the fish now you get multiple nipples through the fish it would not have it would not have caught many fish you look like an extra from chrissy aguilera’s dirty music video uh yeah and i looked hot and i was trying to get some dang zupa toscana and about seven to 12 breadsticks what was the weather like outside if you’re wearing it it was night but i was wearing it during the day as a joke to the beach but i forgot to bring an actual real shirt to the beach well i i was like you know it was like high school and was just wearing i was also like i was big i was like 260 too that was like a big old shot putter um and i’m getting better with time i didn’t think that like we’d be going to the olive garden after the beach and i think we’d be staying there that late and so i thought i was like oh hot day wear a nice little like fish netting mesh tank top he got a joke from the flea market um and then we ended up the olive garden and i wish i wouldn’t have walked in but anyways the point is when we’re talking about time did you get a tan that’s like a fishnet tape no shockingly okay the fishnet shirt was off and i was out there doing my boogie boarding and skim boarding uh so no i did not get just a check mark tan on me but i’ve always wanted to tan something silly into my body oh i have one would you tan i went on a bachelorette party and i put a what’d you put this is safe for me to say yes say it oh you got it okay so i went to a bachelorette party in miami and i put a a [ ] on my chest oh my gosh there’s batch [ ] on my chest and then i went out in the sun and i got a really gnarly sunburn and then um it’s just been imprinted on my on my left chest your bosom no bosom bosom is a delicious korean dish on my left bosom just out for the world to see and no matter how much i tan over it how much i spray tan over it scrub exfoliate aloe vera it’s gonna be on me forever and that sucks so it’s still there on my wedding day i had batch [ __ ] on my chest but that’s neither here nor there on the subject of hot dogs the crazy thing is the tortilla pre-dates lemon bread by thousands of years that’s this is where i come down to this you know because if you say a hot dog is a taco one hot dog tacos exist you got uh huevos con weenie right yeah it’s like a popular dish they’ll they’ll have that aguisato sometimes and they’ll make a taco with the eggs and the hot dogs in it yeah or tacos consol chichas those exist hot dog tacos absolutely exist you need a way to differentiate that between a hot dog sandwich whether or not you believe it’s a sandwich or not or just call it a hot dog need a way to differentiate that between a hot dog and a taco also put some respect on tacos they’ve existed for thousands of years even though the word didn’t technically exist till 1800s but meat phil meat put inside tortillas have existed for thousands of years before the concept of yeast leavened bread ever even existed before the concept of stuffing meat into a casing and boiling ever existed so the taco cannot be grandfathered into the hot dog category i believe it is absolutely separate no a hot dog is not a taco no the cube rule of food is not scientifically accurate please keep spreading the links [Music] when it comes to your journey hyundai is thinking of every mile that’s where the new 2023 hyundai palisade comes in the palisade offers all the technology safety features and comfort a family needs for the journey ahead and boy does it really have so many tech safety and comfort features stay connected with the palisades wi-fi hotspot capabilities so you can keep the kids entertained on a long car ride or help a friend work on the go if you want to start that weekend trip early and if you’ve ever been clipped or had a mishap or you opened the door into a vehicle behind you the class exclusive safe exit assist the hyundai palisade has is a lifesaver it prevents the rear doors from opening if the vehicle detects traffic approaching from behind the palisade also has available third row heated power folding seats which is perfect for people who run cold and it can fit up to eight passengers comfortably taking this car with this much capacity would be a huge asset on that next group cabin you can say that again nicole it’s your journey learn more at hyundai usa.com safe exit assist is not a substitute for driver passenger attentiveness always be aware of your surroundings and attentive of approaching vehicles all right nicole oh my gosh we’ve heard what you and i have to say now it’s time i was waiting to see if you wanted to say something now it’s time to find out what other wacky ideas are rattling out there in the twitter verse it’s time for a segment we call opinions or like casseroles [Music] was there like a nickelodeon show where they like yelled something like that because that’s what that brought me back to oh that oh i think it was that yeah all that or um what was the one it was my oh no maybe i was thinking of epic rap battles of history what i don’t know man okay um anyways first up we’ve got epic rap battle. that whole thing oh my gosh what did you just say they had that whole thing redlink we’re on some of those that was probably the first time i saw you watch epic rap battles never have i have you never even heard of that is it oh my god oh my me and meggie are both shocked sorry i mean they were disrespected it’s one of those things that was incredibly awesome in 2007 they would take like two historical figures like uh i don’t know abe lincoln and jesus or something okay and then they would have a rap battle between them it was very clever writing and they did a lot of a really great sort of costume work and then now when you watch them it it’s kind of makes you cringe from the inside out like your intestines are being turned into pickles i can’t wait to watch it yeah it’s no i mean it was like really great content it was just it’s like you know for the time yeah it’s like charlie bit me era um kind of thing they’re still making it and i hope i don’t alienate anybody we’re probably friends with a lot of them i can’t wait to watch it and i can’t wait to watch it and love it formative formative in my early years all right first up we got at emart432 the best charcuterie board is a bubble bath charcuterie board shout out to maya rudolph for doing some of the best voice acting i’ve ever heard can she come on the show i would love my yeah meg you got maya rudolph’s personal cell number well find it whoever her mom is uh no minnie ripperton oh no idea that is bubble basher cootery board how do you feel about eating food in the tub okay let me tell you uh there was a period of time when i worked out lush cosmetics yes and um i loved baths i would take so many baths my friends hated me because i would fall asleep in the bathtub and like ruin everyone’s plans because i wouldn’t come that’s just like a safety issue i’m really good at sleeping um but like do you have narcolepsy no i just i’m really good at sleeping okay um okay and then like uh so and i also at that time was obsessed with like cured meats and cheeses and wow so this is a very good opinion because i would probably do this i never did it but like something about like maybe like 20 year old nicole or 19 nicole is very attracted to this thought now i don’t have any experience with bubble bath charcuterie boards but what i do have experience with are public pool doritos and that’s where you hold on hold on meggy looks disgusted you keep a bag of doritos preferably salsa verde um this is before spicy sweet chili came out this is most of my experience i was like a portly preteen in a public pool and you would keep it just kind of sun-baked and open at the edge of the pool and you’d go and you’d paddle up to the side of the pool wet hands shove a wet hand in there and then by the fifth handful it’s just soaked right it’s like got the texture of a proper chilaquiles where the sauce is just soaked in to the chip except the sauce in this case is public chlorine water mixed with the urine of like 35 children yeah um and so i love that honestly that is like a very nostalgic eating chips with wet hands yeah i’m like i’m transported back to the best time of my life that was but for us it was lay’s original but i had the same exact childhood it’s kind of good because the chlorine dilutes the salt gives it an extra dimension gross okay miss akay says cottage cheese with salt pepper and cherry tomatoes is so smack yup this sounds yeah sounds delicious any time you think about a cottage cheese opinion that might be bad replace cottage cheese with ricotta sure right and then it sounds delicious it’s cotton cheese yeah cottage cheese farmer’s cheese ricotta technically it’s all the same cheese i know the american version of cottage cheese generally a little bit more liquidy the curds are bigger it might be a little saltier big curds big curds but still it satisfies kind of the same idea so this is absolutely give it a little jug of olive oil on there sounds lovely some fresh basil one of my favorite things is like olive oil poached cherry tomatoes oh sure that are served just kind of gently warmed on top of like either ricotta or burrata delicious sweeter cheese crusty bread yum yum yum at rachel fay one hot chocolate tastes better in a mug there’s no denying it rachel bad news i’m denying it hot chocolate tastes best out of one of those thick styrofoam cups from the 7-eleven oh my gosh this morning drink through the hole i need you to know this morning i was looking for a paper cup because i like to have my flat white oat milk i’m sorry i like to have my oat milk flat white in a paper cup and i couldn’t find when i was looking for it so i settled for a mug and it did not taste the same it did not taste nearly as good i don’t know that i enjoy drinking anything out of a mug come to think of it i like i like the idea of mugs i agree but i’m like a paper cup styrofoam cup kind of girl yeah me too i like being able to sort of pinch the edges in and create a little funnel like a runway yeah yeah one million percent the only thing is with those styrofoam cups it like it like breaks the creases yeah yeah you can’t do that with the styrofoam no but the 711 they got this like hybrid styrofoam well i know the fluffy one yeah yeah it has a little that has little coffee cups on it the brown diamond coffee cups yes yeah yeah yeah right yeah never bought one no it probably leaches toxic chemicals into your system yeah but no that is the best way to drink hot chocolate yeah okay brah underscore it do be me though weeda bix with sugar and warm milk is fire i love weetabix i love wheat is great it’s an old man cereal it’s great it is like top tier for me like probably top four i love wheat a big and i will say sturdy old man cereals taste better with warm milk yes because it needs to break down it needs to break down yeah you think your grape nuts are too hard pop them in the microwave for 30 seconds it’s porridge porridge weeded mix turns into porridge yeah after a while yeah yeah it is you know what i like to do i don’t do sugar i do like a drizzle of honey yeah and boy oh boy is it delicious lovely i made uh you know you sent me home with that jar of marmalade yeah cause it’s what we do in the kitchen well i don’t i don’t offer people things but nicole is like here honey take some marmalade like us as we’re walking out um i turned that in like a cocktail syrup yum okay but then after i drank a bunch of the cocktails i wanted cereal right because that’s how my life is okay so i poured a bowl of cereal and it was kind of like a healthy like kashi whatever but i took some of this like spiced marmalade syrup oh yeah and i put it on my cereal like muesli like music yeah that was a delight delicious all right we got at aloha alana blanca lactate pills should be cheaper it’s not my fault dairy is my comfort food enemy yes honey birth control and lactate should be free okay start it right now maybe maybe focus on one more than the other this is the okay you know how you said like i’m your running mate this is the platform i’m running on i’m sorry what i’ll be passionate no you should be passionate well you’re running on free lactate or free birth control both because it seems like with a certain subset of population that i vehemently disagree with that they don’t seem to uh like the idea of free birth control we do is we introduce a bill that’s about free lactate and it’s about you getting to eat as much cheese as you want yeah and then a provision within that bill we sneak it in through the back door that’s also employees uh must cover birth control yeah and free birthday million percent down yeah yeah yeah this is how politics is how you do politics redefine prince i don’t actually so that way it can get passed yeah blind people with the cheese and then you get gender equitable politics on the back end baby politics oh sorry oh god did i hit you yes your slops are strong okay jeff underscore mccourtney says the best frozen pizzas freschette gluten-free for cheese fight me or don’t i’ve never had this before um i’ve never i have had it pains me to say freshetta because that is the name all right so freschetta is spelled like bruschetta and it should be frisketta and it’s not and it bothers me and maybe that’s just you know my own issue i need to deal with okay they do make a very delicious they do a really good product they’re like a little bit elevated you know from the red baron freschetta really fantastic frozen pizza if they’re gluten free if you say it’s good i agree with that also like the crust after it’s been frozen and rebaked and baked again yeah it doesn’t really matter doesn’t really matter it might as well be gluten free at that point for sure at uca.db drinking double cream is delicioso oh my god so double cream if i if i have this right in british or commonwealth countries double cream in america is whipping cream single cream is half and half i believe i i’m pretty sure that’s what it is so this homies out here just drinking whipping cream that’s really not good for you no but what do you mean it tastes delicious i mean have you ever had a coffee breve like an espresso breve no what’s that it’s a literal latte made out of cream i think it’s called a breve latte um i can’t do this i would poop everywhere free lactating birth control prove it um i don’t want i can but i don’t think that’d be good for anybody here i like to drink down the head the the half and half flavored ones i like to take them like shots they have like the cafe americano do you remember that one time we had like a bunch of like different flavored like creamers yeah they were all flavored like other things yeah like we had we had um snickers we had cinnamon toast crunch creamer that was a wild chemical ride me you and trevor were just taking shots of that and then we looked at the breakdown of the couch like oh my god what did we do yeah yeah uh that said i’ve never just drank straight heavy whipping cream i can’t i would i would vomit him but you you just eat whipped cream right but yeah it’s ripped how much whipped cream do you have to eat to to equivalate one shot of heavy whipping cream i don’t know what does it look like i don’t think they’re chugging quartz of whipping cream no like they just have like little sips of yeah just like sneaking little sips that’s a fun thing make a little thing love sneaky little sips like a little smelly [Applause] oh my god sneaky little theft over here read the next thing you’re gonna say josh never does voices this is a breakthrough for me this is huge what breakthrough sneaky little stuff i do all the time you’re crazy oh my god okay android four two five air fryers are just tiny convection ovens and it drives me crazy yeah baby you got opinions on air fryers yeah they’re good but they are what they are which are tiny little ovens just use your oven toasters are just like stupid little ovens that you can only fit tiny little things in i know yeah toaster’s just a top-loading oven that is really i have a toaster oven a deep fryer is just a temperature regulated pot you know everything’s just everything baby that’s the world that’s the world air fryers they’re a convection oven that works really really well and they’re cheap as hell petitioned for josh to stop saying baby come on baby come on get down with the air fryer baby d lander 63 baby come to the oh no that’s not gonna know is it andrei d425 come on baby get down with the air fryer train baby come on make a cauliflower crispy baby come on what you gotta do is kiss the cauliflower baby that’s my official stance all right at dlandry63 nut m ms and other ingredients that are hard when cold should not be put in ice cream hurts the teeth yes as an advocate for the soft teeth community delandry 63 i will send you a thing of floss that you will never use because that’s why your teeth are also soft is not flossing why people see their soft i don’t know oh i just i try i floss yeah i mean i floss it’s just hard you know i don’t like every day though they’re like you just lost three times and i’m like whoever’s lost three times a day i brushed twice a day i floss once it’s good it’s good enough i try i feel like my gums would go for checkups uh but yeah this is why i really dislike anybody who puts gummy bears in their yogurt land i cannot trust them this gets hard i put gummy worms in gummy bears sometimes do you mix it into the yogurt or do you eat it as a little treat in line cause that’s what i do no i like let it get cold and hard because it tastes good oh but it just it obstructs the the everything yeah but now you said you don’t trust me no i don’t know what to do i never trusted you i’m nervous i never trust you sneaky snake come on what’s up okay leo liz says cold brew coffee with orange chicken is a terrible combo yup you know what this was lilo liz was just like eating this coincidentally and just thought like i need to tell somebody i need to tell he trusted somebody yes that this is bad who can i tell none of my friends should be burdened with it yeah let’s tell these internet strangers and you have and i thank you for it and it’s how i feel when i’m eating a breakfast burrito with hot coffee where i’m like this is a bad combination despite the fact that i want both in the morning can i tell you what it is it’s like the spice and the coffee it like wafts over your mouth in an unpleasant way i hate it i agree i won’t do it gotta be iced coffee yeah i feel you uh honey iced latte yum oh all right on that note nicole yes thank you for listening to a hot dog as a sandwich if you want to hear more from us here in the mythical kitchen we got new episodes for you every wednesday if you want to be featured on the opinions or like casseroles you can hit us up on twitter at mythicalchef or anthony zada with the hashtag opinion casserole and for more mythical kitchen check us out on youtube where we launch new videos every week josh nicole what’s up and of course if you want to share pictures of your dishes hit us up on instagram at mythical kitchen nicole josh see you next time [Music] when it comes to your journey hyundai is thinking of every mile that’s where the new 2023 hyundai palisade comes in the palisade offers all the technology safety features and comfort a family needs for the journey ahead and boy does it really have so many tech safety and comfort features stay connected with the palisades wi-fi hotspot capabilities so you can keep the kids entertained on a long car ride or help a friend work on the go if you want to start that weekend trip early and if you’ve ever been clipped or had a mishap or you opened the door into a vehicle behind you the class exclusive safe exit assist the hyundai palisade has is a lifesaver it prevents the rear doors from opening if the vehicle detects traffic approaching from behind the palisade also has available third row heated power folding seats which is perfect for people who run cold and it can fit up to eight passengers comfortably taking this car with this much capacity would be a huge asset on that next group cabin you can say that again nicole it’s your journey learn more at hyundai usa.com safe exit assist is not a substitute for driver passenger attentiveness always be aware of your surroundings and attentive of approaching vehicles tip of approaching vehicles of approaching vehicles