| Join us as we go all the way back to 2009 To the beautiful far-off land of Albuquerque, New Mexico This is the story of a high school chemistry teacher My husband Walter White I loved him and I lost him To blue rock candy Calcium, nitrogen, carbon, erbium It makes cancer, it makes cancer But I’m breaking barium and deuterium That’s right I’m breaking bad I’m breaking bad Yes cancer and he’s breaking bad I’m going to use my science knowledge To make the purest rock candy this town has ever seen Yo Mr. White, it’s me your former student Jesse I hear you’re breaking bad now That’s right, Jesse Want to take my life savings and buy an RV And make candy in the desert? Sounds like an awesome decision! Now pay attention This is my method of making the purest rock candy First you take the pseudoephedrine and the red phosphorus And add the hydroiodic acid till the mix is prosperous And it’s producing fumes that are both dangerous and noxious Jessie pay attention please and tell me truly Have you got all this? Yeah science Yo Mr. White! You sure this is candy? It is, take a look! I’m blue rock candy Here to make you smile She’s blue rock candy Here to make you smile Hi everybody! Yeah! Science! Oh no! It’s my brother-in-law Hank who works for the candy patrol Hey Walt! What’s going on? You uh, you making candy? No! Why don’t you go start a mineral collection That’s a great idea! Let’s get some chicken yo! | Hi! My name is Gustavo Fring And I would like to offer you gentlemen The opportunity to cook candy in a candy super lab I don’t know Are you chickens like the chickens in my chicken restaurant? Wingless beakless headless don’t know what the *bwak* you want Are you chickens like the chickens in my chicken restaurant? Are you men who eat the chickens in my chicken restaurant? If you’re men who eat the chickens in my chicken restaurant Then eat some chicken Hah! In my country, eating another man’s chicken is as viable as a signed contract No backsies, no backsies Hey Walt, you know that guy Gus Fring? Uh… Dude, are you okay? Can you just get me some coffee? Of course! Coffee to get rid of tears? Walt, admit you’re in danger! No Skyler. I am the danger I am the one who knocks I used to be Kenny G now I’m hard rock So stop asking questions get back to folding my socks Because I am the one who knocks You’re not the man I knew Here’s a million dollars Wait I love you Dad you’ve changed you’re all mean and slick But too much candy will make people sick I once was a loser but now I’m a star Stop worrying junior and drive your shiny new car You’ve lost your soul Walt you are a disgrace How are you singing I blew up half your face Oh yeah! You’ve been making candy, you’re under arrest I’ll still come out on top cause I am the best No seriously, you’re under arrest Oh! We’re so glad that Walt broke bad Though my marriage is a sham And I’m estranged from my dad I’m breaking bad There’s no debate, our lives are great Walt’s our blue candy king And I saw everything Jesse put that kid in a barrel I don’t want to Do it! Everyone’s sad But we won five emmys We’re Breaking Bad We’re Breaking Bad |