| Intro: ( E F#m G#m F#m ) x2 E F#m G#m F#m Studies show that ladies like a man with a guitar, E F#m G#m F#m But I don’t wanna learn guitar cause I heard it hard. E F#m G#m F#m But I can learn how to hold it and move my hands, E F#m G#m F#m Just enough so you might think that I might be in a band. E F#m Bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw G#m F#m bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw E F#m bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw (I can also play mouth guitar while playing fake real guitar) G#m B That’s what women want. E F#m G#m F#m I don’t play the saxophone but I heard it nevers fails, E F#m G#m F#m For a women to love a sax playing man, so I bought one at a yard sale. E F#m G#m F#m It looks incredibly complicated with all these moving parts, E F#m G#m F#m But all I gotta do is move my fingers and throw back my head to speak to your heart. E F#m G#m F#m E F#m [Saxophone solo] G#m B That’s what women want. E F#m G#m F#m I don’t technically have a job, but I’ve heard the ladies like, E F#m G#m F#m A man that doesn’t live at home and drives a car instead of a bike. E F#m G#m F#m So, I carjacked this convertible and shoplifted this suit, E F#m G#m F#m E And I know it impresses you when I’m driving and talking on my bluetooth F#m G#m (No, no, no, I already have a meeting at 3, but you know what? Go ahead and schedule it. F#m E F#m I’ll take it from the office and the other one from Skype. But, I still gotta make my racquetball game at 3:10.) G#m B That’s what women want. E F#m G#m F#m I don’t have the capacity to feel emotions for others, E F#m G#m F#m Because I’m a sociopath, I never knew my mother. E F#m G#m F#m But, I’ve learned how to mimic human feeling and make women think that I care. E F#m G#m F#m I find it goes a long way to just tell a girl you like her hair. E F#m G#m F#m E F#m G#m B Hi, how are you. I absolutely love being with you. You smell nice. You make me the happiest man in the world. You can trust me. E F#m That’s what women want. G#m F#m That’s what the ladies like. E F#m That’s what chicks dig. G#m F#m That’s what females prefer. E F#m That’s what honeys desire. G#m F#m That’s what babes fancy. E F#m That’s what girls are into to. G#m F#m E That’s what women want. (Have you lost weight?) |