Category: A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich

I’m craving something salty and sour. I’m craving something sweet and chocolatey. I want to eat cotton balls. Not the small ones, but the real big ones. This is a hot dog as a sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog…

The food pyramid is such a scam. I know. Everyone knows the aliens built them. Josh, those are, those are the Egyptian pyramids, not not food Pyramids. Aliens said, I need two cups of pudding a day to be a healthy boy. This is a Hot Dog Is a Sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah.…

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Alright, check this out. You take french fries, you put on some pickled jalapenos, some honey, and then just a splash of Diet Coke I call it. I call it juicy thyme. That’s disgusting. This is A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich! Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah. I put ice in my cereal. So what?…

Let’s go get a burrito. Ooh, that sounds great. I want mine with romaine lettuce and croutons and, oh, Caesar dressing and chicken and Parmesan. That’s a wrap. That’s a wrap. Like we go home now. Shut down the cameras. No no you just described a wrap– That’s a wrap. Go home. This is a…

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I support chef’s rights. Oh yeah. But I also support chef’s wrongs, if you know what I mean. This is a hot dog is a sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah. I put ice in my cereal. So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich.…

Why the heck is cold pizza so good? Well, Nicole, as a man of science, my hypothesis would be molecules. This is A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah. I put ice in my cereal. So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is…

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So I’m on this new diet and it’s pretty legit. Oh, no, way. What’s it all about? I eat a hard boiled egg first thing in the morning. Then I drink two quarts of coffee. Then I crumble up half a wheat thin. If I get hungry for the rest of the day, I just…