Category: Buddy System

(rooster crowing) (laughing) Hey, looks like you need a friend, sweetheart. I don’t need a friend. I need a job. Oh, well, today is your lucky day then, friend. I got a job for you. I’ve never had a lucky day before. Yeah, throw it in the back. Oh, yeah, I think I’m gonna call…

How’s that popcorn coming? It’s time for the “Kings of Bellevue Estates.” And if I miss the beginning, you know how I get! Really quiet ’cause I’m not confrontational. Just DVR it. No way! I like to watch it live as it happens. You do realize that this was recorded months ago on a sound…

Come on, man. If we don’t leave soon, we’re gonna be unfashionably late for the Renaissance Faire. Renaissance? I thought you said Rent a Séance? Rent a Séance? That’s not even a thing. Well, I wish you would have told me that before I put down the non-refundable deposit to rent the séance. Which, according…

Hey, is this the line for the new Ocular Thrift? Is your real reality so bad that you got to drop $100 bucks on a virtual one? Man, VR is just going one layer deeper. It’s almost a certainty that we’re already -living in a simulation. -How can you know that? Well, you know, when…

♪ ♪ (gasps, shouts) What are you doing? I could ask you the same thing. Your sleep style is completely wrong. Sleep style? Yeah. Studies show you should lie on your left side with a pillow between your legs. Memory foam if possible, but goose down if you’re willing to settle. Here, spread ’em. (Link…

RHETT AND LINK’S BUDDY SYSTEM #204 “The Taste Test” Closed Captioned ♪ ♪ Here it is. LINK: An ice cream truck? It’s not just an ice cream truck. It’s George’s ice cream truck. He’s an ice cream genius from the old country. Some say he’s part cow. Others say he’s just a weirdo with a…

(birds chirping) (trash can lid closes) Thanks, Rhett. (shouts) (paper fluttering) ♪ ♪ What? Uh, Rhett? (door closes) (exhales) -But… -Say hello to the Grinder XXX. Brews coffee so strong, it almost feels wrong. There’s something I really want to ask you about. Do you– Well, there’s something I need to tell you about. This…

You might wonder why we do stuff like this. – We answer these questions so you don’t have to. – That’s right, it’s time for – [Together] Will it Internally Bleed? – First up, we’ve got good old-fashioned thumbtacks. – These aren’t your newfangled push pins with the top hats on them, these are old…

♪ ♪ -Ya! -Hoo! MAN: These guys are…? (both imitating impact noises) ♪ ♪ Oh! Ow! I punched myself in the face! Is that cut? ♪ ♪ Welcome, to… “Behind the Curtain with Rhett & Link.” -Wh… Where’s the curtain? -B-b-Buddy System. LINK: It’s an imaginary curtain. Welcome to behind it. Buddy System is about…

Previously on Buddy System. You’re forgetting something. Aimee kills some dude with her light bulb hat, after Rhett and Link kill their doppelgangers. They infiltrate. -RHETT: If Aimee finds out that we’re here, she could just make a video telling our secret to everybody. -Rhett, I mean… -O’dell Nobell. …almost gets Link’s phone. (loud snap)…