| Intro: Am Am Am He’s got a booty Huh? It’s a regular booty F She’s got a booty Yeah? G You see that every other mother-fruitcakin’ day Am Am He’s got a booty Yep, right there Hi F She’s got a booty Uh-huh G After awhile they all start to look the same Am Take your booty and Christmasify it Am So jolly you can’t deny it F Holiday spirit is flowin’ through me G Coming right out of my Christmas booty Am Ironic sweaters are so last week Am All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks Am Look at her Am I’m like whaaaat? Is that girl working a Jinglebutt? F She deserves a standing ovation F Let’s just give her… a donation Am Hmmm What do we have here? Am It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-rear F Rudolph with your nose so bright F Won’t you guide that booty tonight? | Am I’ve got a feeling I’ve never felt Am She’s got an elf on a booty shelf F Oh holy night Oh my heavens F I hope he doesn’t fall in that crevice Am I didn’t think he was my type Am But I like chestbutts and I cannot lie F Fa la la la la, what a surprise F He’s cracking a nut with his backside Am Grab your booty and come get with this Am Want to wish you a Gluteus Christmas F These ugly sweaters no longer move me G Better start shaking that Christmas booty Am Take your booty and Hanukkah-ize it Am Don’t knock a kosher booty ’til you tried it F Eight presents ain’t quite enough to soothe me G Give me that 9th gift… Hanukkah booty Am Twerk the halls with boughs of hiney Kwanzaa is happening right behind me St. Nick ain’t as thick as yours truly Let me back up my Kwanzaa booty ( Am ) Am Take your booty and Christmasify it Am So jolly you can’t deny it F There’s no choice, it’s your holiday duty G Time to unleash that Christmas booty |