hey guys it’s coffee time and i’m here with rhett and link hello of rhett and link yep and steve green of steve green steven green yeah i’m totally not drinking coffee this is actually diet coke coffee i’m gonna spoil it it is it’s piping on coffee yeah i don’t know what you’re having but i’m having coffee yeah what it’s diet coke let’s not lie okay thank you you can bring this down a little bit if you wanted to can i because i think that this is you know what just wait it’s acting like it could possibly well you keep doing that aren’t you back really hard okay that is good as we can go so how does this work do we do we answer questions or no we just we talk about what we’ve done today but i don’t feel like we can actually talk about what we’ve done today no we can in like general terms very general terms okay how about you how about you guys explain well i’ll get i’ll give you some hints i’m you just took a shower i did you just took a shot i just took a shower i smell like a baby bobbing it all over me and you look like that’s how the room smells as well yeah the room smells a little bit like cereal but also babies and also there were babies here yes and a lot and um yeah so i i have milk on my my hair dude we all for milked ourselves we did we did milk ourselves and we were surrounded by babies it was a big day for all of us there were tarps involved and i don’t usually involve tarps and stuff because that’s crazy i’m afraid of time so in case you haven’t figured it out by now we were milking babies it’s gonna be a hit you’d be surprised how much you can get the best video oh it’s a lot there’s like three with it yeah it’s crazy baby nipples remember that guy the right baby it’s the future have you had you milked yourself before today this is for dodger you know i i haven’t but but i hear from a very popular flick that you can you can even milk male versions of things so okay so this question i think applies a lot so glad you brought that up yeah yes men can be milked it’s like that’s you’re cute i love how it was like yes that’s my cue i’m gonna turn the camera yeah and i’m gonna totally fix it you don’t say no that’s what it is i mean we like to be milked we do wikipedia today what is this week where you’re all like the great way yeah that just happened oh oh suddenly i feel like we have a huge disconnect in this conversation not at all everyone’s on board trust me all right people not on board are these two the ones who are still why don’t we let you take a shower first let me tell you something what a kind shower it was man freezing freaking cold no no it was cold already oh it’s freezing the milk yes well no not cold so was it hot for you it was hot for like maybe the hot water heater is like a two gallon hot water it’s like as big as your head which is kind of large well that’s enough for a minute hot shower i know you know i don’t feel the need to clean myself you might as well just just bask in in what you are in the milkiness like queens of like shiba and stuff bathed in milk right it’s supposed to be very good like cream yeah and they followed it up with something else though they didn’t just let it dry they had slaves and stuff too they they got to be like like scrubbed and had you know like big leaves like like fanning their faces it’s a cool lifestyle all around no i had all that yes so i think everybody on my channel would want to know what is your favorite morning beverage oh is that it applies to everybody coke zero straight up coke zero put it in the cup no ice if you have ice in there i will drive back around and i will make you take the ice out damn because it’s a freaking rip-off because they all work at your drive-through all of you who work at the drive-through i’m talking mostly mcdonald’s sometimes we’re come on every single morning you get up and go do i go to mcdonald’s or do i go to burger king i mean there’s a there’s no food only to get the cooks no you’re right no i really do do that no i’m serious there’s a mcdonald’s raven maker and i go and every morning get and i’m like yeah diet coke no ice no ice you you yell it everyone i do i do because they mess up so much so many times it makes sense yeah and like you want anything else you want apple pie store they always see if you want apple pie because if they don’t say that they have to give me one for free and i’m always like i don’t want an apple but i know very interesting stuff guys very interesting things they have to give you one for free coffee they do if they don’t ask coffee right oh yeah that’s definitely coffee i i i roll out of bed and roll into a coffee and then i roll into work and i roll into another coffee sounds much like my life i really do love it um i like coffee flavored coffee do you do you guys you don’t like ice i don’t like the hazelnut junk none of that that’s nice it’s just straight up no i i put cream in it but none of that flavored stuff okay what about you rhett cream only only cream half and half the way you said that is like so solid like my god like you’re sitting on a powder can’t get back on it what i’ve been thinking about over here is how i milked myself i think tomorrow i’m gonna half and half myself okay you should oh that’s more expensive that is a much more expensive endeavor to cream only like this guy man the full beard he’s giving you [ __ ] for masturbation jokes cream only and he’s gonna sit here like with his leg up green only oh my god he has the cloak so yeah he does i mean i don’t know we’re all not quite as cool as he goes i wish you could that was smell-o-vision was invented already can i ask you something is this going well because i as a kind of reference for what you normally do no this is going very well you feel like i mean i i think i think are you one day you go one take on this oh yeah i just feel like all your all your viewers are like they’re commenting they’re like i clicked on why they have me talking about my cat and bad tv shows that’s what i do for 10 minutes every day and that’s what they like that’s what they want yeah they want to know your dad give us a cat story now that one no i wanted to promote our show now that we’re sorry nobody’s watching no she’s got to promote our show dude that was the deal well my deal was a guy i had to bribe them to jesus she gets to sit four inches above that is true fair that’s it that’s my show so it is like i deserve to be four inches above you i mean thank you because you’re very excited about a certain show i am excited about a certain show called the mythical show yes yes from rhett and link where if you if one were on the internet and decided my goodness i would love to watch the mythical show where would they go to watch it well you don’t know i think that you guys should present it youtube.comlink2. right that’s what this is going to be a part of well not this but the thing we did before this the thing with the milk the thing that involved the milking and basically the actual milk that’s going why is it going to run like one that’s a really good question yeah we lost we don’t have a good answer for them it’s 30 minutes long okay stuff from the show will go on rhett link one it’s actually just red and when there’s no one in fact who has redlink once we probably need that yeah we should probably get this yeah [Music] everything i said you people what do you what do you call your people african-american democrats my burritos my my little swarmlings all right swarmlings we want to invite you to watch the mystical mythical show whatever i don’t have to pronounce it right every thursday starting when uh april 25th is the 25th next week that will be a week from thursday if you’re watching this currently no they clicked on and then five minutes later yeah yeah they’re gone yeah you’re gonna edit this out it’s fine you should i won’t i won’t no it’s fine no no more self-promotion i will force promotions now cat story yeah fine story no you have to promote yourself oh well i’m doing it with a grill i put the grill in and there to say your channel name i’m steve green my channel name is steve green comedy you can see me trying to piss people off in real life that’s mine that’s my channel that’s it i pissed people off man what can you do i’m such a good girl i’m i’m pretty happy are you yeah i can make you sad one minute give me ten i’ll make you sad it wasn’t a request i wasn’t requesting anything i’m trying to think of a good cat story to round this off with so yeah since you’ve been asking me for a cat story my um i told them this but yesterday my cat there’s a necklace that i absolutely love that i wear all the time and my cat picked the necklace up in his mouth walked on top of my dresser and dropped it behind the dresser that’s why you’re not wearing them today and i can’t i can’t move that dress oh you’re too tiny to move the dresser so heavy and so i tried to move it neighbors yeah you have any internet nights who might help you move the dresser sure you have tons it’s fine that’s fine it’s like what are these guys doing sitting around you i don’t get it awesome i don’t get to sit around did your cat maintain eye contact with you when it was dropping the necklace you know he picked up the necklace and i was really busy watching this fantastic tv show called revenge that show is really awesome it’s crazy i haven’t seen season two yet okay not good spoiler not good i’m not i’m not entirely done with season one yet season one’s really good enjoy it oh man except the end sucks because i’m kidding i honestly don’t remember them don’t tell me it was so annoying don’t tell me anything we won’t be friends anymore no i want to that’s how i feel i hope you get your necklace back mm-hmm i do too cliffhanger you should do it with me i don’t hope she gets it back i don’t lie i do hope 2013 so he’s running for the guy to get this stuff behind you can i sure hope you get that necklace back thanks all right so that’s uh that’s what we did today and see you tomorrow my fantastic friends and thank you guys so much for watching and there’s nothing in these kids we’re drinking things i swear nothing