what are you doing you’re supposed to pick things up before you to start vacuuming a vacuum if I’m gonna pick stuff up a hat time well you might have vacuumed up my Care Bear for my commemorative charm bracelets here’s something you gotta reach your hand in there and fish this thing you put your hand in there use your unwanted back you get up oh hi there I you didn’t see you what are they doing here oh they’re here for the mythical show we totally forgot okay deep in the heart of the Forgotten cave of desolation a single tear of joy from the proud mother of a child who just completed a first gymnastics routine into the underground mountain of disillusion germinating the dormant seed of Hope and subsequently conceiving let me become show with rhett and Link on this week’s show this is science with rusty and Lara toby turner a musical performance talk word with the fine brothers Gorgon the singing transmission repair bricks and ling alright welcome to the mythical shell your thirty minutes of not having to click around on the internet just happening link it’s here there’s a desk with a hole in it it’s not a card table there’s a mic coming out of it this is an out grade or going into the microphone there’s people here’s are going into the camera the people are over here got a live studio audience yeah but we’re working lots of things you know I will tell you we’ve been on the internet creating videos since at least 2006 seven years in seven internet years is you know seven real years is thirty five internet years something’s that were very old we’re archaic but IIIi think I can easily say that I am more excited about this than anything I can remember like in the past few hours or in all of our history on the internet maybe I you know I feel like we’re throwing everything at this show I’ve been throwing stuff at this show all day I’ve been picking up stuff I’ve been throwing it at you I’ve been throwing it at the audience they’ve been dodging it we have we have dug so deep within ourselves to go back and to figure out what can we do to bring together an entertaining half-hour of comedy every single week for how many weeks have we committed to do this at least 12 we should have said to we should have we can change it we can change it in post right when you said 12 it could have just been changed to true alright this is the only time we’re going to do this if it goes well we’ll try it again and then again 12 more time you know it’s it’s all kind of experimental the fact that we’ve got these these people here like flanking us to the left there that periphery I feel a sense of approval over here and then when I look I’d like to have an overwhelming sense of it which means a fact that can be go the interesting thing is is that if we had a large facility which we don’t then we would see the people I met stood behind the camera it would be behind the camera they would be there but we have a small facility so they’re over there and we’ve got an illustrious crew over there behind the camera crew welcome okay all right okay so I kind of think that you’re probably in two different boats if you’re watching this right now you may be a mythical beast already and that means that you may have a need to be in one of two boats if you’re in two boats that you want well you can have one foot in each two boats and it’s like boat shoes and you can cross the ocean they’re small enough like waterskiing get boats yeah but I want you to come into the boat that I’m about to talk about and that is the mythical beast boat this where the herd lives is people who’ve been enjoying the stuff that we’ve been putting out there on the internet for a while now maybe you watch good mythical morning on our second channel rhett and Link to this channel and maybe you already knew that this was you’ve been watching good morning and maybe you have been anticipating this mythical show maybe you’re not that person maybe your grandma’s like you should watch this mythical show you can’t watch a mythical show I’ve heard all about you learn something you’re not gonna learn anything it’s not a learning is not an educational we’re not teaching you anything just forget that drop yet you can read between the lines and learn something this is this is our effort to do something like link said to create something on the internet that you can sit down you can click on and then you can stop clicking and you can wash it and hopefully you’ll be entertained enough to not click away don’t click what stop don’t don’t think about it don’t click away stay on this and we’re going to do our best to entertain you every single week now when you decide to create your own show as I know many of you have given the abilities of the Internet one of the things that I don’t have to tell you that people come out of the woodwork saying oh I want to be on your show I want to do something on your show not the least of which are relatives and that’s definitely happened in our case and you know we had to make a decision if we’re going to cut from this spot to another segment what’s going to be that first thing and we were approached by our uncle’s rusty and Lauren they asked us if they could have a science segment and we said okay so probably shouldn’t but okay experimentation fascination whether guessing test welcome to this hmm welcome to this is science hey I’m rusty ray bear fetch and I’m Ronald Jernigan senior the world is full of stuff that’ll make your eyes just want to pop out like a weasel peeping out of a hole on today’s show we are going to focus on weather typically if you saw a tornado you dart out of your mobile home and hide in a ditch but today we’re going to hold it in our hands like Greek gods but first allow us to introduce our little helper Christian how are you today I’m doing greeting you good you got good manners I like that you got a nice firm well you got a handshake what are you into well I paid real early games you know karate yes give me a try over there hold on now it’s air I know whatever conditions now this had really gotten off on the right foot we’re teaching a child a fight he punched you and then he punched me do you like girls sometimes she’s got legs she knows how to use them why anybody has legs would you like to do anything with this display how come a tornado come from my little body well you’re gonna learn that today son now sing the Glitter song glitter gara falling down what are you doing don’t do that and that a little song little glitter falling down down what are you doing don’t do that all right so I’m singing the soap song make it different in the glitter song so that’s a lot like the glitter song now Christian have you ever encountered a problem that duct tape couldn’t solve no I like you let him I go get it started that’s messy the reason I’m doing it cuz you’re doing it backwards tape tape is going around when you’re done rip it around you round round with round that’s the only criticism I haven’t a song turn it over and do like this oh never do this well I’ll help you turn a toe turn arrows flying down wind you when I get fill you whoa let me try oh my goodness I’m not gonna say that was your fault but I’m not gonna say it wasn’t either you ruin it this is sighs you ruined it and now you have to go away tit go we’re waiting for you to leave what do you mean we all of a sudden you own his side if I leave this thing’s gonna fall apart is this magic or some sort of demon no this is sighs perfect Christian was great I think we should give him a segment and get rid of rusty and Lorne although I don’t know if they should be invited back but he I he knew karate he’s a violent child anybody said what was on his mind if he is great he didn’t hold back okay well you may know that we have made some local commercials in the past I do I know that the Red House Chuck testa you may have seen some of those well we thought we can’t have a mythical show without bringing back our local commercials so a little bit later in the show we’re going to premiere a brand new transmission commercial but first like we always like to do we like to establish that these are real businesses these are not fake businesses with fake ideas these are real businesses with real marketing schemes which we helped hatch so here’s a behind-the-scenes of our latest client gorgon we always have our eyes peeled for a local business that is worthy of a local commercial so when we were recently walking in Burbank California we came upon this place it looks as if two photos were taken of the same person wearing different outfits one a mechanic outfit and want a singing outfit and then split screen and placed on the side I don’t know you I mean the business almost 40 years also I have a TV show 17 years you have a TV show you know it’s just 17 years 17 years I like the art so you decided on the only sign to be half transmission mechanic 1/2 of entertainer yeah because that’s who you are so what’s happening today today my wife call here would not go in revise very expensive is this coffee here it’s not very expensive did you notice the sign what do you think of the Sun what a no societal transmission I always look with stuff like that now you tell me is he a better singer or a better mechanic actually he’s a brother senior a new mechanic how famous is he as a singer he looked like Michael Jackson but you see he’s a pretty mistress so I mean check out the stuff we got on the wall here yeah incredible look and see this is the same picture that is on his side here’s a little bit more of a tan as a mechanic I have a maybe hard like this okay tape is that a funny man I’m anything about this shop can you there typically fall poundage but you also show your music videos plus on your shelf go start it that’s what we need we need girls dancing yeah I think that something like that is perfect for your commercial ha ha yeah yeah he’s a Michael Jackson we think we want to write a song using one of your instrumental tracks we want to rewrite the words in English so you’re singing about transmission so with all of those old kid ojos and then the tour and mu you funded tonight’s mission guys transmission the mythical male boater grows this week we got among many other things a smash toy car some air fresheners and to wear bacon carved out of wood want to mail us something visit facebook.com slash Rhett link for more info thank you look how big my feet are you know what get means it means they’re my boots what’s that noise what noise it’s like a high-pitched ringing you hear it yeah where’s it coming from I found it it’s coming from you it’s coming from me yep inside your ear that’s ridiculous it can’t be coming from inside my ear it’s coming from inside my ear yep it’s definitely something in there but I can’t quite make out what it is you think I need to go to the emergency room or something oh hi I’m just an intro ear trolls go from ear to ear collecting wax you see ear wax is rather variable does he at Ross much like what you humans call gold a lot of ear trolls prefer to harvest ear wax from smaller creatures like medium sized dogs large cats swine it’s safer that way of course but if you want the real deal the wax that’ll pay off all your debts the wax that could finally allow your beautiful troll wife by troll standards to quit her job at the troll diner the works that could even allow my troll children to attend the University of troll yes everything is going to change because of this human ear wax that’s why I was learning at the traditional ear troll celebratory chant Oh No the favorite doom stick of whiteness I don’t know what it is but I got it only you can prevent ear troll deaths now it’s time to play Talk word link please explain what that is talk what is this is it the game when were you you hear yourself talk about this a slight delay Leila it delay in your headphones and it makes a baby big against speak I can take it from here willing trying to say is that he is hearing his voice at a very slight delay through something called the speech jammer it makes him sound like an idiot looks like one night sounds like one too we decided let’s play a game using this and we call it talk word but we’re not gonna display with ourselves were gonna play with some very special guest line could you introduce the guests please ladies and gentlemen Dylan and and you and you know them from Yale doors reacts kids react youtubers react to my music and many other things work of the staging of the vibra de Vivar thank you so much take a seat thanks for being the very first guests ever on a mythical show it’s an honor here mythically honored all right so here’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna play Talk word we have some categories up here first of all we’re on teams team beard team beard and then team glasses yes yes we’re pretty bad at it a lot of people are better than us but listen just let it flow doing what comes naturally here’s how it’s going to work we’re going to have a series of words 30 seconds in each round and we’re trying to get our partner I’m trying to get you Rafi to guess the words that I’m giving to you and I’m gonna have a tough time speaking I’m having a tough time now I don’t even have a thing but in a second I’ll be home well for us does it and you get one point for every one you get right and if you need to pass you get a negative point but let’s welcome our score keeper straight out of the audience kit okay okay where you from Altadena California exactly and can you tell us what the categories are for this game of talk word well the first one is hooved animals yes brown food yes cartoons with a dog and Internet videos that kids elders and youtubers react to if team glasses wins she wins a cantaloupe and if team beard wins she gets a t-shirt the mythical show t-shirt available rattling calm / store get one today what category do you guys pick uh cartoons with a dog all right let’s do it don’t peek five four three two one this is like a dog and a cat and it’s a hot dog no it’s like kind of crass the right in Cynthia yes okay uh he’s not the winner underdog yes uh okay this is uh I’m going on on a none oh I started to say head okay I started to say I get weird yeah we’re getting past you got a bikini shaggy this scooby-doo yeah but we’re out okay he got to but he got taken one day that equals one mad genius all right let’s go with brown foods okay give me a countdown right three two one go it’s a type of peanut uh they also put into pies uh putted peanuts in a pie yeah it’s a type of pie that uses this type of peanut so Jana sweet potato pie no you’re not uses a pie pass big glasses cinnamon toast crunch the cereal it has this type of thing in it brown sugar cinnamon yes you are ah Thanksgiving you know how are you sure daddy really you’re talking perfectly I think it’s really smart people have trouble with it it’s how it works you take a ball your clothes were just hard you think a pecan is a peanut that’s your problem yeah what is illusion okay I’m gonna pick internet videos and kids elders and youtubers react to these we have a special advantage in that category okay except this memory is terrible five four three two one uh-oh no I don’t what am I gonna say I’m going to say uh-uh Oh God uh brick at oh no I or buzz let’s see three types of horses that are going on a journey and they go through these crazy Mount Charlie a unicorn yes uh these aren’t smart things to do to figure out when you’re going down later yes oh so how many did I get did they get that one candy I got that one I’m sorry I started it before the buzzer that yes that’s how it works you guys are so good at this what that’s some fun you’re Jewish right yes what what are you trying to say I think Jews are good at the speech jammer is what I used to figure it out a new stereotype all right I’m going in for the win I gotta get three we are left with hoofed animals hoofed animals not gonna happen I don’t know to what go this is a some something that you give them a milk or dollars yes this is something you see it this is a zoo and it’s in a prairie and into the jumps and it’s also in Africa okay kangaroo no no it’s got the horns in it looks like in here gazelle yes okay get to something goes are you oh yeah a goat no the donkey yes and this is the lab figured you two just get goat yeah we all my soul boy oh you want anyone we’re here we got three one yeah congratulations Kent you add it alone you got the thing you didn’t want I like it Oh what do you guys guys got going on and then in their near future you’ve got like a video that we’re in this your video yeah right now you can watch youtubers react to Japanese commercials featuring these guys right here in a lot of other people my music season 2 is hopefully on its way back and also our enemy to show emo – you have a new episode next week I think thanks for coming in guys I can have my brothers and now for the world premiere of Arlen’s transmissions commercial hey baby how is your car on do you have a trouble with your transmission she pitch shifting forward chickety chickety River domestic or foreign artist you beat myself this chick did she feeding forward shifted shifted the rivers domestic all 14 uglies you beat my service she pitch shifting forward ship did she feel delivered domestic or foreign artists you read myself this shifted shifted in forward she did she fill the rivers domestic old forty how did you beat myself this hello my name is Bergen let me help you shifted I didn’t get your name our barefoot you Laurel Jernigan senior very senior yeah think it fall free he’s no he said singer oh I’m Laurel dirt again saner senior that’s good this is like a date it’s like have you seen Jerry dancing like the pottery seems that dirty dancing this goes oh yeah have you seen ghosts so go again you’re going to do the scene from goes the pottery scene from ghost you’re gonna come up behind me yeah yeah show me some sheets oh yeah right Schilling go ahead and start and he will come in and sorta like okay now Gorman look at the camera yeah you’re going to do one where there’s no smile but it’s done you see this you bring your transmission in my shop and elect you are conscious go okay that’s the message here have you ever had someone wake you up just to ask you of your way has somebody ever wait the person behind you were to be days for your loss shades and then again my business we are a snake 50 members crying so you bought a banger they’re right there with ginseng since I had fully convinced that you Phil was asleep if I guess a she wasn’t Oh welcome back from the wormhole how was it you need to try it did you try the wormhole alright ladies and gentlemen as you can see we have produced America mythical wheel behind us here it is here’s what we’re going to do we are committed each and every week that you watch this show and I expect I like it when you speak it with authority I expect for you to be committed to watching the show sound me every week please in return that’s better we will commit to you to ending each episode as the mega mythical wheel of mythicality well dictates it’s going to involve our audience is going to be fun I can’t make any guarantees but I can spin it you know what why don’t you spin it right really but you used to spin all the time good mythical morning but but yes that’s why I should steer right I should bigger wheel I’m a bigger man your backs messed up though you might throw it out look how big this is dude but I’ll brace myself if your back goes out it’s not my fault could you hold my back well I just let me spend just brace me brace you this breaks me with one hand okay I’m just kidding don’t touch here we go don’t thank you come on this here how we gonna end this episode hotter melon this is like hot potato but with a watermelon thank for watching the mythical show thanks to our uncle’s rusty and Lorne old Gorgon and Arlen’s transmission toby turner and the fine brothers and thanks to our crew and our amazing studio audience remember you are our marketing department thank you for facebooking tweeting instagramming whatever it is you do with the episode we will see you next Thursday in the meantime you can re-watch the segments from this week’s show thanks for being your mythical best can I have the hot watermelon got throw it hotter Midland holler melon it’s too hot no it’s kind of feel like it’s been in the fridge it’s cold but it’s it’s just our over melon I just it just do this you swing it lets everything for each other’s have you ever woken up anything to go to leave a foot brush to eat get a shower put on your suit eaten breakfast pulled out of your driveway and realize you don’t have a job have you never – – is gone now it’s not gone it’s just not attached you