ramble [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey everybody this is Charles Mill with dispatches from Myrtle Beach with my son link from Good Mythical Morning hey hey how you doing son good Dad how are you oh hanging in there like a loose tooth oh really barely hanging off yeah I mean I just keep right on going just keep hanging on having a good time see what we get into today and spin this world around one more time yeah let’s do it I mean I still got all my teeth you got all your teeth I still got all mine too you know Nana looked after us good yeah that’s right she would sneak me into the dentist office on the weekend and do everything to my teeth oh you need some sealants I’ve watched the dentist do that as a dead General assistant it seems like she felt like she knew more than the dentist that she worked for I wonder what I was I mean thank God I never had to have any teeth pulled you know I’m telling you because I know she would have done it yeah everybody that she worked on in the families when she went in there to clean them and stuff if she didn’t draw blood she didn’t think she was doing a good job so when you were little did she sneak you in in the weekend or did she send you to the actual dentist you know part of the time when we were growing up we lived right beside the dentist office so when Grover paid closed and something new come in she’d carry me and Teresa over there and work on us for about an hour for giving us that sealant and cleaning and doing all that and say we’re gonna we’re gonna make sure your teeth is good but it was all free and undercover all free and undercover because she had her own key oh yeah yeah I was I was always I mean I was afraid of the dentist but when your dentist is your nana that made it better but she was pretty aggressive and she she was rough I’m telling you yeah but do you still have all your teeth every one of them you don’t have like a denture situation no I got all my teeth and I I had never had but three cavities I haven’t had any cavities so kiss my ass well I’m just joking dad you don’t have to kiss my ass but I haven’t had any so uh so far I’m winning well she must have done a good job well she put the fear of God in Me that I had to like brush my teeth so hard so often like I literally went to the dentist’s office out here I think it was out here when they broke the news that I I had been brushing my teeth too hard how’s that even a thing it’s like well you need to call my Nana she made me chew every every bite of food 30 times and brush my teeth too hard yeah how’s Myrtle Beach oh Myrtle Beach is is rocking and rolling we uh I got a little store to tell you we went downtown uh North Myrtle Beach last Thursday night okay doing a little partying yeah and they have a band down there every Thursday night outside at the Horseshoe at North Myrtle Beach and they had too much silver mine and Nancy’s favorite band we cared about uh 10 chairs down there for different friends of ours and set all them up and the only time Nancy and I said in was because we went and got a piece of pizza right before the show started and when they started playing we went right down front you don’t need no chairs don’t need no chairs so we was up by jamming and dancing and having a good time uh-huh and a a girl turned around and looked at me and she said your Link’s dead yep yep and I said that would be correct and she said oh my God we I watch see I’ve been watching them for years well how old was this woman she’s probably between 21 and 22 or 23. oh wow you partying with some youngins well they I mean that’s all different age groups of people that’s down there probably most of them or my age and like that but they they some because this girl’s name I thought it was really uh neat though I said well what’s your name she said Lily I said man you know that’s Link’s daughter’s name and she said yeah I remember that and so she drugged she Drew she said I want to take a picture and I said yeah that’ll be all right so she reached down in her pocket but little pocketbook and pulled out one of these old little cameras that you had to wind up do every picture and then wind it up again like a disposable camera a disposable camera oh and my friend Pat was standing there and he said well I’ll take a picture of him when he she pulled that camera he said where in the world did you get this thing where’s your phone at all right I mean I guess that’s retro huh all right and so it’s been fun to have a camera like that one of those old school cameras there’s a delayed gratification and if you’re that young you never experienced it when it was I was like oh this is this is something retro I have to actually get the film developed there’s there’s a little bit of intrigue how’s this going to turn out I think it’s healthy for the younger generation have to wait on their photos a little bit don’t you yeah and then she went and got her boyfriend and brought him over there and he was just all up and his name is all up in what haul it all up just just excited jumping up and down cause he got to meet Link’s dad I thought okay so we’re I mean we had a big time and they danced in front of us and right before the show was over with I had run out of cold beer that I’d brought down there of course I didn’t bring too many and everybody else was drinking out of my cooler and uh he come walking up and brought me a cold beer about quarter to nine I said this is for you for being Link’s dead and US loving link and I said well that’s great and thank you very much finally finally you you get something out of one of these fan exchanges besides just your ego boosted that’s right you get an actual beer it was good yeah and he knew what kind to get so brought me a Michelob Ultra so he was right on time all right you listening to this Michelob Ultra people come on now we gotta work we gotta we gotta work in some actual sponsors into this thing I’m telling you we’re giving handouts left and right we’ve got to work what is this episode 10 Already episode 10. Yep this is crazy I mean was that the story that you said you didn’t want to tell me last night yep that was it see I love that I told Christy when I got off the phone you know when we were talking on the phone you you almost told me and then you were like well something happened to me I got to wait until tomorrow to tell you on the show and I was like yes that’s it Dad you’re becoming a professional podcaster that’s the that’s the Hallmark of it you save your stories for the show when Tracy came back up there and I I gave him uh I told him about the dispatchers from Myrtle Beach and I give him the uh rather be shagging 53 at AOL.com so he said he was going to send in a question or something on it so holler out to Tracy and Lily yeah so yeah see we it reminds me we still gotta get you that shirt do you know who I am we still got to work on that it doesn’t seem like you need it though but it’ll only help no I guess I might just start going downtown on Thursday night and just see if I get recognized again I feel like everybody in Myrtle Beach should be listening to this show I think the whole town is just going to be taking over soon enough it’s just going to be like wildfire you’re not going to be able to go anywhere without somebody handing you a Michelob Ultra that’s what my friend Pat told me said for long we’re not you’re not going get to go out in public because and then we won’t be able to see you anymore I said no that ain’t gonna happen I said we’re going to be out in public if somebody recognize me we’re just gonna tell them about the podcast and the show and just keep right on going you cannot deprive the people of your presence dad that’s the you’ll be coming to Myrtle Beach Ambassador yeah it’s time for another edition of Myrtle Beach mailbag are you out of emails no I’m getting ready to tell you I I got some pretty interesting emails that’s been going on it and uh the first one is from Sydney Hoster Hostetter it says what does a deaf gynecologist do what does a deaf gynecologist do I don’t know Dad he reads lips [Laughter] okay whenever you bring up gynecologist I don’t make it a habit of going to the gynecologist but I have been you know when uh Christy was pregnant with Lily who is our first of course I went to the first like checkup I’ve told this story before but I mean like this is the type of story you can’t tell enough I don’t know I think you’ve heard it so yeah I was like I’m gonna be a good dad it starts now we’re going to the first appointment together and then all of a sudden we’re sitting in there in the room and I’m like damn there’s there’s this is an exam table there’s stirrups it’s like what’s going on here and then he comes in there and it’s it wasn’t just a conversation he’s throwing our feet up in the stirrups and like getting under her gown and having an exam oh yeah and so I’m just like my eyes are as big as saucers I’m standing up sitting up by Christy’s head and I was just like not prepared to be party to a gynecological appointment and the doctor he’s you know he’s making conversation this is just an another day at the office for him he’s like so Christy bro uh where did you where’d you go to school and Christy’s like well I went to Meredith College that’s where um link and I uh met while Lincoln go to Meredith college but like you know it’s like he went that’s where we met and um when I was a sophomore and then he turns to me as he’s still doing the exam and he says and what about you link where’d you go to school and I just immediately blurted out Bowie’s Creek Elementary like that’s literally what I said and I like heard myself say I was so shocked to be there I was and then I was just equally shocked that like it took me back to elementary school yeah it took me back to grade school just like being so awkward and I don’t even think I explained myself I just kind of him and Christy both just kind of looked at me like what is wrong with this guy do you this is gonna be the father to your child yeah so yeah gynecologist reading lips yep I got another one from uh Matthew Millette Willard they must be on the same wavelength these people and he says what do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common oh themed episode huh I guess so what do a piece of delivery man and a gynecologist have in common okay so we I don’t think we’re going down the lips road again it’s like uh I bet I bet you we’re going down the Box Road pizza box am I on the right track no oh okay all right what is it they both get to smell it but neither one gets to taste it oh that’s a it’s a tough place to be I don’t write this stuff I just get these emails and try to answer them the best I can yeah you keep saying that but you keep picking them yeah well for the sake of the theme I mean if you can group them together you kind of have to say them Christina hands sends one in and says why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella on a Snoop Dogg need an umbrella all right because it’s always raining um he needs an umbrella because you never know when it’s gonna downpour I don’t know I give up Dad you pretty close yes and Snoop Dogg will do it cause faux drizzle faux drizzle faux drizzle oh why does he why does he need an umbrella faux drizzle yeah for drizzle man do you get do you get it I don’t know if I get it or not well yeah I thought like uh he has a catchphrase that it is similar to that okay you haven’t you’ve never heard it I probably seen it on TV or something but no I mean I mean I don’t remember let me take a step back do you know who Snoop Dogg is oh yeah okay describe him he’s uh tall black guy with them braids all in his hair and he does rap music and uh plays all that stuff and got all kind of shows on TV now and doing different stuff like that and then he makes those Corona I think it’s Corona beer commercials on TV that you put the lemon in yeah you really do know about Snoop Dogg well you need to know one of his catchphrases is instead of saying for sure or like definitely he says faux shizzle drizzle kind of becomes funnier once you understand that part of it makes me understand it better I think the two of you would get along nicely hey with him sitting on the beach and when he takes that guy’s that guy gets a telephone call and he says what what are you doing he said we just chilling out and he takes his phone he drops it into ice and hands him one of them cold beers and he said we just chilling down here on the beach man that’s all we do oh Kindred Spirits fall shizzle foreign I got a another email from Spencer Grant he said if you could have any superpower what would it be and why oh stop provoking have you thought about this yeah and I I really don’t care anything about being like Superman or anything you don’t want to fly I don’t want to fly why not fly will be awesome somebody’s already Superman’s already done that and all these other characters and some nice shows so oh look another guy flying big whoop so I if I was a superhero and well people would recognize me and do stuff I’d like to be somebody that all these crazy lunatics in the world when they got ready to do something whether it start a war with another country I’d like to be able to person that be the person that could swoop in and stop these people from doing that kind of stuff okay so you so you wanna I might want to be able to still flying crime on a global political level yeah and you now you’re saying you might want to fly a little bit because you say you’re going to swoop in yeah so I can get to where I need to get to to stop all this stuff I hear y’all I love that so you you got you got the heart of a hero but I don’t hear that you’ve got an actual superpower yet like when you show up what do you want to wield because now you’re thinking maybe you want to fly there but you said you didn’t like to fly I mean you could be invisible I mean you could you could shoot sauce out of your fingers or lasers killer sauce maybe he’d call you sauce man I guess more of it would be like being able to see into the future enough to stop bad things from happening okay so more like a spidey sense like something bad is about to happen this person’s about to do something bad yeah and if that’s your only superpower then you gotta figure out like how are you going to stop them you know are you going to fight them I don’t know are you are you gonna uh you know maybe shoot I’m just saying maybe shoot sauce from your fingers it could be poisonous sauce it could it could like totally debilitate them so you could put them in the Paddy Wagon maybe we can get two for you you can tell the future and you can shoot debilitating sauce out of your fingers let’s have each finger shoot sauce maybe your pointer finger is like a poison sauce for crime fighting but then you’ve got like a ranch finger you got a barbecue sauce finger uh you could have that sauce from Zaxby’s come out of your pinky that’s a pretty good sauce yeah it’s pretty good what’s your favorite sauce honey mustard all right that can come out of your thumb yep what kind what do you want to come out of your fingers on your right hand be able to shoot some wisdom into them where they stop what they’re doing oh so you’re you’re changing their ways you’re reforming them yeah well that must be like a Worcestershire I don’t know what that a magic mind-changing sauce that’s that’s cool all right you still got four more let’s just have some fun you’ve you’ve fought them you’ve debilitated them and then you’ve rehabilitated them now it’s just time to party so what comes out of these four figures to be able to uh have a see that and have a whole keg of beer come out where everybody could have something to drink cold beer finger oh I worked hard today I’ma suck on my own ring finger the rest of the night all right three more fingers to go thing where everybody’d have something good to eat chips and chips can’t come out of your finger though that would hurt oh yeah we we fix it up for so they could come out you got chips coming out of your finger all right yeah what’s coming out of the way what goes with it what do you want to go with the chips I don’t Salsa Salsa not nacho cheese okay and then for this final finger we could do that nacho cheese okay all right ended up with nacho cheese man just don’t get your fingers mixed up you might have to put a cap on that uh the Justice fingers you know especially that one that shoots out poison you don’t want to put poison on your chips just saying okay I got a another email from Devon planter okay and this is for both of us it says oh my question for the two of you is this if you could become a professional wrestling tag team what would your team name be I don’t know do you have any ideas we can come up with something the one I come up with because of everything that you do and then if we’re going to be a wrestling team we’d we’d be the mythical dynamic duo oh the mythical dynamic duo so we would be like Father and Son wrestlers yep who also have a podcast so like in all of our stuff we’re like promoting our podcast that’s right so it’s very referential it’s set in this world then there’s also like more YouTubers who are fighting other YouTubers now for charity do you think that’s something that you and I should think about doing you it’d probably have to be mostly you you’d have to do most of the training and then mostly me yeah I mean you’re a lot younger than I am yeah but I’m still 44 years old man I mean I don’t Dad don’t sign me up for this I’m your manager like we gotta find another 70 year old Creator to fight like he’s got to be evenly matched I mean you were telling you you told me to start getting hit with a crowbar in the back I’ve never been hit with a crowbar I’ve never been punched in the face have you ever been punched in the face oh yeah we mean you act like it’s every week how many times do you think you’ve been punched in the face in your lifetime probably 20 or 25 30 times and then how many times have you punched people in the face that many times or more too okay yeah okay good and more that’s a good sign yeah the mythical dynamic duo father-son podcast Duo stepping into the squared Circle I don’t know if people are going to show up for that foreign all right I’m back what just happened we got disconnected I hit my my Bigfoot hit the uh wherever things plugged in up under the desk and unplugged this oh you unplugged the internet with your foot yep did you plug it back in with your foot no I plugged it back in with my hand okay I’m glad you’re back Dad yeah me too keep your feet still please I got another email from Joey Simone’s what’s the difference between a genial largest in a gynecologist what’s the difference between a what genial logistic genealogous genealogist like somebody look trying to look up where you come from your genes and what you what kind of genes you got gotcha all right what’s the difference between a genie Outlaw just a genealogy genealogous what’s the difference between a genealogist and we’re back to it a gynecologist well apparently one of them is a lot easier to say a genealogist looks up the family tree a gynecologist looks up the family bush I don’t think I ever could have guessed that one okay Dad they keep pouring in don’t they yeah I’m telling you now it’s time for a word from our sponsor this episode is almost brought to you by music on Main at oneww South Ocean Boulevard North Myrtle Beach South Carolina where every Thursday night we have music on Main Street and you can see the ocean in the background and we have all different kinds of music and bands it’s not just shag music is people from different genres and where you can come and enjoy yourself every week and get a taste of all different kinds of music and bring your own chairs and enjoy yourself and go to some of the restaurants downtown and get you something to eat and just have a big time and an enjoyable night out with your family it’s a good family atmosphere so just come on down to music on Main at North Myrtle Beach and enjoy yourself nice and that’s where you were you might meet somebody who knows you oh yeah now you told me about this that crowbar story and I I wanted to set up a way to hear more of these stories from you so any ideas well you can’t tell Nana about all these stories okay all right well that’s a good name for it don’t tell Nana yeah yeah let’s do the segment and I promise I won’t tell Nana if you want we know she’s not gonna listen to this hopefully it’s time for our first edition of don’t tell Nana let’s hear it tell me a story let’s see I got a story where we were in high school and we had an agriculture teacher and his name was Mr Brown and this was in like 1967 to 68 okay and he had a Volkswagen and we like Mr Brown but we said we’re gonna mess with him today so they was two cars parked in front of the agriculture building and they were pretty close together but they were far enough apart that five or six of us we picked Mr Brown’s Volkswagen up and set it between the two cars that was on the in the agricultural building that was being worked on something for demolition so they wouldn’t crank they wouldn’t run wouldn’t do anything so couldn’t move them we said we we couldn’t move them so we set his car up in between them and when he come out to go to go home that day he he couldn’t go home he couldn’t get in the car from either side he could get in the car but he couldn’t pull it back and forth we had it sitting right in between from the front bumper and the back bumper oh that direction yeah so what what were you I mean the best pranks are the ones where you’re you have a vantage point of watching did you see him come out and react to this positioning of his Beetle well we were practicing football and we told the our football coach about what was going on he said well you y’all gonna have to go back over and get his car out anyway so y’all can go over there and watch so he let us go back over there and when he came out of his office hey look kind of bone fuzzle bomb fuzzled what he said what in the world how you know I didn’t park my Carter I couldn’t have got a member and then he was looking around for probably some of us guys or stuff and so he walked down to the car and it’s kind of looked like he said well it ain’t gonna do me no good to get in here I can’t I can’t drive it anywhere and then we come around the corner and said Mr Brown we were just playing a joke on you we’ll get your car out of the way and he said if you boys want to pass agriculture you better get my car out of the way so did you pass agriculture or not oh yeah we passed okay and what position did you play in football Center and middle linebacker and did you did you wear one of those leather helmets that the really old people wore oh no we had no that that that went out in the 40s in the 50s I’m just messing with you all right I I won’t tell Nana I think she’d be okay with that one though before we end this episode uh they asked me to plug mythicon okay good idea do you you know about mythicon right not really well I’m you know I I thought I told you about it we’re gonna have a a convention it’s only for mythical we like got this special like place outside of Austin oh yeah that’s right mythicontickets.com mythicontickets.com mythicontickets.com it’s gonna be awesome it’s this venue with like it’s kind of like an old West Town like all of these old buildings in this like campus I mean I haven’t been yet but from what I’ve seen like we’ve sent mythical crew members there to like do reconnaissance and start planning out the details oh yeah it may be the most ambitious thing we’ve ever done you want to go yeah let’s go all right all right you’re all right you’re invited the team everybody wants you to go I mean we might we might need to do uh dispatches from Myrtle Beach live from mythicon sound good sounds good to me I’m game well well to give it a whirl we’ll spin it around one time you might need to ask Nancy that’s the I think that’s the weekend of the new reunion though if we going someone going on a trip going somewhere Nancy’s gonna be ready to go so okay but I will ask her I’ll make sure can you miss the new reunion this year that’s the same weekend yeah I’m gonna miss it this year okay I’m gonna go to this all right I love it you’ve heard it here for the first time if you want to see my dad in action live you gotta come to mythical I think we’re gonna move the most tickets we’ve ever moved mythicontickets.com see my dad yes I will also be there but I know you don’t care about that yes I do we do this together that’s right that is right all right let’s shut this one down and we’ll get back together next Thursday and swing right on back into a new show and see if we can do something that y’all enjoy and just we we keep loving all the stuff you sending us and just keep keep doing what you’re doing and we’re gonna keep doing what we do mm-hmm until next week that was fun Dad yep love y’all talk to you later love you bye [Music] do you ever feel like the world went a little wonky yep definitely I’m talking about cockroach infestations bowling balls of fire aliens abducting puppies okay in all the sideways stuff well link did and he made a little game out of putting that positive spin on exactly how weird things get huh link and mythical have been working with their friends at Spin Master to create their own mythified card game in the game we’re still good yeah you win by playing the best missing words to ridiculous disaster and finding the most positive spin on the terrible situation grab your friends because this is a great party game from with a group that’s right we’re still good is available for pre-sale at amazon.com pretty cool isn’t it that thanks for promoting my new game we’re still good yeah me and rat developed a game you can play with your friends it’s kind of like Cards Against Humanity but uh but it’s different there’s definitely different layers to it so uh it’s a lot of fun am I at the tail Nancy about it and she might want to get that because we like we might try that and see what’s going on with and see how much fun we can have with it we’re still good it’s fun to say we’re still good that’s right we’re still good you say it a little bit different than me I like that we’re still good that’s how you say it and I say we’re still good we’re still good that’s right we are we’re still good you’re still good you’re still good