This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neal and my son, Link from Good Mythical Morning. How you doing son? Confused, Dad. I mean, I’m looking at you. Uh, it is you right? I mean, it’s hard to tell. You look like a wonderful wigged person. Um, you got, this is long hair. It’s a, it’s a dirty blonde wig that I’ve not seen you wear before. Have you been raiding Nana’s wig stash again? I, I, yeah. And she went real crazy about it. But no, she let me wear it, yeah. Somebody’s gotta wear it. She doesn’t, she doesn’t wear ’em. She don’t wear ’em. Mm-hmm. She never worn ’em. See, it’s like maybe this you, you say, well, hey, somebody’s gotta wear these things. It could be her or it could be you. He’s confused. Oh, he’s, well, something tells me he’s confused. Well, I got another little surprise for you. What? You know how, how you turned me on to Billie Eilish? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can’t just not, uh, wear this wig and not a little do a little Billie Eilish song. So I was thinking, you look just like her. So, so yes, please. So I’m gonna say, so you a tough guy. Like it’s a really tough guy. You just can’t get enough guy, chest always so puff guy, I’m that bad type. Make your mama sad type. Make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type. I’m a bad guy. I believe it. I be, you know what? Um, I still think. I, I think there’s, there’s some talent in there, but you’ve got some work to do. Oh, yeah. But I did feel, I did feel the lyrics. So I think you’ve got the heart and you’ve got the dedication. You just need time. You’re young. You’re young. Yeah. Still learning. And you’re still, so don’t, don’t hang it up. Don’t give up on yourself. But it’s, it’s a no for me. But, but, Hmm. I said no. Well, I ain’t gonna quit my day job. Try, try again. Try again next year. Okay. Alright. But that was, that was, that was good. You are a, I could feel that you are a bad guy. A naughty, naughty guy. Yeah. Might seduce your dad type. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. So you going, you gonna keep the wig on for the rest of the show? I don’t know if I can handle that or not. Oh, it’s up to you. Hold on. Look, he’s got nice bangs. Yeah. Okay. And look. Oh, and look how he shakes. He shakes his hair out when he. When he puts, when he takes the wig off. All right, now that, now I know it’s you for sure. I, until the moment you took the wig off. I have my doubts. You thought I had a feeling. Did you? I, I thought Billie Eilish might have filled in for you, so I’m actually relieved. That it’s you because, and I, and I’m, I dunno what to say to her. And I, I, I’m gonna let you know that I, I came up with this idea myself because Billie Eilish, we were watching the American Music Awards. Uh-huh. I was, yeah. And she won for the. She cleaned up best category in a bunch of stuff. Oh, yeah. So I You were like, I know her. I’ve performed with her. Yeah. Yeah. Before or tried. Yep. Did she, did, were you familiar with the song she performed? Did she perform Lunch? Uh, she probably sang Birds of a Feather. Well, she wasn’t there. Oh, she, she won all those awards and she wasn’t even there. She wasn’t there. She was somewhere at where she was doing a concert. Oh, okay. So she had to accept off to the side and, okay. Well she really. I am really approving of, of this fanship that you have of Billie Eilish, you know? So I kind of add, and I, I, I told, I, I told Logan, I said, I don’t lu, I said, maybe I just sing the song or sing before. And she said, oh no, I got you a song. You a different song. You gotta learn a new one. Yeah. So I tried. I mean, no, you did, you did great. I’m doing, I do better when I’m singing along with her, with the music. ’cause Nancy was, I was up on practice and singing, but we can’t, we can’t do that. ’cause we might get sued if we, yeah. Yeah. You gotta do the cover version where you really can’t tell that there was an original. Yeah. That’s how it stays legal. I think you succeeded at that. Yeah. I don’t think we’re gonna have to worry about us getting sued. Well, maybe she’ll see it blink. I reckon I’d love and I, and I thought you’d get a kick out of it and maybe all the Myrtle Beasts. ’cause I’ve had some of my friends, even when we did the last one, they called and said, “Man, that was a hell of a episode where you wore that wig and now they got another one they looking forward to.” So. Uh-huh.Uh-huh. Keep ’em all spiced up and wondering what’s gonna happen around here. Yeah, that’s right. We gotta keep ’em guessing. Yep. That’s what you get, Myrtle Beast. You get the unknown every week. You never know what we’re gonna say, do you? How could you? I mean, we don’t know what we’re gonna say. Good gracious. Yeah, that would be correct. How can you know if we don’t know? It’s time for Choo Choo! We’ve arrived at Internet Sensation Station or Shall We Say… Internet Sensation? See you. You are the internet sensation. I just want to be clear. That’s you. Okay, so these are comments that we have called we know that you don’t read the comments about you underneath the videos that are posted on YouTube, TikTok, Spotify. No. You can comment in all these places, but I know you only check the email. Right. So that’s all I check Email. I want you to read these comments about you and respond honestly. Corey Danielle Hollis sent me, said, Charles Neal is my biggest “Hear Me Out.” Mm-hmm. Okay. I don’t move. You know what this means? That, that I’m the biggest person that she listens to. No, you’re not the biggest person that she listens to. You’re not that, I mean in terms of fame, or are you talking about in terms of size? I, I, I don’t know. I’m trying to, no, “Hear Me Out” is a thing. Usually people will say, hear me out, and then they’ll say a name of a person. Okay, so this Is this some of that, uh Not Zen Z stuff or Zen Zang You talking about Gen Z? Gen Z. Yeah. This is some Zen Zang stuff. This is some Millennial Zen Zang or, It could be Gen Alpha. I don’t know. I think it’s Millennial. Um, hear me out is you usually say, hear me out when you want. Someone to give you a chance on something that at first it sounds like, oh, okay, what? You’re gonna dismiss it, right? Yeah. I know you want to disagree, but just hear me out. Okay. That makes sense. Well, I, no, I’m not, I’m not. I’m just, I’m, oh, that’s phase one of describing it. ’cause phase two is, oh, okay. Hear me out, Charles from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach And then the people are like, what? Okay. I can see that, or I can’t see that. ’cause it means something specific. Well, maybe she’s, maybe she’s trying to. Help me with my, with this podcast, and she’s telling people say, hear me out, you need to, you need to watch this podcast. It’s funny. I love it. It’s a little more naughty than that, dad. Oh, it is? Yep. Yep. Oh, yeah. So it’s less about listening to your voice and more about maybe, if the opportunity presented itself to experience the total package, not just the voice. Oh, okay. Hmm. You know. Okay. Well, yeah. Hmm. That’s it. You, you’re a, there’s some sort of a weird sex symbol to some people. I don’t think it, I don’t know that it’s healthy telling you this, but, and, and I’m just gonna say it’s one person. Maybe it ain’t just Corey. I mean, no, all we know about is Cory does no one. Well, we had 156 likes, so maybe 156 other people. Oh, 156 likes feel the same way. All right, fine. It’s like, hear me out. Well, Big Bird. You know, it is kind of like big yellow. Yesterday when Fluff. Nancy carried me by to the woman that sells those wigs I had on Uhhuh. And she hadn’t, she hadn’t never met me. And when I walked up first, the first thing she says, “Oh my god, look at them blue eyes.” She just Hear me out! Charles’ blue eyes! Yeah, she, um, I said, well. And your wife is right there. I can I’m, I’m hearing you out and I appreciate you, uh, sending, sending in this internet sensation to me. Dad has heard you out on you asking people to hear you out about hearing him out. That would be correct. I think. I think, I think that’s what’s happened. All right. Here’s another one. Read it. @EAK110, I don’t know, but anyway, Username. She said, they, whoever this is, said “Charles could curse me out every hour, everyday. And I wouldn’t be mad one bit. He’s so cool.” Lord. He’s so cool. I mean, could you curse somebody out every hour on the hour? Could you call EAK110 up? Do you have it in you? I don’t know. No. I don’t think you’re good at acting mad. No. Now you can be mad. Ain’t crazy about cursing that much either, so, okay. Alright. But I mean, I understand what she means. I mean, somebody wants you to curse ’em out because you’re so cool. That’s interesting. That’s an interesting concept. Yeah, it is. Mm-hmm. Be, uh, can you be cursed out by somebody and, and it’s like, you know what? That’s okay because he’s so cool. I would think that would make the person not cool. If somebody’s cursing me, I’d be like, this is not cool. Not cool, man. Or maybe that’s how cool you are. Even doing the most uncool thing. Cursing somebody out. You’re still oozing. Cool. Well, it’s, but without cursing, it’s kind of like, you know, uh, sitting down and telling somebody, you know, something, uh, that they’ve done. Yeah. And you don’t agree with it. And then they, and then they walk away, walk away from it and say. Man. He really disagreed with me, but I, I still feel good about how he disagreed with me. So, uh, so you’re saying non cursing, cursing out, yeah. That’s more like constructive feedback? Yeah. You know, that guy was pretty cool. He could have cursed me out, but he just gave me constructive feedback. Yep. That’s what I mean. I mean, sometimes you, I think I haven’t even done that, but, you know, talk to somebody and tell ’em that, you know, I, I didn’t like what you did. And, uh, I, and don’t, it ain’t a good idea to do it around me no more or doing whatever. But, uh, you know, you know, you just gonna have to make your own, your mind about it. And they just look at me like. Damn, did he tell me? I better not do that no more. But I still like him. Are you thinking of an, of a specific instance recently? No, just they, they, mm, not lately, I don’t think. Uh, maybe, yeah. You try to, you kill ’em with kindness, so to speak. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You say, Hey, it’s up to you if you want to do that again. But I would, I would advise you not to do it around me. It is kind of like that old thing you or what you get. You get more flies with sugar than you do lemon juice or something or something. Yeah. Alright. What about ano? What about this one? Well, I got one from Katie Lynch and said “He’s the cutest thing ever, like a small helpless kitten.” Oh my goodness. Why would you be a small helpless kitten, Dad? I don’t know. I mean, I guess I can just, just be so sweet and so nice, and Meow. just, you know, talking Meow. like a little, when you’re wanting to hold a little kitten and just snuggle up to it. You’ll take it. I, I don’t, I don’t know about, uh, me being helpless, but mm-hmm. It’s like you’re not helpless, but it seems like you’re helpless. Yep. So, and it, you’re not a kitten, but it seems like you’re a kitten. Yeah. I don’t know. It’s funny how people that watch and listen. Think different about what we are doing, I guess. Well, you know, you, you give all types of animals. Sometimes you give kitten, sometimes you give wise owl. Sometimes I just jump in 40 degree water to raise money for the animal shelter. Okay. Stuff. So like a polar bear. Yeah. Yeah, that’s sweet. That’s sweet. 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So yeah, just watch it through once, react to it and then, then you gotta start being me. Gimme a lick. Oh, oh, oh. There we go. Now those lips were hairy. You wanna use one of your lifelines? Maybe. I think I’m going to lick it. That get. Get a little bit more. Get a little bit more. Who am I? Did that give you any clues? Oh man, this thing sounds huge and it’s very hairy. Is it a camel link? Take off your blindfold. It’s a miniature horse. It’s thunder. You gotta lick your favorite animal. Hello? That was, that was my most recent encounter with a miniature horse. Um, we made out with each other. So now Dad, you got, you gotta, you gotta do your dub daddy magic. I. In place of me. Okay, here we come. I got, I, I’m going to see what’s going to lick me. Oh my goodness. What in the world? Oh, oh, what kind of, what kind of tongue is that? Ah, you wanna use one of your lifelines? I think I’m going. I. I, I think I’m going just, uh, lick it myself and just see what it feels like. Yeah. Let’s, oh man, what, Lord, what am I lick? What am I licking? Uh, it’s, it is kind of a something. It’s something big. Your blindfold and. Oh my God. It’s a pony is your horse. It’s thunder. You’re gonna lick your favorite animal. A pony. A I licked a pony. Not a, I don’t know what a miniature horse is. It’s a pony. You licked a pony, Link. I did. I did. And, uh, it, it was a- It was a highlight of my life that somehow I’d completely forgotten about until we watched this video. So gimme a lick. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There we go. Those lips. Were hairy. You wanna use one of your lifelines? I think I’m going to lick it. Get a little bit more. Get a little bit more. Who am I? Did that give you any clues? Is it a camel link? Take off your blindfold. Oh, it’s a miniature horse. It’s thunder. You gotta lick your favorite animal. Oh, it’s a miniature horse. It’s weird licking a, a horse in the nose. I, I, I imagine that would be kind of strange, but You never done it? Uh, no. No, I ain’t never been blindfolded and had to, had to lick something. So it’s scary when you don’t know what it is or get kissed by something that you’re supposed to lick. Now you, so you don’t know what a miniature horse is? Well, a pony. What’s a pony? Well, I look more like a pony to me than a miniature horse. A pony is a baby horse, right? Yeah. It becomes a adult horse and ceases being a pony. Right? Mm. No. Isn’t that what a pony is? A pony is a baby horse. Well, I thought a pony was just like a, like a calf is a baby cow. Okay, well, what? It’s not, I don’t know. I, I, well, I mean, I, I’ve always thought of like, like Shelton ponies, they’re always small. They don’t get big like a horse. Oh. So maybe it is a minute. Well, we’re gonna have to, now dad’s throwing me for a loop. We’re gonna have to Google What’s the difference between a pony and a miniature horse? Because I thought a pony was a baby horse, and I thought a miniature horse was a, just a small, just a small horse. Uh, a a small horse is called a colt. A colt. And it grows up into a horse. A pony is always, they’re small and always, as I’ve known, always just been a pony where you, when you were a little kid, where you used to go to the fair and you could, they had a line where, where you could get on ’em and ride ’em. Yeah. But I always thought, thought they would, you better get on ’em while you can. ’cause they’re gonna grow up to become a horse. But I, I think when they got ’em, um, you’re gonna know better than me. I mean, that, that’s what I think. I, uh, I mean, a coat is a small horse. A pony is a. They’re smaller when they’re born. He’s a permanent thing Get, they do grow some, but they don’t get big like a horse. I don’t know. I think you and I are wrong. All right, so read it. It just says, the main difference is that miniature horses are bred to be small versions of standard horses. While ponies are a distinct breed with their own unique body proportions. Hmm. Yes. So, yeah. Dad. Dad, you’re right, right? You’re, you’re schooling us here. A pony is like a mule is its own thing. A donkey is its own thing. Yeah. And a pony is its own thing. Oh, yep. Didn’t realize that, huh? And a miniature horse. So wanted to go back and redo all these things and say that instead of a miniature horse, it was a pony. No. Well, hold on. I think it was a miniature horse though, because miniature horses do exist. And they’re different from ponies. Okay. Because their proportions are more horse like, I think, but they’re smaller. That’s why they call ’em a miniature horse. But I know that it’s a little suspicious taking any horse knowledge from me when I didn’t even know what a pony was. So I will take, I’ll take that feedback. I mean, I did, I didn’t know. That a horse’s tongue was hairy. Well, was it more, instead of being hairy, was it more like it was coarse? Yeah, like coarse. Coarse. It is kind of rough because when they, yeah, eat something, they can lick it up and it’ll stick to ’em when they’re eating to feed and they can push it down and swallow it down the throat. Oh, I mean, see, you know, about all this, so cows probably have this too. Same thing. Yep. Even cats have it a little bit. Oh yeah. Cat’s tongues is like, if you rub it one way, it’s, it’s like rubbing a, um, like a piece of sandpaper or like a fabric on a, you got like a nice felt and you rub it one way and it lays down flat and you rub it the other way and it, and it stands up and you got the resistance. That’s what a cat’s tongue feels like, and I think that’s what a miniature horse’s tongue felt like. Okay. Yeah, I went, I was on a mini horse kick there for a while. Then I got over it. They weren’t in my life enough. I still like to think that I could be a fancy horse. You don’t have enough room in your backyard for one? No, I don’t. I do not have room for a horse because, and if you have one horse, you’re supposed to have multiple horses. ’cause they’re social creatures. I heard that if a horse stays by itself, it gets sad. Well, I see a lot of ’em by theirself, but I don’t know if people, well ask them if they’re sad. If people all morning they go interact with ’em. They, I don’t think they get too sad. Okay. And I don’t know, I’m not going answer that question. I. Getting outta my rim of knowledge. Okay. You’re not a, you’re not a horse whisperer. Nope. No. Well Link. It was fun having all of you in the Myrtle Beasts with us here today, and we’ll be back next week for another one. And don’t forget to follow and subscribe. wherever you get your podcasts and on YouTube, and while you’re at it, review us on Apple Podcasts. And if you got a question, comment, or story you’d like to share with me, email me at ratherbshagging53@aol.com. And y’all have a great rest of the week. And remember, I’m a bad, bad guy. In a good way. In a good way. That’s right. Love you, dad. Love you Link. Bye.