later this month Rhett and Link are taking this stage at mythicon and they don’t want you to miss one GC minute join us for a live ticketed performance October the 29th exclusively on kiss a week to stream from the comfort of your own home they are planning something really out there like out of this Earth You won’t want to miss it General tickets for the mythicon live stream are on sale now at mythicontickets.com [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey everybody this is dispatches from Myrtle Beach and it’s been a while since we’ve been on the iron talking to you it’s good to be back and good to see you LinkedIn how you doing I’m doing good good to see you too Dad yeah it’s been a it’s been a month break you raring to go I’m ready to go yeah boy yeah I’ve been looking forward to getting started again you’ve gotten all rested up well I’ve been rested up for this I don’t know but I’ve still been working but I’ve been resting up and getting ready to work on our uh dispatches from Myrtle Beach uh podcast and see what we can get into and swing swing back into the groove again all right I feel like we’re right back in this groove picking up right back where we left off no thoughts of quitting over the break oh no I ain’t you’d have to fire me okay well if it comes to it you know what we can have that tough conversation what have you been doing I mean if you haven’t been doing this show you said you just been working no play let’s see I got yeah me and Nancy went to Williamsburg you know I tried to ride all the rides they had up man are you talking about a Busch Gardens again yeah Busch Gardens yeah you’ve been to Busch Gardens a lot yeah I mean worked out pretty good yeah you know Nancy wrote one or two little small rides that won’t then you know I wrote I tried to write everything they had there but I was riding having to ride everything you know that you rode like that by myself and I met some people on different rides and roads with them and I met a girl there that was from Maryland and she knew who you were and she was gonna ride with me oh yeah I wonder how I wonder how I came up I wonder who brought up that in conversation yeah yeah I wonder you know but I did I I asked her I said well she kept looking at me and she wouldn’t ever say anything and she was with a group of people uh her family and I said you know who Rhett and Link are and she said I knew I knew who you were and you said you’re the lynx dad and I said that’s right and the lady uh her mama asked and said well we don’t have anybody we all riding together can she ride with you and I said oh yeah but then we didn’t get to ride together you were alone Nancy doesn’t ride with you oh no she was way down somewhere else eating ice cream I think in the shade so so you’re literally just standing in line for an hour by yourself yeah seeing if someone recognizes you or knows me so that you can find somebody to ride with Dad this is this seems a little sad and they’re not well it’s all right and then I told them all about dispatches from Myrtle Beach and captive audience in one of those lines um yeah because they was uh a lot of people standing around listening up there and give them the rather be shagging 53 at AOL.com there was this guy in line with the roller coaster he was giving out his email address yeah he didn’t have any anybody to ride with him he was talking about his son’s YouTube channel yeah for anyone else it would be a sad story but because it’s you this is like this is still a very happy story this is the light you bring into the world yeah cause hey get to meet new people and whether or not they knew know you or me or whoever is they will when it’s over yeah they gonna know about us before we get on the ride and when we get off of it I can’t help but notice that you are you got the shirt because you’re wearing it oh yeah so I didn’t tell you when when I mailed this to you that it that it was coming so this well I said something’s coming in the mail but you didn’t know what it was until you opened it so what was your reaction tell everybody what it was it’s got a shirt and says do you know who I am that’s right it’s what I tell you I asked people I said you know who I am yeah we like we were talking about we need to put that on a shirt so you can just walk around you don’t even have to say it and of course our crackpot team of designers here at mythical entertainment whipped up two different versions of the design for you yeah gotta uh what one like I got on now and got a nice teal colored one I wore both of them well one Sunday to fun Sunday down here for SOS and SOS what this is a shagging thing yeah Society is stranders for shaggers it’s a 10 day things it’ll be over this coming Sunday okay our elderly lady oh somebody older than I am walked up to me and looked at my shirt and said I don’t know who you are were you ready for that one I said I can tell you who I am and I said my son is has a show on YouTube and I knew she didn’t know much about YouTube but anyway I told her I said I thought I told her I said to have a show called good mythical morning but we have a so-called dispatches from Myrtle Beach and I said you live at Myrtle Beach and said yeah well see you need to listen to it if you find out how to look up the uh podcast and you you get probably get a big laugh out of it she said well I might do that then so it got somebody’s attention right that’s that’s what we got it for all ages are welcome here that’s right if you can figure it out you’re welcome to be here if you can’t figure it out well we can’t teach you how to work podcasts you gotta figure that out on your own no matter what’s your age well listen I I I got some emails we need to talk about a little bit okay they’ve been building up over the break yeah I’m telling you it’s time for another edition of Myrtle Beach mailbag okay I’m ready Hadler Davidson okay I said why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant um hmm I I have seen I’ve seen a nude Barbie I’m just gonna you know I’ve seen a Barbie without clothes on and it’s not that anatomically correct down there I mean Ken I’ve also seen Ken unclothed and he’s extremely smooth down there yeah they’re both just very it’s just nothing but smoothness and at a certain point you can’t do a lot with smoothness you know so my answer has to do with that but it ain’t got anything to do with that okay and I’m sorry but you tried and did good but I tried it because Ken always comes in a different box he does yeah Ken comes separately is another way to say it you have to buy one in a box and buy another one in the Box they don’t come together in a box they never come together in a box no I reckon that’s the reason that they can’t I reckon that’s the reason are you gonna see the movie you know there’s a new Barbie movie coming out not a sponsor no I’m going to see the Barbie movie I I’ve actually heard really good things about it is it got real people playing it or is it animated it’s got real people playing it yeah Margot Robbie you know who Margot Robbie is not right off hand she is a wonderful actress and she’s she’s wonderful to look at just she’s just a wonderful wonderful she’s I can’t say enough things about how wonderful she is so she ain’t just smooth all over I don’t know Dad I I don’t know if she’s in she’s not in the type of movies that I would be able to answer that question yeah but hey that’s what’s nice about things that you do you you got to have a little if she looked as good as you were just explaining was you got clothes on that glitchy imagination works that’s right something it’s good to leave things up to imagination yeah she’s been in a lot of things but she’s Barbie and you know Ryan Gosling is Ken oh yeah you know you know Ryan Gosling yeah he’s a fabulous guy he’s a [ __ ] he’s fabulous he’s she’s wonderful and he’s fabulous it might be a good movie then well do you know the the buzz around Hollywood is that it’s the best script of the year it’s like how could that be possible maybe you and I go see the Barbie movie together I don’t know next time we’re in the same place well wouldn’t do that we can go or we can take Christian Nancy with us too or we can just go by ourselves me and you watching Barbie all right you got you got another email hey I got one from Julie Kyle waski all right kawawaski and old woman walked into a dentist’s office took off her clothes and spread her legs and the dentist said I think you had the wrong room and she said well you put my husband’s teeth in last week she replied and he said what has that got to do with me and so can you figure out what the answer to that one is can I figure out what the answer to that one is well she got down naked she said she said you you did what to my husband she took her clothes off and spread her leg I know what she did what did she say that he did to her husband you put in my husband’s teeth last week you put in my husband’s teeth I think it probably has to be something like if you put them in now I need you to take them out I see it that a boy you got it that’s what that’s interesting she said now you have to remove them get the teeth out of me from inside on I bet it that could be a true story you know stranger things has have happened stranger things has happened oh man yeah I don’t I just don’t understand how exactly the teeth would be in like all the way in there you know well she’s old that thing might be kind of big so you just fell in okay is is that what happens okay wow wow okay yeah yeah okay I got another one from great Akash rosarium okay Sid what’s the difference between oral and anal sex what’s the difference between oil oil and anal sex you’re really good at saying anal sex but the previous sex you’re having a hard time with that word what’s the difference between oral yeah there it is oh [Laughter] Oriole is a baseball team right bought there in Baltimore yeah what’s the difference between oil and anal sex this is the word that you can’t say that like Christy can’t say Roy and you can’t say oral oral or oral it sounds like you’re saying oil with like a really well with your accent like you’re saying like okay o-i-l oh what’s the difference between oral and anal sex okay well first of all I know I know the answer to this you do yeah I mean I know the difference between oral and anal sex like if this wasn’t a joke if you you just wanted to know I mean they’re just totally different things absolutely I mean they’re similar in some ways but do I really need to answer this you know what why don’t you just tell me the punchline Sid one makes your day the other makes your whole week what makes your day the other makes your whole week whole week yeah w-e-a-k yeah yeah that’s what it’s on here but I I think it’s supposed to be like you know if one makes your day and one of them makes you whole week like w-e-e-k yeah I know yeah it’s like seven days yeah but I don’t know if it should make your whole week w-e-a-k if you build up to it enough I can’t answer that question I can’t either but I think you’re supposed to with practice it doesn’t get weak you get stronger it’s a muscle like anything else maybe you can make it pucker back up so yeah it’ll pucker back up I mean you’re it’s you’re talking about like a elderly coochie getting a larger capacity I wonder if that happens on the back door as well you got to keep your pucker string able to pucker well it’s like everything is you know if you use it you if you don’t use it you lose it so maybe you know that’s right everybody have anal sex that’s basically what you’re saying you’re gonna react to that if you’re just gonna move on I’m just gonna move on okay all right yeah it’s your show okay [Music] midterm elections are coming up on November the 8th and a lot of you across the U.S will be voting on some pretty crucial spots in Congress Governors and special elections so vote like a beast is here to help go to vote likeabbeast.com to check your voting status rest or if you need to and stay informed for the midterm elections vote like a beast.com also has stickers for sale with 100 percent of our profits going directly to our partners at vote.org be your mythical best by supporting a great non-profit that helps all Americans exercise their right to vote foreign Xavier Luciano okay I just started my senior year at Penn State Oh My new roommate goes out each night drinking with his buddies already when I came back last night he was already asleep and my bed was slightly moved the next morning I went to put on my work boots and the one the one was full to the brim with piss what what he said I just threw them away but what should I do damn so you’ve got this friend who just just pissed in his boot yep I mean that’s horrible it takes a good stretch of time to break in a new boot you know what I’m saying once you got a pair of boots that you that you that you like that you’re you’ve broken in last thing you want is for somebody come along and just piss in it you got a nice pair of boots that are broken in don’t you oh yeah what would you I mean what would you do what Would You Do Well I wouldn’t have thrown it at the door I’d have left it when I figured that and I’d have got up and if it still had it in it when he come in the next night and went to bed he’d been poured all over him oh yeah you wouldn’t have put it in one of his shoes you would have put it on him on him in his bed in his bed drenched him and then if it didn’t have enough I might have been peeing in my other Boot and filling it up where I could give him a double dose of it you would pee in your other boot yeah I mean that’s making it worse hey what good is he he’s going to throw the boots away and you can’t just wear one boot you got to go buy two more so you might as well use the other one to fix him on up with it I I really think you could have cleaned the boot I I really I mean let’s see if it’s like a if it’s more of like a leather red wing or something I think you could I think you could rehabilitate that thing don’t you think no I would not I wouldn’t want to do I wouldn’t care how much you could rehabilitate it or try to clean anyone I wouldn’t want to be wearing it knowing that somebody’s pissed and pissed in it and filled it full and I was wearing it again yeah I mean it probably killed like any bacteria down in there it could kill all he wants to my might make you have some bacteria and get on your feet and Toes that you might not could get rid of I don’t know I I agree with the whole like letting him have it like dousing him with it but then I’m just gonna try to salvage my my shoes I mean I’m not that averse to urine I mean I don’t drink it I’m not one of those people you know I saw somebody I don’t know how I got on this I saw some guy he was like some survivalist Fitness dude they’ll come across Tick-Tock I just found myself watching this guy talk answer a question about why he drinks his own urine and he said there was like this feedback loop he’s like I drink it every morning I’m like oh too much caffeine I’m I’m a little dehydrated like he would drink it and then know what how his body was out of balance you like that idea oh no I don’t like that idea what about peeing on your feet in the shower do you do that no do you pee in the shower nope really why not it just feels wrong to you you just feel wrong it ain’t it’s like that ain’t the place you’re supposed to pee well there’s other people using the shower even though you’re using soap and cleaning with and stuff it’s just that’s true I mean you’re being considerate of other people but I don’t know it’s just kind of the best place to do it dad I mean you’re already in the shower it’s hot water there’s a drain right there if you aim for the drain it’s not like it’s just going everywhere and then you don’t have to and you’re saving water because you don’t have to like flush the toilet what it’s good for the environment yeah you saving the environment peeing in the shower I think it’s good for your feet too well but it might not be good for Nancy’s feet when she gets in there so I don’t know I think I prefer to think that it all rinses away by that point you might be right it might be all right try it just try it I’ll think about it okay yeah I will think about it tell us about it tell us about it after you try it I can’t wait for that update a fan wrote in with the alternative to the name of Link’s erections Good Mythical Morning Wood yeah yeah we’ve established from our last episode how could anything top that uh well can you guess what it is something better than good mythical morning would there’s no way well you probably had some of these things when you were growing up uh had some of these things like uh the play we at a thing like you put stuff together uh like Legos it’s kind of like Legos but like your toys this probably come more from uh my genre my age group than yeah jacks it’s Lincoln’s log Lincoln’s log I had some Lincoln Logs Lincoln’s log a log kind of sounds like I don’t know it sounds like poop okay so I I’m not really I’m sticking with Good Mythical Morning Wood yeah but yeah I’m I’m still open to suggestions but that doesn’t top it good try though now it’s time for a word from our sponsor oh do we have a sponsor for real oh yeah that’s paying us no oh okay it’s not paying almost like we almost but if we do a good job they might pay us they got the money well let’s hear it I’m gonna do a sponsor for Little Debbie’s peanut butter cream pies oh cause man these things come out in the grocery store and they was hard to find and it got to where when I and Nancy would get them sometime but if I went in to get some water or some drinks or something going to the grocery store I went by the eye where they had the oatmeal cream pies and they’d have these peanut butter cream pies right beside of them when I left there I didn’t just have one box I didn’t have to two bucks I had three boxes well I could put them up at the house so if they quit making them running out I’d have them for a little while longer so me and somebody else must have bought them enough that they they’re still producing them and still making them here down south so uh and that boy that that’s some good cookies and if I eat one in the house and gypsy’s up bro with me she likes them too so I know they got to be good if she eats them too so if you like peanut butter and like the peanut butter cream on the inside instead of eating a peanut butter and cracker or something get you a little Debbie peanut butter cookie and Chow Down with it because it it’ll be good to you so hope you enjoy it and do that with the Little Debbie cookies I can vouch for it they are good and I I like that you’re setting your sights higher with the sponsorship after the break you’re like you know we we can go for a little Debbie oh yeah I love it okay I got a new game I wanted to play and it’s got something to do with our new shirts that do you know who I am yeah yeah okay and I’ve had had some people send me some questions in about it and said there’s things been used in it and said if you could go shagging with any woman besides Nancy or Christy oh who would it be oh oh so you want me to answer this so if do you know who I am we’re both gonna answer so am I gonna answer for you and you’re gonna answer for me yep let’s do it that way that’ll be all right yeah that’ll work then we’re seeing how well we know each other it’s time for our first edition of Link do you know who I am so if you could go shagging with anybody besides Nancy I bet it would be who would you like as a dance partner yeah I don’t I don’t know who you have like a a celebrity crush on that I don’t I don’t know this about you somebody who would be a good dancer I’m gonna say Paula Abdul I know that’s not right that’d be a pretty good Dance Part to do yeah I I would actually like to to her to be mine too but that’s not my answer so you tell me who you think my answer is and then we’ll reveal if I could go shagging with anybody besides Christy and I guess Christy would be okay with it this is kind of like who’s your celebrity Hall passed you know what a celebrity haul passes somebody that you can do something with that uh your wife won’t be mad about you like the one exception okay okay so have you and Nancy have this conversation because you know what a celebrity Hall Pass is but who’s my hall pass um and we’re just talking about shagging I’m gonna say Sandra Bullock Sandra Bullock okay ECU grad she’s an older woman which is a good way to go she’s still got a lot going for her but no that’s not her I my correct answer I guess because um she’s on the brain I’m gonna go with Margot Robbie or the basis for krungman who I’m pretty sure is a lesbian but we’re just shagging she could still dance yeah we’re just shagging yeah okay so am I right about your answer is it Paula Abdul no I couldn’t remember the girl’s name I didn’t look it up but the girl I’d want to do is the girl that danced with Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Dirty Dancing oh uh you can’t put baby in the corner you’re talking about baby yeah baby yeah I have not seen Dirty Dancing but um okay I guess she she you know she might be available nowadays I don’t know she can’t dance with Patrick Swayze because he is deceased May rest in peace yep so then me and her could dance together we learned a little something about each other you get you got another one yeah if I go to jail it would probably be for oh if I found out you were in jail like I was your one phone call it’s like well what are you in there for what would that be then I think it might be for you I think it might be public urination and I again I’m on the peeing in the boot I’ve just been thinking about it but like I know you’re in these outdoor shagging Festival things you got your cold beer sometimes this is where it happens it’s like well I’m just gonna there’s a bush right here you have a history of talking about popping a squat in the backyard of parties and pooping like I think this is this is what’s going to do you in this is why it’s going to get you canceled man public urination what do you think I would go to jail for you would go to jail for somebody hurting one of your children or your wife oh man that’s heavy so my you’re talking about I would I would get revenge oh yeah that’s good that’s good yeah I can’t argue with that because if I’m going hey if I if I’m going to jail and it’s going something’s gonna happen it’s gonna be something worthwhile when I get through with if somebody does something with some of my family or one of my children or your children or something it’s you know that’s on my list oh so that’s your answer yeah all right you just like maybe kind of break your ankle you’re talking about like snap a arm you’re not talking about like snapping a neck I mean you’re not gonna murder something yeah I’m talking about if they hurt one of my grandchildren or my wife or somebody I’m talking about snapping something that probably snap a neck do something oh good gracious all the okay so this is this is murder I mean because I’m going if I’m going to jail I I want it to be worthwhile I don’t want it to be just for some pity anything yeah but then they let you out sooner if it’s for a lesser crime you know you know I’m just well okay public urination that was my answer your answer is better you look better than me right now yeah it’s like I would definitely visit you if you killed somebody oh yeah because you were taking up for me I would visit you in prison because I I still think you’re not you know I don’t know I know some good lawyers but that’s all I can commit to is visiting you in prison I’m just telling you thanks all right I got another one thanks Dad if I got a tattoo and see this ain’t fair you you are if I got a tattoo it would be on and off okay well you know I have you know where my tattoos are right yeah where’s my first tattoo no I don’t know what I know about the one on your arm no I got one years before that well I don’t know if I know where it’s at or not could I see it when we went to Hawaii nope not unless you were watching me change okay all right well I ain’t seen it did you didn’t know I had a tattoo on my you know what derriere yeah no yes you did my ass cheek it says Christy right here on the right butt cheek well I think maybe I didn’t know you had one with Christy’s name says Christian but yeah and then I got the Elvish one that Lily and I have you don’t have any tattoos right no sorry it’s never too late I think you would get a tattoo on I don’t know Dad you’re down you’re down there influenced by that Myrtle Beach vibe I really think you could fall for the ankle tattoo like and I’m going to talk you out of it don’t do it like you would get like you might be tempted to get like a sun around your ankle bone so it’s like the bone itself becomes like the orb of the sun you might be tempted to think that’s a good idea is that what you’re about to tell me well I won’t thinking about you know my ankle bone but I was thinking kind of something that one but on my calf muscle yeah where you could have more to work with and more where you might could see it and stuff you got a big calf muscle I think you would get my face maybe like a portrait portrait of my face and of course this is this tattoo is done in prison like I give you a picture if I choked on your water When I visit you in prison I’m gonna give you a I’m gonna choose which picture I like and I’m gonna give that one to you and then you get one of your prison friends oh yeah to tattoo your calf with my face on it oh yeah it’s not legal for them to do it in them but they they do do that with people that are incarcerated and uh got people to give oh stop each other tattoos wait is that what would you get on your calf I was gonna get something that said uh rather be shagging your email address on your cat yeah yeah you know what that can be arranged I mean we’re gonna have a tattoo artist at mythicot giving it giving mythical tattoos to people we might have to get your email address tattooed on your on your calf that would be hell yeah that ain’t gonna happen Okay well I said did we learn some we but we did learn some stuff about each other I like that this has been good it’s a good second so do you know who I am do I know who you are yeah yeah even more now well yeah that that’s been pretty interesting where you’d want to dance with and you didn’t say what you were going if you got another tattoo what you get though I’m thinking about getting Jade oh tattooed on me like I want a picture of Jade oh okay you know you’re making a face though that’d be pretty good I like that idea you know if you’re gonna get a tattoo it’d be something that’s special to you and I know they ate Specialties and that’s a good thing yeah I mean I just don’t know how I feel about like when she passes am I gonna be like is a tattoo just gonna make me sad or I think she’s worth commemorating so that that’s what I’m thinking about well it you know that’s like in life you everybody you lose friends and family members and you have to go on and just remember to get things so you know it’d be something to remember a good about uh Jade and everything so all right I’m gonna do it well you can get that done at mythicon then maybe you know it’s been a whole month but it’s been fun being with you again today Lincoln yeah I hope that when this new podcast comes out that everybody listening will just love it and enjoy what we’re doing and we’re gonna keep on putting them out and Swinging all around and doing what we need to do to try to send some joy and happiness into somebody’s life and answer some questions whether or not we answer them the right way or not we’re going to keep answering them and having a good time doing it and enjoying one another so yeah I feel like sometimes when you take a break the best part of the break is being excited to come back and I definitely feel that way about hanging out with you and doing this show so I’m glad to be back and let’s let’s keep getting it so I hope to see everybody again next Thursday and if you got any questions to send to send them to rather be shagging53 at AOL.com and dispatches from Myrtle Beach rather be shagging the letter b and then shagging without a g and the numbers five and three at AOL.com that’s right all right Dad talk to you next week I’ll see you next week I might have a new shirt but then I love you love you too [Music] I want to remind you about the new season of Trevor talks too much do it host and mythical kitchen soft boy Trevor Everts yeah started off this season off with a special solo episode and he’s back in better than ever be sure to follow And subscribe check out season one of Trevor talks too much where he talks to your favorite musicians influencers and Gamers just about anything okay available anywhere you get your podcast yeah you ever met Trevor no I don’t think so you’ll meet him at mythicon you’re gonna have to tell them that they’ve been they’ve been getting you to call him a soft boy this whole time so oh you’re whenever you meet him oh you’re the one I’ve been calling a soft boy [Laughter] that is hilarious you got are you gonna listen to his podcast yeah I am now nah probably not [Music] just let it roll let’s let it rolls and it rolls to see yeah see yeah see yeah