Welcome to Good Mythical More. Uh… Let’s guess what combinations of foods and whats? People? Animals. Animals. – Animals, yes. But people are animals. – Animals. You crazy animal. Yeah. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to Equal Justice Initiative to aid in their mission to end mass incarceration and excessive punishment, to challenge racial and economic injustice, and to protect basic human rights for the most vulnerable people in American society. Please join us in giving to this incredible organization at eji.org. eji.org. Thank you for being your mythical best. Uh, so we’re looking at a picture and seeing if we can guess the combination. The pontification. Before you do! This is a fun game. Wanna see the first one? – Yeah, let’s see one. Cat melon. Avocato. Aye. Nice. I thought it was a melon. I said cat melon. Avacato. Cat melon. Chappy, you did this? This is your handiwork? Yes, sir. Chappy. Yeah, so that’s not a cat melon. So you had to make that cat green. Yes, sir. How do you do that? With a green filter? No, just saturation. Just the… It’s just the saturation. Well, it’s gotta be more than the saturation. You’re telling me if you just up the saturation on a cat, they all turn green. Well. Is there like a painting tool and you painted each individual hair with green? Sure. I would say, it was more of a… you slid the tinter. The hue. The hue. – The hue. After all this time. All this photo shopping. – You know, I used to do photo shop. This is the, this is the one that you need to know about, is how to turn the cat green. – How do you make the cat green? I mean, I just, I’m looking at that. I’m like, I couldn’t do that. I couldn’t make a cat green. I enjoy the choice to keep the cat’s head not green. Ungreen. I think that popped. ’cause it’s like the pit. It’s like the pit, is what Chappy was thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are the eyes green? People are thinking what happened to Twinklefingies? You know, Chappy’s over here doing this. What’s Twinklefingies doing? We’re gonna talk about… He doesn’t, he doesn’t believe in the combination of animal and food. Right. Right. He said, no more photo editing. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Did you, did you guys have to like, did you have a fight about this? Like, who was gonna do it? Every day. Every day. – Every day. Yeah. All right. Let’s see the next one. Pick kangaroo. Pick kangaroo. Oh, Ruben. It’s a Ruben sandwich. Kangareuben! Come on, Rhett. I got it. Oh, we said it at the same time, bro. Bro. There’s a lot happening here. So the pickles are kind of excessive. They’re big too. Those are some big freaking pickles. Or a really small kangaroo. Would you eat a Ruben I guess, out of a kangaroo’s pouch? it’s a small kangaroo. ‘Cause look how big this toothpick is. Well, it’s being stabbed in the back. And also, okay, one time… you know, how I told you guys that I had, like, I had mice when I was little? Like as pets. Mice-l Jordan, Shaquille o’ Squeal. Um. Okay. Well, one day I woke up and I looked in their little habitat and I was like, how did they get strawberries? And it was little babies. Little baby mice. Oh. – [Stevie] That looked like gross little strawberries. – How did they get strawberries? Strawberry babies. And that’s what this kangareuben like… It looks like. What did you do with them? Did you get a pet snake? I ate ’em. Doesn’t taste like a strawberry. Maybe the second one will. Maybe the third one will. Kangareuben is a great sandwich, but that doesn’t make me want to eat one. All right. Hold on. Before we move on. Go back. Go back. Go back. Why does this kangaroo have a ball sack and a Reuben sack? I don’t think that’s a ball sack. I think it’s a… A puffy vagina? What is it? Yes. I was gonna say puffy vagina. All kangaroos have those. Hey, you need to… I don’t, I actually, I was gonna say like, a tailbone, but that doesn’t make sense ’cause it has a tail. I think you photoshopped a… No? You don’t even know what I’m gonna say. I think you photoshopped a male kangaroo with a pouch. The females are the ones with the pouch. No, I don’t think that’s what’s going on here. I think that’s like a, in case you need a second tail. Just it’s like, it’s ready to go. It’s a flotation device that can be found under your seat. Cause if that’s a kangaroo’s ball sack, it can’t be that hairy. Now I know for a fact, I know what a kangaroo’s ball sack looks like, ’cause I’ve, I’ve held one. Oh yeah. It was like, it was, it had like, it was like a satchel for coins. Yeah. – Yeah. I mean you got to Australia, everybody’s trying to sell you a kangaroo ball sack. It’s smaller than you would think, because if it was too big, That’s not it. they’re bouncing all over the place. – [Stevie] Wait. Are you for real? They have like coins. Yeah, yeah. Really? But what about the puffy vaginas? It’s like, smaller. What do they do with those? Their sacks are smaller than that. Cause if it was that big, think about you jumping all the time. You know, and you gotta really watch out for that. They had kangaroo vaginas too. Well that, Chappy animated this one. You would use those as like an oven mitts. Okay. Puffy vagina oven mitt. – Yep Yep. Yeah, let’s not think about that right now. So that’s actually not a scrotum. That’s not a kangaroo scrotum. Well, we don’t know. – What is it, Chappy? Have you ever seen one of those kangaroo spins around? You ever seen, when a kangaroo spins around like a top? No. Yeah they’re, they’re balancing on that little nub. It’s called the spin nub. They only do it a certain time of year. A certain time of day. And they’ve never caught it on video. I just know about it through folklore. It’s a saggy taint. I mean, that’s another say… Good band name. That’s, that’s another way of saying spin nub. Alright. – Next. Pumpkin. Python. Pumpkin Pie-thon. But look at the tongue coming out of the end of that thing. There’s something cute about it. He’s cuter. It’s definitely cuter. It’s better than a regular snake. Like if I could replace all snakes heads with pie. Like if I was God, that’s what I would do. You know what I’m saying? – Top of the list. It’s just like, what are you gonna do today, God? Well, have we done the pie on the snake’s head thing? Just like that? Because I’ve been sitting on that one for a while. Ding! Change the world, man. That’s what I would do. Change the world? Yes. It would change the world. Yes. Yes. – [Rhett] Think about it. Climate change will go away, everything. You make all snakes pie heads. I don’t believe that’s what they mean when they use the phrase, ‘change the world’. Changing the way snakes look. Everybody’s just picking up snakes and eating their heads. Wanna remind you that we release all types of podcasts through Mythical. Check ’em out. Ear Biscuits. That’s with us. Dispatches from Myrtle Beach, that’s with me and my dad. We have some quality time. ‘A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich’ is with Nicole and Josh. That’s an amazing podcast. ‘Best Friends Back, Alright’ with Stevie and Neagheen. Who knows what they’re gonna talk about now. He’s limitless. And… They might talk about puffy vaginas. I was gonna say, I was gonna say… Yeah, y’all will do that. Yeah. Y’all will do that. If one of our podcasts is gonna talk about puffy vaginas, it’s gonna be Best Friends… Leave it to yours. Now, yeah, I mean, me and my dad may talk about it. Well that’s true. Totally different. Yeah. Just a different angle. That’s true. That’s true. A different vantage point. On TikTok, follow @mythicalpods. You get like little snippets of them. That’s a fun little account. I follow it on TikTok. It’s a fun little account. And I just gotta say, every once in a while I see a little something. It’s like – That was a little funny little bit. Need to check this out. Next one. Oh gosh. This is Dorito. Dodo bird. Dotiros. Dodoritos. There you go. Way of the dodos. So this is an extinct bird, hence the saying. And I like how you made the wing – A different… out of a nacho. And then the cool ranch is the other feathers. Man, to make all birds into chips. It might be better than making snakes a pie. This seems like a good, you know, how the kids do for Thanksgiving. Their little art. I think this is a nice- Yeah, like a hand Turkey. – Yeah, yeah. A chip Dodo. Well, I mean a Turkey for Thanksgiving. But yeah, I mean you could do a chip… A chip Turkey. – Dodorito. I don’t believe that the dodos are extinct. You know. I mean, how do they know there’s not one? How do they know? They don’t. They’re everywhere all the time. They’re everywhere. Everywhere. All at once. What’s the name of that movie? Everything.. – All At once, You know? Is that what the scientists are? I don’t think so. There could be a dodo that’s just like, every time the scientists show up, he just goes behind a tree. We don’t know. If it’s just one, then there will be none. You know how dodos are made. Well, I think it’s… I believe that it is a small family of dodos. It’s just a small family. There’s still hope. Now if they do find it, I will eat it. – Is that why they’re extinct? Yeah, because flightless birds… Like buffalos? Interesting little tidbit about island fauna. I’ll be the judge of that. About island fauna has a tendency to be wiped out as soon as people show up, because they evolve They’re weak. without particular, They’re overpowered. Like, their widespread predators- They’re too laid back. Lots of flightless birds on islands. People show up, they’re like free Turkey, you know? Just go up to it and grab it. – [Stevie] I mean, to be fair, they should call ’em, you know, Don’t don’ts. If you weren’t supposed to- Yeah. Right. If they had it done that, people would’ve gotten the message. If they had done Don’t don’ts instead of dodos. All right. Dane. Great Danish. Danish. Shoot. Great Danish. Now I like what you’ve done with the hue here, Chappy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Link] How did you make that dog’s face? That’s not… That’s not saturation. Cranberry. That’s more than that. Now I wouldn’t do this. I would not do this to dogs, because people would just think it was a costume. You know what I’m saying? We saw one of those poodles, you know, those poodles. They’re a type of dog, but they… Her head and ears were a totally different color. How’d you know it was a female dog? Looked like she was wearing a hat, but it was really just like, fluorescent colored hair. And Lando said, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t believe in that. Don’t believe in like, dyeing your dog. Yeah, but I was like, dude, it’s fine. Don’t judge. Does that mean does he thinks it’s fake? It’s make belief or does it mean that, he just doesn’t believe in it morally? He disagrees with it morally. He felt, he felt panged. He felt pangs of morality. I mean, I get it. – I’m trying to, I’m trying to get, get all that. I think they’re super cool. But, you know, even, I mean, Barbara would probably… that hair would take some dye. You know what I’m saying? Oh yeah. – It would. And I don’t think it does them any harm. No, I bet Barbara would probably enjoy it, but it’s not worth all the people on the internet who would tell me why I shouldn’t have done it. Barbara would enjoy it? Yeah. She enjoys everything. Yeah. She’s up, she’s up for… She’s up for anything. You’d have to dye her… the toy that she humps. Yeah. Yeah. That could get complicated. – [Stevie] Yeah. Man, look at that Great Dane’s feet. Aren’t they cute? All right, next. What is that? A falafel? Not a… What is that? – [Rhett] Falaf-Eel. Eel. Oh that’s an eel. You got it. Falaf-Eel. That’s gross looking. We talk about the eels on Best Friends Back, AlRight? Talk about Eel daddy. Eel sex. That is scary. Is that actually an eyeball from the actual eel? Just from a fish. Just from a fish. Cause eels, their eyes are not that big. Cause if they were, we would all be very, very frightened of them. You know, if eels eyes were that prominent. They had a big pupil like that. Stevie, give us more of the nature of that conversation. Eel sex, or Eel Daddy. You can pick between… Eel Daddy. Okay. Eel daddy is a TikToker who found this like… I don’t know what it’s called. This thing under his brother’s garage that collects runoff water, that you can then use that gray water, you know, like a basin. – Yes. It’s like a pit. Yes. – And he goes in there and he’s got eels. I’ve seen this. Yes. – I didn’t know it was called Eel Daddy. Yeah. So he turned this like, under garage area dungeon into a pit for eels, that now live under his brother’s garage. And he calls himself Eel Daddy. So he farms-, he put the eels in? Yeah. – Does he do anything with the eels? He has a camping chair that is located in one corner that he sits in and watches the eels. Yeah. Okay, okay. Mm mm. Yeah, I’m not interested in that. No, no dude. Next. Nope. Nope. Oh, look at the hue on that elephant. Ele.. Oh, what do you call? Oh, charcuterie? It’s not charcuterie. It’s… what do you call that? What? It’s a plate. It’s like muffuletta. It’s like something like that. It’s not crudités, cause that’s not… Elefuletta. I don’t know what the word is. Elefule… What do you call that stuff? Uh, deli plate. – [Stevie] Starts with an ‘A’. Ah-fuletta. It’s in like the, usually, like the salad section of an Italian menu. Is it a caprese? No. I said it starts with an A. A capresa? – [Rhett] Oh, it’s an antipastelephant. Close. I mean, I feel like, that’s acceptable, but like, invert that. Elephant. Eleph… Elephantipasti. Oh wow, you got it. Elephantipasta. Elephantipasti. So I was always kind of perplexed by this. Oh, there’s no pasta. It’s just as simple as… This is something you can get in Italian restaurant that doesn’t have pasta. So not pasta, like everything else, besides pasta. Or is it the person who came up with this was really like against pasta. Like this particular arrangement of things is anti pasta. Like it’s taking an active stance. It’s not indifferent to pasta. Yeah, it means before. Actually, it means, before the meal. So pastas, I guess is, meal. Oh anti… So it’s like an antecedent. – [Stevie] Yeah So it’s like, just an appetizer, is all that means, before the meal. Yeah. Yeah. Man, so it’s not against pasta. So it’s just before pasta. Pasta means meal? Huh. Pastas. – Yeah, that’s like the main course. How did you get that green hue? That’s very green. Why did you make it green? It’s like lettuce. Yeah. – [Link] It’s like more lettuce. All right. I don’t believe in it. I like the detail of the ear on the other side of the salami. You didn’t have to do that. Yes, yes. But you did. [Link] You didn’t have to. But it’s the ear on the other side, it would be visible. A plus. Next. Cornbra. – [Link] Corn snake. Cornbra. – [Link] Corn snake. Corn. Corn bra. Both good. Both incorrect. Cobra corn. Shuck. Shuck it. I like cornbra. And I’m sticking with it. It is good. It is good. – [Rhett] I’m sticking with it. Yeah. – [Link] Cobra. Cobra corn. Cause that could also be like a bra… It could be corn on the cobra. Yep. There we go. It is. Corn on… It could be corn on the cobra. How are these developed? Did the writers come up with these and then, Chappy, you get a list? And you just decide which ones you want to do. Do you reject some of them? I’m not doing corn on the cobra. No? You don’t reject anything. You just execute. Here’s the thing, if I did… – Corn on the Cobra. If I snapped my fingers and made all snake’s head pie, everybody would immediately notice. But if I did all cobras as corn on the bottom side, it might take a few days. Like, you know what I’m saying? It would be slow. It’d be like, Whoa. Nah, no way. I thought it looked like corn and then, somebody… I mean, how many people are out there touching cobras? First of all, right? Picking ’em up, looking at the other side. You see ’em when they come up like this? Even if you’re a cobra owner, Oh yeah, you see ’em when they come. You see ’em when they come up like this and you’re like, corn? No. No, there’s no way. You talk yourself out of it for a few days. It would take a week before anybody reported on the news about everybody’s cobras having corn on ’em. That would be a more interesting experiment. If you slice it off, would it come back? I would hope so. Be sure to check out all the mythical podcasts like Ear Biscuits, Best Friends Back Alright, Dispatches from Myrtle Beach and more. All available wherever you get your podcast.