[Music] This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neil and my son Link that you can see is sitting right across from me again. We’re live and in person and >> this is our last one, Dad. >> Before you head on back, I’m sending you packing. >> Yeah. Well, tomorrow they they say they say, you know, when you have visitors come and stay with you. >> Mhm. >> If they start stay more than 3 days, they start to smell. >> That’s not how the it’s a saying, though. >> Yes, it’s a saying. >> What’s the saying? It has something to do with fish. >> Yes. Like fish, they you they they start to stink and have a >> something like that. >> Something like that to them. I mean, >> okay. I’m >> but I I don’t think you’d run me off cuz >> No, >> I stayed more than 3 days. >> You’re the one who’s like I have to get back. >> Yeah, I got to get back cuz you know SOS starts. >> Um >> and what and that is that is the Myrtle Beach exercises where they find people who are stranded at sea. >> No, it’s Society of Stranders for shaggers that go dancing. >> Okay. You got to get back for your shagging. Yeah, because my back’s getting a little better and I’m probably gonna be able to go dancing. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. >> Glad to hear it. >> So, getting >> So, we’ll we’ll get you out of here. >> Oh, yeah. I Well, I mean, it goes on for 10 days, so if something happens, I still uh >> Oh, >> I’ll be all right. >> You’re not missing too much of it? >> No, not too much. I >> Well, I’m glad you came out here. It has been fun doing these episodes in person. >> Well, it’s been fun doing everything. I mean, the stuff I did with all y’all for this upcoming show that’s upcoming >> and that’s about it. All I’m going to say about that is >> Yep. >> you know, you know, uh, as I get the longer I do this with y’all and stuff, uh, I get to learn a whole lot more about how this stuff works. So, it’s pretty interesting. >> Do you remember the line that you had the most difficulty with? Uh uh. No, no, I’m trying to remember. No, I can’t remember. >> You can remember some of it. Come on. >> Uh, no. I can’t remember it. I can’t. >> You can’t remember the sorry part? >> Oh, sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Not but not sorry. Sorry, but not sorry. That’s not That’s still not exactly right. >> That still ain’t right. But >> sorry, I’m sorry. Sorry, not sorry. >> Yeah. Yeah. I’m sorry. >> Sorry. Not sorry. I’m not sorry. Yeah. >> You just said it right. >> After two days worth of >> Yeah, you finally got it. >> A day too late. >> We will use that audio. We’ll splice that in to the edit. That will work. >> That’ll work. Yeah. But, you know, >> it’s always gold when we get you to put things in your own words. And I think that’s one of the things I enjoy so much about this show is that >> it’s in your own words. >> Yeah. Well, I got to u besides having a great time here before I came out here, I’m going uh give a holler out to Chaz and there is a Chaz. >> There is a Chaz. And I thought that was kind of ironic because um and he he has a little band he plays in and uh he was like 24 years old and but he was all he they met we were up front where the band was playing uh at the horseshoe at uh North Myrtle Beach and he come up to me and said you are Charles Neil from dispatches for Myrtle Beach on I said that would be correct. Uh-huh. >> Holler out. And so I’m giving them a holler out. And then we we got a uh holler out from Jessica that we’re going to uh >> queue up and bless you, son. Excuse me. >> Bless you. Yeah. You sound You must We are some kin the way we can sneeze. I’m >> Yeah, we do. We have similar sneezes, Jessica. But you see what you were saying? So, we uh got a picture of a holler out to Jessica and just wanted to share that it’s a phenomenon. >> Oh my gosh. So, this is a grocery store label printed on deli cookies. And dad, you do the honors. What does it say? >> Oh, Lord. Chocolate chunk cookies. >> You can’t even spell it. No, it says cholate. >> Cholate >> chunk cookies. >> Cholate chunk cookies. >> The first thing you almost said was chocolate. >> Cuz when you see that, you see chocolate. >> Yes, I do. >> No, that’s Cholate, Dad. >> Cholay chunk cookies. >> Chake chunk cookies. Well, >> it’s a phenomenon. >> He’s in the water. He’s in the cookie dough. >> Must be with Jessica. you know, uh, Cholay chunk cookies, but you still and and I still thought it was chocolate. But >> yeah, I mean, if you squint, maybe it is. >> Well, I can understand. C H O C L A T E. Chocolate without the second O. But I don’t know. I’m still not with you on this one. >> Yeah, well, I’m still working on it. It’s time for another edition of Myrtle Beach Mailbag. Well, we got an email from Michelle and he says, “My dad’s name is also Charles and he goes by Charlie.” >> Okay. >> He’s 73, same age I am. >> And is a cabinet builder and woodworker and has been in that line of work for for longer than any of his kids have been alive. He’s always in endearingly said he has never met a painter that was not a little bit crazy. So my question for you is as a painter, do you have any observations about other trades people? Oh Lord, Michelle, you don’t need to get me started on this. I’m I’m probably going to get I am going to be a little crazy. might might go somewhere else because in all the years and listen I’ve been painting about 45 years. >> Wow. >> And when I used to do new construction, I’d go around the jobs while they were uh trimming up and putting trim work up and >> and check on the people doing the sheetrock work and and before I’d go in paint to make sure that at least they did a halfway decent job. >> Okay. And I I I’d go into some of these jobs and these trim carpenters would be putting up trim work and crown molding and stuff and they’d say, “Oh, hell, just put it up where the painter can fix it.” And I’d walk around a little while and then I’d go I’d go over there and I’d find a man that was in charge. And I said, “These boy these boys that’s working for you really thinks I can fix a piece of like y’all putting up there and with a crack that wide in it.” I said, “They don’t make coke that good.” I said, “So, I have had uh several times in my life when uh between people that do sheetrock mud work and don’t do it very well and leave it where it’s not finished and not put the fourth coat on it or something that >> and and called the contractor I was working for said, I am not going back and painting this house till somebody comes back and fixes this sheetrock.” Ooh. >> You know, so >> there is no love lost with the trim carpenters and the sheetrock hangers >> and I usually >> with dad the painter. >> No, I mean because they >> and then they show up and like, well, he’s just crazy. He’s been sniffing too much of that paint. >> Yeah, that’s probably >> that gap. He thinks there’s a gap. He thinks there’s not another coat. He’s been sniffing too hard. But uh that >> you deny that? >> I >> So you’re not crazy? >> No, I uh I’m may back then I was probably really borderline. >> All right. All right. >> But I mean I knew what it take to do to have good work and work behind somebody that knew what they were doing >> and not have to say anything. So, uh, I I just got tired of fixing all the people’s stuff cuz they thought a painter could would could caul and fix anything and make it look right. So, >> what about plumbers or electricians? Do you have any opinions on them? >> Well, what about roofers? Anybody else you want to pick on? >> No, I I used to Listen, I don’t mess Me and you have done a little plumbing together. >> Oh, yeah. Remember that sink we fixed, man? Woo. That was special. >> And uh I I got a friend of mine that I went in and helped and remodeled his house when I moved to the beach. And he asked me about doing some plumbing work. And I said, “Uh, I don’t do plumbing work.” I said, “I can tear up more plumbing in 15 minutes than a man can fix in two days.” >> So you you got respect for the plumbers? >> Yeah. I and electricians cuz I when I got back out the army I worked for a electrician for about 6 months and got shocked and thought I was going to die up under a house. I don’t I don’t and you know >> you thought you were going to die >> because it hurt or did it knock you out? >> It didn’t knock me out but it knocked me a loose and uh I crawled out from under the house and quit. I walked back to my car >> and Okay. So, so the work that they do and it that gets inspected before anything else, sheetrock or wood or whatever gets put on the walls, it it’s got to be done right anyway. So, you I don’t you know, I got I got respect for them >> roofers have got to be a little wild cuz they’re up there on and heights and just >> on the on the precipice of a fall at any turn on angled, >> you know. Well, >> I I think you should invite you should invite people to tell us what they think if we want to hear some more of these tradesmen. >> Yeah, get them to email you. >> They can you can email me at ratherbagen53aol.com. Uh but uh >> let us know what if you’re a trades person or or close to someone who is like what >> what other reputations and if you want to defend finished carpenters or sheetrock hangers try your best. Oh yeah. Do what you’re supposed to do. Yes. Cuz I listen you asked me about roofing. I I used to have a crew. We used to put metal roofs on. So, I know about climbing up and down and doing some roofing work, but uh too old for that now. >> I think they’re crazy, too. >> Yeah. >> Painters and roofers I think are the crazy ones. >> Yeah. Yeah. That they may be. I don’t know. Of course, I I might be crazy for a lot of other reasons besides just because I’ve been painting. But >> what about Ma M? Well, I mean, y’all want to hear about the Masons? We can move on, but we Let’s come back to it. That’s that’s hard work being laying center block and brick. >> That’s hard. >> That’s hard work. >> Okay, >> but Michelle, that’s that. I hope that answered your question with what we had. And we we got another we got another email from Shelby. He says, “My favorite thing about dispatches is when Charles shares childhood stories with Link by my best memories with my mom was when she would tell me about growing up in the 70s and 80s. It made me think, what were some of your favorite toys?” >> Well, tell me. I I can remember when uh I was about nine years old and it was Christmas and daddy come from over at the oil company where he was working and had a uh go-kart in the back of the truck. >> A go a one-seater or two-seater? >> Just a one-seater. >> Oh, okay. And uh and this so this had to been like in 1962 or three. >> Okay. >> And and I had never really driven any rode anything but like a bicycle. >> Yeah. >> And something with a motor on the back of it. >> Oh yeah. And and that you could had >> was it one of those that was like really flat and it had the like the lawn mower motor type behind you and then you just >> you had to pull it by hand and he had to crank it and a little chain on. >> No roll bar. >> No roll bar and that’s what >> What about a helmet? >> No. Well, we didn’t know what a helmet was back then except for when you rode a motorcycle. >> So how did this go? So th this was very turned out very interesting because I got in this little go-kart and was speeding around where we lived over there on Ninth Street and drove it up under the pickup truck and didn’t have a helmet on and I finally got it stopped before or I hit something under the truck and it finally got stopped and >> before it decapitated. >> Yeah. before it cut my head off. And I think daddy had to run over there and he just picked the back off it up and pulled it out from up under the truck. And he said, “This might not have been a good idea.” But he did let after he uh got me out and let me practice and run. Um I had a pretty good time with that go-kart and everything. and then >> go-kart. >> And um man, >> one of the other probably one of the other best things I ever got was a ball glove. I wanted I I had went and picked one out somewhere and it had the nice webbing on it and and I I played I played ball with this thing all through high school and softball and everything that finally just got so rotted. But I mean, that’s probably two of the best gifts that I remember that I ever got that that I used for I didn’t use that go-kart for a long time, but uh that ball glove I got was very >> You were attached. >> It was special to me. I mean, cuz even all the time we moved around, I made sure that cuz I played little league ball with it and it was big enough that I played ball in high school with it and a little bit in college and stuff. So, it was it was a good ball glove. Yeah. >> I Let’s see. When I was about the same age, I might have been I might have been eight or nine. Um, and this was when I had a stepsister. When mom was still married to Jimmy, he got a go-kart. He brought a go-kart home. And uh so my stepsister, she would drive and I would ride in it because I was a little too young to drive it and I was scared of it. But we would whip that thing around in the yard like in the front and backyard over in Buoie Creek. And we whipped it around one time and well she was driving. She turned turned a corner and it went up on its on its side and almost flipped over, but then wham came back down and I don’t think I ever got back on that thing after that. No helmet either. Um, and then when we moved into our house that we live in now, my neighbors down the street, we got to know them and they had um these twin boys that were older and they had gone off to college and they had put they had a go-kart for on that street that we live on. It’s a private street. And the the neighbor said, “Well, I just saw it and I was like, I’m going to bring this home for Lincoln for the kids.” And um I knew that Lily wouldn’t be into it, but I thought for Lincoln and maybe Lando they’d be into it. And they did have helmets and it was a two-seater. And um they would ride it some, but I kept it for like a year and a half and they ended up selling it because they didn’t want to ride it because they were scared of it. >> Yeah. >> Which is probably a healthy fear >> after uh both of our stories. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they they didn’t get into it enough to like actually want, you know, to to start doing donuts or accidental roles. But I thought I was going to be a hero dad. And then they were like, they only wrote it out of obligation. >> I was like, listen, why are you so scared? That that’s not a good tactic to make someone not scared. >> Yeah. >> Didn’t work out. Didn’t work out. >> And then years later, I bought the One Wheel, which is that like electric skateboard, and I took >> uh Lando and Lincoln out on that. Lincoln almost broke his uh elbow and then two weeks later is when Lando broke his uh wrist on it. >> Yeah. >> But what when you were younger, what what was your >> Well, I would ride the golf cart at Nanny and Papa’s house, and I was really into that. That’s when I was a little bit older. So, the go the go-kart thing I didn’t like, but the golf cart was like, >> and that wasn’t a gift for me, but that was a >> that was a big one. You know, I had a lot of toys in my room, but I would just set them up and admire them. I wouldn’t actually play with my GI Joes and my He-Man and my Voltron and all that type of stuff. So, >> and all those what what’s them Lego things you put together? >> Yep. Yep. I had those, too. wasn’t quite as much into those, but I remember I was really excited when I got a Game Boy, the first portable Nintendo, >> you know, and it had Tetris on it. >> And then I got the first Super Mario World on that was like black and white screen. >> That was pretty awesome. >> Okay. All right. Well, we got a another email from Ethan and it says, “Can you record a voicemail for me so spammers, scammers, and telemarketers stop calling me so much?” >> Okay. >> Oh, Lord. >> Well, look right into that camera and talk directly to the spammer, scammers, and telemarketers. Well, I am so glad that you called today because I don’t have anything else to do. And just go ahead and tell me what you’re wanting me to do. And when when you get through, I’ll be in another room somewhere cuz I’m not going to be listening to you. And you can just keep talking to this phone and just keep going on and on. And please take my number off this list. And I don’t want you calling me ever again. And if you do, I’m going to call the FCC on you or somebody else so they can get you out of your job and you not have a job anymore and find something else to do that’s profitable. and that don’t make people so mad and so irritated like you have done me today. So take my name off this list and don’t call me anymore or and please tell all them telemarketers to not be calling to y’all just all take us off this list cuz we got a lot better thing to do than to listen to you with what everything that’s going on. So >> tell your friends. >> Tell your friends. And hey, and Ethan, I’m sorry, but this thing that the government says that they got that they can keep them from calling you. I don’t believe that thing works either, cuz I’ve called that number too. So, but somebody might ought to we might ought to call the call them and tell them to get a better plan to where we don’t have to get these telemarketers to call us, too. So, that’s that’s just what I’m telling. So, >> you told him. >> I told him. So, I hope maybe it’ll maybe that’ll help Ethan, but I don’t know if it will or not, but uh >> I think it will. It definitely felt good to hear it. >> Yeah. Made me feel better. And because they call me all the time, too. >> For real. >> It’s time for another edition of What in the Hell Is This Doohickey? >> All right, Dad. Now I’m going to show you these doohickeys and you’re going to have to tell me what the hell they are. You ready for this? >> I’m ready. >> Okay, Logan, ceue up this first one. For the audio only listeners, Dad, describe what you’re seeing. Oh, it looks it’s supposed to be a bunny rabbit, but it don’t look like a bunny rabbit with the that the eyes that’s on it. Uh uh is it just a little furry bunny rabbit with a pitchfork? >> What What’s his vibe? Uh what’s his vibe, Lord? Like he’s uh wanting to get into something or get into something that you want to do. I I I really I I’m trying to >> If you found one of these at your house, how would you what would you do with it? >> U probably throw it away. >> Why? Uh because I I don’t like it. I don’t This don’t give me a good fuzzy feeling. >> Well, it is a little fuzzy. You wouldn’t want to hang this on your keychain. >> Oh, no. >> What about your rearview mirror of your car? >> No. I No. No. No. I’m not doing that either. >> What about give one to a young child? >> I mean, why would you want to give something to look that to a young child? It might scare them. I mean, >> are you scared? >> Well, no. I ain’t scared, but I know I can get rid of it. But I mean, >> um, find out what is really this thing. >> Well, how much do you think one of these costs? >> 30 bucks, >> right? But they can resell for over for hundreds and hundreds or thousands of dollars. They can. >> Yes. >> Maybe I should have bought one not knowing what I was talking about. And and uh So, what is it, Logan? >> This is a labu laboo. See, I won’t even going to say it like that till you said it. Y’all should have let me pronounced it. >> Yep. >> Laboo. Laboo. Lab. Lab. Laboo. So, it’s labu. >> Yeah. Lab boooo. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Don’t get into those, Dad. It’s dangerous. >> What about this one? >> Now, I will give you a hint and say this is this is >> that looks like a a tooth you got pulled out of your head. >> You can you can hold it in your hand. It’s a little bigger than a tooth. It’s more size of a It’ll fit in your palm. >> Is that a Lab Boooo tooth? >> It It could be. >> I’ve only barely a little bit kind of know what this is. What’s it called? Put up the Put up the word and see if you can pronounce it. >> Ga. Not really. >> Gua. Gucha. I don’t know. >> Guaa. >> Guasha. >> Oh, >> Logan, you’re going to have to tell us what this thing does. >> A lot of women use it and they kind of sculpt their jawline or their face to dra for lymphatic drainage. And some people think it helps like kind of sculpt to have a better jawline. It’s like an ancient Chinese medicine thing. >> Oh, I don’t know how. [Music] >> See, rubbing something on you going to change your jawline cuz >> it drains your lymphatic. If you do this, if you just like start pulling on your face like everything just starts to drain down and then it’s like you you get yourself moving. At least that’s what Tik Tok tries to tell us. >> Oh, okay. >> Well, I maybe I don’t maybe I don’t need one of them. And maybe I do. I mean, I have to watch out and I have to keep checking to make sure my limp nodes aren’t growing because of my leukemia and checking. Maybe I need get one of them to go up and down. >> Well, there you go. Get you a gua. >> Guaca. Yeah. Y’all been out there so long you don’t understand southern anymore. Since we’re in the same room, I think that we should let Logan quiz us and see who can buzz in first to fill in the blanks on these southern sling phrases. Okay. >> Okay. >> So, you need to come up with what you want your buzzin word to be. Like what’s what’s a we need to come up with like a southern phrase or a southern sound that we can make instead of because we don’t have buzzers. Yeeha. Okay. You’re going to Yeeha. Uh help me come up with one. What do you want mine to be? >> Uh one of my favorite words, southern words is directly. >> Who? >> Directly. >> Directly. >> Yeah. >> Directly. Okay. It’s like I’m I’ll be over there directly. >> Yeah. >> Which means soon enough. >> Soon enough. Yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> As soon as I can. Not too long, but not a definitive amount of time. >> Right. That’s what it means, right? >> Yeah. >> And sometimes like and it and if you’re saying like I’ll come by directly, it might seem like it’s like later. >> Yeah. >> So that’s going to be my buzz in the word direct directly. >> Yeeha. >> All right. Love it. Okay. You ready? >> I reckon. >> Okay. Matter then. >> Yeeha. >> Huh? >> What? >> Yes. >> Matter than. >> Well, you can’t buzz in if you don’t know. >> He was madder than >> Yeah. in the >> That’s too much time. >> Uh I give it give give me give me a hint. And this is me. You’re blocked out. >> Chicken is my hint. >> Matter than a wet setting hen. Chicken. >> Ding ding ding. >> Yes. Now I don’t know why that’s a saying. >> So for do you >> why? So, a setting hen is what? >> A chicken laying eggs. >> That makes sense. And they get mad if they’re wet. >> A chicken doesn’t like to get wet when it’s laying an egg. >> I don’t think a chicken likes to get wet, period. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> You’ve never heard that one, though? I’ve heard that one. >> Yeah, I heard it. >> Met than a wet setting h >> Yeah. I I was trying to uh it just won’t come to me matter than um I can’t remember. >> Okay. Well, I got that point. >> Yeah. >> But it was less points. Let’s say it’s two points. If you get it off the bat, it’s one point with a hint. And then you can get maybe you can get a point if you can if you can uh tell me why. And that I didn’t know. >> Is it matter than a snake that married a garden hose? >> Never heard that. >> Okay. >> Matter than a snake that married a garden hose. That is disappointing. Yeah. >> For the snake. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You ready for the next one? >> Yeah. >> Happy as. >> Say that again. Happy as. >> Happy as. >> Give us the next word. >> Uh, >> happy as a directly. >> Okay. >> Happy as a pig and slop. >> Ding ding ding. >> Come on, Dad. You got it. >> Get with it, son. Don’t Did you know that one? Uh, yeah. I’d heard it before, but it just my brain just ain’t working that well. I don’t >> All right. Happy as a pig and slop. >> Yeah, >> that’s a good one. >> Okay, we’ll see. >> Hey, I’m might blow this out on you. >> Yeah, you might. >> We’ll see about this next one. Okay. busier than a >> busier than a >> The last word. I’m going to give you the last word. Sandbox. >> Busier than a in a sandbox. I’ve not heard this one. >> Okay, >> hold on. Hold on. Give us another hint. busier than a uh what would be busy in a sandbox? A kid. Kids are in sandboxes. So um busier than a directly. Busier than a than a forearmmed boy in a sandbox. I made >> kind of close. >> I made that up. Uh hold on. Give it don’t give it up now. Give give dad a hint. Well, >> it’s an animal >> busier than a cat in a sandbox. >> A a four, let’s say, a four four armed cat. >> Busy than a forearmmed cat in a sandbox. >> It is busier than a one-legged cat in a sandbox. >> Yeah. >> Why? >> I don’t know. >> A onelegged Is a sandbox like a litter box? I guess >> I guess it’s >> busier than a one-legged cat. >> Cuz it’s trying to dig. I don’t know. >> Trying to get out. >> I don’t know. >> Like I mean cat has four legs usually. >> Missing three is is tough. >> Well, okay. That that one’s kind of sad. >> That one really didn’t work. Sad. >> Okay. >> Okay. Slicker than >> slicker. De That’s not your buzz. Yee-haw. Yeehaw. Slicker and snot on a doororknob. >> I had a different one. But that also is one. >> Maybe it’s not. Maybe he just made that. >> It is. It is. It is. It is >> slicker than snot on the doororknob. Gross. >> Yeah. Do you wipe snot on the doororknob? Just slicker than Okay. For an additional So, you got two points for that. for an additional two points. We’re going to try to get hers. Give us the next word. Slicker than a >> pigs. >> Pigs. >> Snot. >> Pigs. It’s not >> on a door knob. I mean I mean >> slicker than a pig’s >> snot than >> than a pig’s snot on a >> I don’t get this one. >> Well, what is it? We give it >> on a radiator. >> What? >> Never heard that. >> You haven’t heard that one? >> You heard it, Dad? Mm-m. Thicker than a pig. >> Slicker than a pig’s snot. >> Not on a radiator. >> On a radiator. Cuz it’s hot. >> When the snot gets hot, it gets slicker. >> And do pigs have snot? >> Uh, I thought they were they they don’t even sweat. Pigs don’t even sweat. >> Okay. But do they blow their nose? >> Well, they root with it. And >> so you don’t know? >> No, I don’t know. I thought she worked with pigs, Dad. >> I did. But you didn’t notice any snot. >> No. >> All right, next one. >> Okay, that one over like >> I’mma give you a chance cuz I think I know this one. Is it Is the next word like? >> That went over like uh >> Yep. That went over like a some when something bad happens. You’ve said this. That went over like a >> Does it start with a F? >> Uhhuh. >> That went over like a fart in a >> You still don’t have it directly. >> That went over like a fart in church. >> Yes. >> You heard that one, right? That went over like a fart in church >> cuz nobody laughs. >> Yeah. Not when they fart in church. >> Yeah. I I’ve said this one. I went over like a farting jerk. All right. >> Okay. >> I’m running away with it. >> I think you can get this one. Ain’t worth a >> ain’t worth a >> I don’t know. Ain’t worth a >> Charles. You’ve definitely said this. Next word. >> Hill. >> Ain’t worth a hill. I know it now. >> Ain’t worth a hill of beans. >> Correct. >> You got to say >> y ain’t worth a hill of beans. >> There you go. >> Cuz a hill of beans. How much would they be worth? A good amount, right? I mean, a hill is a big >> landmark. >> Yeah. Yeah. And if it was all beans, that’d be worth something. >> They’d be worth something. But ain’t worth >> But maybe a hill of beans is just a little pile cuz it’s you’re basically saying it’s not worth anything, right? >> Yeah. I mean, it’s saying that you’re making probably too much out of it that it just ain’t ain’t worth >> a hill of beans. >> Ain’t worth a hill of beans. >> But I think a hill of beans is valuable. So, >> okay, we’ll do one more. It’s 32. So, Charles, you can tie it right now. >> Do what? >> Link has three points. You’ve got >> You’re losing, Dad. >> Do you want to tie or not? >> Yeah. >> Okay. As useful as a as useful as a >> and yee-haw. >> Yes. >> As useful as a tit on a bullhog. >> A what? Say that again. >> As useful as tits on a bullhog. >> A bullhog. >> Boarhog. Boarhog. >> Yeah. Male hog. as useful as tits on a bull. >> I thought it was tits on a bull, but that’s actually what I have. But that that also does work. >> Yeah. I mean, I’ve heard I mean, I’ve said that. >> Oh, now he’s tied it >> is use useful as tits on a bullhog cuz bullhog don’t have tits on it where they do have some, but they don’t have no milk where a pig can. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Well, apparently there’s another one. Let me try to let me try to beat you. As useful as a what is it? As useful as a give me the next word. >> Ashtray. >> What? As useful as a ashtray in uh where’s the place where you can’t smoke? Place where you can’t smoke is uh as useful as a ashtray and a gas station. Where can you not smoke? As useful as a ashtray in an emphyma clinic. Ouch. As useful as a ashtray in >> useful as ashtray in hell. >> Okay. >> Both. I like both answers. As useful as a ashtray in a place where people just where oh as useful as a ashtray in a land where it’s socially acceptable to ash anywhere you want. >> Useful as ashtray where you smoke. >> As useful as a ashtray in a chewing tobacco convention. >> As use as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle >> cuz they’re in cars or they used to be. Yeah. >> I I seem to think that I’ve seen an ashtray on a motorcycle. Have you ever seen an astray on a motorcycle? >> He ain’t never been on one of mine. >> What about like a big gold wing? They had everything. >> I don’t think it had a ashtray, though. >> Yeah. Okay. Papa had a silver wing. He didn’t have one. >> Okay. As useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. >> I don’t believe I ever heard that one. >> Okay. >> All right, Dad. You We about to skinny a teeth. Well, this is it’s been fun and this is our last one where we’ll be till I get back home till we’ll be sitting not side by side in the country across the country. But >> all you my beast, it was fun having all y’all here with us today and we’ll be back next week for another one. And don’t forget to follow and subscribe wherever you get your podcast and on YouTube. And while you’re at it, rate and review us on Apple Podcast. And if you got a question, comment, or story you’d like to share with me, email me at ratherbe shagging53aol.com. And y’all have a great rest of your week, and we can’t wait to see if you can find some tits on a bullhog somewhere. So have a have a good time and I’ll see you uh across the country next time, son. >> Good work, Dad. And we’re going to do one of these. >> Yeah. Love you. 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