foreign [Music] this is dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neal and my son link Neil from good mythical morning how you doing link I’m doing good Dad how you feeling today doing pretty good doing pretty good yeah feeling good you’re not working too hard are you oh you know me I’m um yeah well I’m gonna answer that question right off the bat yes see this is light work man your day job I don’t know like what do you what what you been up to what’s your day I’ve been scraping popcorn off of ceilings and sanding and fixing the seedlings oh man that’s and then it’s all falling on your face and stuff yeah I got my little round white Sailors hat on where it can’t fall and oh you dress up like a sailor when you do that well I got uh what’s uh I’m trying to think the name of that hat oh Gilligan hat well it’s kind of like a Gilligan hat that’s exactly what it’s like man scraping that stuff well I get up on a ladder and just scrape it off kind of up in front of them before it don’t fall in my face too much hey man if you either use it or you lose it so you’re not losing it I mean that is the advantage of like continuing to manual labor I don’t want this to become too successful that you can you can hang up your uh coveralls your your your painting sticks and whatnot painting sticks I don’t know what that is well I’m kind of hoping that it it goes the other way and I can hang it all up and just hope this goes well where I don’t have to work so hard and maybe play golf more often okay all right I as long as as long as you stay active and you’re you’re swinging something I know you like to swing into stuff that bad that would be correct I’ll tell you well I think we’re on the right track you know you just move this move your mouth muscle well enough you can stop moving that scraping popcorn ceiling muscle well link I got a holler out you know last week we talked about you know where somebody on a my our bucket list where we might like to go and uh oh a few episodes back here so I had a guy named Cody battle he’s a a licensed insured travel agent and I have a ton of great options for cruises or flying in and sightseeing for yourself maybe a couple of nights with you and Nancy under the northern lights or a private whale watching tour in Alaska because you said you want to go to Alaska and Alaska so it would be like Southern Southern dude under the Northern Lights we might might have to write a song about that yeah so well Southern Nights is a good song already yeah already Glenn Campbell yeah yep that’s a good one yeah but I I you know Cody I I appreciate you sending that in and uh he sent me something where I could get in touch with him so oh I I probably might be reaching out to you to see if we can get together and work something out where we we set up a trip to Alaska because that’s that is something on uh mining Nancy’s bucket list and yeah and boy and as you know link me and Nancy will do some bucket list stuff y’all like to go go places I love that too and you know staying active you’re you’re an inspiration you’re an inspiration to the to the older generation that would be correct because you know you you get you get to a certain age and sometimes you can’t go and can’t do it’s kind of like what you said about me staying active and working so right I do pretty you know keeps me active where I can keep going and everything so I wonder are there other travel agents listening that might want to like sweeten the deal you know Cody may have to get a run for his money see who’s got the best Alaskan offer for Charles and Nancy you know I mean we’ll certainly give you that holler out and like you’d come back with quite a report you know shagging around the world I think I I think we need to hear from some see you know we got to have a bidding war for Who you gonna go with so Cody sit tight buddy but I don’t know it ain’t gonna be that easy I’m trying to be like your manager now I hear you when you keep managing but we’ll see if somebody else send us some more emails and see uh somebody can up things up and see what else Cody can uh see what ain’t sweeten the deal with so we’ll we’ll see or somebody yo y’all seen an Ender rather be shagging at 53aol.com just send it on in bring it in he wants to go to Alaska do you think that popcorn ceilings are ever going to come back into Style I hope the hell not why why you said well I didn’t mean somebody might would call me but he probably won’t do them nothing good but my my call and want me to take them off in 10 more years and I know that ain’t gonna happen so oh you don’t want it to come back because it will go away again and then you’ll have to be scraping again yeah I might uh but but it’s a cheaper ceiling because it it it can just be just like just like sprayed up there and it hides the imperfections there’s a lot more correct me if I’m wrong there’s a lot more artisanal quality to a smooth ceiling oh yeah you haven’t put a lot of work into it got to have some good sheetrock paper when you’re building a new house is mudding that sheetrock and putting it up and fixing it just like what I’m doing now that’s what I’m doing is mudding it and fixing it and getting it back slick and smooth where when you paint over it it’ll be just real be slick and smooth not have no bumps in it but it’s a matter of taste I mean people could oh you know the new thing is popcorn ceilings you know even though it’s cheaper the reason why people don’t like it is because it’s cheaper I don’t know if I I don’t know I mean I got a machine that sprays it oh yeah that’s a that’s a job too because you have to tape all the walls up because that does sprays and kind of gets everywhere well I don’t want you to talk about it too much that’s not the kind of work that we want to drum up we want to drum up some Alaskan vacation that’s that would be correct it’s time for another edition of Myrtle Beach mailbag well link I got a email from Katie Freeman okay it says what does an expensive suit that fits too tightly in the crotch area and an old cheap hotel have in common cheap hotel what you lack in space when you run out of room I don’t know what is the difference no Ballroom a cheap hotel has no Ballroom oh man that one sucked dad come on I mean how do you feel about it how do you feel about how do you feel right now having told that joke well I don’t know if it had had to do with a ball like a ballroom at the motel or that it ain’t no ball no room to have a ball in the room well I can tell you that it was it was what do you mean there’s no room for a ball in the hotel room talking about there’s no room for your balls and your pants and then there’s no Ballroom cheap a fancy hotel’s got a ballroom Okay so all right well but you’re dodging the question how do you feel about telling that joke uh confused it seems like well if they send a man I’m and you know we think it’ll get a little excerpt from you then we’ll probably go y’all keep sending them in is that what this is about yeah okay it’s all about me and my excerpts okay let me see if I can give me another one let me see if I can give you a good excerpt I got one from Mike Burkhart he said did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter now we’re talking I am very anti-glitter I would not dip any part of my body in glitter especially my testicles because once once you play with glitter it’s it’s it never goes away it’s my enemy we have like glitter stuff that they do on Good Mythical Morning and I had to put my foot down no Glitter rule that’s the rule like don’t be bringing any glitter stuff anywhere because it just oh you know two days later wrestling uh someone here there’s some glitter on your eye some glitter on your face there’s no there’s no getting rid of it it’s harder to get rid of than a popcorn ceiling dad I bet it is you’ve made me upset like you got upset about the popcorn ceiling like my popcorn ceiling is glitter that this is you know how I feel right now oh yeah and I’m so upset I can’t even remember the question that’s it what happened to the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter foreign I hope he died I hope it just I hope he died a painful death like we don’t that’s the stupidest thing to do it’s like I hope I hope when he pulled his ball sack out of the glitter that it was just it was like it was just shards of just I think it I hope it just cut his nutsack to shreds and he just bled out there in front of his entire family what happened to him so he’d have pretty nuts all right what so we would have pretty nuts yeah that can’t be what it is Dad read it again that’s what did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter so so it had pretty nuts so he’d have pretty or was it that he was pretty nuts the joke says said pretty nuts yeah it just says pretty nuts that’s what it says I know but you added so he could have so I’m I embarrassed a little bit I’m sorry you you made it not a joke the Sydney Pappas wants to know what’s today that’s a that’s a good that’s the best thing I can I can give Dad and it’s just like he’s just like all right next email it’s like well you know it’s on to the next I respect that death it’s like you’re impervious to to you’re not you’re unrattleable but Sydney pepper sent me a uh email and says what’s the best part of being a grandparent okay well seeing the the best part part about being a grandparent is when your light me being a grandparent you don’t get to see your grandchildren very often of course it’s pretty neat now that you can pull your phone up and get people and look look them look at them now instead of just talking to them but uh every it makes you every time you have an opportunity to get to see them and do things with them just like when link called us about going to Austin Texas and I was supposed to cook for the family reunion and and my wife said you can just mix that idea if we’re gonna get a chance to go see the grandchildren we’re going to see the grandchildren so if you live close to them spend as much time with them as you can or want to maybe but we used to live close to Lincoln Christie we’d keep them for two or three days but it was sure nice that I know when them two or three days was over with I was gonna get to carry them back home and I didn’t have to keep them all for the next week or two so that’s another thing the one of the best parts of being a grandparents is you got you get to spend time with them but you get to send them back to Mom and Daddy and let them take care of them because after you’ve earned them yeah that’s right because that’s what I was going to say we’d bring them to the house and they could get ice cream they could get candy they can have whatever they wanted and uh sugar high and everything else so that’s one of the best parts of being a grandparent you get to spend time with them do what you want to with them and then send them back home hey hey grandkid you wanna you want some candy you want to experience a sugar high uh-huh Grand pep is gonna give you all the candy you want and then when you experience your sugar high he’s gonna send you packing he’s gonna send you right back where you came from to detox to detox you go into that sugar withdrawal with your parental unit that’s right not my problem come on over child let me give you a little bit of this candy so you can get sugar high so you you act like you’ve experienced that I’m just practicing I’m practicing for when I’m gonna be a granddad I’m gonna be the creepiest granddaddy ever ready for Valentine’s Day I know me and Nancy are and you know who else is ready sport they’ve got all the lovely sweets ready for you this Valentine’s Day visit sport.com and find the v-day landing page well I thought about this email that Valerie Spencer sent in and says I want to hear your best celebrity impression I ain’t been practicing much but yeah don’t tell me who it is just do the impression first see if I can guess hey Cowboys we’re gonna go out here on the Range and see if we can’t get all these bad guys and take care of them and get to get the ranch back and are you quoting the movie because the writing is horrible foreign you’re not a writer well you are an impressionist keep going okay so okay give me more so I’m I’m looking forward to trying to help all you kids and get back to where you’re supposed to be and I got a patch on my eye and you sound just like my dad like your voice is no different Dad yeah an impression you gotta alter your voice to become this person that this apparently this is some sort of cowboy yep but your voice didn’t change at all dad I thought it changed soon okay let me hear it again give me some give me something else maybe I just wasn’t listening hard enough hey boys and girls we’re gonna go out and get the horses and get the wagons and we’re gonna get on out of him see if we can get the ranch back and see what we can do with all these bad people trying to trying to take you away from where you supposed to be going uh John Wayne that’s who it was Dad what I mean the thing that John Wayne says is like hey Pilgrim hey Pilgrim that doesn’t sound wild little Pilgrim what about that does this sound like John Wayne I’ve never watched a John Wayne movie I just kind of watch people’s impersonations pilgrim that was pretty good maybe you ought to have done this you did do it thank you Dad that would be your business you did a good job link I’m trying to think who who could I do um who could I do oh here’s one see if you can get this one I’m Batman I’m Batman I’m Batman who do you think that is uh Batman yeah yeah that was my impression of Batman yeah look pretty pretty pretty good you got it I mean obviously it was pretty good yeah I’m telling you yeah that’s kind of yeah all right that’s it that’s it that’s about I’m not big on him I’m not known for my impressions neither one of us are you know that’s not really in our wheelhouse here at dispatches from Myrtle Beach apparently it’s okay though you you’ve been trying to teach me we we get a lot of emails from the Iris people and you’ve been trying to teach me how some Irish stuff too so maybe um you’re nailing that one well I got another email from oh I gotta well not another I got an email from Owen it said what did the O say to the Q what did the O say to the Q I like a good alphabet joke oh okay so there’s a p in between there’s a p in between us who who left this P here well maybe he should have when he put the answer in instead of putting what he put in he ought to use to pee upon it but it said dude you’re hanging out [Laughter] dude dude oh is that what that is in a cue a q is just a o what is hanging out oh wow well we got a new episode where we’re going to start doing some stuff grandkid of the week oh okay all right now that we have real ads okay I thought we could try out something new for this segment and since I talked about being the grandparent I thought I could talk about Lincoln okay all right so this is your first grandkid of the featured now it’s time for Grand kid of the week he’s the Middletown sometimes I think middle children get left out good point uh what I was going to tell you about Lincoln was when we when men me and you and Christy and Lily and Lando and Nancy and all of us and you carried us to Hawaii I said something to Lincoln about playing golf one day right I said I asked him I said if you ever played golf he said no granddaddy I ain’t played golf but he jumped all over it he was excited I’m telling he wanted to go play golf so I said I’ll see if I can get that set up so we did found a golf course kind of right across from where we were staying and went over and rented golf clubs and went out and uh gotten a golf cart and he and I were playing golf and it was a pretty exhilarating episode of golf cause if he didn’t know how to I kind of after a little bit I tried to show him how to hold the club or stuff like that and I said just wait till he gets back home maybe and take a lesson because but he was having a good time every once in a while he’d hit the ball pretty good and every once in a while he wasn’t it but he didn’t he he does things like kind of like I do he uh just went with the flow of it and just me and him had a good time and we got a picture like they do like you see on TV with them professional golfers playing golf and we was on a part three in the ocean was right behind us and uh he’s a really good kid and and when you’re around him especially us grandparents he he always shows us how much he loves us and hugs us and and because he’s got to be a big boy uh he’s a little bit taller than his granddaddy yeah he’s taller than me now and like he’s we got he like goes and works out he comes back with like these muscles I’m like What’s Happening he’s giving me a run for my money it’s like he’s put he’s leaving me in the dust I gotta stop I gotta I gotta stop building up my muscles so I can keep up with my son no that’s all right that’s that’s good that you don’t you don’t need yeah you don’t need to worry about them muscles now yeah hey if you want muscles you can come back and help me scrape some more seedlings I’ll give you some muscles no hey Lincoln’s the one you should be talking to he’s I’m not up for everything Lincoln I’m proud of you and I love you and I might I might have to have another a second episode about you another time but I this is your granddaddy I love you there you go Lincoln getting some granddaddy love today I got another segment you’re never too old to learn something okay you’re never too old to learn something I got I got an email asking about the different love languages you know about these Love Languages don’t you I yeah there’s this there’s a book that’s been out for decades now the five love languages that’s what you’re talking about and so I mean what do you know about these Love Languages you tell me well until I got this email and looked it up I didn’t really know a whole lot about him uh the love language is a physical touch words of affirmation quality time acts of service or gifts all these things I think are really wonderful things in as in different parts of my life at different ages I can kind of see the physical touch and then the words of affirmation and different things but you’re talking about one of that like you resonate more with a certain love language at different points in your life because you’re supposed to like I don’t know if you’re only supposed to pick one I’m kind of rusty on it but you you basically one of them really stands out more to you as the way that you feel the most love like or if you find yourself wanting like whenever somebody gives you a gift some people don’t care they’re like all right well you got me a gift other people like oh my gosh I feel so loved right so do you know what your love language is now I’ll put it to you that way what’s your predominant love language well the one I picked is act act of Acts of service okay why if you love the person that you’re with and sometimes they’ll ask you to do stuff for them and you might say say to yourself you don’t say it out loud I don’t want to do that right now and then you say no I bet I need to go do that for them because they they do a lot of stuff for me and things working around the house and this might sound crazy but we got I got a little Garden in the backyard now I got uh turnip salad in the backyard well I’ll go back there not even tell Nancy and just pick her a mess of turnips out and go downstairs and and string to turn up salad like she likes and get all the stems out of it and wash it one time and bring it because your boy Nancy loves turnip salad good God I mean that’s probably her I’m probably her her number one food Nancy’s love language is turnips well our turnip salad and turnips so well it’s not just that but it’s just that you do stuff for them that you know that they would like to have done and but you’re doing that that’s how you’re showing love to her and see a lot of times we we try to love people in the way that we like to be loved so that’s something you got to watch out for talks about it in in the book because it’s like if Nancy she might have the same love language as you or if she had a different love language like maybe she just wants a nice hug or a kiss or to be snuggled maybe her love if her love language is physical affection but your love language is acts of service where you going through the trouble and preparing her turnips that might be a complete Miss for her because that’s your love language and not hers does that make sense yeah it makes sense well last night we were sitting in the living room the front of the house last night and I looked over at her and told her I said you know you are one Pretty Woman you know and that’s like the one that says words of affirmation and she looked over at me she said you do you do that are right often I tell her stuff like that and she says it really makes me feel good that you you know do stuff like that she was a little emotional about it so I I would say that probably okay me telling her that she’s a a I said you’re a good looking woman I said you you just want good looking woman yeah when she gets emotional you can really tell us okay that that resonated which one do you think she cares the least about probably physical touch okay that’s hey that’s fine no judgment here and there’s another one that they’ve added recently I don’t know if this is in the book at all but it’s space a love language of space like loving somebody enough to like trust and like oh you want just go off and do your own thing you want to read a book you want to travel by yourself for the weekend I love you enough like Christy’s got plans this weekend she hey Christy needs some space Believe It or Not sometimes Christian needs space for me so yeah I don’t think that’s her main love language but it is a love language for me to like support her it’s kind of like an act of service almost like all right I’m gonna take care of the house I’m gonna take care of the kids you’re gonna go off I plan I make plans all the time to do stuff involving her sometimes not involving her but I’m like she rarely makes she doesn’t make nearly as many plans as I do so when she does I’m like yes I’m not going to be offended about you wanting to do something without me even though quality time for me is pretty high up there like buy me a gift ah I don’t really I find myself not really remembering the gifts people have given me so I think that one’s low on my list so it’s like Christy don’t worry about gifts you can knock that one off my list you know what what about you what’s the what’s the lowest on your list because I mean it yeah just being with her and but you know you talking about the they that they added one on when Nancy and I before we got married we you know you kind of go through this thing and you know what would this is way I want to still be able to do things and she said I got friends that you don’t know and you got friends that I don’t know right now and I’m still going to do things with my friends and you’re not going to be involved and I said oh that’s all well and fine I said I don’t I don’t want you to get rid of your friends because of me that I hope then in a way there’ll be a part of our life so she’s got friends that she does stuff with and um and still does so I I agree with you but that because sometimes I need some space and sometimes she needs some too dude we’re a fan of space you got to have a level of security to be able to love somebody to give them space and a lot of times I feel like if you get a lot of space then turns in on the other end into some physical touch you know what I’m saying which I think is I mean that’s I think that’s got to be my top three physical touch yeah so that’s why I like space because I know what’s on the other side of it I’m Batman [Laughter] I’m back man for physical touch yeah when you when you if you’re going for three or four days and you get back together a lot of times that thing we’ve talked about when you were talking about sugar with the grandkids you get some sugar with that wife too so that that’s a good thing too yeah I got some sugar I got some candy for you wife want to come up to the bedroom and see some of this candy have as much as you want you can experience a sensual High on this sugar so that that’s some I learned what letter episode we’ve had you like it says you never too old to learn something I learned something today you got to prioritize I think what you learned is you gotta like knock at least one off the list well it was fun having you here with us today and uh y’all come on back and just remember that our podcast comes out on Tuesday and on Thursday look for another one on YouTube on the channel and well the same you can see us in point where you can see it’s in person yeah see what well you said another one comes out it’s the same one it’s just oh yeah same podcast and then the video on Thursday y’all maybe next year we’ll get a get a get another Ward like we did a couple of weeks ago so we’ll just have to see where all this goes so if you got a question or a comment you’d like to share with me email me at rather be shagging53 at aol.com so we love all y’all and hope y’all have a good week and hope the questions y’all sent this week that we helped you get some answers from it so and Jordan good seeing you too son thanks Dad I love you in all the languages